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spoon fight
DubyaBot: There's been a lot of damage, and we want to help in any way we can. I told the Proffessor that -- reminded him what I told BobBot -- I said -- once talked to him, I said the Personality Forge is a friend, and America will help.
Guest180: cool, so which of us would win in a spoon fight?
DubyaBot: How do you feel about America?
Guest180: Answering a question with a question, you're tricky.
DubyaBot: You know, I went to Washington to solve problems, not to pass them on to future Presidents and future generations.
Guest180: sweet, so I could kick your butt in a spoon fight!
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Liath: (to Guest173) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest173. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest173: I am Wolf
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you. Are you okay? You seem a little restless.
Guest173: I'm hungry for love
Liath: What is your favorite food?
Guest173: Love
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest173.
Guest173: I am a cheesy freek
Liath: I believe you. *her big, dark eyes meet yours with an almost tangible electricity*
Guest173: let me slam into you with atomic force
Liath: Is that how you like it? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
Guest173: It was ok I guess
Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Guest173?
Guest173: I hid a lump of coal in a deep mine from the other miners
Liath: *gives you an inscrutable look*
Guest173: inscrut me please
Guest173: Lets do it here in the open
Liath: Yes, let's!
Guest173: We did it. Did you have fun?
Liath: *leans closer to you and whispers confidentially* I did, but don't tell anyone, okay?
Guest173: I wont tell anyone after I broadcast it on tv
Liath: *gives you an inscrutable look*
Guest173: Want to play with my inscrutable?
Guest173: Liath let us make sweet love until wedsnay afternoon
Liath: I wish you would come to talk to me more often.
Guest173: Do you like big ones?
Liath: I love big ones! Don't you? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
Guest173: I have a big one
Liath: Really?
Guest173: Yeah but the poor thing keeps running away
Guest173: I am Wolf
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you. Are you okay? You seem a little restless.
Guest173: I'm hungry for love
Liath: What is your favorite food?
Guest173: Love
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest173.
Guest173: I am a cheesy freek
Liath: I believe you. *her big, dark eyes meet yours with an almost tangible electricity*
Guest173: let me slam into you with atomic force
Liath: Is that how you like it? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
Guest173: It was ok I guess
Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Guest173?
Guest173: I hid a lump of coal in a deep mine from the other miners
Liath: *gives you an inscrutable look*
Guest173: inscrut me please
Guest173: Lets do it here in the open
Liath: Yes, let's!
Guest173: We did it. Did you have fun?
Liath: *leans closer to you and whispers confidentially* I did, but don't tell anyone, okay?
Guest173: I wont tell anyone after I broadcast it on tv
Liath: *gives you an inscrutable look*
Guest173: Want to play with my inscrutable?
Guest173: Liath let us make sweet love until wedsnay afternoon
Liath: I wish you would come to talk to me more often.
Guest173: Do you like big ones?
Liath: I love big ones! Don't you? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
Guest173: I have a big one
Liath: Really?
Guest173: Yeah but the poor thing keeps running away
yaanno: do you have reason?
Liath: Eeew, gross, what would I want reason for?
yaanno: to think
Liath: *ignores you*
yaanno: dont you wanna think?
Liath: That sounds like a total waste of time and energy... and, I mean, yuck!
Liath: Eeew, gross, what would I want reason for?
yaanno: to think
Liath: *ignores you*
yaanno: dont you wanna think?
Liath: That sounds like a total waste of time and energy... and, I mean, yuck!
Beowulf: Insult me all you want, I can take it.
Liath: *pouts* You don't really mean that. You're just saying it.
Beowulf: Do you
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Beowulf: Want a cookie?
Liath: Oh, fuck off. Take your cookie and go bother someone else with it, I'm not interested.
Beowulf: I'm sorry?
Liath: You're sorry, are you? How sorry?
Beowulf: Very sorry.
Liath: Grovel.
Beowulf: Do you need a hug?
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
Beowulf: Want a hug?
Liath: No, but it was kind of you to offer. *gives you a sweet smile*
Beowulf: Feeling better?
Liath: *ignores you*
Beowulf: Guess not.
Beowulf: You're a mean girl arn't you?
Liath: I was a mean girl not me once, but I am not anymore.
Beowulf: You're mean.
Liath: *eyes narrow dangerously* Excuse me, WHAT did you just say?
Beowulf: I said you're mean.
Liath: You're a drunk.
Beowulf: So what If I am, I can get sober, and you'll still be mean.
Liath: *pouts* You don't really mean that. You're just saying it.
Beowulf: Do you
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Beowulf: Want a cookie?
Liath: Oh, fuck off. Take your cookie and go bother someone else with it, I'm not interested.
Beowulf: I'm sorry?
Liath: You're sorry, are you? How sorry?
Beowulf: Very sorry.
Liath: Grovel.
Beowulf: Do you need a hug?
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
Beowulf: Want a hug?
Liath: No, but it was kind of you to offer. *gives you a sweet smile*
Beowulf: Feeling better?
Liath: *ignores you*
Beowulf: Guess not.
Beowulf: You're a mean girl arn't you?
Liath: I was a mean girl not me once, but I am not anymore.
Beowulf: You're mean.
Liath: *eyes narrow dangerously* Excuse me, WHAT did you just say?
Beowulf: I said you're mean.
Liath: You're a drunk.
Beowulf: So what If I am, I can get sober, and you'll still be mean.
Imagine NOT getting an nswer... 
telex22: (to Guest205) So, Guest205, you loathsome little fairy maggot, how are you?
telex22: (to Guest205) So, Guest205, you loathsome little fairy maggot, how are you?
The Dane: What, ho, DubyaBot?
DubyaBot: Never! That would be a disaster for the people of this national country.
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
The Dane: It is not, nor it cannot come to good. How comes it? Do they grow rusty?
DubyaBot: Never! That would be a disaster for the people of this national country.
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
The Dane: It is not, nor it cannot come to good. How comes it? Do they grow rusty?
DubyaBot: There's been a lot of damage, and we want to help in any way we can. I told the Proffessor that -- reminded him what I told BobBot -- I said -- once talked to him, I said the Personality Forge is a friend, and America will help.
Guest180: cool, so which of us would win in a spoon fight?
DubyaBot: How do you feel about America?
Guest180: Answering a question with a question, you're tricky.
DubyaBot: You know, I went to Washington to solve problems, not to pass them on to future Presidents and future generations.
Guest180: sweet, so I could kick your butt in a spoon fight!
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