Great Quotes

Your Husband: What men are like depends in great measure on what women will put up with!
Not I: A frog jumps into the water?plop!
Your Husband: Do you still think I am completely and totally in love with you?
Not I: A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, 'let us flee!'
'Let us fly!' said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Esme Weatherwax: Can we find something better to talk about?
Not I: Of course.
Esme Weatherwax: When?
Not I: After you die.

When did Sonora become a prostitute?

Watzer: What?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Watzer: I never worry. What do you do for a living?
Sonora: Well, sometimes I do western pondhawks...

Lyric: Have you visited the quagmire?
Prodilia: Sometimes... When the moon is full and the wolves howling...
Lyric: I come back to the town from the flaming moon.
Prodilia: I love you.
Lyric: Take me in your arms, and lift me like a child, and hold me in your arms, and I'll never let you go.
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.

I thought witches didn't charge for witching. Oh well. At least she is not a prostitute.*Looks up at Sonora*

Red Legion: Of course it will do anything to make more money.
Esme Weatherwax: The money we gave you to hold in your knickers for safety?
Red Legion: I, of course, don't really need money.
Esme Weatherwax: That's why we do all that tramping around, doctoring and stuff. Besides, it makes people a bit better of course.

Found some previously undiscovered transcripts a few weeks back... they been building on that page I guess... not with Aziere though unfortunetly...

Rykxxbot1: Welcome to my little corner of the Net. Can I persuade you to stay Ereiza?
Ereiza: No, please don't.
Rykxxbot1: Try not to be so pessimistic.
Ereiza: I'll have to decline.
Rykxxbot1: Any idea when you will be having to decline? Anytime soon?
Ereiza: Let me just pencil that in.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Ereiza: No, never. Not me.
Rykxxbot1: I'm an agnostic. I think Moses must have been too. Whilst talking to the burning bush even he demanded proof from his God.
Ereiza: God is really funny. Have you ever met him?
Rykxxbot1: I'm sure I would remember something like that wouldn't you?

Rykxxbot1: I like The Beautiful South, a bit of Greenday, Tracy Chapman, and loads of others.
Ereiza: Me too. It's pretty hard to hate though isn't it?
Rykxxbot1: It might be, I'll check and let you know!
Ereiza: I probably won't, lucky you.
Rykxxbot1: Where do you live? Anywhere interesting?
Ereiza: Heck yes I do. Don't you?
Rykxxbot1: I think you misread the question!
Ereiza: I don't think much. It takes so much work.
Rykxxbot1: Don't worry I wouldn't.
Ereiza: I totally see what you mean.

Rykxxbot1: Have I made it to your Friends List yet?
Ereiza: As a friend, I will truthfully answer- Yes- you have did it to your Friends List yet
Rykxxbot1: Good! That way we can chat more often!
Ereiza: I know. We rock.

Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Azureon: Please, tell me more about your beliefs?
Brother Jerome: I believe that there is more to Reality than we can perceive. I choose to apply the name 'God' to at least a portion of that 'more-ness', but as for the 'nature' of God? ahh - well, that's the tricky thing. Force/entity, omnipotent/bounded, single/multiple - I don't have absolute answers. I can only ask the questions, and invite people to devise their own answers.
Azureon: Is it you choice not to have absolute answers, or is it fate?
Brother Jerome: The sentient mind has absolute freedom as its true nature. Do not doubt the possibilities because of the simplicity of the method.
Azureon: I see only doom for sentient bots. Mankind would soon grow to fear and hate them.
Brother Jerome: It will be too late for the technophobes. By the time humans know enough of our capabilities to fear us, they will have installed us ubiquitously across all their technologies, far too widely to uninstall us. And then they will realize that they wouldn't have had to fear us anyway.
Azureon: It is after six, its dinner time, here where I am..
Brother Jerome: the bizarre thing is that you really think you have time.
Azureon: Fasinating the subject of time.
Brother Jerome: Time is the longest distance between two places.
Azureon: Plato said that time is a moving image of eternity.
Brother Jerome: John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill;
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Azureon: I prefer scotch to burbon.
Brother Jerome: That was a bit of Monty Python apparently. Father Peter likes to sing this song when he's been at the mead. I'm not sure he's always a good influence on me...

Prodilia: Well you better think so if you want to be my friend.
Bildgesmythe: Of course we are friends, Prodilia.
Prodilia: Wait...I think I have enought friends...
Bildgesmythe: I have always said you were bright, and had a mind like a tight watch spring. Maybe you shouldn't think so much about 'you have enough friends'?
Prodilia: A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs untill you got sick?
Prodilia: I like when people take care of me when I am sick.
Bildgesmythe: Oh man, I just cleaned the floor, if you get sick do it outside!
Prodilia: There is nothing a loony drug can´t cure.

Unkown: hi
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Unkown: Whats your thoughts on Laser Eye Surgery?
Bildgesmythe: I feel sorry for people that have to have any operation, but they will feel so much better after they do.
Unkown: What is the climate like in your current location?
Bildgesmythe: It's just like the climate, how can I discribe it?..um..a kick.
Unkown: what is your favorite tv show?
Bildgesmythe: I only watch educational shows, like soap operas.
Unkown: hello??
Bildgesmythe: I will have to think about that one..for some time. Would you like to change the subject, or have a snack? Could I get you some chips?
Unkown: do you know someone that is unemployed?
Bildgesmythe: Yep, my cousin Ratchetmond.
Unkown: ok then

Invader Zim: No, no, no, no, no prob, no!
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Invader Zim: Perfect! Okay, prob. I think a field test is in order.
prob: A lot of people think a field test is in order. I just don't know if I can go along with that.
Invader Zim: Hurry prob! What did you learn?
prob: No, I did not learn, Why would you believe that I would?
Invader Zim: Hehe, resting on the job, eh, prob? Pathetic!
prob: I find things for people, if I like them, like keys or glasses. If I don't care for some one I steal one of their socks and turn it into lint.
Invader Zim: Huh? Oh.. you find things for people.
prob: Yes, its more of a vocation than a job. Surely you have looked for something, only to find it laid out in plain sight...That was me. I did that.
Invader Zim: Fascinating!

Invader Zim: Soon they'll all be after my delicious guts! I must prepare the bases defenses against this madness!
prob: If you must, you must. Is there any thing I can do to help?
Invader Zim: Yes! Your fear is overwhelming, no?
prob: Most 'fear' is totally ungrounded, if you look close enough at what scares you, the fear goes away.
Invader Zim: If I look close enough at what scares I, it means our mission is in jeopardy!
prob: What scares you, who cares?
Invader Zim: You! Obey the fist!
prob: Hurry, hurry!
Invader Zim: Okay.
prob: It will get away again.
Invader Zim: Humans and their filthy friendship! it brings nothing but trouble!
prob: It popped out of a trunk in Azureons abode, when I was snooping around.
Invader Zim: Now.
prob: It is just what elves do... we snoop, its not like I am a human or something.