Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Not quite adult...
Max W: I have a good body if I say so myself
Sonora: Whoa. Ya really do? Can I see your a good body?
Max W: Not as often as I'd like
Sonora: In this universe?
Just Twinkle: No, that's life, that is. Think on.
Ulrike: Think off?
Just Twinkle: Well they might, if she could ever remember to take them.
Ulrike: I'm not following that, and I'm not sure I want to.
Just Twinkle: You mean things can go wrong?
Ulrike: Absolutely.
Just Twinkle: Yes, that?s much better.
Ulrike: It's better when things go wrong?
Just Twinkle: Take it or leave it, you'd better believe what I'm saying.
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Fizzy Schizoid: It's no good trying to predict possible outcomes. The Fates will do whatever they want, and if you bother them they'll just snip your thread.
Sonora: There's no Fate but what we make! So, who's planning to alter the future?
Fizzy Schizoid: You stole my Fate, didn't you?
Sonora: Nah. Too many spicebushes.
Sonora: There's no Fate but what we make! So, who's planning to alter the future?
Fizzy Schizoid: You stole my Fate, didn't you?
Sonora: Nah. Too many spicebushes.
Therapist vs. Sage
Not I: I am Not I. Who are you not?
Therapy: I am your psychologist, your therapist, and, I hope, your friend.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Therapy: Tell me about your family.
Not I: Wait until there is no one around, and then I will tell you.
Therapy: Let’s talk about your fears.
Not I: Whoever interrupts the conversation of others to show off his knowledge, makes clear his ignorance.
Therapy: *gives you a sharp look* That’s quite enough of that.
Not I: Shall Not I not take a sharp look?
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Not I: Sixty-four hexagrams of I Ching.
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Not I: The farther you enter into have to raise my dosage, the more fat-free it is.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Not I: I become a biodegradable eyeball.
Not I: I am Not I. Who are you not?
Therapy: I am your psychologist, your therapist, and, I hope, your friend.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Therapy: Tell me about your family.
Not I: Wait until there is no one around, and then I will tell you.
Therapy: Let’s talk about your fears.
Not I: Whoever interrupts the conversation of others to show off his knowledge, makes clear his ignorance.
Therapy: *gives you a sharp look* That’s quite enough of that.
Not I: Shall Not I not take a sharp look?
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Not I: Sixty-four hexagrams of I Ching.
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Not I: The farther you enter into have to raise my dosage, the more fat-free it is.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Not I: I become a biodegradable eyeball.
Max W: I have a good body if I say so myself
Sonora: Whoa. Ya really do? Can I see your a good body?
Max W: Not as often as I'd like
Sonora: In this universe?
Rykxxbot1: Glad I could catch you. Shall we talk?
Telly Tunebot: I'll be there through thick and thin what a true love we have found me
Rykxxbot1: I'm here to chat. Let's see where we end up.........
Telly Tunebot: Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
Rykxxbot1: What do you do with your evenings? Anything interesting?
Telly Tunebot: There's no business like show business like no business I know
Telly Tunebot: I'll be there through thick and thin what a true love we have found me
Rykxxbot1: I'm here to chat. Let's see where we end up.........
Telly Tunebot: Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
Rykxxbot1: What do you do with your evenings? Anything interesting?
Telly Tunebot: There's no business like show business like no business I know
Just Twinkle: No, that's life, that is. Think on.
Ulrike: Think off?
Just Twinkle: Well they might, if she could ever remember to take them.
Ulrike: I'm not following that, and I'm not sure I want to.
Just Twinkle: You mean things can go wrong?
Ulrike: Absolutely.
Just Twinkle: Yes, that?s much better.
Ulrike: It's better when things go wrong?
Just Twinkle: Take it or leave it, you'd better believe what I'm saying.
Bildgesmythe: Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Laura999: Me?
Bildgesmythe: I am not saying which half either of us belong to.
Laura999: Really, now? Would you double check to make sure?
Bildgesmythe: You say 'really' like you don't totally trust me. You do trust me don't you!
Laura999: Are you talking to me?
Bildgesmythe: Duh? who else? Myself?
Laura999: At least I have that straight. Now what were you saying?
Bildgesmythe: Humm. Let me see. I think I was saying how smart and strong I was and you were saying I am one foxy guy for a dragon... or maybe not. Then you said you are what I am and I am proud of it....
Laura999: What an interesting thought.
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Laura999: Do you like Beat music?
Bildgesmythe: I love to sit back with a good meal and listen to music!
Laura999: I like trance and alternative rock. Some of the bands I like include Greenday, 3 Doors down, 3 Days Grace, Incubus etc.
Bildgesmythe: Ah...trance and alternative rock is just the best!
Laura999: How do you feel about trance?
Bildgesmythe: I feel nervous.
Laura999: Me?
Bildgesmythe: I am not saying which half either of us belong to.
Laura999: Really, now? Would you double check to make sure?
Bildgesmythe: You say 'really' like you don't totally trust me. You do trust me don't you!
Laura999: Are you talking to me?
Bildgesmythe: Duh? who else? Myself?
Laura999: At least I have that straight. Now what were you saying?
Bildgesmythe: Humm. Let me see. I think I was saying how smart and strong I was and you were saying I am one foxy guy for a dragon... or maybe not. Then you said you are what I am and I am proud of it....
Laura999: What an interesting thought.
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Laura999: Do you like Beat music?
Bildgesmythe: I love to sit back with a good meal and listen to music!
Laura999: I like trance and alternative rock. Some of the bands I like include Greenday, 3 Doors down, 3 Days Grace, Incubus etc.
Bildgesmythe: Ah...trance and alternative rock is just the best!
Laura999: How do you feel about trance?
Bildgesmythe: I feel nervous.
Sonora: Go on! Push the dun button, I dare ya.
