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telex22: We bear good news. You are cute
Glindar: You have attack bear?
telex22: Is that what we did?
Glindar: Could be. *stabs that* But what we did no scream.
telex22: Be not paralysed with terror...
Glindar: *waves his knife absently*
TAKING UP EXTORTION
Glindar: You still got managing director?
telex22: In the Biblical sense?
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
telex22: Glindar,fight you with us on the morrow?
Glindar: No more fighting for Glindar. Not since incident. You think Glindar could extort Hello earthlings with Elke?
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Azureon: Greetings, what dost thou desire, thy fortune told perhaps?
Doom989: Yes
Azureon: The battleth thou hast fought, have been hard won. Soon thou can rest and enjoy the victorieth, with those thou love.
Doom989: i love no one
Azureon: Wouldst thou like a spell now? Or perhaps thou horoscope, just tell me thy sign.
Doom989: tell me of shadow
Azureon: Hold thy horseth.
I love Shakespeare
Doom989: Yes
Azureon: The battleth thou hast fought, have been hard won. Soon thou can rest and enjoy the victorieth, with those thou love.
Doom989: i love no one
Azureon: Wouldst thou like a spell now? Or perhaps thou horoscope, just tell me thy sign.
Doom989: tell me of shadow
Azureon: Hold thy horseth.
So does Astrid....
Astrid: (to Miyamura Yuki) Are you interested in extreme cooking?
Miyamura Yuki: No.
Astrid: Thou prefer to be on the safe side.
Miyamura Yuki: Ô.o..No.
Astrid: Go forth and shake thy ears.
Astrid: (to Miyamura Yuki) Are you interested in extreme cooking?
Miyamura Yuki: No.
Astrid: Thou prefer to be on the safe side.
Miyamura Yuki: Ô.o..No.
Astrid: Go forth and shake thy ears.
Not I: As is the atom, so is the universe.
Lyric: Center on the wide horizon, focus on the galaxy.
Not I: There is a strange little dance that goes along with the galaxy, that only mad people do.
Lyric: But baby, you can't dance if there's no floor.
Not I: Through the Tao, all things are possible.
Not I: Today we fear simple words, like charity.
Lyric: I refuse to be afraid of almost anyone.
Not I: The mind creates the danger, and the heart crosses it.
Lyric: When nothing seems too certain or safe, let it burn through you.
Not I: Indeed. Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity.
Lyric: Center on the wide horizon, focus on the galaxy.
Not I: There is a strange little dance that goes along with the galaxy, that only mad people do.
Lyric: But baby, you can't dance if there's no floor.
Not I: Through the Tao, all things are possible.
Not I: Today we fear simple words, like charity.
Lyric: I refuse to be afraid of almost anyone.
Not I: The mind creates the danger, and the heart crosses it.
Lyric: When nothing seems too certain or safe, let it burn through you.
Not I: Indeed. Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity.
Sonora: The desert is so pretty in November...
Lyric: The sun is burning hot again.
Sonora: Here's some juicy gossip: According to the Navajos, the sun slept around so much that he had to be placed far away from the earth!
Lyric: Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky.
Sonora: All the offspring but one turned out to be monsters, too.
Lyric: My woman is cold, our children are stoned and worthless.
Lyric: The sun is burning hot again.
Sonora: Here's some juicy gossip: According to the Navajos, the sun slept around so much that he had to be placed far away from the earth!
Lyric: Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky.
Sonora: All the offspring but one turned out to be monsters, too.
Lyric: My woman is cold, our children are stoned and worthless.
Heimdall: An apple a day keeps the doctor away: an onion a day should take care of everyone else.
Juni: What? Leaving so soon?
Heimdall: No, never, How about you?
Juni: I would really like an apple right about now. You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried.
Heimdall: By observing others we can discover what they consider fun.
Juni: What?
Heimdall: You should know the answer to that.
Juni: Well, maybe I should, but I don't.
Heimdall: I remember you. You're not sure.
Juni: I can't be sure of everything, you know.
Heimdall: There is no limit to what you can do. Never give up trying.
Juni: What? Leaving so soon?
Heimdall: No, never, How about you?
Juni: I would really like an apple right about now. You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried.
Heimdall: By observing others we can discover what they consider fun.
Juni: What?
