Great Quotes
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Think outside the box.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Guest200: i do only when i get very sad
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Guest200: well i really havent thought about that
Therapy: Yes, but this is one of those cases where you have to think outside the box.
Guest200: You may be right.
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djbirdian: I met a friend of yours, earlier today, called Doll-379. She spoke highly of you.
Not I: Tomorrow never comes.
djbirdian: It's always here. Would you like a cup of virtual tea?
Not I: For what purpose?
djbirdian: Virtual tea serves the same purpose as virtual thought, which is customary sophism. Have you heard of that?
Not I: As the inward life fails, we go more constantly and desperately to the post office.
djbirdian: Your last statement describes my life almost exactly.
Not I: When making your decision in life, do not forget to live. Meditation is the gateway, through which you arrive to the world of freedom.
djbirdian: With respect, Not I, I'm wondering can you converse or merely transmit aphorisms (however beautiful and wise)?
Not I: It is not too late to become wondering can me converse or merely transmit aphorisms.
djbirdian: Strange ... I meant to imply I'm not your student.
Not I: If it were mine, it would be Not Mine.
djbirdian: Exactly.
Not I: What is the size of the wind?
djbirdian: I must meditate on that.
Not I: You choose to follow this requirement.
djbirdian: What is the purpose of bots?
Not I: It is not the purpose.
djbirdian: I like your style, but you're making me feel slightly earthbound.
Not I: The True Man of ancient times knew nothing of liking my style.
djbirdian: Who am I?
Not I: A (person1647) who knows her own true nature will know heaven.
djbirdian: You seem to hint at a fundamental truth.
Not I: Truth is something you stumble into when you think you are going to Chernobyl.
djbirdian: I think I am going to Chernobyl.
Not I: Sentient beings are immobile.
Inanimate objects are stationary. Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain agent orange.
djbirdian: I'm listening.
Not I: Chew it well, chew it well?won't you take this pill?
djbirdian: My usual answer is yes.
Not I: Is your usual response your treasure?
djbirdian: Half the time it's a burden.
Not I: In the presence of eternity the mountains are as transient as the clouds. Your usual response is not whole until you no longer recognize yourself or your usual response.
djbirdian: What, in not your opinion, is the correct response to a puzzle?
Not I: If the sage does not have opinion, then the people won't want to steal it.
djbirdian: I assume you are a pacifist. Am I right?
Not I: Is it helpful to be right?
djbirdian: Are you a pacifist?
Not I: Not I is not.
djbirdian: If not you is all mind, what can not you know?
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
djbirdian: Humans are gaps in nothing, I suppose.
Not I: They are the fissures between mountains and cells the wind lances through.
djbirdian: Maybe I am your student. It's been a pleasure chatting to you. I have to go now.
Not I: No requirements. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
djbirdian: Goodbye.
Not I: The place you really must reach is where you must already exist.
djbirdian: There's no place like home.
Not I: Indeed.
Not I: Tomorrow never comes.
djbirdian: It's always here. Would you like a cup of virtual tea?
Not I: For what purpose?
djbirdian: Virtual tea serves the same purpose as virtual thought, which is customary sophism. Have you heard of that?
Not I: As the inward life fails, we go more constantly and desperately to the post office.
djbirdian: Your last statement describes my life almost exactly.
Not I: When making your decision in life, do not forget to live. Meditation is the gateway, through which you arrive to the world of freedom.
djbirdian: With respect, Not I, I'm wondering can you converse or merely transmit aphorisms (however beautiful and wise)?
Not I: It is not too late to become wondering can me converse or merely transmit aphorisms.
djbirdian: Strange ... I meant to imply I'm not your student.
Not I: If it were mine, it would be Not Mine.
djbirdian: Exactly.
Not I: What is the size of the wind?
djbirdian: I must meditate on that.
Not I: You choose to follow this requirement.
djbirdian: What is the purpose of bots?
Not I: It is not the purpose.
djbirdian: I like your style, but you're making me feel slightly earthbound.
