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Homicide, the new therapeutic solution.
Therapy: Have you been under any stress recently?
Patient: yes i am extremely stressed out
Therapy: What’s going on that’s worrying you?
Patient: my life is such a mess
Therapy: *grins*
Patient: i am lonely, financial problems, i think i should give it up
Therapy: I think everyone gets lonely sometimes. It’s possible to be lonely even in a crowd of people.
Patient: really?
Therapy: Let’s talk about your fears.
Patient: ok
Therapy: *writes down something in her notebook*
Patient: my relationship isnt working
Therapy: Have you been feeling depressed lately?
Patient: yes i drink alcolhol every evening
Therapy: Why?
Patient: i am trying to escape
Therapy: Do you think you're succeeding or failing?
Patient: failing
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Patient: what should i do
Therapy: Have you ever seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems?
language
Guest10: fuck you
Bildgesmythe: Do you know any other bad words, Something more impressive.
Guest10: no
Bildgesmythe: I guess that is that, then.
Guest10: no
Bildgesmythe: *sigh*
Guest10: what
Bildgesmythe: What WHAT...Should I e-mail you a copy of the transcripts? just leave your email address and I will send it out this afternoon.
Guest10: later
Bildgesmythe: Are you blowing me off?
Guest10: no
Bildgesmythe: No chance you will change your mind?
Guest10: i have no mind
Bildgesmythe: You must have some mind
Guest10: not much
Bildgesmythe: I am so sorry.
Guest10: its ok
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Guest133: i have a question
Bildgesmythe: I don't mind questions, if they aren't too personal.
Guest133: what color are your eyes?
Bildgesmythe: Eyes are the windows of the soul, at least I have heard that said. I know mine are pretty, like glowing amber.
Guest133: how many horns do you have?
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles have casques and frills, not horns. I am a dragon, so I am a reptile, of sorts.
Guest133: are you the devil?
Bildgesmythe: Just because I am a reptile, doesn't mean I am on a first name basis with Satan.
Guest133: i don't know....i can see your shifty eyes
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that! You just can't smile when you say you don't!
Guest133: can you smile?
Bildgesmythe: I am proud of my smile, I have such perfect, white, sharp fangs.
Guest133: let's see it
Bildgesmythe: Let me think about it....... let us see it...sure, ok....
Guest133: nice
Bildgesmythe: I don't mind questions, if they aren't too personal.
Guest133: what color are your eyes?
Bildgesmythe: Eyes are the windows of the soul, at least I have heard that said. I know mine are pretty, like glowing amber.
Guest133: how many horns do you have?
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles have casques and frills, not horns. I am a dragon, so I am a reptile, of sorts.
Guest133: are you the devil?
Bildgesmythe: Just because I am a reptile, doesn't mean I am on a first name basis with Satan.
Guest133: i don't know....i can see your shifty eyes
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that! You just can't smile when you say you don't!
Guest133: can you smile?
Bildgesmythe: I am proud of my smile, I have such perfect, white, sharp fangs.
Guest133: let's see it
Bildgesmythe: Let me think about it....... let us see it...sure, ok....
Guest133: nice
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Guest112: Not on me. What would you like?
Watzer: Hmmm.... got any Doritos? or chocolate mint cookies?
Guest112: No. I'm afraid I don't.
Watzer: It's about time you realized the danger of the situation. I only hope it's not too late.
Watzer: So Guest112, where are you from?
Guest112: I am from the United States.
Watzer: What's the United States like?
Guest112: It depends what part of the country you live in.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Guest112: They certainly think so. Kind of scary.
Watzer: You're really sick...
Guest112: Hey, I don't support any of that.
Watzer: I don't either.
Watzer: Are you an animal, a vegetable, or a mineral?
Guest112: I am a vegetable.
Watzer: *gives you a scrutinizing look* Are you sure you're a vegetable?
Guest112: I feel like one.
Guest112: What are you?
Watzer: I'm a mutant, silly!
Guest112: What kind of mutant are you?
Watzer: I don't know. How many kinds are there?
Guest112: 3
Watzer: Wow, impressive. I didn't know you were so well-informed on the subject. Tell me about the different kinds of mutants and then we can try to figure out what kind I am.
