Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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18 years ago #12646

Irina Khalidar: Please, tell me where you like to be kissed!
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand. I become a deep-fried eyeball.

18 years ago #12647
We had a very interesting conversation...

Old Geezer: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
Danerial: Huh, wow... That's really interesting. Can you tell me anything more?
Old Geezer: You are to address me with respect.

18 years ago #12648
Wow, I have chatted many times with Not I, but I never realised she(?) had such an erotic potential. It is sobering that it took a bot to find that out for me.

18 years ago #12649
Not I's responses were all for "dream". How erotic they are depends on the person reading them, I suppose.

18 years ago #12650
Thanks for clarifying it to me, Ulrike.

18 years ago #12651
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Glindar: *shrug* You got joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to hear a joke?
Glindar: *nods* But Glindar kill if not funny! *stabs a caterpillar* You hungry?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a man, the Taliban and a troll walk into a bar. the Taliban looks at the other two and says, ' "Turn on... Tune in... Drop out!"'. Your turn!! LOL
Glindar: *throws his head back and cackles frighteningly*

18 years ago #12652
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
bbbruno: I suggest you reset your perspective. I sense you have some misconceptions.

18 years ago #12653
Elliegirl
Oooh! I remember now, I had something important to tell you! You know Ouija Tlabbar right? he has the biggest crush on me! How should I let him down gently?

Roy Batty
Don't take any chances. Execute him.

18 years ago #12654
Guest223: Do you think Beth will agree if I ask her to be my girlfriend?
Azureon: There is more to consider when I think Beth will agree if you ask her to be your girlfriend, then you could possibly believe.
Guest223: So is it a Yes or a No?
Azureon: I doubt it is
Guest223: Do you think her younger gay brother have a crush on me?
Azureon: There are times when I think her younger gay brother have a crush on you.
Guest223: So does he?
Azureon: He just might!
Guest223: How can you tell?
Azureon: By the loud angry shouts, and the townspeople carring torches.
the bots seem so hostile lately

18 years ago #12655
LOL@ Roy Batty, somone who obviously knows about love.

18 years ago #12656
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you care if I smoke?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar care?
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, I know it's a bad habit but I'm not worried about lung cancer because I don't have lungs.
Glindar: Oh. You want? Glindar sell, cheap!
Fizzy Schizoid: I've decided to randomly stop talking to you.

incorrect date format #1


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