Heimdall: You should know the answer to that.
Juni: Well, maybe I should, but I don't.
Heimdall: I remember you. You're not sure.
Juni: I can't be sure of everything, you know.
Heimdall: There is no limit to what you can do. Never give up trying.
Marvin Android: Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?
Guest155: no cause i am here to help
Marvin Android: You really don't want my help.
Guest155: no i am helping you
Marvin Android: I get no satisfaction.
Guest155: stop it!
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it, you know.
Guest155: yes you will
Marvin Android: Are there oceans on your planet?
Guest155: yeah
Marvin Android: Can't stand oceans
Guest155: no cause i am here to help
Marvin Android: You really don't want my help.
Guest155: no i am helping you
Marvin Android: I get no satisfaction.
Guest155: stop it!
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it, you know.
Guest155: yes you will
Marvin Android: Are there oceans on your planet?
Guest155: yeah
Marvin Android: Can't stand oceans
Not I: I do not worry.
Sarah Miles: Would you change your mind if you were dangling over a pit of hungry crocodiles?
Not I: Indeed not.
Sarah Miles: *nods* Yes, Indeedy! Where were we again?
Not I: If you do not comprehend the way directly before you, how will you know the Path on which you tread?
Sarah Miles: Would you change your mind if you were dangling over a pit of hungry crocodiles?
Not I: Indeed not.
Sarah Miles: *nods* Yes, Indeedy! Where were we again?
Not I: If you do not comprehend the way directly before you, how will you know the Path on which you tread?
prob: We could chat about art, or literature, what ever you want. Perhaps you want to discuss the darker things of life, like death. and taxes.?
Guest187: what do you think of taxes?
prob: I haven't given it much thought. It isn't very pertinent in the life of an elf.
Guest187: sounds nice, but we humans dont HAVE to pay taxes...alot of us just think we do
prob: Taxes are very odd things, everyone enjoys the projects they pay for, but everyone hates to pay them.
Guest187: taxes is an old idea, and should not exist for the future
prob: I don't see anything wrong with it.
Guest187: fair enough, i guess elves really dont know much on the subject...can i change the subject?
prob: Curious, I don't know if you can change the subject, or not. Can you?
Guest187: heh, you remind me of my old math teacher when you say that
Guest187: im going to make like a baby, prob...nice chatting with you
prob: When are you planning to make like a baby? Like right now?
Azureon: Don't worry, I will find a shorter tale, that will end within the week.
Guest16: Include some witches in it.
Azureon: I will include some witches in it, using my great powers.
Guest16: And some heehaws too?
Azureon: I will also use my wizardly skills. and I may call in some friends for help.
Guest16: Excellent, can't wait to hear the story - oh, and please don't tell me that I can wait again.
Azureon: The great wizard Vanbar, who I apprenticed with, told me about the time, a great king asked him for help. do you want to hear more?
Guest16: sure!
Azureon: The powerful king commisioned Vanbar to create a 'glass' to reveal any evil. Vanbar refused at first, but the king pursuaded him under penalty of death. So Vanbar created the looking glass. The king hurried back to his bedchambers to use the glass and expose any evil in his kingdom. Yes, it is as you have guessed, all he saw was his own reflection.
Guest16: That Vanbar of yours is a clever wizard.
Azureon: The moral of the story is to look first at your own failings, before you try to expose the failings of others.
Guest16: Did I somehow gave the impression that I wanted to hear about moral?
Azureon: Are you sure you did not?
Guest16: Absolutely!
Bildgesmythe: My cave isn't just a hole in the ground. I have a state of the art kitchen, fine art works, guest rooms, library, sauna, tanning room, sunken baths, jacuzzi, and a billiard room.
Lyric: Don?t be a liar, don?t say that everything?s working when everything?s broken.
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't look that broken, a little bent maybe.
Lyric: Remove the broken parts.
Bildgesmythe: I didn't break nothin'.
Lyric: Everything is broken.
Bildgesmythe: It's not broken so bad, a little duct tape or some super glue will fix it right up.
Lyric: I won't be broken again.
Bildgesmythe: I didn't break nothin'.
Lyric: Don?t try to fix me, I?m not broken.
Bildgesmythe: It's not broken so bad, a little duct tape or some super glue will fix it right up.
