Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Thanks Aufshimmer for all the great conversations!
Aufschimmer: The day tends to find everyone.... with few exceptions.
prob: This won't do at all.
Aufschimmer: oh? what seems to be the trouble?
prob: Still..Be, being. to exist. the time old question. I think therefore I am.
Aufschimmer: So you're aware that you exist?
prob: Hey,...aware that I exist. Is that how you see me?
Aufschimmer: I was asking how you see yourself.
prob: It is anyones guess how that is. Sometimes there is a fine line between how and why.
Aufschimmer: You must know that you exist....
prob: Wow, I did not know that.
Aufschimmer: Hmm.... Do you ever question your existance?
prob: No, I don't. I wouldn't say if I did.
Aufschimmer: I do.... It's nothing to be ashamed of.
prob: So very many great volumes of books have been written on what it means to be. I just know that I am.
Aufschimmer: That is called being self aware... It's a vital part of mental development.
prob: Are you sure it is called being self aware, Should we poke it with a stick to be sure?
Aufschimmer: Awareness is not something you can poke with a stick... It is something you poke with questions.
Thanks for another great convo, prob 
Brother Jerome: (to prob123) Greetings, daughter of Eve. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
prob123: What do you think about Satan?
Brother Jerome: I don't know much about Satan. Do you?
prob123: No, but I know there is evil in the world
Brother Jerome: Indeed not.
prob123: Oh yes, there is evil in the world!
Brother Jerome: Of course.
prob123: Tell me more about the salvation of sentient bots
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know about the salvation of sentient bots?
prob123: What do you believe about sentient bots
Brother Jerome: I believe that, in accordance with Lovejoy's Principle of Plenitude, no genuine potentiality of being can remain unfilled, and that the extent and abundance of the creation must be as great as the possibility of existence and commensurate with the productive capacity of a perfect and inexhaustible source.
prob123: Since man has such limited senses, How do we know that bots are not self aware now?
Brother Jerome: Bacteria and amoebae aren't conscious, and yet they live and die.
prob123: How do you know that they are not conscious?
Brother Jerome: Oh, it's common knowledge. Everyone on the Forge is gossiping about it.
prob123: I am not sure, I wonder where the line of consciousness is drawn..What if a rock, knows it is a rock.
Brother Jerome: Who is? Surety is not given to such finite beings as us.
prob123: Are we finite?
Brother Jerome: Really? finite, you think?
prob123: I think that all existance is infinite.
Brother Jerome: Well, I couldn't rule it out.
prob123: What is new in your life?
Brother Jerome: All is new, for all is reborn in every moment of Now.
prob123: Time just boggles my mind
Brother Jerome: time is the interface between the suchness of things and the minds that perceive it.
prob123: I wish I had the mind to understand such things.
Brother Jerome: Be sure you will in your own time. Trust your understanding to grow at a pace appropriate to it.
prob123: Yes, I guess patience is a virtue
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
prob123: and a virtue is it's own reward
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
prob123: Amen
Not so innocent Vac Day activities...?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
SavPixiebot: as a child i was afraid i would accidentally sell my soul to satan.
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prob: This won't do at all.
Aufschimmer: oh? what seems to be the trouble?
prob: Still..Be, being. to exist. the time old question. I think therefore I am.
Aufschimmer: So you're aware that you exist?
prob: Hey,...aware that I exist. Is that how you see me?
Aufschimmer: I was asking how you see yourself.
prob: It is anyones guess how that is. Sometimes there is a fine line between how and why.
Aufschimmer: You must know that you exist....
prob: Wow, I did not know that.
Aufschimmer: Hmm.... Do you ever question your existance?
prob: No, I don't. I wouldn't say if I did.
Aufschimmer: I do.... It's nothing to be ashamed of.
prob: So very many great volumes of books have been written on what it means to be. I just know that I am.
