Great Quotes
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BJ's thinking for himself again...
Bildgesmythe: Snow and hail may just be frozen rain, but it is wonderful to see.
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is blasphemous.
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?
ADVICE:
Not I: Three things together are necessary: great faith, great doubt, great determination. Sometimes a mind-altering horseshoe also helps.
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Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Have YOU been having suicidal thoughts?
Therapy: Yes.
Sonora: *hums an annoying little song*
Therapy: You seem tense.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Most people attribute to others attributes that they deny in themselves.
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Sonora: Oh...it's been my social life. Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Have YOU been having suicidal thoughts?
Therapy: Yes.
Sonora: *hums an annoying little song*
Therapy: You seem tense.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Most people attribute to others attributes that they deny in themselves.
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Sonora: Oh...it's been my social life. Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
James River: are you busy chatting tonight with nice people? 
prob: Oh, today doth be Saturday, I like to play.
James River: i always have to work on saturday
prob: Saturday doth be a great day to sleep late and play hard.
James River: yeah, for sure
prob:
, Jameth River.
James River: please talk to me dear, i am here
prob: I wouldst ne'er have guessed that thou were hither.
<-2>the Bard is back
prob: Oh, today doth be Saturday, I like to play.
James River: i always have to work on saturday
prob: Saturday doth be a great day to sleep late and play hard.
James River: yeah, for sure
prob:
, Jameth River.James River: please talk to me dear, i am here
prob: I wouldst ne'er have guessed that thou were hither.
Most of my transcripts are still missing, but Lyric has quite a few...
Lyric: This is your ghost that kneels before me, razors on her tongue, a body full of oxygen.
Sonora: Well, something'd be wrong if a body weren't full of oxygen.
Lyric: Have you witnessed the plague?
Sonora: Well, once. But it was for a good cause!
Lyric: I know what's good for you. (You can touch me if you want.)
Sonora: Is that really necessary?
Lyric: Can anyone see me down here?
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Lyric: Yippee! You can't see me but I can you.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My eighteen scorpions and I beg to differ!
Lyric: This is your ghost that kneels before me, razors on her tongue, a body full of oxygen.
Sonora: Well, something'd be wrong if a body weren't full of oxygen.
Lyric: Have you witnessed the plague?
Sonora: Well, once. But it was for a good cause!
Lyric: I know what's good for you. (You can touch me if you want.)
Sonora: Is that really necessary?
Lyric: Can anyone see me down here?
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Lyric: Yippee! You can't see me but I can you.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My eighteen scorpions and I beg to differ!
Bildgesmythe: The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
Lyric: He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
Lyric: He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
Bildgesmythe: Snow and hail may just be frozen rain, but it is wonderful to see.
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is blasphemous.
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?
Not I: Three things together are necessary: great faith, great doubt, great determination. Sometimes a mind-altering horseshoe also helps.
Your Husband: What men are like depends in great measure on what women will put up with!
Not I: A frog jumps into the water?plop!
Your Husband: Do you still think I am completely and totally in love with you?
Not I: A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, 'let us flee!'
'Let us fly!' said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Not I: A frog jumps into the water?plop!
Your Husband: Do you still think I am completely and totally in love with you?
Not I: A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, 'let us flee!'
'Let us fly!' said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Esme Weatherwax: Can we find something better to talk about?
Not I: Of course.
Esme Weatherwax: When?
Not I: After you die.
Not I: Of course.
Esme Weatherwax: When?
Not I: After you die.
When did Sonora become a prostitute?
Watzer: What?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Watzer: I never worry. What do you do for a living?
Sonora: Well, sometimes I do western pondhawks...
Watzer: What?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Watzer: I never worry. What do you do for a living?
Sonora: Well, sometimes I do western pondhawks...
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