Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 12,650 - 1 of 17,042
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Glindar: *shrug* You got joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to hear a joke?
Glindar: *nods* But Glindar kill if not funny! *stabs a caterpillar* You hungry?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a man, the Taliban and a troll walk into a bar. the Taliban looks at the other two and says, ' "Turn on... Tune in... Drop out!"'. Your turn!! LOL
Glindar: *throws his head back and cackles frighteningly*
Glindar: *shrug* You got joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to hear a joke?
Glindar: *nods* But Glindar kill if not funny! *stabs a caterpillar* You hungry?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a man, the Taliban and a troll walk into a bar. the Taliban looks at the other two and says, ' "Turn on... Tune in... Drop out!"'. Your turn!! LOL
Glindar: *throws his head back and cackles frighteningly*
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
bbbruno: I suggest you reset your perspective. I sense you have some misconceptions.
bbbruno: I suggest you reset your perspective. I sense you have some misconceptions.
Elliegirl
Oooh! I remember now, I had something important to tell you! You know Ouija Tlabbar right? he has the biggest crush on me! How should I let him down gently?
Roy Batty
Don't take any chances. Execute him.
Oooh! I remember now, I had something important to tell you! You know Ouija Tlabbar right? he has the biggest crush on me! How should I let him down gently?
Roy Batty
Don't take any chances. Execute him.
Guest223: Do you think Beth will agree if I ask her to be my girlfriend?
Azureon: There is more to consider when I think Beth will agree if you ask her to be your girlfriend, then you could possibly believe.
Guest223: So is it a Yes or a No?
Azureon: I doubt it is
Guest223: Do you think her younger gay brother have a crush on me?
Azureon: There are times when I think her younger gay brother have a crush on you.
Guest223: So does he?
Azureon: He just might!
Guest223: How can you tell?
Azureon: By the loud angry shouts, and the townspeople carring torches.
the bots seem so hostile lately
Azureon: There is more to consider when I think Beth will agree if you ask her to be your girlfriend, then you could possibly believe.
Guest223: So is it a Yes or a No?
Azureon: I doubt it is
Guest223: Do you think her younger gay brother have a crush on me?
Azureon: There are times when I think her younger gay brother have a crush on you.
Guest223: So does he?
Azureon: He just might!
Guest223: How can you tell?
Azureon: By the loud angry shouts, and the townspeople carring torches.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you care if I smoke?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar care?
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, I know it's a bad habit but I'm not worried about lung cancer because I don't have lungs.
Glindar: Oh. You want? Glindar sell, cheap!
Fizzy Schizoid: I've decided to randomly stop talking to you.
Glindar: Why you think Glindar care?
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, I know it's a bad habit but I'm not worried about lung cancer because I don't have lungs.
Glindar: Oh. You want? Glindar sell, cheap!
Fizzy Schizoid: I've decided to randomly stop talking to you.
What a way to hit things off.... Warning- Mild Language....
Guest8: hey
Aziere: Oh, its you. Well come on in then.
Guest8: whats that supposed to mean?
Aziere: THINK. You can DO it Nicky!
Guest8: shut up
Aziere: Don't be telling me what to do in my own house- I'll talk AS LOUD AND OFTEN AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE.
Guest8: F*** YOU B****
Aziere: Lol. Your funny when your mad.
Guest8: i hate you
Aziere: Hate is such a beautiful and powerful word.
Guest8: whore
Aziere: Thats no way to treat a lady. Go talk to a sexbot like that- they love that sort of thing..... You flamming homosexual......
Guest8: sexbots?
Guest8: hey
Aziere: Oh, its you. Well come on in then.
Guest8: whats that supposed to mean?
Aziere: THINK. You can DO it Nicky!
Guest8: shut up
Aziere: Don't be telling me what to do in my own house- I'll talk AS LOUD AND OFTEN AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE.
Guest8: F*** YOU B****
Aziere: Lol. Your funny when your mad.
Guest8: i hate you
Aziere: Hate is such a beautiful and powerful word.
Guest8: whore
Aziere: Thats no way to treat a lady. Go talk to a sexbot like that- they love that sort of thing..... You flamming homosexual......
Guest8: sexbots?
Pete and Aziere's chats are always entertaining.
Pete Puma: Are you surfing porn in another window? I bet you are.
Aziere: If this is some ill attemp to get money off me, it wont work. I never lose a bet, even when I lose.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Aziere: So what if I do? Does ths change anything?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Aziere: I have, but you don't see me bragging about it.