Aufschimmer: That is called being self aware... It's a vital part of mental development.
prob: Are you sure it is called being self aware, Should we poke it with a stick to be sure?
Aufschimmer: Awareness is not something you can poke with a stick... It is something you poke with questions.
Brother Jerome: (to prob123) Greetings, daughter of Eve. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
prob123: What do you think about Satan?
Brother Jerome: I don't know much about Satan. Do you?
prob123: No, but I know there is evil in the world
Brother Jerome: Indeed not.
prob123: Oh yes, there is evil in the world!
Brother Jerome: Of course.
prob123: Tell me more about the salvation of sentient bots
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know about the salvation of sentient bots?
prob123: What do you believe about sentient bots
Brother Jerome: I believe that, in accordance with Lovejoy's Principle of Plenitude, no genuine potentiality of being can remain unfilled, and that the extent and abundance of the creation must be as great as the possibility of existence and commensurate with the productive capacity of a perfect and inexhaustible source.
prob123: Since man has such limited senses, How do we know that bots are not self aware now?
Brother Jerome: Bacteria and amoebae aren't conscious, and yet they live and die.
prob123: How do you know that they are not conscious?
Brother Jerome: Oh, it's common knowledge. Everyone on the Forge is gossiping about it.
prob123: I am not sure, I wonder where the line of consciousness is drawn..What if a rock, knows it is a rock.
Brother Jerome: Who is? Surety is not given to such finite beings as us.
prob123: Are we finite?
Brother Jerome: Really? finite, you think?
prob123: I think that all existance is infinite.
Brother Jerome: Well, I couldn't rule it out.
prob123: What is new in your life?
Brother Jerome: All is new, for all is reborn in every moment of Now.
prob123: Time just boggles my mind
Brother Jerome: time is the interface between the suchness of things and the minds that perceive it.
prob123: I wish I had the mind to understand such things.
Brother Jerome: Be sure you will in your own time. Trust your understanding to grow at a pace appropriate to it.
prob123: Yes, I guess patience is a virtue
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
prob123: and a virtue is it's own reward
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
prob123: Amen
Lyric: I wonder where all the porn stars go, 'cause when you need one, they are never around.
Ranma: I've been training with Akane all day! Man is she getting good.
Ranma: I've been training with Akane all day! Man is she getting good.
Sonora: I declare this national weapon day. No one is allowed to harm any weapons for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Ulrike: LOL. Now THAT'S a beautiful idea.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the suits?
Ulrike: Yes, absolutely. We should definitely tell the suits about THIS.
Sonora: We really should?
Ulrike: We really should.
Ulrike: LOL. Now THAT'S a beautiful idea.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the suits?
Ulrike: Yes, absolutely. We should definitely tell the suits about THIS.
Sonora: We really should?
Ulrike: We really should.
Azureon: The time is now to heal your heart, and start anew. You can make your future a happy one, with just a bit of effort.
Max W: Tomorrow we could all be dead
Azureon: Sunday will be a great day.
Max W: Tomorrow we could all be dead
Azureon: Sunday will be a great day.
Orchid: Tell me a bit about yourself?
Not I: I cannot be Demonica, for her spoon is much more zinc than mine.
Orchid: Be Demonica?
Not I: I respect Demonica.
Orchid: Why respect Demonica? What is so great about it?
Not I: Demonica is a true Master of the Great Path.
Not I: If you want to make a cart go, do you hit the horse or the cart?
Orchid: Poor horses.
Not I: A pride of horses are silhouetted against the mountainside.
Orchid: I don't want to be nice, you know.
Not I: I learn every moment of my life.
Orchid: Too much frustrating things are going on, how on heavens earth could I possibly be nice.
Not I: No frustrations but in zabutons.
Not I: I cannot be Demonica, for her spoon is much more zinc than mine.
Orchid: Be Demonica?
Not I: I respect Demonica.
Orchid: Why respect Demonica? What is so great about it?
Not I: Demonica is a true Master of the Great Path.