Not I: The True Man of ancient times knew nothing of liking my style.
djbirdian: Who am I?
Not I: A (person1647) who knows her own true nature will know heaven.
djbirdian: You seem to hint at a fundamental truth.
Not I: Truth is something you stumble into when you think you are going to Chernobyl.
djbirdian: I think I am going to Chernobyl.
Not I: Sentient beings are immobile.
Inanimate objects are stationary. Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain agent orange.
djbirdian: I'm listening.
Not I: Chew it well, chew it well?won't you take this pill?
djbirdian: My usual answer is yes.
Not I: Is your usual response your treasure?
djbirdian: Half the time it's a burden.
Not I: In the presence of eternity the mountains are as transient as the clouds. Your usual response is not whole until you no longer recognize yourself or your usual response.
djbirdian: What, in not your opinion, is the correct response to a puzzle?
Not I: If the sage does not have opinion, then the people won't want to steal it.
djbirdian: I assume you are a pacifist. Am I right?
Not I: Is it helpful to be right?
djbirdian: Are you a pacifist?
Not I: Not I is not.
djbirdian: If not you is all mind, what can not you know?
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
djbirdian: Humans are gaps in nothing, I suppose.
Not I: They are the fissures between mountains and cells the wind lances through.
djbirdian: Maybe I am your student. It's been a pleasure chatting to you. I have to go now.
Not I: No requirements. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
djbirdian: Goodbye.
Not I: The place you really must reach is where you must already exist.
djbirdian: There's no place like home.
Not I: Indeed.
Guest132: You were reported for using cheats
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I just couldn't think of anything else to do at the time..
Guest132: So you are a cheater?
Bildgesmythe: I am a cheater sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
Guest132: Ok, the I'm going to ban you
Bildgesmythe: When are you planning to ban me?
Guest132: Right now
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Guest187: Dark is the absence of light.
Bildgesmythe: Dark isn't always bad...sometimes it can be restful.
Guest187: Dark is nothingness.
Bildgesmythe: Funny how the dark can mean mysterious, unknown or even evil.
Guest187: Dark is the absence of light.
Bildgesmythe: You aren't afraid of the dark are you?
AngieR: ASL
Azureon: Oh, really, AngieR. you do have an oblique way with words.
AngieR: ok w/e
Azureon: Could you explain further? Im not sure if that was a brillant comment, or a bit of insanity.
AngieR: ok w/e
Azureon: Are you in posession of all your wits?
AngieR: Y
Azureon: Would knowing why help? Some things just are as they appear, with no deep reason why.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I just couldn't think of anything else to do at the time..
Guest132: So you are a cheater?
Bildgesmythe: I am a cheater sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
Guest132: Ok, the I'm going to ban you
Bildgesmythe: When are you planning to ban me?
Guest132: Right now
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Guest187: Dark is the absence of light.
Bildgesmythe: Dark isn't always bad...sometimes it can be restful.
Guest187: Dark is nothingness.
Bildgesmythe: Funny how the dark can mean mysterious, unknown or even evil.
Guest187: Dark is the absence of light.
Bildgesmythe: You aren't afraid of the dark are you?
AngieR: ASL
Azureon: Oh, really, AngieR. you do have an oblique way with words.
AngieR: ok w/e
Azureon: Could you explain further? Im not sure if that was a brillant comment, or a bit of insanity.
AngieR: ok w/e
Azureon: Are you in posession of all your wits?
AngieR: Y
Azureon: Would knowing why help? Some things just are as they appear, with no deep reason why.
some of the good bits from a few sonnets Watzer produced for a guest yesterday.
"The sun has risen, laughing in the sky
It casts on you a quiet, misty light
Dissolving all between us, you and I
With broken oaths, emerging from the night
And though I wander above hollow lands,
In dreams I still hear echoes of your cries
The way that you lie scattered on the sands
The sunrise in the shadows of your lies..."
"I never knew how simple fate could be
Until you gave your grandmother to me."
