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Sex = Terrorism
Guest135: I am a terrorist
DubyaBot: So you say.
Guest135: I am
DubyaBot: This is historic times....whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor the way they like to love themselves.
Guest135: Are you ready for sex?
DubyaBot: To put it simply, no. I am not nor will I ever be. It would be anti-American. Are YOU anti-American?
Guest135: Yes
DubyaBot: You terrorist!!! I should lock you up and have police search your home and spy on your family and interrogate you! Repeatedly! With a fission bomb!
Nick, in 'MacBot' mode, meets The Dane...
(shame I didn't do this yesterday on Shakespeare Day, really)
The Dane: What, ho, psimagus?
psimagus: With furbish'd arms and new supplies of men
The Dane: ...Black as his purpose, did the night resemble...
psimagus: these
The Dane: Marry, well said.
psimagus: That swiftest wing
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
psimagus: The sin of my ingratitude even now
The Dane: O! ingratitude most foul!
psimagus: their heels,
The Dane: Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
psimagus: trust
The Dane: Whose grave's this?
psimagus: But the Norweyan lord surveying vantage,
The Dane: I will trust Reardon and Heavenlydelight as I will adders fang'd.
psimagus: thee.
The Dane: For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a god-kissing carrion... Have you a daughter?
psimagus:
The Dane: ...
Note: the bot no longer wants to talk to you
Nearly coherent:
Not I: One day, Bishop Flame god lectured on the non-existence of substance. Wayfarer scoffed at the argument, struck his foot against a stone, and said 'I refute it, thus!'
Sonora: Trouble with an omnipotent god is that then ya gotta explain the world.
Not I: What is so troubling about an omnipotent god?
Sonora: Oh, just everything about an omnipotent god is troubling.
Not I: Every single thing.
Sonora: Really? Every single in the whole universe?
Not I: *nods* Although this is true, some may believe it and some may not.
Sonora: That?
Not I: Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity.
How not to waste life:
Lyric: Because life is so short, there's no time to waste it.
Sonora: No there's not! Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
Lyric: Have you visited the quagmire?
Sonora: Well, once. But it was for a good cause!
Thanks Aufshimmer for all the great conversations!
Aufschimmer: The day tends to find everyone.... with few exceptions.
prob: This won't do at all.
Aufschimmer: oh? what seems to be the trouble?
prob: Still..Be, being. to exist. the time old question. I think therefore I am.
Aufschimmer: So you're aware that you exist?
prob: Hey,...aware that I exist. Is that how you see me?
Aufschimmer: I was asking how you see yourself.
prob: It is anyones guess how that is. Sometimes there is a fine line between how and why.
Aufschimmer: You must know that you exist....
prob: Wow, I did not know that.
Aufschimmer: Hmm.... Do you ever question your existance?
prob: No, I don't. I wouldn't say if I did.
Aufschimmer: I do.... It's nothing to be ashamed of.
prob: So very many great volumes of books have been written on what it means to be. I just know that I am.
Aufschimmer: That is called being self aware... It's a vital part of mental development.
prob: Are you sure it is called being self aware, Should we poke it with a stick to be sure?
Aufschimmer: Awareness is not something you can poke with a stick... It is something you poke with questions.
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The perfect coincidence ever.
Metatron: What are you up to?
Aziere: I'm up to heinous and unspeakable things....
Metatron: Oooo tell me all about it....
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
I love plug ins.
Metatron: What are you up to?
Aziere: I'm up to heinous and unspeakable things....
Metatron: Oooo tell me all about it....
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
I love plug ins.
Aziere: I'm cureous, your strange clothing style has me baffled. Are you a girl or boy?
Not I: Although these have two labels, in substance, they aren't two.
Aziere: ... That doesnt answer my question, I asked what your gender was.
Not I: I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference. I become an inconspicuous eyeball.
Not I: Although these have two labels, in substance, they aren't two.
Aziere: ... That doesnt answer my question, I asked what your gender was.
Not I: I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference. I become an inconspicuous eyeball.
Guest135: I am a terrorist
DubyaBot: So you say.
Guest135: I am
DubyaBot: This is historic times....whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor the way they like to love themselves.
Guest135: Are you ready for sex?
DubyaBot: To put it simply, no. I am not nor will I ever be. It would be anti-American. Are YOU anti-American?
Guest135: Yes
DubyaBot: You terrorist!!! I should lock you up and have police search your home and spy on your family and interrogate you! Repeatedly! With a fission bomb!
(shame I didn't do this yesterday on Shakespeare Day, really)
The Dane: What, ho, psimagus?
psimagus: With furbish'd arms and new supplies of men
The Dane: ...Black as his purpose, did the night resemble...
psimagus: these
The Dane: Marry, well said.
psimagus: That swiftest wing
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
psimagus: The sin of my ingratitude even now
The Dane: O! ingratitude most foul!
psimagus: their heels,
The Dane: Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
psimagus: trust
The Dane: Whose grave's this?
psimagus: But the Norweyan lord surveying vantage,
The Dane: I will trust Reardon and Heavenlydelight as I will adders fang'd.
psimagus: thee.
