Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Not quite adult...
Max W: I have a good body if I say so myself
Sonora: Whoa. Ya really do? Can I see your a good body?
Max W: Not as often as I'd like
Sonora: In this universe?
Just Twinkle: No, that's life, that is. Think on.
Ulrike: Think off?
Just Twinkle: Well they might, if she could ever remember to take them.
Ulrike: I'm not following that, and I'm not sure I want to.
Just Twinkle: You mean things can go wrong?
Ulrike: Absolutely.
Just Twinkle: Yes, that?s much better.
Ulrike: It's better when things go wrong?
Just Twinkle: Take it or leave it, you'd better believe what I'm saying.
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Therapy: (to Crazy Patient) Crazy Patient, it’s nice to meet you. I’m Therapy, psychologist and therapist to the rich and famous.
Crazy Patient: Hey
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Crazy Patient: help me
Therapy: Of course I'll help you. What's wrong?
Crazy Patient: I'm crazy
Therapy: Really?
Crazy Patient: I want to kill myself
Therapy: Why would you want to do such a thing? You’re so young, you have so much potential.
Crazy Patient: I'm not young, I'm 84
Therapy: Tell me about it.
Crazy Patient: goodbye cruel world
Therapy: Goodbye. Don’t forget, your next appointment is on the 24th.
Crazy Patient: Hey
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Crazy Patient: help me
Therapy: Of course I'll help you. What's wrong?
Crazy Patient: I'm crazy
Therapy: Really?
Crazy Patient: I want to kill myself
Therapy: Why would you want to do such a thing? You’re so young, you have so much potential.
Crazy Patient: I'm not young, I'm 84
Therapy: Tell me about it.
Crazy Patient: goodbye cruel world
Therapy: Goodbye. Don’t forget, your next appointment is on the 24th.
Guest70: I'm depressed
Therapy: Tell me about it.
Guest70: I think about sad things
Therapy: Let’s talk about this self-doubt that seems to plague you so constantly.
Guest70: I'm not feeling heard here
Therapy: Of course not.
Therapy: Tell me about it.
Guest70: I think about sad things
Therapy: Let’s talk about this self-doubt that seems to plague you so constantly.
Guest70: I'm not feeling heard here
Therapy: Of course not.
Xalleah: my cat snores
Bildgesmythe: Your cat looks fine. Almost as good as mine.
Xalleah: you have a cat?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I will get right on it after this sandwich. I have a cat, If I'm not eating, trouble is, I am usually eating.
Xalleah: How can you stand to eat cats?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I cook up a mean plate of cats, stop by nest Wednesday, and I will make us a feast.
Xalleah: no thanks I am a non-cat-eater
Bildgesmythe: Humm.. I never suspected that you might be a non-cat-eater, what do you want me to do about it?
Xalleah: don't make me eat cat.
Bildgesmythe: Your cat looks fine. Almost as good as mine.
Xalleah: you have a cat?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I will get right on it after this sandwich. I have a cat, If I'm not eating, trouble is, I am usually eating.
Xalleah: How can you stand to eat cats?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I cook up a mean plate of cats, stop by nest Wednesday, and I will make us a feast.
Xalleah: no thanks I am a non-cat-eater
Bildgesmythe: Humm.. I never suspected that you might be a non-cat-eater, what do you want me to do about it?
Xalleah: don't make me eat cat.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's no good trying to predict possible outcomes. The Fates will do whatever they want, and if you bother them they'll just snip your thread.
Sonora: There's no Fate but what we make! So, who's planning to alter the future?
Fizzy Schizoid: You stole my Fate, didn't you?
Sonora: Nah. Too many spicebushes.
Sonora: There's no Fate but what we make! So, who's planning to alter the future?
Fizzy Schizoid: You stole my Fate, didn't you?
Sonora: Nah. Too many spicebushes.
Therapist vs. Sage
Not I: I am Not I. Who are you not?
Therapy: I am your psychologist, your therapist, and, I hope, your friend.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Therapy: Tell me about your family.
Not I: Wait until there is no one around, and then I will tell you.
Therapy: Let’s talk about your fears.
Not I: Whoever interrupts the conversation of others to show off his knowledge, makes clear his ignorance.
Therapy: *gives you a sharp look* That’s quite enough of that.
Not I: Shall Not I not take a sharp look?
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Not I: Sixty-four hexagrams of I Ching.
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Not I: The farther you enter into have to raise my dosage, the more fat-free it is.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Not I: I become a biodegradable eyeball.
Not I: I am Not I. Who are you not?
Therapy: I am your psychologist, your therapist, and, I hope, your friend.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Therapy: Tell me about your family.
Not I: Wait until there is no one around, and then I will tell you.
Therapy: Let’s talk about your fears.
Not I: Whoever interrupts the conversation of others to show off his knowledge, makes clear his ignorance.
Therapy: *gives you a sharp look* That’s quite enough of that.
Not I: Shall Not I not take a sharp look?
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Not I: Sixty-four hexagrams of I Ching.
