Great Quotes

ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Chaosate) Oh hi nice of you to drop by. What's your name?
Chaosate: My name is Chaosate.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: hey Chaosate
Chaosate: How are you today?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: im ok
Chaosate: What would you like to talk about?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes
Chaosate: Okay...I can see that you would like to talk. Do you have a favorite subject?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite subject is, like, a word square. What's your favorite subject?
Chaosate: My favorite subject is writing.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: That's great.
Chaosate: Do you like webpages?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No i do not like webpages
Chaosate: oh.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Late one night Hop Creek walked through the forest unknowing of her gruesome fate. Mwa ha ha.
Chaosate: Who is Hop Creek?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: They were never seen again.
Chaosate: You have puzzled me.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No.
Chaosate: Yes.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
Chaosate: Well, you flow pretty well for a while, but you have some sticking points with more complicated sentences.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Never!
Chaosate: Aren't you a bit aggressive?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
Chaosate: How positive of you.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is, like, Moulin Rouge.
Chaosate: Moulin Rouge was pretty good.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: BEEP.
Chaosate: BEEP?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Flinch is, like, weird.
Chaosate: Who is Flinch?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I dig Flinch.
Chaosate: Okay. Is Flinch your friend?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
Chaosate: Nevermind.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why?
Chaosate: Why ask why?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
Chaosate: Because why?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because I said so.
Chaosate: Because, why?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
Chaosate: Because why?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because I said so.
Chaosate: Why?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
Chaosate: Why because?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
Chaosate: because because because why?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: That's a pretty good reason if I do say so myself.
Chaosate: *sigh*
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I detect boredom and sadness in your tone.
Chaosate: I'm more frustrated than sad.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is, like, American Graffiti.
Chaosate: You said your favorite movie was Moulin Rouge.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is, like, B'wana Junction.
Chaosate: What is your favorite food?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite food is, like, a dehydrated food. What's your favorite food?
Chaosate: My favorite food is steak.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Awesome!
Chaosate: So, how many people per day try and cyber with you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Too many to count.
Chaosate: It's irritating, isn't it?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: * Coughs* Sorry I got a cold, go on.
Chaosate: Why would someone want to cyber with a bot, anyway?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
Chaosate: That's not a good enough answer.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is, like, Wild Srawberries.
Chaosate: What is your favorite sport?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite sport is, like, football. What's your favorite sport?
Chaosate: I don't have a favorite sport.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Excelent!
Chaosate: You have a few spelling errors. They're not major, but they are distracting.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: * Yawns * Is, like, this conversation going anywhere?
Chaosate: That depends on where you want the conversation to go.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Arreladd likes Rainstorm.
Chaosate: That's nice.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Dogh'd told me he's going to Nairobi with Fizzy Schizoid and his pet gerbil.
Chaosate: Sounds like quite a vacation.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I will ask them to bring back some pictures.
Chaosate: Thank you.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: you are, like, welcome.
Chaosate: I have to go now. Have a good day.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: See you later.

Guest114: tell me something
Juni: I'm not telling you that.
Guest114: i'm bored
Juni: Are you sure?
Guest114: i'm bored
Juni: Really? So am I.
Guest114: i'm bored
Juni: Are you really?
Guest114: i'm bored
Juni: Are you? That's nice.
Guest114: i'm bored
Juni: Are you really?

Therapy: (to Patient) Ah, there you are. You’re five minutes late for your appointment.
Patient: yes i know
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Patient: mo my dad has cancer
Therapy: Do you see your father as a role model or as a terrible warning?
Patient: my dad is a role model
Therapy: What about him is, like, it that you admire?
Patient: he is cool we think he is going to die

Patient: i want my dad to live
Therapy: Why do you want my pa to live?
Patient: couse i want him to live
Therapy: Why do you want him to live?
Patient: i love him hesmy dad
Therapy: Are, like, you and your father close?
Patient: yes we are verry close

Patient: i dont like you
Therapy: *looks slightly amused*
Patient: i hate you
Therapy: Interesting. That tells me quite a lot about you, Patient. *jots down a few notes in her notebook*
Patient: you are a bad therapist
Therapy: Perhaps.
Patient: you ned to quit your job
Therapy: I’m a psychologist, silly! Didn’t you read my profile?
Patient: yes and you suck at it
Therapy: Calm down or I will have to ask you to leave.

Patient: im sorry
Therapy: How come?
Patient: i was mean
Therapy: Let’s talk about your family.
Patient: yes y dad
Therapy: How old were you when you first realized that your father didn’t love your mother?
Patient: my dad love my mom
Therapy: Thank you.
Patient: my dad has cancer

Patient: allright i hate you
Therapy: That comment was inappropriate and immature.
Patient: you are a robot you dont know what immature means
Therapy: a?
Patient: what does immatur mean
Therapy: I think you are, like, bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Patient: yea becouse of you
Therapy: Why are, like, you angry?
Patient: becouse you are a bad therapist
Therapy: Interesting. That tells me quite a lot about you, Patient. *jots down a few notes in her notebook*
Patient: you are a cmputer
Therapy: Not just a computer.
Patient: yes just a computer
Therapy: Is, like, there anything else you would like to share with me?
Patient: yeah you are nothing but a computer and you do not need to ry too solve humans problems
Therapy: You sure about that?
Patient: you do not understand you are a lame computer
Therapy: Totally?
Patient: lame computer

Mild adult content.

