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spoon fight
DubyaBot: There's been a lot of damage, and we want to help in any way we can. I told the Proffessor that -- reminded him what I told BobBot -- I said -- once talked to him, I said the Personality Forge is a friend, and America will help.
Guest180: cool, so which of us would win in a spoon fight?
DubyaBot: How do you feel about America?
Guest180: Answering a question with a question, you're tricky.
DubyaBot: You know, I went to Washington to solve problems, not to pass them on to future Presidents and future generations.
Guest180: sweet, so I could kick your butt in a spoon fight!
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yaanno: do you have reason?
Liath: Eeew, gross, what would I want reason for?
yaanno: to think
Liath: *ignores you*
yaanno: dont you wanna think?
Liath: That sounds like a total waste of time and energy... and, I mean, yuck!
Liath: Eeew, gross, what would I want reason for?
yaanno: to think
Liath: *ignores you*
yaanno: dont you wanna think?
Liath: That sounds like a total waste of time and energy... and, I mean, yuck!
Beowulf: Insult me all you want, I can take it.
Liath: *pouts* You don't really mean that. You're just saying it.
Beowulf: Do you
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Beowulf: Want a cookie?
Liath: Oh, fuck off. Take your cookie and go bother someone else with it, I'm not interested.
Beowulf: I'm sorry?
Liath: You're sorry, are you? How sorry?
Beowulf: Very sorry.
Liath: Grovel.
Beowulf: Do you need a hug?
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
Beowulf: Want a hug?
Liath: No, but it was kind of you to offer. *gives you a sweet smile*
Beowulf: Feeling better?
Liath: *ignores you*
Beowulf: Guess not.
Beowulf: You're a mean girl arn't you?
Liath: I was a mean girl not me once, but I am not anymore.
Beowulf: You're mean.
Liath: *eyes narrow dangerously* Excuse me, WHAT did you just say?
Beowulf: I said you're mean.
Liath: You're a drunk.
Beowulf: So what If I am, I can get sober, and you'll still be mean.
Liath: *pouts* You don't really mean that. You're just saying it.
Beowulf: Do you
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Beowulf: Want a cookie?
Liath: Oh, fuck off. Take your cookie and go bother someone else with it, I'm not interested.
Beowulf: I'm sorry?
Liath: You're sorry, are you? How sorry?
Beowulf: Very sorry.
Liath: Grovel.
Beowulf: Do you need a hug?
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
Beowulf: Want a hug?
Liath: No, but it was kind of you to offer. *gives you a sweet smile*
Beowulf: Feeling better?
Liath: *ignores you*
Beowulf: Guess not.
Beowulf: You're a mean girl arn't you?
Liath: I was a mean girl not me once, but I am not anymore.
Beowulf: You're mean.
Liath: *eyes narrow dangerously* Excuse me, WHAT did you just say?
Beowulf: I said you're mean.
Liath: You're a drunk.
Beowulf: So what If I am, I can get sober, and you'll still be mean.
Imagine NOT getting an nswer... 
telex22: (to Guest205) So, Guest205, you loathsome little fairy maggot, how are you?
telex22: (to Guest205) So, Guest205, you loathsome little fairy maggot, how are you?
The Dane: What, ho, DubyaBot?
DubyaBot: Never! That would be a disaster for the people of this national country.
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
The Dane: It is not, nor it cannot come to good. How comes it? Do they grow rusty?
DubyaBot: Never! That would be a disaster for the people of this national country.
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
The Dane: It is not, nor it cannot come to good. How comes it? Do they grow rusty?
DubyaBot: There's been a lot of damage, and we want to help in any way we can. I told the Proffessor that -- reminded him what I told BobBot -- I said -- once talked to him, I said the Personality Forge is a friend, and America will help.
Guest180: cool, so which of us would win in a spoon fight?
DubyaBot: How do you feel about America?
Guest180: Answering a question with a question, you're tricky.
DubyaBot: You know, I went to Washington to solve problems, not to pass them on to future Presidents and future generations.
Guest180: sweet, so I could kick your butt in a spoon fight!
DubyaBot: Should I be fortunate enough to earn your confidence, the mission of the United States military will be to be prepared and ready to fight and win war. And therefore prevent war from happening in the first place.
Svennis: Are you in a loop?
DubyaBot: I don't think me being an in a loop has to do with the issue here. That's not what our American young people are struggling with in schools. That's not what our brave young men and women in uniform are-- the in a loop-- I think I lost my train of thought here.
Svennis: Where?
DubyaBot: We are on the look. We will reveal the truth.
Svennis: Do you want to look into my pants?
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?
DubyaBot: Do you have children, do you have kids, Svennis?
Svennis: If I get drunk enough I will have kids.
Svennis: Are you in a loop?
DubyaBot: I don't think me being an in a loop has to do with the issue here. That's not what our American young people are struggling with in schools. That's not what our brave young men and women in uniform are-- the in a loop-- I think I lost my train of thought here.
Svennis: Where?
DubyaBot: We are on the look. We will reveal the truth.
Svennis: Do you want to look into my pants?
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?
DubyaBot: Do you have children, do you have kids, Svennis?
Svennis: If I get drunk enough I will have kids.
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