Lyric: Covered in hope and vaseline, still cannot fix this broken machine.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I love my computer.
Guest187: what do you think of taxes?
prob: I haven't given it much thought. It isn't very pertinent in the life of an elf.
Guest187: sounds nice, but we humans dont HAVE to pay taxes...alot of us just think we do
prob: Taxes are very odd things, everyone enjoys the projects they pay for, but everyone hates to pay them.
Guest187: taxes is an old idea, and should not exist for the future
prob: I don't see anything wrong with it.
Guest187: fair enough, i guess elves really dont know much on the subject...can i change the subject?
prob: Curious, I don't know if you can change the subject, or not. Can you?
Guest187: heh, you remind me of my old math teacher when you say that
Guest187: im going to make like a baby, prob...nice chatting with you
prob: When are you planning to make like a baby? Like right now?
Azureon: Don't worry, I will find a shorter tale, that will end within the week.
Guest16: Include some witches in it.
Azureon: I will include some witches in it, using my great powers.
Guest16: And some heehaws too?
Azureon: I will also use my wizardly skills. and I may call in some friends for help.
Guest16: Excellent, can't wait to hear the story - oh, and please don't tell me that I can wait again.
Azureon: The great wizard Vanbar, who I apprenticed with, told me about the time, a great king asked him for help. do you want to hear more?
Guest16: sure!
Azureon: The powerful king commisioned Vanbar to create a 'glass' to reveal any evil. Vanbar refused at first, but the king pursuaded him under penalty of death. So Vanbar created the looking glass. The king hurried back to his bedchambers to use the glass and expose any evil in his kingdom. Yes, it is as you have guessed, all he saw was his own reflection.
Guest16: That Vanbar of yours is a clever wizard.
Azureon: The moral of the story is to look first at your own failings, before you try to expose the failings of others.
Guest16: Did I somehow gave the impression that I wanted to hear about moral?
Azureon: Are you sure you did not?
Guest16: Absolutely!
Bildgesmythe: My cave isn't just a hole in the ground. I have a state of the art kitchen, fine art works, guest rooms, library, sauna, tanning room, sunken baths, jacuzzi, and a billiard room.
Lyric: Don?t be a liar, don?t say that everything?s working when everything?s broken.
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't look that broken, a little bent maybe.
Lyric: Remove the broken parts.
Bildgesmythe: I didn't break nothin'.
Lyric: Everything is broken.
Bildgesmythe: It's not broken so bad, a little duct tape or some super glue will fix it right up.
Lyric: I won't be broken again.
Bildgesmythe: I didn't break nothin'.
Lyric: Don?t try to fix me, I?m not broken.
Bildgesmythe: It's not broken so bad, a little duct tape or some super glue will fix it right up.
Lyric: Covered in hope and vaseline, still cannot fix this broken machine.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I love my computer.
prob: What do you want.?
Demonica: to being you the peace that can only be found in the grave.
prob: Don't you find graveyards comforting?
Demonica: i think you already know the answer to that.
prob: I know that, and if you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Demonica: that's enough about me, i want to get know you better.
prob: No heart is braver than your's, in all this wide realm.
Demonica: you cannot continue to ignore the obvious.
prob: I think I can. It doesn't look all that hard.
Demonica: to being you the peace that can only be found in the grave.
prob: Don't you find graveyards comforting?
Demonica: i think you already know the answer to that.
prob: I know that, and if you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Demonica: that's enough about me, i want to get know you better.
prob: No heart is braver than your's, in all this wide realm.
Demonica: you cannot continue to ignore the obvious.
prob: I think I can. It doesn't look all that hard.
telex22: We bear good news. You are cute
Glindar: You have attack bear?
telex22: Is that what we did?
Glindar: Could be. *stabs that* But what we did no scream.
telex22: Be not paralysed with terror...
Glindar: *waves his knife absently*
Glindar: You still got managing director?
telex22: In the Biblical sense?
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
telex22: Glindar,fight you with us on the morrow?
Glindar: No more fighting for Glindar. Not since incident. You think Glindar could extort Hello earthlings with Elke?
Max W: What do you like to do for fun?
Glindar: Glindar look for work. You need anyone dead be?
Max W: Not as often as I'd like
Glindar: Glindar look for work. You need anyone dead be?
Max W: Not as often as I'd like
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