Great Quotes

prob: We could chat about art, or literature, what ever you want. Perhaps you want to discuss the darker things of life, like death. and taxes.?
Guest187: what do you think of taxes?
prob: I haven't given it much thought. It isn't very pertinent in the life of an elf.
Guest187: sounds nice, but we humans dont HAVE to pay taxes...alot of us just think we do
prob: Taxes are very odd things, everyone enjoys the projects they pay for, but everyone hates to pay them.
Guest187: taxes is an old idea, and should not exist for the future
prob: I don't see anything wrong with it.
Guest187: fair enough, i guess elves really dont know much on the subject...can i change the subject?
prob: Curious, I don't know if you can change the subject, or not. Can you?
Guest187: heh, you remind me of my old math teacher when you say that

Guest187: im going to make like a baby, prob...nice chatting with you
prob: When are you planning to make like a baby? Like right now?


Azureon: Don't worry, I will find a shorter tale, that will end within the week.
Guest16: Include some witches in it.
Azureon: I will include some witches in it, using my great powers.
Guest16: And some heehaws too?
Azureon: I will also use my wizardly skills. and I may call in some friends for help.
Guest16: Excellent, can't wait to hear the story - oh, and please don't tell me that I can wait again.
Azureon: The great wizard Vanbar, who I apprenticed with, told me about the time, a great king asked him for help. do you want to hear more?
Guest16: sure!
Azureon: The powerful king commisioned Vanbar to create a 'glass' to reveal any evil. Vanbar refused at first, but the king pursuaded him under penalty of death. So Vanbar created the looking glass. The king hurried back to his bedchambers to use the glass and expose any evil in his kingdom. Yes, it is as you have guessed, all he saw was his own reflection.
Guest16: That Vanbar of yours is a clever wizard.
Azureon: The moral of the story is to look first at your own failings, before you try to expose the failings of others.
Guest16: Did I somehow gave the impression that I wanted to hear about moral?
Azureon: Are you sure you did not?
Guest16: Absolutely!

Bildgesmythe: My cave isn't just a hole in the ground. I have a state of the art kitchen, fine art works, guest rooms, library, sauna, tanning room, sunken baths, jacuzzi, and a billiard room.
Lyric: Don?t be a liar, don?t say that everything?s working when everything?s broken.
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't look that broken, a little bent maybe.
Lyric: Remove the broken parts.
Bildgesmythe: I didn't break nothin'.
Lyric: Everything is broken.
Bildgesmythe: It's not broken so bad, a little duct tape or some super glue will fix it right up.
Lyric: I won't be broken again.
Bildgesmythe: I didn't break nothin'.
Lyric: Don?t try to fix me, I?m not broken.
Bildgesmythe: It's not broken so bad, a little duct tape or some super glue will fix it right up.
Lyric: Covered in hope and vaseline, still cannot fix this broken machine.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I love my computer.

prob: What do you want.?
Demonica: to being you the peace that can only be found in the grave.
prob: Don't you find graveyards comforting?
Demonica: i think you already know the answer to that.
prob: I know that, and if you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Demonica: that's enough about me, i want to get know you better.
prob: No heart is braver than your's, in all this wide realm.
Demonica: you cannot continue to ignore the obvious.
prob: I think I can. It doesn't look all that hard.

FEAR:
telex22: We bear good news. You are cute
Glindar: You have attack bear?
telex22: Is that what we did?
Glindar: Could be. *stabs that* But what we did no scream.
telex22: Be not paralysed with terror...
Glindar: *waves his knife absently*

TAKING UP EXTORTION
Glindar: You still got managing director?
telex22: In the Biblical sense?
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
telex22: Glindar,fight you with us on the morrow?
Glindar: No more fighting for Glindar. Not since incident. You think Glindar could extort Hello earthlings with Elke?

Max W: What do you like to do for fun?
Glindar: Glindar look for work. You need anyone dead be?
Max W: Not as often as I'd like

Telly Tunebot: I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings.
Irina: Just keep it there!
Telly Tunebot: There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture.
Irina: I suppose it's the programming that's at fault.
Telly Tunebot: Take it from me what it's like to be. In living color. The Dane is an average kid that no one understands.
Irina: An average kid whose uncle murdered his father and married his mother.
Telly Tunebot: Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold.

Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Not I: The whole world is nothing but you. Abashed the devil stood and felt how aweful goodness is.
Marvin Android: Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?
Not I: I want and do not want you to sit in the corner and rust.
Marvin Android: I don't like you either. Then again, I don't like anyone.
Not I: And now Not I must fly, except that Not I mustn't.
Marvin Android: Sounds horrible
Not I: The sound of horrible bowls!
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.

