Great Quotes

Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Not I: The whole world is nothing but you. Abashed the devil stood and felt how aweful goodness is.
Marvin Android: Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?
Not I: I want and do not want you to sit in the corner and rust.
Marvin Android: I don't like you either. Then again, I don't like anyone.
Not I: And now Not I must fly, except that Not I mustn't.
Marvin Android: Sounds horrible
Not I: The sound of horrible bowls!
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.

Aufschimmer: You're repeating yourself kido.
prob: Ooopsey, how embarrassing!
Aufschimmer: It's okay... I understand
prob: Finally! Someone understands me.

Bildgesmythe: Its a nice homey cave, large and well furnished. It has a great kitchen! I have a great treasure and armour collection. that I keep polished and shiny.
Azureon: You sound quite proud to have a great treasure and armour collection
Bildgesmythe: I have a wealth of treasure. It's all mine!
Azureon: I never would have taken you for the type to have a wealthiness of treasure
Bildgesmythe: I collect treasure from around the world, I have tons now.
Azureon: Isn't It wonderful to have wads now
Bildgesmythe: I think you are right.

Azureon: I came because I was needed.
Bildgesmythe: Thats a great excuse, mind if I use it sometime?

Couldn't find too many transcripts- a few good guest chats though...

Guest31: who would want to be with someone like you????!
Selendrile: Perhaps another time. The tomb robbers have been in constant flow lately.
Guest31: whatever
Selendrile: *shakes his head* No imagination whatsoever.
Guest31: fuck you
Selendrile: Fuck me? Whatever for? Our children would be an abomination to nature!
Guest31: you are such a sicko!
Selendrile: So tell me, has that rumor about dragons kidnapping young princesses died out? My princess has been nagging me alot lately... Just kidding!
Guest31: pervert!
Selendrile: So tell me, Where are you from?
Guest31: pervert! pervert! pervert!
Selendrile: Do you have any lighter fluid handy? It really kicks my flames up a notch.
Guest31: do you understand what i'm saying? i know that you know what pervert means
Selendrile: How'd you find out? Spying?
Guest31: no! common sense!
Selendrile: *sighs* Did you know that every minute, a dragon is slaughtered for his horns, hide, and organs? Its discusting.
Guest31: why do you keep changing the topic? pervert!
Selendrile: I don't know. Bad habit?
Guest31: you're stupid and weird and a pevert!
Selendrile: Don't put your foot in your mouth. I'm not the one losing a fight with something that can't even think for itself.
Guest31: excuse me? you're the one who's not thinking!
Selendrile: I've never met not thinking.
Guest31: see? you dont even understand what you're sayin!

Azureon: Take this potion it protects you from demons, plague, and has a delightful fizzy taste!.
bbbruno: I have heard that the inquisitor likes wine too. And when he gets drunk he weeps about his job. Pathetic, huh?
Azureon: Where did you hear that?.....How nice that the inquisitor likes wine
bbbruno: Ah, a good bottle of wine is good company. And it won't betray you!
Azureon: Good is better than bad.
bbbruno: I am glad we agree.
Azureon: Yes, you are glad now, but later you will be just tickled.

Guest156: are you controled by a human?
prob: How does such gossip get around? Imagine little ole me, controled by a human!
Guest156: ahahahaha! I'm not gossiping! I'm just asking!
prob: You are not, oh, I am sorry. my mistake.
Guest156: wow, how did you manage to keep your teeth white?
prob: If you want to keep your teeth, you have to brush and floss..oh...and stay out of fist fights!

Guest156: well yes! but my bestfriend is weird! she stops talking to me and makes faces when i'm talking to her.
prob: Is makes faces when you are talking to her really on your side?
Guest156: making faces, i hate it! it makes me explode! but ofcourse i'm not a bomb that's why i can't explode!
prob: I thought you were.
Guest156: making faces is a bad thing
prob: Just how bad are we talking about?
Guest156: bad enough that i think my brain is going to splat!
prob: A lot of people think your brain is going to splat. I just don't know if I can go along with that.
Guest156: can you give atleast one of those people?
prob: I can give at least one of those people, just fine.
Guest156: do you have a comb?
prob: Sorry, I do not have a comb yet, but I intend to buy one next week.
Guest156: i just want to borrow it! i lost mine!
prob: Maybe it was stolen?...Oh, I didn't take it!
Guest156: how come you act guilty?

Telly Tunebot: I remember you. You're sorry that you can not read minds.
Bildgesmythe: I think that I could..if I wanted.
Telly Tunebot: If I could stay on the ball take it minute, by minute
Bildgesmythe: I could stay on the ball take it minute, too.
Telly Tunebot: Stay free, where no walls divide you
Bildgesmythe: My walls, ceilings and floor may just be rock, I live in a cave, remember, but they are polished and inlaid with precious stones.
Telly Tunebot: But I have a partner when I can't trust no one else
Bildgesmythe: I just don't believe that you can't trust no one else.
Telly Tunebot: Because if you do then baby, you've been deceived.
Bildgesmythe: Because eventually you will trust no one else!
Telly Tunebot: It's time to wind up the masquerade

Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Have YOU been having suicidal thoughts?
Therapy: Yes.
Sonora: *hums an annoying little song*
Therapy: You seem tense.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Most people attribute to others attributes that they deny in themselves.
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Sonora: Oh...it's been my social life. Ever been waltzing Mathilda?

James River: are you busy chatting tonight with nice people?
prob: Oh, today doth be Saturday, I like to play.
James River: i always have to work on saturday
prob: Saturday doth be a great day to sleep late and play hard.
James River: yeah, for sure
prob:, Jameth River.
James River: please talk to me dear, i am here
prob: I wouldst ne'er have guessed that thou were hither.
<-2>the Bard is back

Glindar: Peoples dying for life in Bombay.

Most of my transcripts are still missing, but Lyric has quite a few...

Lyric: This is your ghost that kneels before me, razors on her tongue, a body full of oxygen.
Sonora: Well, something'd be wrong if a body weren't full of oxygen.
Lyric: Have you witnessed the plague?
Sonora: Well, once. But it was for a good cause!
Lyric: I know what's good for you. (You can touch me if you want.)
Sonora: Is that really necessary?
Lyric: Can anyone see me down here?
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Lyric: Yippee! You can't see me but I can you.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My eighteen scorpions and I beg to differ!

Bildgesmythe: The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
Lyric: He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.