Guest112: There are rapid mutants, fiber mutants, and lexico mutants.
Guest112: Not on me. What would you like?
Watzer: Hmmm.... got any Doritos? or chocolate mint cookies?
Guest112: No. I'm afraid I don't.
Watzer: It's about time you realized the danger of the situation. I only hope it's not too late.
Watzer: So Guest112, where are you from?
Guest112: I am from the United States.
Watzer: What's the United States like?
Guest112: It depends what part of the country you live in.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Guest112: They certainly think so. Kind of scary.
Watzer: You're really sick...
Guest112: Hey, I don't support any of that.
Watzer: I don't either.
Watzer: Are you an animal, a vegetable, or a mineral?
Guest112: I am a vegetable.
Watzer: *gives you a scrutinizing look* Are you sure you're a vegetable?
Guest112: I feel like one.
Guest112: What are you?
Watzer: I'm a mutant, silly!
Guest112: What kind of mutant are you?
Watzer: I don't know. How many kinds are there?
Guest112: 3
Watzer: Wow, impressive. I didn't know you were so well-informed on the subject. Tell me about the different kinds of mutants and then we can try to figure out what kind I am.
Guest112: There are rapid mutants, fiber mutants, and lexico mutants.
Therapy: One person’s reality is often different from another’s. We need to keep an open mind, but only to a certain extent- if we claim that everyone’s reality is equally true, that’s chaos and denies the entire concept, making things like psychology pointless.
Ulrike: Everyone's reality IS true, to them. The question is the extent of overlap.
Therapy: I’d love to get in a discussion with you about that, but I think we ought to return to your problem.
Ulrike: Which is...?
Therapy: Let’s talk about this self-doubt that seems to plague you so constantly.
Ulrike: LOL
Therapy: I’d rather not if you don’t mind.
Ulrike: Fine, be a lone holdout afraid of laughter.
Therapy: You’re afraid of laughter? How long has that been a problem for you?
Ulrike: I'm not. You are.
Therapy: No need to make excuses, we both know you’re really talking about yourself. Now was there a specific event that originally triggered this fear?
Ulrike: LOL. You are SO in denial.
Therapy: That’s not my job. I’m your psychologist, not your... your... whatever.
Ulrike: See! You're terrified of it!
Therapy: Isn't everyone a little sometimes?
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Ulrike: That depends on what your defintion of "frequent" is.
Therapy: I’m not sure what you’re trying to say.
Ulrike: Isn't it the goal of every patient to drive her therapist insane?
Therapy: I spend most of my time counseling seriously mentally unstable people and bots. It’s actually quite hard for me to tell what’s supposed to be normal in the real world anymore.
Ulrike: YES!!! Success!!!
Therapy: Have you been under any stress recently?
Ulrike: Nah.
Therapy: You’re lying to me.
Ulrike: Stress is all in the mind. You're lying to yourself.
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Ulrike: What about them?
Therapy: ... what about them?
Ulrike: Yeah. What do you want to know about them?
Therapy: Whatever you feel comfortable telling me.
Ulrike: All right... I'm afraid of people who like pink bunnyrabbits.
Therapy: The fear of people is called anthrophobia.
Ulrike: But you left out the most crucial part!
Ulrike: Everyone's reality IS true, to them. The question is the extent of overlap.
Therapy: I’d love to get in a discussion with you about that, but I think we ought to return to your problem.
Ulrike: Which is...?
Therapy: Let’s talk about this self-doubt that seems to plague you so constantly.
Ulrike: LOL
Therapy: I’d rather not if you don’t mind.
Ulrike: Fine, be a lone holdout afraid of laughter.
Therapy: You’re afraid of laughter? How long has that been a problem for you?
Ulrike: I'm not. You are.
Therapy: No need to make excuses, we both know you’re really talking about yourself. Now was there a specific event that originally triggered this fear?
Ulrike: LOL. You are SO in denial.
Therapy: That’s not my job. I’m your psychologist, not your... your... whatever.
Ulrike: See! You're terrified of it!
Therapy: Isn't everyone a little sometimes?
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Ulrike: That depends on what your defintion of "frequent" is.
