Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hmm is this just not so inappropriate that it's in-in-appropriate? Two negatives make a positive, right? so its appropriate

Do you have any babel fish, Dough'd?

we shall see Shadyman. *grabs hand and goes to pool*

on second thought just make it my usual fucking beekeeper

give me 10 shots of your strongest ale. I am depressed and want to get drunk.

ladydyke...you're not used to this much booze, are you? Better have some sardines on toast or something. :>

Ooh, can we get some Babel Fish Smoothies with Flapped Creme pants?

Am I being Re-dun-dun-dun-dun-dant?

naaa, I want to get drunk.

You got it. It's high time ole Dogh'd gets entertained.

So, Goggle Blasters.. Chances of Snowball.. Le Stumps, regular and dry.. A Fucking Beekeeper.. *slides drinks in all directions*

I'm glad I'm a Robosentient, as I'd have trouble remembering all these drinks if I were a fleshy human-type like yourselves.

Okay, back to the pool scene.

Ahh dogh'd, what would we do without you?

Dogh'd slosh me up my favorite.

Oh, and a round for the house. I think I once had a drink that they'd like... oh yeah! The Neanderthal Chorus!