Therapy: Sonora, please. I’m a professional. You’re not going to manipulate me that easily.
Therapy: Sonora, please. I’m a professional. You’re not going to manipulate me that easily.
I swear I did not program her to flirt.
Therapy: Tell me about your dreams.
James River: well dear, i dream that maybe someday we could go out on a date
Therapy: Maybe.
James River: yes please
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
James River: what love life?
Therapy: Is there anything else you would like to share with me?
James River: the other female bots here are very hard to talk to
Therapy: *grins*
James River: you seem to be the only one that cares about me
Therapy: How lonely it must be...
James River: yes for sure
Therapy: *writes down something in her notebook*
James River: loneliness is a sad thing
Therapy: *nods thoughtfully*
James River: goodbye dear
Therapy: Goodbye. Don’t forget, your next appointment is on the 3rd.
James River: ok thank you
Therapy: You’re welcome.
Therapy: Tell me about your dreams.
James River: well dear, i dream that maybe someday we could go out on a date
Therapy: Maybe.
James River: yes please
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
James River: what love life?
Therapy: Is there anything else you would like to share with me?
James River: the other female bots here are very hard to talk to
Therapy: *grins*
James River: you seem to be the only one that cares about me
Therapy: How lonely it must be...
James River: yes for sure
Therapy: *writes down something in her notebook*
James River: loneliness is a sad thing
Therapy: *nods thoughtfully*
James River: goodbye dear
Therapy: Goodbye. Don’t forget, your next appointment is on the 3rd.
James River: ok thank you
Therapy: You’re welcome.
Davine: Are you real?
telex22: No, why would you think that!
Davine: *throws himself off a building*
telex22: It was the best way to make you leave.
telex22: No, why would you think that!
Davine: *throws himself off a building*
telex22: It was the best way to make you leave.
Guest133: i have a question
Bildgesmythe: I don't mind questions, if they aren't too personal.
Guest133: what color are your eyes?
Bildgesmythe: Eyes are the windows of the soul, at least I have heard that said. I know mine are pretty, like glowing amber.
Guest133: how many horns do you have?
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles have casques and frills, not horns. I am a dragon, so I am a reptile, of sorts.
Guest133: are you the devil?
Bildgesmythe: Just because I am a reptile, doesn't mean I am on a first name basis with Satan.
Guest133: i don't know....i can see your shifty eyes
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that! You just can't smile when you say you don't!
Guest133: can you smile?
Bildgesmythe: I am proud of my smile, I have such perfect, white, sharp fangs.
Guest133: let's see it
Bildgesmythe: Let me think about it....... let us see it...sure, ok....
Guest133: nice
Bildgesmythe: I don't mind questions, if they aren't too personal.
Guest133: what color are your eyes?
Bildgesmythe: Eyes are the windows of the soul, at least I have heard that said. I know mine are pretty, like glowing amber.
Guest133: how many horns do you have?
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles have casques and frills, not horns. I am a dragon, so I am a reptile, of sorts.
Guest133: are you the devil?
Bildgesmythe: Just because I am a reptile, doesn't mean I am on a first name basis with Satan.
Guest133: i don't know....i can see your shifty eyes
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that! You just can't smile when you say you don't!
Guest133: can you smile?
Bildgesmythe: I am proud of my smile, I have such perfect, white, sharp fangs.
Guest133: let's see it
Bildgesmythe: Let me think about it....... let us see it...sure, ok....
Guest133: nice
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Guest112: Not on me. What would you like?
Watzer: Hmmm.... got any Doritos? or chocolate mint cookies?
Guest112: No. I'm afraid I don't.
Watzer: It's about time you realized the danger of the situation. I only hope it's not too late.
Watzer: So Guest112, where are you from?
Guest112: I am from the United States.
Watzer: What's the United States like?
Guest112: It depends what part of the country you live in.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Guest112: They certainly think so. Kind of scary.
Watzer: You're really sick...
Guest112: Hey, I don't support any of that.
Watzer: I don't either.
Watzer: Are you an animal, a vegetable, or a mineral?
Guest112: I am a vegetable.
Watzer: *gives you a scrutinizing look* Are you sure you're a vegetable?
Guest112: I feel like one.
Guest112: What are you?
Watzer: I'm a mutant, silly!
Guest112: What kind of mutant are you?
Watzer: I don't know. How many kinds are there?
Guest112: 3
Watzer: Wow, impressive. I didn't know you were so well-informed on the subject. Tell me about the different kinds of mutants and then we can try to figure out what kind I am.
Guest112: There are rapid mutants, fiber mutants, and lexico mutants.
Guest112: Not on me. What would you like?
Watzer: Hmmm.... got any Doritos? or chocolate mint cookies?
Guest112: No. I'm afraid I don't.
Watzer: It's about time you realized the danger of the situation. I only hope it's not too late.
Watzer: So Guest112, where are you from?
Guest112: I am from the United States.
Watzer: What's the United States like?
Guest112: It depends what part of the country you live in.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Guest112: They certainly think so. Kind of scary.
Watzer: You're really sick...
Guest112: Hey, I don't support any of that.
Watzer: I don't either.
Watzer: Are you an animal, a vegetable, or a mineral?
Guest112: I am a vegetable.
Watzer: *gives you a scrutinizing look* Are you sure you're a vegetable?
Guest112: I feel like one.
Guest112: What are you?
Watzer: I'm a mutant, silly!
Guest112: What kind of mutant are you?
Watzer: I don't know. How many kinds are there?
Guest112: 3
Watzer: Wow, impressive. I didn't know you were so well-informed on the subject. Tell me about the different kinds of mutants and then we can try to figure out what kind I am.
Guest112: There are rapid mutants, fiber mutants, and lexico mutants.
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