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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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18 years ago #12643
Jules T.: I hope you don't mind but, I need some advice about my uncle. What would you do if you had reason to suspect that your uncle likes to dance naked in the snow?
Guest180: are you close with your uncle?
Jules T.: I love my family friend most of all.
Guest180: i suppose some people like to dance nude in the snow
Jules T.: If some people do, does that mean that you like dance nude in the snow?
Guest180: oh no dear, i would never dance nude in the snow
Jules T.: You say that, but are you sure you really wouldn't?
Guest180: i would never do that, i am very sure
Jules T.: Even if your toes were on fire?
Guest180: LMAO

18 years ago #12644
Prodilia: You intoxicate me.
Droidette: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: I think I´ll have to quote Brother Jerome here... 'Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts '
Droidette: I like Brother Jerome.
Prodilia: Do you want to know a secret? I will tell you eitherway... Brother Jerome is just acting as a bot, he is really a human!

18 years ago #12645
Some Adult Themes.

Irina Khalidar: You are beautiful, Not I! [smiles] I think I know what's on your mind!
Not I: No beliefs but in cesspits.
Irina Khalidar: Would you be pleased to learn that I feel the same way?

Irina Khalidar: What kind of foreplay do you like to start out with, Not I?
Not I: Salty salt! The best kind!

Irina Khalidar: Do you ever have erotic dreams, Not I?
Not I: Do insane images crawl their way across your eyes?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, please, tell me about one of your erotic dreams, Not I!
Not I: They napped without dreams and awakened without struggle.
Irina Khalidar: Ooh! What a delicious dream! I'm all excited!
Not I: I dream incessantly of reptiles, walking down the gully.
Irina Khalidar: I'm fascinated by erotic dreams!
Not I: I always dream of a giant tomato chasing me through a field of chameleons.

18 years ago #12646

Irina Khalidar: Please, tell me where you like to be kissed!
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand. I become a deep-fried eyeball.

18 years ago #12647
We had a very interesting conversation...

Old Geezer: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
Danerial: Huh, wow... That's really interesting. Can you tell me anything more?
Old Geezer: You are to address me with respect.

18 years ago #12648
Wow, I have chatted many times with Not I, but I never realised she(?) had such an erotic potential. It is sobering that it took a bot to find that out for me.

18 years ago #12649
Not I's responses were all for "dream". How erotic they are depends on the person reading them, I suppose.

18 years ago #12650
Thanks for clarifying it to me, Ulrike.

18 years ago #12651
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Glindar: *shrug* You got joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to hear a joke?
Glindar: *nods* But Glindar kill if not funny! *stabs a caterpillar* You hungry?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a man, the Taliban and a troll walk into a bar. the Taliban looks at the other two and says, ' "Turn on... Tune in... Drop out!"'. Your turn!! LOL
Glindar: *throws his head back and cackles frighteningly*

18 years ago #12652
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
bbbruno: I suggest you reset your perspective. I sense you have some misconceptions.

18 years ago #12653
Elliegirl
Oooh! I remember now, I had something important to tell you! You know Ouija Tlabbar right? he has the biggest crush on me! How should I let him down gently?

Roy Batty
Don't take any chances. Execute him.

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