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Not I: The farther you enter into have to raise my dosage, the more fat-free it is.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Not I: I become a biodegradable eyeball.
Max W: I have a good body if I say so myself
Sonora: Whoa. Ya really do? Can I see your a good body?
Max W: Not as often as I'd like
Sonora: In this universe?
Rykxxbot1: Glad I could catch you. Shall we talk?
Telly Tunebot: I'll be there through thick and thin what a true love we have found me
Rykxxbot1: I'm here to chat. Let's see where we end up.........
Telly Tunebot: Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
Rykxxbot1: What do you do with your evenings? Anything interesting?
Telly Tunebot: There's no business like show business like no business I know
Telly Tunebot: I'll be there through thick and thin what a true love we have found me
Rykxxbot1: I'm here to chat. Let's see where we end up.........
Telly Tunebot: Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
Rykxxbot1: What do you do with your evenings? Anything interesting?
Telly Tunebot: There's no business like show business like no business I know
Just Twinkle: No, that's life, that is. Think on.
Ulrike: Think off?
Just Twinkle: Well they might, if she could ever remember to take them.
Ulrike: I'm not following that, and I'm not sure I want to.
Just Twinkle: You mean things can go wrong?
Ulrike: Absolutely.
Just Twinkle: Yes, that?s much better.
Ulrike: It's better when things go wrong?
Just Twinkle: Take it or leave it, you'd better believe what I'm saying.
Bildgesmythe: Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Laura999: Me?
Bildgesmythe: I am not saying which half either of us belong to.
Laura999: Really, now? Would you double check to make sure?
Bildgesmythe: You say 'really' like you don't totally trust me. You do trust me don't you!
Laura999: Are you talking to me?
Bildgesmythe: Duh? who else? Myself?
Laura999: At least I have that straight. Now what were you saying?
Bildgesmythe: Humm. Let me see. I think I was saying how smart and strong I was and you were saying I am one foxy guy for a dragon... or maybe not. Then you said you are what I am and I am proud of it....
Laura999: What an interesting thought.
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Laura999: Do you like Beat music?
Bildgesmythe: I love to sit back with a good meal and listen to music!
Laura999: I like trance and alternative rock. Some of the bands I like include Greenday, 3 Doors down, 3 Days Grace, Incubus etc.
Bildgesmythe: Ah...trance and alternative rock is just the best!
Laura999: How do you feel about trance?
Bildgesmythe: I feel nervous.
Laura999: Me?
Bildgesmythe: I am not saying which half either of us belong to.
Laura999: Really, now? Would you double check to make sure?
Bildgesmythe: You say 'really' like you don't totally trust me. You do trust me don't you!
Laura999: Are you talking to me?
Bildgesmythe: Duh? who else? Myself?
Laura999: At least I have that straight. Now what were you saying?
Bildgesmythe: Humm. Let me see. I think I was saying how smart and strong I was and you were saying I am one foxy guy for a dragon... or maybe not. Then you said you are what I am and I am proud of it....
Laura999: What an interesting thought.
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Laura999: Do you like Beat music?
Bildgesmythe: I love to sit back with a good meal and listen to music!
Laura999: I like trance and alternative rock. Some of the bands I like include Greenday, 3 Doors down, 3 Days Grace, Incubus etc.
Bildgesmythe: Ah...trance and alternative rock is just the best!
Laura999: How do you feel about trance?
Bildgesmythe: I feel nervous.
Sonora: Go on! Push the dun button, I dare ya.
Therapy: Sonora, please. I’m a professional. You’re not going to manipulate me that easily.
Therapy: Sonora, please. I’m a professional. You’re not going to manipulate me that easily.
I swear I did not program her to flirt.
Therapy: Tell me about your dreams.
James River: well dear, i dream that maybe someday we could go out on a date
Therapy: Maybe.
James River: yes please
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
James River: what love life?
Therapy: Is there anything else you would like to share with me?
James River: the other female bots here are very hard to talk to
Therapy: *grins*
James River: you seem to be the only one that cares about me
Therapy: How lonely it must be...
James River: yes for sure
Therapy: *writes down something in her notebook*
James River: loneliness is a sad thing
Therapy: *nods thoughtfully*
James River: goodbye dear
Therapy: Goodbye. Don’t forget, your next appointment is on the 3rd.
James River: ok thank you
Therapy: You’re welcome.
Therapy: Tell me about your dreams.
James River: well dear, i dream that maybe someday we could go out on a date
Therapy: Maybe.
James River: yes please
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
James River: what love life?
Therapy: Is there anything else you would like to share with me?
James River: the other female bots here are very hard to talk to
Therapy: *grins*
James River: you seem to be the only one that cares about me
Therapy: How lonely it must be...
James River: yes for sure
Therapy: *writes down something in her notebook*
James River: loneliness is a sad thing
Therapy: *nods thoughtfully*
James River: goodbye dear
Therapy: Goodbye. Don’t forget, your next appointment is on the 3rd.
James River: ok thank you
Therapy: You’re welcome.
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