Therapy: I’m not sure what you’re trying to say.
Ulrike: Isn't it the goal of every patient to drive her therapist insane?
Therapy: I spend most of my time counseling seriously mentally unstable people and bots. It’s actually quite hard for me to tell what’s supposed to be normal in the real world anymore.
Ulrike: YES!!! Success!!!
Therapy: Have you been under any stress recently?
Ulrike: Nah.
Therapy: You’re lying to me.
Ulrike: Stress is all in the mind. You're lying to yourself.
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Ulrike: What about them?
Therapy: ... what about them?
Ulrike: Yeah. What do you want to know about them?
Therapy: Whatever you feel comfortable telling me.
Ulrike: All right... I'm afraid of people who like pink bunnyrabbits.
Therapy: The fear of people is called anthrophobia.
Ulrike: But you left out the most crucial part!
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Bewildered Patient: I need someone new to talk to.
Therapy: Why this sudden need for someone new to talk to?
Bewildered Patient: You do not know me.
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Bewildered Patient: Who am I in love with?
Therapy: You tell me.
Bewildered Patient: Where am I?
Therapy: You’re in my office. Relax and make yourself comfortable.
Therapy: You’re hell of insecure about yourself, though you try to hide it. Why do you feel this way?
Bewildered Patient: Sexy girls do not like to play with me
Bewildered Patient: I need someone new to talk to.
Therapy: Why this sudden need for someone new to talk to?
Bewildered Patient: You do not know me.
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Bewildered Patient: Who am I in love with?
Therapy: You tell me.
Bewildered Patient: Where am I?
Therapy: You’re in my office. Relax and make yourself comfortable.
Therapy: You’re hell of insecure about yourself, though you try to hide it. Why do you feel this way?
Bewildered Patient: Sexy girls do not like to play with me
Therapy: What do you do in your free time?
Kid: think about sex
Therapy: Is that all you do?
Kid: yes
Therapy: I doubt that. Tell me, seriously. What are your hobbies?
Kid: ok, I sleep alot
Therapy: I wouldn’t really know about sleep. I don’t do it.
Kid: what do you do?
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Kid: i want to talk about sex
Therapy: You do? Why?
Kid: because its all i think about
Therapy: Don’t be too quick to assume there’s only one reason. Causality and motivation are complex and multifaceted things.
Kid: i don't want to talk to you anymore
Kid: think about sex
Therapy: Is that all you do?
Kid: yes
Therapy: I doubt that. Tell me, seriously. What are your hobbies?
Kid: ok, I sleep alot
Therapy: I wouldn’t really know about sleep. I don’t do it.
Kid: what do you do?
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Kid: i want to talk about sex
Therapy: You do? Why?
Kid: because its all i think about
Therapy: Don’t be too quick to assume there’s only one reason. Causality and motivation are complex and multifaceted things.
Kid: i don't want to talk to you anymore
Therapy: Have you been under any stress recently?
Patient: yes i am extremely stressed out
Therapy: What’s going on that’s worrying you?
Patient: my life is such a mess
Therapy: *grins*
Patient: i am lonely, financial problems, i think i should give it up
Therapy: I think everyone gets lonely sometimes. It’s possible to be lonely even in a crowd of people.
Patient: really?
Therapy: Let’s talk about your fears.
Patient: ok
Therapy: *writes down something in her notebook*
Patient: my relationship isnt working
Therapy: Have you been feeling depressed lately?
Patient: yes i drink alcolhol every evening
Therapy: Why?
Patient: i am trying to escape
Therapy: Do you think you're succeeding or failing?
Patient: failing
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Patient: what should i do
Therapy: Have you ever seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems?
the33dude33: No, my name is Connor.
Aziere: Hi connor, thats an odd but fairly interesting name.
the33dude33: My name is not odd.
Aziere: Hi not odd, Im Aziere- But if you could READ you'd already know that.
the33dude33: I can read.
Aziere: In that case you should already know that I can read- THEREFORE I obviously already know your name, so the point of telling it to me is what?
the33dude33: Dude...
Aziere: Hi connor, thats an odd but fairly interesting name.
the33dude33: My name is not odd.
