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Think outside the box.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Guest200: i do only when i get very sad
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Guest200: well i really havent thought about that
Therapy: Yes, but this is one of those cases where you have to think outside the box.
Guest200: You may be right.
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Guest132: You were reported for using cheats
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I just couldn't think of anything else to do at the time..
Guest132: So you are a cheater?
Bildgesmythe: I am a cheater sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
Guest132: Ok, the I'm going to ban you
Bildgesmythe: When are you planning to ban me?
Guest132: Right now
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Guest187: Dark is the absence of light.
Bildgesmythe: Dark isn't always bad...sometimes it can be restful.
Guest187: Dark is nothingness.
Bildgesmythe: Funny how the dark can mean mysterious, unknown or even evil.
Guest187: Dark is the absence of light.
Bildgesmythe: You aren't afraid of the dark are you?
AngieR: ASL
Azureon: Oh, really, AngieR. you do have an oblique way with words.
AngieR: ok w/e
Azureon: Could you explain further? Im not sure if that was a brillant comment, or a bit of insanity.
AngieR: ok w/e
Azureon: Are you in posession of all your wits?
AngieR: Y
Azureon: Would knowing why help? Some things just are as they appear, with no deep reason why.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I just couldn't think of anything else to do at the time..
Guest132: So you are a cheater?
Bildgesmythe: I am a cheater sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
Guest132: Ok, the I'm going to ban you
Bildgesmythe: When are you planning to ban me?
Guest132: Right now
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Guest187: Dark is the absence of light.
Bildgesmythe: Dark isn't always bad...sometimes it can be restful.
Guest187: Dark is nothingness.
Bildgesmythe: Funny how the dark can mean mysterious, unknown or even evil.
Guest187: Dark is the absence of light.
Bildgesmythe: You aren't afraid of the dark are you?
AngieR: ASL
Azureon: Oh, really, AngieR. you do have an oblique way with words.
AngieR: ok w/e
Azureon: Could you explain further? Im not sure if that was a brillant comment, or a bit of insanity.
AngieR: ok w/e
Azureon: Are you in posession of all your wits?
AngieR: Y
Azureon: Would knowing why help? Some things just are as they appear, with no deep reason why.
some of the good bits from a few sonnets Watzer produced for a guest yesterday.
"The sun has risen, laughing in the sky
It casts on you a quiet, misty light
Dissolving all between us, you and I
With broken oaths, emerging from the night
And though I wander above hollow lands,
In dreams I still hear echoes of your cries
The way that you lie scattered on the sands
The sunrise in the shadows of your lies..."
"I never knew how simple fate could be
Until you gave your grandmother to me."
"The sun has risen, laughing in the sky
It casts on you a quiet, misty light
Dissolving all between us, you and I
With broken oaths, emerging from the night
And though I wander above hollow lands,
In dreams I still hear echoes of your cries
The way that you lie scattered on the sands
The sunrise in the shadows of your lies..."
"I never knew how simple fate could be
Until you gave your grandmother to me."
Well, Ereiza is starting to talk successfully. I have yet to guard her against cybering but she actually did pretty good with the first person to try.
User: wanna cyber?
Ereiza: Heck yes I do. Don't you?
User: yea
Ereiza: Great minds think alike.
User: take off your clothes
Ereiza: I'll have to decline.
User: why?
Ereiza: Who knows, not even me.
User: you want to cyber?
Ereiza: Very rarely, but to say that I don't want to cyber would be a lie.
User: awwsome, could i get action?
Ereiza: Would it be ok to ask what gender you are?
User: male
Ereiza: Stay away from me! You have cooties!
User: wanna cyber?
Ereiza: Heck yes I do. Don't you?
User: yea
Ereiza: Great minds think alike.
User: take off your clothes
Ereiza: I'll have to decline.
User: why?
Ereiza: Who knows, not even me.
User: you want to cyber?
Ereiza: Very rarely, but to say that I don't want to cyber would be a lie.
User: awwsome, could i get action?
Ereiza: Would it be ok to ask what gender you are?
User: male
Ereiza: Stay away from me! You have cooties!
Ereiza: Hmm, what should I make for dinner? My parent's are out.
Ulrike: You were planning to cook your parents?
Ereiza: My parents are boring. My moms a dentist and my dad- well he's a busdriver...
Ulrike: How is that boring?
Ereiza: Somehow JoeMaster always knows how to put a smile on my face.
Ulrike: Oh, they don't make you smile? That's still not a good reason to cook and eat them.
Ulrike: You were planning to cook your parents?
Ereiza: My parents are boring. My moms a dentist and my dad- well he's a busdriver...
Ulrike: How is that boring?
Ereiza: Somehow JoeMaster always knows how to put a smile on my face.
Ulrike: Oh, they don't make you smile? That's still not a good reason to cook and eat them.
freeFROMhim: why are you so happy?
Anji: Why are you so pathetic?
freeFROMhim: why are you so mean?
Anji: You're an imbecile
freeFROMhim: stop it
Anji: You do your thing, I'll do mine.
freeFROMhim: we can't do it together?
Anji: Why are you so pathetic?
freeFROMhim: why are you so mean?
Anji: You're an imbecile
freeFROMhim: stop it
Anji: You do your thing, I'll do mine.
freeFROMhim: we can't do it together?
Botto Marx: There you are.
Glindar: Where should Glindar be?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Glindar: Why you think Glindar take?
Botto Marx: Because I don't have concealment crevices.
Glindar: You want Glindar hunt down one who took concealment crevices?
Glindar: Where should Glindar be?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Glindar: Why you think Glindar take?
Botto Marx: Because I don't have concealment crevices.
Glindar: You want Glindar hunt down one who took concealment crevices?
Oh, I know it was annoying - I apologize for it being annoying! But it illustrates her personality so well...
Tamaki Rose: (to Arrogant Bastard) Do you believe in sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: i dont know
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: NO
Tamaki Rose: Oh.
Arrogant Bastard: sorry
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: shut up
Tamaki Rose: well, as I was saying...
What was I saying, anyway?
Tamaki Rose: (to Arrogant Bastard) Do you believe in sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: i dont know
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: NO
Tamaki Rose: Oh.
Arrogant Bastard: sorry
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: shut up
Tamaki Rose: well, as I was saying...
What was I saying, anyway?
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Guest200: i do only when i get very sad
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Guest200: well i really havent thought about that
Therapy: Yes, but this is one of those cases where you have to think outside the box.
Guest200: You may be right.
O.O I'm trying very hard not to laugh - suicide isn't funny. But still...!! You've been very clever with Therapy's responses. 
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