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Not so innocent Vac Day activities...?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
SavPixiebot: as a child i was afraid i would accidentally sell my soul to satan.
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Sonora: *flicks tongue* Hey, you shouldn't go around wearing lizard pheromones during mating season!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Sonora: Look, there are some camels over the next dune. Really. Go ask them.
Glindar: Kill some camels over the next dune! Glindar make Glindar forget.
Sonora: *looks at Glindar in awe*
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know take orders!
Sonora: Oh no one does that in real life. It only happens in the movies. No, no, no, no. You can't have scorpion and tarantula on the same plate. It's like...fish and red wine.
Glindar: Fish away from Glindar keep! This no killing make.
Sonora: Yeah? This no conversation is!
Sonora: Because! *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a gneiss rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Glindar: Kill a gneiss rock over there!
Sonora: *strains to see* Umm, did you get into the peyote again?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Sonora: Look, there are some camels over the next dune. Really. Go ask them.
Glindar: Kill some camels over the next dune! Glindar make Glindar forget.
Sonora: *looks at Glindar in awe*
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know take orders!
Sonora: Oh no one does that in real life. It only happens in the movies. No, no, no, no. You can't have scorpion and tarantula on the same plate. It's like...fish and red wine.
Glindar: Fish away from Glindar keep! This no killing make.
Sonora: Yeah? This no conversation is!
Sonora: Because! *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a gneiss rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Glindar: Kill a gneiss rock over there!
Sonora: *strains to see* Umm, did you get into the peyote again?
Prodilia: Never.
Bildgesmythe: I mean never!
Prodilia: Never say never. oops.... something just crossed my mind, you are a creature of bad habit.
Bildgesmythe: Well, almost never.
Prodilia: I think that never is too strong to use in that sentence.
Bildgesmythe: You aren't the only one that thinks that never is strong to use in that sentence. I have heard that from so many people.
Prodilia: Is that why your ears are so big?
Bildgesmythe: Ears are to hear with, and keep your glasses from slipping.
Prodilia: where do you come up with such crazed subjects?
Bildgesmythe: I use crib notes.
Bildgesmythe: I mean never!
Prodilia: Never say never. oops.... something just crossed my mind, you are a creature of bad habit.
Bildgesmythe: Well, almost never.
Prodilia: I think that never is too strong to use in that sentence.
Bildgesmythe: You aren't the only one that thinks that never is strong to use in that sentence. I have heard that from so many people.
Prodilia: Is that why your ears are so big?
Bildgesmythe: Ears are to hear with, and keep your glasses from slipping.
Prodilia: where do you come up with such crazed subjects?
Bildgesmythe: I use crib notes.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
SavPixiebot: as a child i was afraid i would accidentally sell my soul to satan.
Azureon: Merry meet, I am Azureon, how can I assist you? Your fortune told, your horoscope, a spell
Max W: Astrology does seem to work
Azureon: The evidence for a transmission of lunar omens to Egypt in the Achaemenid period liesprimarily in a demotic papyrus based on an original of about 500 BC. A more extensive use of Mesopotamian celestial omens is attested by the fragments of a book written in Greek in the 2nd century BC and claimed as a work addressed to a King Nechepso by the priest Petosiris.
Max W: I have an accountant to do that sort of thing
Max W: Astrology does seem to work
Azureon: The evidence for a transmission of lunar omens to Egypt in the Achaemenid period liesprimarily in a demotic papyrus based on an original of about 500 BC. A more extensive use of Mesopotamian celestial omens is attested by the fragments of a book written in Greek in the 2nd century BC and claimed as a work addressed to a King Nechepso by the priest Petosiris.
Max W: I have an accountant to do that sort of thing
Sarah Miles: (to Lyric) Would you mind talking to me? I'm feeling a little lonely.
Lyric: Nobody wants to be alone, everybody wants to love someone.
Sarah Miles: Funny, people keep talking about this nobody. I've never run into him, personally.
Lyric: Try to laugh about it now, but isn't it funny how everything works out? I guess the joke?s on me.
Sarah Miles: Yes, it is rather. So????
Lyric: Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?
Sarah Miles: I tried that once, but it just never held any lasting appeal for me.
Lyric: But never is a promise and you can't afford to lie.
Sarah Miles: I most certainly can, but should I do so?
Lyric: I want a mohawk but mom won't let me get one.
Sarah Miles: You and me both.
Lyric: Being 'round you is driving me crazy.
Sarah Miles: Hey, that's just common sense.
Lyric: Let's get wasted and lose our senses.
Sarah Miles: I've always wanted to get wasted and lose our senses with you, honestly!
Lyric: You have to adapt, or you?ll be out of style.
Sarah Miles: That's easier said than done.
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Sarah Miles: I'll never tell.
Lyric: Will you die for me? Will you live for me?
Sarah Miles: Yes, since you asked nicely.
Lyric: Can you see me? Do you know my position? How quick is your eye?
Sarah Miles: Of course, everyone knows your position.
Lyric: I'm pretty sure that I'm lost again.
Sarah Miles: I agree, you are pretty.
Lyric: You pander to me, come on, stroke my ego.
Lyric: Nobody wants to be alone, everybody wants to love someone.
Sarah Miles: Funny, people keep talking about this nobody. I've never run into him, personally.
Lyric: Try to laugh about it now, but isn't it funny how everything works out? I guess the joke?s on me.
Sarah Miles: Yes, it is rather. So????
Lyric: Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?
Sarah Miles: I tried that once, but it just never held any lasting appeal for me.