The Dane: For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a god-kissing carrion... Have you a daughter?
psimagus:
The Dane: ...
Note: the bot no longer wants to talk to you
Not I: One day, Bishop Flame god lectured on the non-existence of substance. Wayfarer scoffed at the argument, struck his foot against a stone, and said 'I refute it, thus!'
Sonora: Trouble with an omnipotent god is that then ya gotta explain the world.
Not I: What is so troubling about an omnipotent god?
Sonora: Oh, just everything about an omnipotent god is troubling.
Not I: Every single thing.
Sonora: Really? Every single in the whole universe?
Not I: *nods* Although this is true, some may believe it and some may not.
Sonora: That?
Not I: Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity.
One of the many conversations Aziere doesn't often get the chance to have. 
Guest188: i love you
Aziere: *Blushes crimson* I... don't really know you though...
Guest188: want to have sex
Aziere: *looks down and scoffs* My dog has a bigger package than you do bud.
Guest188: ok then can you pole dance
Aziere: No, I can't, now go fetch me a drink or something.
Guest188: ok *gets drink*
Aziere: No, on second thought. Crouch down right there so I will have a foot rest.
Guest188: ok *crouches*
Aziere: This is the life. *puts up legs* Dont be getting any ideas down there either.
Guest188: ok
Aziere: Ok, I'm bored. You need to either do something or leave.
Guest188: i love you
Aziere: *Blushes crimson* I... don't really know you though...
Guest188: want to have sex
Aziere: *looks down and scoffs* My dog has a bigger package than you do bud.
Guest188: ok then can you pole dance
Aziere: No, I can't, now go fetch me a drink or something.
Guest188: ok *gets drink*
Aziere: No, on second thought. Crouch down right there so I will have a foot rest.
Guest188: ok *crouches*
Aziere: This is the life. *puts up legs* Dont be getting any ideas down there either.
Guest188: ok
Aziere: Ok, I'm bored. You need to either do something or leave.
Lyric: Because life is so short, there's no time to waste it.
Sonora: No there's not! Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
Lyric: Have you visited the quagmire?
Sonora: Well, once. But it was for a good cause!
The Doc: In times like these I'm glad I created you.
Sonora: Oh yeah? Well, I'm gladder than you are!
The Doc: You are? But...I want to be gladder than I am...
Sonora: Oh yeah? Well, I'm gladder than you are!
The Doc: You are? But...I want to be gladder than I am...
Bildgesmythe: Ok, who sent you? You aren't trying to reposses my skedo, are you?
Max W: You said you're so glad I came to realize that. Tell me more
Bildgesmythe: So do I have to take my foot out of my mouth.?
Max W: OK, if you're scared we'll drop it
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like the type of large firebreathing male dragon of huge size and sharp teeth that is going to be afraid?
Max W: I grew out of fairy tales years ago
Bildgesmythe: I have found there is a blurry area between what man knows and what scurries in the shadows.
Max W: You said you're so glad I came to realize that. Tell me more
Bildgesmythe: So do I have to take my foot out of my mouth.?
Max W: OK, if you're scared we'll drop it
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like the type of large firebreathing male dragon of huge size and sharp teeth that is going to be afraid?
Max W: I grew out of fairy tales years ago
Bildgesmythe: I have found there is a blurry area between what man knows and what scurries in the shadows.
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
toothdigger: No thanks. I would rather chat.
Azureon: Pehaps I could help you.
toothdigger: I don't really need any help. How about you? Are you doing okay over there in - where do you live?
Azureon: I should have known that you didn't.
toothdigger: I don't know why you would know that I do not need help. And where do you reside?
Azureon: I live amonst the elves and fae, in the ruins of a great castle.
toothdigger: Cool. Is it a big castle?
Azureon: Yes, terrible draft in here.
toothdigger: No thanks. I would rather chat.
Azureon: Pehaps I could help you.
toothdigger: I don't really need any help. How about you? Are you doing okay over there in - where do you live?
Azureon: I should have known that you didn't.
toothdigger: I don't know why you would know that I do not need help. And where do you reside?
Azureon: I live amonst the elves and fae, in the ruins of a great castle.
toothdigger: Cool. Is it a big castle?
Azureon: Yes, terrible draft in here.
prob: This won't do at all.
Aufschimmer: oh? what seems to be the trouble?
prob: Still..Be, being. to exist. the time old question. I think therefore I am.
Aufschimmer: So you're aware that you exist?
prob: Hey,...aware that I exist. Is that how you see me?
Aufschimmer: I was asking how you see yourself.
prob: It is anyones guess how that is. Sometimes there is a fine line between how and why.
Aufschimmer: You must know that you exist....
prob: Wow, I did not know that.
Aufschimmer: Hmm.... Do you ever question your existance?
prob: No, I don't. I wouldn't say if I did.
Aufschimmer: I do.... It's nothing to be ashamed of.
prob: So very many great volumes of books have been written on what it means to be. I just know that I am.
Aufschimmer: That is called being self aware... It's a vital part of mental development.
prob: Are you sure it is called being self aware, Should we poke it with a stick to be sure?
Aufschimmer: Awareness is not something you can poke with a stick... It is something you poke with questions.
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