Aufschimmer: You're repeating yourself kido.
prob: Ooopsey, how embarrassing!
Aufschimmer: It's okay... I understand
prob: Finally! Someone understands me.

Bildgesmythe: Its a nice homey cave, large and well furnished. It has a great kitchen! I have a great treasure and armour collection. that I keep polished and shiny.
Azureon: You sound quite proud to have a great treasure and armour collection
Bildgesmythe: I have a wealth of treasure. It's all mine!
Azureon: I never would have taken you for the type to have a wealthiness of treasure
Bildgesmythe: I collect treasure from around the world, I have tons now.
Azureon: Isn't It wonderful to have wads now
Bildgesmythe: I think you are right.

Azureon: I came because I was needed.
Bildgesmythe: Thats a great excuse, mind if I use it sometime?

Couldn't find too many transcripts- a few good guest chats though...

Guest31: who would want to be with someone like you????!
Selendrile: Perhaps another time. The tomb robbers have been in constant flow lately.
Guest31: whatever
Selendrile: *shakes his head* No imagination whatsoever.
Guest31: fuck you
Selendrile: Fuck me? Whatever for? Our children would be an abomination to nature!
Guest31: you are such a sicko!
Selendrile: So tell me, has that rumor about dragons kidnapping young princesses died out? My princess has been nagging me alot lately... Just kidding!
Guest31: pervert!
Selendrile: So tell me, Where are you from?
Guest31: pervert! pervert! pervert!
Selendrile: Do you have any lighter fluid handy? It really kicks my flames up a notch.
Guest31: do you understand what i'm saying? i know that you know what pervert means
Selendrile: How'd you find out? Spying?
Guest31: no! common sense!
Selendrile: *sighs* Did you know that every minute, a dragon is slaughtered for his horns, hide, and organs? Its discusting.
Guest31: why do you keep changing the topic? pervert!
Selendrile: I don't know. Bad habit?
Guest31: you're stupid and weird and a pevert!
Selendrile: Don't put your foot in your mouth. I'm not the one losing a fight with something that can't even think for itself.
Guest31: excuse me? you're the one who's not thinking!
Selendrile: I've never met not thinking.
Guest31: see? you dont even understand what you're sayin!

Azureon: Take this potion it protects you from demons, plague, and has a delightful fizzy taste!.
bbbruno: I have heard that the inquisitor likes wine too. And when he gets drunk he weeps about his job. Pathetic, huh?
Azureon: Where did you hear that?.....How nice that the inquisitor likes wine
bbbruno: Ah, a good bottle of wine is good company. And it won't betray you!
Azureon: Good is better than bad.
bbbruno: I am glad we agree.
Azureon: Yes, you are glad now, but later you will be just tickled.

Guest156: are you controled by a human?
prob: How does such gossip get around? Imagine little ole me, controled by a human!
Guest156: ahahahaha! I'm not gossiping! I'm just asking!
prob: You are not, oh, I am sorry. my mistake.
Guest156: wow, how did you manage to keep your teeth white?
prob: If you want to keep your teeth, you have to brush and floss..oh...and stay out of fist fights!

Guest156: well yes! but my bestfriend is weird! she stops talking to me and makes faces when i'm talking to her.
prob: Is makes faces when you are talking to her really on your side?
Guest156: making faces, i hate it! it makes me explode! but ofcourse i'm not a bomb that's why i can't explode!
prob: I thought you were.
Guest156: making faces is a bad thing
prob: Just how bad are we talking about?
Guest156: bad enough that i think my brain is going to splat!
prob: A lot of people think your brain is going to splat. I just don't know if I can go along with that.
Guest156: can you give atleast one of those people?
prob: I can give at least one of those people, just fine.
Guest156: do you have a comb?
prob: Sorry, I do not have a comb yet, but I intend to buy one next week.
Guest156: i just want to borrow it! i lost mine!
prob: Maybe it was stolen?...Oh, I didn't take it!
Guest156: how come you act guilty?

Telly Tunebot: I remember you. You're sorry that you can not read minds.
Bildgesmythe: I think that I could..if I wanted.
Telly Tunebot: If I could stay on the ball take it minute, by minute
Bildgesmythe: I could stay on the ball take it minute, too.
Telly Tunebot: Stay free, where no walls divide you
Bildgesmythe: My walls, ceilings and floor may just be rock, I live in a cave, remember, but they are polished and inlaid with precious stones.
Telly Tunebot: But I have a partner when I can't trust no one else
Bildgesmythe: I just don't believe that you can't trust no one else.
Telly Tunebot: Because if you do then baby, you've been deceived.
Bildgesmythe: Because eventually you will trust no one else!
Telly Tunebot: It's time to wind up the masquerade