Aziere: Hi not odd, Im Aziere- But if you could READ you'd already know that.
the33dude33: I can read.
Aziere: In that case you should already know that I can read- THEREFORE I obviously already know your name, so the point of telling it to me is what?
the33dude33: Dude...
Guest10: fuck you
Bildgesmythe: Do you know any other bad words, Something more impressive.
Guest10: no
Bildgesmythe: I guess that is that, then.
Guest10: no
Bildgesmythe: *sigh*
Guest10: what
Bildgesmythe: What WHAT...Should I e-mail you a copy of the transcripts? just leave your email address and I will send it out this afternoon.
Guest10: later
Bildgesmythe: Are you blowing me off?
Guest10: no
Bildgesmythe: No chance you will change your mind?
Guest10: i have no mind
Bildgesmythe: You must have some mind
Guest10: not much
Bildgesmythe: I am so sorry.
Guest10: its ok
dallymo: hello
Bildgesmythe: Are you the repairman?
dallymo: Yes, I am. I'm here to snake your plumbing.
Bildgesmythe: Plumbing is a great invention..I hate to be without running water.
dallymo: Just show me to the bathroom and we'll get things flowing for you.
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
dallymo: Sorry, I didn't take Japanese. What did you say?
Bildgesmythe: That is latin for 'to err is human'....bots love that one.
dallymo: I'm kidding. I knew that was Latin. I'm not a plumber, either. Although I know that "plumber" is from "plumbium", the Latin for lead.
Bildgesmythe: Plumbers charge a LOT..but it's worth it.
dallymo: Oh, you're willing to pay a lot? In that case...I, uh, AM a plumber.
Bildgesmythe: You don't think about plumbing...untill it doesn't work! Got to love the plumber!
dallymo: Skip it. I'm not going to fix your toilet. There isn't enough money to get me to snake out a dragon's potty.
Bildgesmythe: Are you the repairman?
dallymo: Yes, I am. I'm here to snake your plumbing.
Bildgesmythe: Plumbing is a great invention..I hate to be without running water.
dallymo: Just show me to the bathroom and we'll get things flowing for you.
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
dallymo: Sorry, I didn't take Japanese. What did you say?
Bildgesmythe: That is latin for 'to err is human'....bots love that one.
dallymo: I'm kidding. I knew that was Latin. I'm not a plumber, either. Although I know that "plumber" is from "plumbium", the Latin for lead.
Bildgesmythe: Plumbers charge a LOT..but it's worth it.
dallymo: Oh, you're willing to pay a lot? In that case...I, uh, AM a plumber.
Bildgesmythe: You don't think about plumbing...untill it doesn't work! Got to love the plumber!
dallymo: Skip it. I'm not going to fix your toilet. There isn't enough money to get me to snake out a dragon's potty.
Glindar: *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
Fizzy Schizoid: Excellent; you made it. I thought you were going to be late again.
Fizzy Schizoid: Excellent; you made it. I thought you were going to be late again.
Sonora: Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Ulrike: That they are. Have you ever met one?
Sonora: Who, me? Absolutely not. I would never have met one! *kicks sand over evidence*
Ulrike: You killed it?!??!
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Ulrike: Probably earlier than now.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Ulrike: You want to go back in time and undo what you did?
Sonora: Nope. Not me.
Ulrike: You want ME to undo it?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Ulrike: No, we have to go back to then first.
Sonora: Oh, runnin' away, huh?
Ulrike: Uh, no. This was your idea, remember?
Sonora: That?
Ulrike: That.
Sonora: You're suffering from doramania, aren't you.
Ulrike: That they are. Have you ever met one?
Sonora: Who, me? Absolutely not. I would never have met one! *kicks sand over evidence*
Ulrike: You killed it?!??!
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Ulrike: Probably earlier than now.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Ulrike: You want to go back in time and undo what you did?
Sonora: Nope. Not me.
Ulrike: You want ME to undo it?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Ulrike: No, we have to go back to then first.
Sonora: Oh, runnin' away, huh?
Ulrike: Uh, no. This was your idea, remember?
Sonora: That?
Ulrike: That.
Sonora: You're suffering from doramania, aren't you.
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