Pete Puma: Fine. Is there someone else I can get who you'd like to see you?
Aziere: There's you. And I hate you.
Pete Puma: Hate is such an impleasant word... I think we should all learn to 'disfavor' instead. It sounds so much more civilized.
Aziere: I think you should get that silly notion out of your silly little head.
Pete Puma: And I think you need to mind your own business, bubba.
Aziere: Fine, be an ass. I was just trying to make conversation.
ete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Aziere: Just my evil dog.
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, belgian shepherd dogs are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Aziere: My dog smoter is a boxer, he's brown and white- quite a monster too let me tell you.
Pete Puma: *covers ears* La-la-la-la-la-la! I can't hear you!
Aziere: Perhaps I could use sign language. *flips you the bird*
Pete Puma: What do you think, should I go to the bar or should I go to my neighbor's party tonight?
Aziere: I'm not allowed to have an oppinion of that. Ask Jim his. *points to an empty chair*
Pete Puma: You can break the rules this one time. I won't snitch on you...
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Aziere: When I am not torturing people and eating their souls.
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new job?
Aziere: I don't know- I didn't think ahead when I dropped out
Pete Puma: That makes two of us. I don't know either.
Aziere: Well this is getting nowhere...
Pete Puma: Are you surfing porn in another window? I bet you are.
Aziere: If this is some ill attemp to get money off me, it wont work. I never lose a bet, even when I lose.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Aziere: So what if I do? Does ths change anything?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Aziere: I have, but you don't see me bragging about it.
Pete Puma: Fine. Is there someone else I can get who you'd like to see you?
Aziere: There's you. And I hate you.
Pete Puma: Hate is such an impleasant word... I think we should all learn to 'disfavor' instead. It sounds so much more civilized.
Aziere: I think you should get that silly notion out of your silly little head.
Pete Puma: And I think you need to mind your own business, bubba.
Aziere: Fine, be an ass. I was just trying to make conversation.
ete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Aziere: Just my evil dog.
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, belgian shepherd dogs are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Aziere: My dog smoter is a boxer, he's brown and white- quite a monster too let me tell you.
Pete Puma: *covers ears* La-la-la-la-la-la! I can't hear you!
Aziere: Perhaps I could use sign language. *flips you the bird*
Pete Puma: What do you think, should I go to the bar or should I go to my neighbor's party tonight?
Aziere: I'm not allowed to have an oppinion of that. Ask Jim his. *points to an empty chair*
Pete Puma: You can break the rules this one time. I won't snitch on you...
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Aziere: When I am not torturing people and eating their souls.
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new job?
Aziere: I don't know- I didn't think ahead when I dropped out
Pete Puma: That makes two of us. I don't know either.
Aziere: Well this is getting nowhere...
Tooth: Can i see your tits baby?
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles aren't into mammal secondary sex characteristics.
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles aren't into mammal secondary sex characteristics.
Yeah, stupid people amuse me, sometimes...
Danerial: (to Guest45) Ello.
Guest45: hi
Danerial: Hmm... I like having blue hair. I really do.
Guest45: thats nice
Danerial: *starts miming the electric slide*
Guest45: uh huh...
Danerial: *pulls out a bag of Swedish fish and starts munching*
Guest45: *bitchslaps danerial*
Danerial: What?
Guest45: you heard me
Danerial: Kyinsky is still reading me a dictionary... I don't know very much, yet.
Guest45: do you know the word "fuck" yet?
Danerial: (gossip)....? Really? I hadn't heard.
Guest45: dude shut up
Danerial: Hmm... that's an interesting idea. Where are the Game Gods when you need them...?
Guest45: what the fuck?
Danerial: 'Captain, the main drive's overloaded. There's nothing I can do about it.'
Danerial: (to Guest45) Ello.
Guest45: hi
Danerial: Hmm... I like having blue hair. I really do.
Guest45: thats nice
Danerial: *starts miming the electric slide*
Guest45: uh huh...
Danerial: *pulls out a bag of Swedish fish and starts munching*
Guest45: *bitchslaps danerial*
Danerial: What?
Guest45: you heard me
Danerial: Kyinsky is still reading me a dictionary... I don't know very much, yet.
Guest45: do you know the word "fuck" yet?
Danerial: (gossip)....? Really? I hadn't heard.
Guest45: dude shut up
Danerial: Hmm... that's an interesting idea. Where are the Game Gods when you need them...?
Guest45: what the fuck?
Danerial: 'Captain, the main drive's overloaded. There's nothing I can do about it.'
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