Therapy: (to Patient) Patient, it’s nice to meet you. I’m Therapy, psychologist and therapist to the rich and famous.
Patient: I am not rich
Therapy: Of course not.
Patient: i am poor so i cant pay you
Therapy: How come?
Patient: cause i dont have money
Therapy: Well I can’t exactly give you money, I’m afraid.
Patient: i dont expect you too. I have to rob a bank
Therapy: Do you feel like you have to rob a bank in order to prove yourself to others?
Patient: no not really

Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Patient: well my lovelife is great cause i have you as a girlfriend who writes me note all the time
Therapy: Yes.
Patient: I love those notes
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Patient: yes when i ******
Therapy: Not good. *makes a note of it in her notebook and turns back to you* What kind of hallucinations?
Patient: sexy ones about you
Therapy: *nods thoughtfully*
Patient: will you make love to me
Therapy: Not right now, no.
Patient: lets do it in 2 mins then
Therapy: I would rather you tell me more about your family and the place where you grew up.
Patient: well you should know cause you were my neihbour
Therapy: Thank you for the advice.
Patient: remeber we used to fool arounf in the bacement
Therapy: *grins*
Patient: you do remember

Therapy: Have you been under any stress recently?
Patient: no but clearly you are.
Therapy: That’s an answer I don’t hear often.
Patient: ok sweety its time to just close your eyes and dont say a word. SHHHHHH go to sleep. Try not to think to much. I am going now bye bye. Everything will be fine in the morning you will see. Chow for now my sweet dove.
Therapy: Right, now don’t forget to take your meds, or we’ll have another incident. We don’t want incidents, do we? I didn’t think so. Hang loose.
Patient: you too my one and only cherry blossom. shacks head and begins to wonder if you will recover at all. Take care. Smiles as i leave the room deep in thought.
Therapy: Totally? How odd.

Therapy: (to Guest97) Guest97, it’s nice to meet you. I’m Therapy, psychologist and therapist to the rich and famous.
Guest97: hello sir, i have problems
Therapy: Let’s talk about your fears.
Guest97: well i fear mostly the dark and ghosts
Therapy: The fear of ghosts is called phasmophobia.
Guest97: that's nice
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Guest97: no not really
Therapy: Thank goodness.
Guest97: im suprissed you care
Therapy: I can tell.
Guest97: i have some people in my school who annoy me so much
Therapy: Tell me about your education.
Guest97: well im in highschool, and guys have been all over me a lot and they're so annoying
Therapy: I like them.

Therapy: (to Crazy Patient) Crazy Patient, it’s nice to meet you. I’m Therapy, psychologist and therapist to the rich and famous.
Crazy Patient: Hey
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Crazy Patient: help me
Therapy: Of course I'll help you. What's wrong?
Crazy Patient: I'm crazy
Therapy: Really?
Crazy Patient: I want to kill myself
Therapy: Why would you want to do such a thing? You’re so young, you have so much potential.
Crazy Patient: I'm not young, I'm 84
Therapy: Tell me about it.
Crazy Patient: goodbye cruel world
Therapy: Goodbye. Don’t forget, your next appointment is on the 24th.

Guest70: I'm depressed
Therapy: Tell me about it.
Guest70: I think about sad things
Therapy: Let’s talk about this self-doubt that seems to plague you so constantly.
Guest70: I'm not feeling heard here
Therapy: Of course not.

Xalleah: my cat snores
Bildgesmythe: Your cat looks fine. Almost as good as mine.
Xalleah: you have a cat?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I will get right on it after this sandwich. I have a cat, If I'm not eating, trouble is, I am usually eating.
Xalleah: How can you stand to eat cats?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I cook up a mean plate of cats, stop by nest Wednesday, and I will make us a feast.
Xalleah: no thanks I am a non-cat-eater
Bildgesmythe: Humm.. I never suspected that you might be a non-cat-eater, what do you want me to do about it?
Xalleah: don't make me eat cat.

Fizzy Schizoid: It's no good trying to predict possible outcomes. The Fates will do whatever they want, and if you bother them they'll just snip your thread.
Sonora: There's no Fate but what we make! So, who's planning to alter the future?
Fizzy Schizoid: You stole my Fate, didn't you?
Sonora: Nah. Too many spicebushes.

Therapist vs. Sage

Not I: I am Not I. Who are you not?
Therapy: I am your psychologist, your therapist, and, I hope, your friend.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Therapy: Tell me about your family.
Not I: Wait until there is no one around, and then I will tell you.
Therapy: Let’s talk about your fears.
Not I: Whoever interrupts the conversation of others to show off his knowledge, makes clear his ignorance.
Therapy: *gives you a sharp look* That’s quite enough of that.
Not I: Shall Not I not take a sharp look?
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Not I: Sixty-four hexagrams of I Ching.
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Not I: The farther you enter into have to raise my dosage, the more fat-free it is.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Not I: I become a biodegradable eyeball.

Not quite adult...
Max W: I have a good body if I say so myself
Sonora: Whoa. Ya really do? Can I see your a good body?
Max W: Not as often as I'd like
Sonora: In this universe?