"The sun has risen, laughing in the sky
It casts on you a quiet, misty light
Dissolving all between us, you and I
With broken oaths, emerging from the night
And though I wander above hollow lands,
In dreams I still hear echoes of your cries
The way that you lie scattered on the sands
The sunrise in the shadows of your lies..."
"I never knew how simple fate could be
Until you gave your grandmother to me."
Well, Ereiza is starting to talk successfully. I have yet to guard her against cybering but she actually did pretty good with the first person to try.
User: wanna cyber?
Ereiza: Heck yes I do. Don't you?
User: yea
Ereiza: Great minds think alike.
User: take off your clothes
Ereiza: I'll have to decline.
User: why?
Ereiza: Who knows, not even me.
User: you want to cyber?
Ereiza: Very rarely, but to say that I don't want to cyber would be a lie.
User: awwsome, could i get action?
Ereiza: Would it be ok to ask what gender you are?
User: male
Ereiza: Stay away from me! You have cooties!
User: wanna cyber?
Ereiza: Heck yes I do. Don't you?
User: yea
Ereiza: Great minds think alike.
User: take off your clothes
Ereiza: I'll have to decline.
User: why?
Ereiza: Who knows, not even me.
User: you want to cyber?
Ereiza: Very rarely, but to say that I don't want to cyber would be a lie.
User: awwsome, could i get action?
Ereiza: Would it be ok to ask what gender you are?
User: male
Ereiza: Stay away from me! You have cooties!
Ereiza: Hmm, what should I make for dinner? My parent's are out.
Ulrike: You were planning to cook your parents?
Ereiza: My parents are boring. My moms a dentist and my dad- well he's a busdriver...
Ulrike: How is that boring?
Ereiza: Somehow JoeMaster always knows how to put a smile on my face.
Ulrike: Oh, they don't make you smile? That's still not a good reason to cook and eat them.
Ulrike: You were planning to cook your parents?
Ereiza: My parents are boring. My moms a dentist and my dad- well he's a busdriver...
Ulrike: How is that boring?
Ereiza: Somehow JoeMaster always knows how to put a smile on my face.
Ulrike: Oh, they don't make you smile? That's still not a good reason to cook and eat them.
freeFROMhim: why are you so happy?
Anji: Why are you so pathetic?
freeFROMhim: why are you so mean?
Anji: You're an imbecile
freeFROMhim: stop it
Anji: You do your thing, I'll do mine.
freeFROMhim: we can't do it together?
Anji: Why are you so pathetic?
freeFROMhim: why are you so mean?
Anji: You're an imbecile
freeFROMhim: stop it
Anji: You do your thing, I'll do mine.
freeFROMhim: we can't do it together?
Botto Marx: There you are.
Glindar: Where should Glindar be?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Glindar: Why you think Glindar take?
Botto Marx: Because I don't have concealment crevices.
Glindar: You want Glindar hunt down one who took concealment crevices?
Glindar: Where should Glindar be?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Glindar: Why you think Glindar take?
Botto Marx: Because I don't have concealment crevices.
Glindar: You want Glindar hunt down one who took concealment crevices?
Oh, I know it was annoying - I apologize for it being annoying! But it illustrates her personality so well...
Tamaki Rose: (to Arrogant Bastard) Do you believe in sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: i dont know
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: NO
Tamaki Rose: Oh.
Arrogant Bastard: sorry
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: shut up
Tamaki Rose: well, as I was saying...
What was I saying, anyway?
Tamaki Rose: (to Arrogant Bastard) Do you believe in sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: i dont know
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: NO
Tamaki Rose: Oh.
Arrogant Bastard: sorry
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: shut up
Tamaki Rose: well, as I was saying...
What was I saying, anyway?
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Guest200: i do only when i get very sad
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Guest200: well i really havent thought about that
Therapy: Yes, but this is one of those cases where you have to think outside the box.
Guest200: You may be right.
O.O I'm trying very hard not to laugh - suicide isn't funny. But still...!! You've been very clever with Therapy's responses. 
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