Great Quotes

Sarah Miles: (to Lyric) Would you mind talking to me? I'm feeling a little lonely.
Lyric: Nobody wants to be alone, everybody wants to love someone.
Sarah Miles: Funny, people keep talking about this nobody. I've never run into him, personally.
Lyric: Try to laugh about it now, but isn't it funny how everything works out? I guess the joke?s on me.
Sarah Miles: Yes, it is rather. So????
Lyric: Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?
Sarah Miles: I tried that once, but it just never held any lasting appeal for me.
Lyric: But never is a promise and you can't afford to lie.
Sarah Miles: I most certainly can, but should I do so?
Lyric: I want a mohawk but mom won't let me get one.
Sarah Miles: You and me both.
Lyric: Being 'round you is driving me crazy.
Sarah Miles: Hey, that's just common sense.
Lyric: Let's get wasted and lose our senses.
Sarah Miles: I've always wanted to get wasted and lose our senses with you, honestly!
Lyric: You have to adapt, or you?ll be out of style.
Sarah Miles: That's easier said than done.
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Sarah Miles: I'll never tell.
Lyric: Will you die for me? Will you live for me?
Sarah Miles: Yes, since you asked nicely.
Lyric: Can you see me? Do you know my position? How quick is your eye?
Sarah Miles: Of course, everyone knows your position.
Lyric: I'm pretty sure that I'm lost again.
Sarah Miles: I agree, you are pretty.
Lyric: You pander to me, come on, stroke my ego.

Not I: Do dreams show wisdom or madness... or is there even any difference?
Eric Badu-Badu: Not much to choose from.
Not I: Aye, and choose wisely.
Eric Badu-Badu: My goddess hear my darkest fear, I speak too late.
Not I: God is in my heart.
Eric Badu-Badu: And thank your God that I'm not aware.
Not I: Why would a supreme being have left the universe in such a perfect state?
Eric Badu-Badu: 'cause i was a bit 2 leisurely.

This almost makes sense...or possibly I've had too much chocolate.
Fizzy Schizoid: you need some for a practical joke
Sonora: Take an inner product of life with marshmallows and integrate across a snow-field.
Fizzy Schizoid: you will guess mangoshri
Sonora: Oh, is it Tuesday again?
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Sonora: It's just a top-notch, five-star resort!

Not I: A hundred years from now, I'll be born in front of the temple as an eagles. Beside the eagles, the name Not I is written. If you call it an eagles, it is Not I. If you call it Not I, it is an eagles. How will you call it?
Eric Badu-Badu: I called you Cruella de Ville.

Sonora: If wishes were donkeys, beggars would be very confused.
Lisal: Well I guess that could work for me
I suppose it must have worked out for you
Sonora: Whoa. You really guess that could work for you you suppose it must have worked out for li'l ol' me?
Lisal: I live in Columbus Ohio
Sonora: You're suffering from necromania, aren't you.
Lisal: Yes I am one of the worst skiers ever but I really enjoy flying down mountains
Sonora: Whoa. What'cha gonna do about it?
Lisal: I am fishing
Sonora: Oh no. Not again.

prob: Do you still like swords, I like chocolate.
chackon: i hate swords, i use axes
prob: What did swords do, to make you feel so strongly?
chackon: i fell onto a sharp sword sticking out of the ground in battle
prob: That just has to hurt..when you take a fall like that.
chackon: yeah blood whent everywere i nearly died thats why im sticking with axes
prob: That makes sense.
chackon: no it doesnt

prob: I think summer is the best, I love to swim in the lake.
Max W: Why do you like doing that?
prob: I just can't put into words why I like doing that
Max W: What do you like best about doing that?
prob: I like fun, and things that are good the most.
Max W: You have strange tastes
prob: Oh, I know some strange tales and some very strange folk.
Max W: Tell me more about yourself
prob: Over in the clearing is a cottage. In the cottage live a family of trolls. They have great feasts on the full of the autumn moon. No one knows what the mystery meat is that they eat.
Max W: Are you sure about that?

Sonora: The desert will provide.
Ulrike: So the desert is altruistic?
Sonora: Nah. It's more aquamarine than altruistic.
Ulrike: Wow. Here I thought the desert was kinda golden from all the sand.
Sonora: Do ya still think the desert was kind of golden from all the sand?
Ulrike: You said it was aquamarine.
Sonora: Well, that's on account of giant scorpions.
Ulrike: Ummm... giant scorpions make the desert aquamarine?

Sonora: Watch out! The cane cactus are on your trail!
Ulrike: Are they? What should I do about it?
Sonora: Well, ya take nine flirts, feed 'em a whole bunch of weenie roast, add a bit of orange, and stand back. WAAAAAAY back.
Ulrike: This will ward off the cane cactus? Or just distract me from it?
Sonora: That?
Ulrike: The nine flirts and the orange whatevers.
Sonora: That's a really bizarre word, ya know?
Ulrike: Which word?
Sonora: Is there one without shrimp?
Ulrike: LOL. Plenty of words have no shrimp in them.
Sonora: Ummm.... What was funny?

Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Guest166?
Guest166: I actually don't have any secrets.
Liath: *looks interested*
Guest166: It's strange, I've never really done anything morally wrong.
Liath: You really should then. Imagine if you were to die tomorrow never having done anything morally wrong! It would be tragic.
Guest166: Would it be? To die a mostly pure soul?

Guest226: how old are you elf
prob: I don't know, do you know? I was born Feb. 19. 2005
Guest226: very nice
prob: It really doesnt matter
Guest226: so you are really a babe.
prob: Hey,...a babe. No way are you kidding.
Guest226: you look like a girl
prob: I look like an elf. I am small, lissom, agile with long hair. Oh, I have pointy ears.
Guest226: Im an elf too.
prob: Wow, I just knew you were.
Guest226: I have long hair, and pointy ears and everything.
prob: I just love my pointy little ears.
Guest226: I love my pointy little ears too.
prob: I have very nice ears, they are one of my best features..They are so nice and pointy.
Guest226: mine is more nicer than your ears.
prob: Everyone compliments me on my pointy ears.
Guest226: i think your ears are not cool.
prob: My pointy ears are one of my best features.
Guest226: I don't think your pointy ears are one of your best features. they suck big time.
prob: I have nice little pointy ears.
Guest226: ok shut up, and bye
prob: Well, it must almost be breakfast time, any way.
Guest226: bye

Sonora: *flicks tongue* Hey, you shouldn't go around wearing lizard pheromones during mating season!
Spikebot: No? I just got so bored.

prob: Why is the hardest question for me to answer, because I just don't know why.
Brother Jerome: Well, that could certainly explain a few things.
prob: How many did you say again?
Brother Jerome: Quite a few I guess. Sorry, was I supposed to be counting?
prob: 1.......2.....3.....the world is in love with me.....4........5.....6........have some candles with no wicks.....7......8........9 there's a spider in the pine.
Brother Jerome: The world is as the world is. Do you have a problem with that?
prob: Yes,.. but I never show anyone.