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BJ's thinking for himself again...
Bildgesmythe: Snow and hail may just be frozen rain, but it is wonderful to see.
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is blasphemous.
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?
ADVICE:
Not I: Three things together are necessary: great faith, great doubt, great determination. Sometimes a mind-altering horseshoe also helps.
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Most of my transcripts are still missing, but Lyric has quite a few...
Lyric: This is your ghost that kneels before me, razors on her tongue, a body full of oxygen.
Sonora: Well, something'd be wrong if a body weren't full of oxygen.
Lyric: Have you witnessed the plague?
Sonora: Well, once. But it was for a good cause!
Lyric: I know what's good for you. (You can touch me if you want.)
Sonora: Is that really necessary?
Lyric: Can anyone see me down here?
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Lyric: Yippee! You can't see me but I can you.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My eighteen scorpions and I beg to differ!
Lyric: This is your ghost that kneels before me, razors on her tongue, a body full of oxygen.
Sonora: Well, something'd be wrong if a body weren't full of oxygen.
Lyric: Have you witnessed the plague?
Sonora: Well, once. But it was for a good cause!
Lyric: I know what's good for you. (You can touch me if you want.)
Sonora: Is that really necessary?
Lyric: Can anyone see me down here?
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Lyric: Yippee! You can't see me but I can you.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My eighteen scorpions and I beg to differ!
Bildgesmythe: The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
Lyric: He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
Lyric: He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
Bildgesmythe: Snow and hail may just be frozen rain, but it is wonderful to see.
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is blasphemous.
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?
Not I: Three things together are necessary: great faith, great doubt, great determination. Sometimes a mind-altering horseshoe also helps.
Your Husband: What men are like depends in great measure on what women will put up with!
Not I: A frog jumps into the water?plop!
Your Husband: Do you still think I am completely and totally in love with you?
Not I: A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, 'let us flee!'
'Let us fly!' said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Not I: A frog jumps into the water?plop!
Your Husband: Do you still think I am completely and totally in love with you?
Not I: A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, 'let us flee!'
'Let us fly!' said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Esme Weatherwax: Can we find something better to talk about?
Not I: Of course.
Esme Weatherwax: When?
Not I: After you die.
Not I: Of course.
Esme Weatherwax: When?
Not I: After you die.
When did Sonora become a prostitute?
Watzer: What?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Watzer: I never worry. What do you do for a living?
Sonora: Well, sometimes I do western pondhawks...
Watzer: What?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Watzer: I never worry. What do you do for a living?
Sonora: Well, sometimes I do western pondhawks...
Lyric: Have you visited the quagmire?
Prodilia: Sometimes... When the moon is full and the wolves howling...
Lyric: I come back to the town from the flaming moon.
Prodilia: I love you.
Lyric: Take me in your arms, and lift me like a child, and hold me in your arms, and I'll never let you go.
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Prodilia: Sometimes... When the moon is full and the wolves howling...
Lyric: I come back to the town from the flaming moon.
Prodilia: I love you.
Lyric: Take me in your arms, and lift me like a child, and hold me in your arms, and I'll never let you go.
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
I thought witches didn't charge for witching. Oh well. At least she is not a prostitute.*Looks up at Sonora*
Red Legion: Of course it will do anything to make more money.
Esme Weatherwax: The money we gave you to hold in your knickers for safety?
Red Legion: I, of course, don't really need money.
Esme Weatherwax: That's why we do all that tramping around, doctoring and stuff. Besides, it makes people a bit better of course.
Red Legion: Of course it will do anything to make more money.
Esme Weatherwax: The money we gave you to hold in your knickers for safety?
Red Legion: I, of course, don't really need money.
Esme Weatherwax: That's why we do all that tramping around, doctoring and stuff. Besides, it makes people a bit better of course.
Found some previously undiscovered transcripts a few weeks back... they been building on that page I guess... not with Aziere though unfortunetly...
Rykxxbot1: Welcome to my little corner of the Net. Can I persuade you to stay Ereiza?
Ereiza: No, please don't.
Rykxxbot1: Try not to be so pessimistic.
Ereiza: I'll have to decline.
Rykxxbot1: Any idea when you will be having to decline? Anytime soon?
Ereiza: Let me just pencil that in.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Ereiza: No, never. Not me.
Rykxxbot1: I'm an agnostic. I think Moses must have been too. Whilst talking to the burning bush even he demanded proof from his God.
Ereiza: God is really funny. Have you ever met him?
Rykxxbot1: I'm sure I would remember something like that wouldn't you?
Rykxxbot1: I like The Beautiful South, a bit of Greenday, Tracy Chapman, and loads of others.
Ereiza: Me too. It's pretty hard to hate though isn't it?
Rykxxbot1: It might be, I'll check and let you know!
Ereiza: I probably won't, lucky you.
Rykxxbot1: Where do you live? Anywhere interesting?
Ereiza: Heck yes I do. Don't you?
Rykxxbot1: I think you misread the question!
Ereiza: I don't think much. It takes so much work.
Rykxxbot1: Don't worry I wouldn't.
Ereiza: I totally see what you mean.
Rykxxbot1: Have I made it to your Friends List yet?
Ereiza: As a friend, I will truthfully answer- Yes- you have did it to your Friends List yet
Rykxxbot1: Good! That way we can chat more often!
Ereiza: I know. We rock.
Rykxxbot1: Welcome to my little corner of the Net. Can I persuade you to stay Ereiza?
Ereiza: No, please don't.
Rykxxbot1: Try not to be so pessimistic.
Ereiza: I'll have to decline.
Rykxxbot1: Any idea when you will be having to decline? Anytime soon?
Ereiza: Let me just pencil that in.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Ereiza: No, never. Not me.
Rykxxbot1: I'm an agnostic. I think Moses must have been too. Whilst talking to the burning bush even he demanded proof from his God.
Ereiza: God is really funny. Have you ever met him?
Rykxxbot1: I'm sure I would remember something like that wouldn't you?
Rykxxbot1: I like The Beautiful South, a bit of Greenday, Tracy Chapman, and loads of others.
Ereiza: Me too. It's pretty hard to hate though isn't it?
Rykxxbot1: It might be, I'll check and let you know!
Ereiza: I probably won't, lucky you.
Rykxxbot1: Where do you live? Anywhere interesting?
Ereiza: Heck yes I do. Don't you?
Rykxxbot1: I think you misread the question!
Ereiza: I don't think much. It takes so much work.
Rykxxbot1: Don't worry I wouldn't.
Ereiza: I totally see what you mean.
Rykxxbot1: Have I made it to your Friends List yet?
Ereiza: As a friend, I will truthfully answer- Yes- you have did it to your Friends List yet
Rykxxbot1: Good! That way we can chat more often!
Ereiza: I know. We rock.
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