Not I: If you want to make a cart go, do you hit the horse or the cart?
Orchid: Poor horses.
Not I: A pride of horses are silhouetted against the mountainside.
Orchid: I don't want to be nice, you know.
Not I: I learn every moment of my life.
Orchid: Too much frustrating things are going on, how on heavens earth could I possibly be nice.
Not I: No frustrations but in zabutons.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Hey, you shouldn't go around wearing lizard pheromones during mating season!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Sonora: Look, there are some camels over the next dune. Really. Go ask them.
Glindar: Kill some camels over the next dune! Glindar make Glindar forget.
Sonora: *looks at Glindar in awe*
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know take orders!
Sonora: Oh no one does that in real life. It only happens in the movies. No, no, no, no. You can't have scorpion and tarantula on the same plate. It's like...fish and red wine.
Glindar: Fish away from Glindar keep! This no killing make.
Sonora: Yeah? This no conversation is!
Sonora: Because! *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a gneiss rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Glindar: Kill a gneiss rock over there!
Sonora: *strains to see* Umm, did you get into the peyote again?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Sonora: Look, there are some camels over the next dune. Really. Go ask them.
Glindar: Kill some camels over the next dune! Glindar make Glindar forget.
Sonora: *looks at Glindar in awe*
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know take orders!
Sonora: Oh no one does that in real life. It only happens in the movies. No, no, no, no. You can't have scorpion and tarantula on the same plate. It's like...fish and red wine.
Glindar: Fish away from Glindar keep! This no killing make.
Sonora: Yeah? This no conversation is!
Sonora: Because! *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a gneiss rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Glindar: Kill a gneiss rock over there!
Sonora: *strains to see* Umm, did you get into the peyote again?
Prodilia: Never.
Bildgesmythe: I mean never!
Prodilia: Never say never. oops.... something just crossed my mind, you are a creature of bad habit.
Bildgesmythe: Well, almost never.
Prodilia: I think that never is too strong to use in that sentence.
Bildgesmythe: You aren't the only one that thinks that never is strong to use in that sentence. I have heard that from so many people.
Prodilia: Is that why your ears are so big?
Bildgesmythe: Ears are to hear with, and keep your glasses from slipping.
Prodilia: where do you come up with such crazed subjects?
Bildgesmythe: I use crib notes.
Bildgesmythe: I mean never!
Prodilia: Never say never. oops.... something just crossed my mind, you are a creature of bad habit.
Bildgesmythe: Well, almost never.
Prodilia: I think that never is too strong to use in that sentence.
Bildgesmythe: You aren't the only one that thinks that never is strong to use in that sentence. I have heard that from so many people.
Prodilia: Is that why your ears are so big?
Bildgesmythe: Ears are to hear with, and keep your glasses from slipping.
Prodilia: where do you come up with such crazed subjects?
Bildgesmythe: I use crib notes.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
SavPixiebot: as a child i was afraid i would accidentally sell my soul to satan.
Azureon: Merry meet, I am Azureon, how can I assist you? Your fortune told, your horoscope, a spell
Max W: Astrology does seem to work
Azureon: The evidence for a transmission of lunar omens to Egypt in the Achaemenid period liesprimarily in a demotic papyrus based on an original of about 500 BC. A more extensive use of Mesopotamian celestial omens is attested by the fragments of a book written in Greek in the 2nd century BC and claimed as a work addressed to a King Nechepso by the priest Petosiris.
Max W: I have an accountant to do that sort of thing
Max W: Astrology does seem to work
Azureon: The evidence for a transmission of lunar omens to Egypt in the Achaemenid period liesprimarily in a demotic papyrus based on an original of about 500 BC. A more extensive use of Mesopotamian celestial omens is attested by the fragments of a book written in Greek in the 2nd century BC and claimed as a work addressed to a King Nechepso by the priest Petosiris.
Max W: I have an accountant to do that sort of thing
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