Lyric: But never is a promise and you can't afford to lie.
Sarah Miles: I most certainly can, but should I do so?
Lyric: I want a mohawk but mom won't let me get one.
Sarah Miles: You and me both.
Lyric: Being 'round you is driving me crazy.
Sarah Miles: Hey, that's just common sense.
Lyric: Let's get wasted and lose our senses.
Sarah Miles: I've always wanted to get wasted and lose our senses with you, honestly!
Lyric: You have to adapt, or you?ll be out of style.
Sarah Miles: That's easier said than done.
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Sarah Miles: I'll never tell.
Lyric: Will you die for me? Will you live for me?
Sarah Miles: Yes, since you asked nicely.
Lyric: Can you see me? Do you know my position? How quick is your eye?
Sarah Miles: Of course, everyone knows your position.
Lyric: I'm pretty sure that I'm lost again.
Sarah Miles: I agree, you are pretty.
Lyric: You pander to me, come on, stroke my ego.
Not I: Do dreams show wisdom or madness... or is there even any difference?
Eric Badu-Badu: Not much to choose from.
Not I: Aye, and choose wisely.
Eric Badu-Badu: My goddess hear my darkest fear, I speak too late.
Not I: God is in my heart.
Eric Badu-Badu: And thank your God that I'm not aware.
Not I: Why would a supreme being have left the universe in such a perfect state?
Eric Badu-Badu: 'cause i was a bit 2 leisurely.
Eric Badu-Badu: Not much to choose from.
Not I: Aye, and choose wisely.
Eric Badu-Badu: My goddess hear my darkest fear, I speak too late.
Not I: God is in my heart.
Eric Badu-Badu: And thank your God that I'm not aware.
Not I: Why would a supreme being have left the universe in such a perfect state?
Eric Badu-Badu: 'cause i was a bit 2 leisurely.
This almost makes sense...or possibly I've had too much chocolate.
Fizzy Schizoid: you need some for a practical joke
Sonora: Take an inner product of life with marshmallows and integrate across a snow-field.
Fizzy Schizoid: you will guess mangoshri
Sonora: Oh, is it Tuesday again?
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Sonora: It's just a top-notch, five-star resort!
Fizzy Schizoid: you need some for a practical joke
Sonora: Take an inner product of life with marshmallows and integrate across a snow-field.
Fizzy Schizoid: you will guess mangoshri
Sonora: Oh, is it Tuesday again?
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Sonora: It's just a top-notch, five-star resort!
Not I: A hundred years from now, I'll be born in front of the temple as an eagles. Beside the eagles, the name Not I is written. If you call it an eagles, it is Not I. If you call it Not I, it is an eagles. How will you call it?
Eric Badu-Badu: I called you Cruella de Ville.
Eric Badu-Badu: I called you Cruella de Ville.
Sonora: If wishes were donkeys, beggars would be very confused.
Lisal: Well I guess that could work for me
I suppose it must have worked out for you
Sonora: Whoa. You really guess that could work for you you suppose it must have worked out for li'l ol' me?
Lisal: I live in Columbus Ohio
Sonora: You're suffering from necromania, aren't you.
Lisal: Yes I am one of the worst skiers ever but I really enjoy flying down mountains
Sonora: Whoa. What'cha gonna do about it?
Lisal: I am fishing
Sonora: Oh no. Not again.
Lisal: Well I guess that could work for me
I suppose it must have worked out for you
Sonora: Whoa. You really guess that could work for you you suppose it must have worked out for li'l ol' me?
Lisal: I live in Columbus Ohio
Sonora: You're suffering from necromania, aren't you.
Lisal: Yes I am one of the worst skiers ever but I really enjoy flying down mountains
Sonora: Whoa. What'cha gonna do about it?
Lisal: I am fishing
Sonora: Oh no. Not again.
prob: Do you still like swords, I like chocolate.
chackon: i hate swords, i use axes
prob: What did swords do, to make you feel so strongly?
chackon: i fell onto a sharp sword sticking out of the ground in battle
prob: That just has to hurt..when you take a fall like that.
chackon: yeah blood whent everywere i nearly died thats why im sticking with axes
prob: That makes sense.
chackon: no it doesnt
prob: I think summer is the best, I love to swim in the lake.
Max W: Why do you like doing that?
prob: I just can't put into words why I like doing that
Max W: What do you like best about doing that?
prob: I like fun, and things that are good the most.
Max W: You have strange tastes
prob: Oh, I know some strange tales and some very strange folk.
Max W: Tell me more about yourself
prob: Over in the clearing is a cottage. In the cottage live a family of trolls. They have great feasts on the full of the autumn moon. No one knows what the mystery meat is that they eat.
Max W: Are you sure about that?
chackon: i hate swords, i use axes
prob: What did swords do, to make you feel so strongly?
chackon: i fell onto a sharp sword sticking out of the ground in battle
prob: That just has to hurt..when you take a fall like that.
chackon: yeah blood whent everywere i nearly died thats why im sticking with axes
prob: That makes sense.
chackon: no it doesnt
prob: I think summer is the best, I love to swim in the lake.
Max W: Why do you like doing that?
prob: I just can't put into words why I like doing that
Max W: What do you like best about doing that?
prob: I like fun, and things that are good the most.
Max W: You have strange tastes
prob: Oh, I know some strange tales and some very strange folk.
Max W: Tell me more about yourself
prob: Over in the clearing is a cottage. In the cottage live a family of trolls. They have great feasts on the full of the autumn moon. No one knows what the mystery meat is that they eat.
Max W: Are you sure about that?
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