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Aziere has a chat with the president of the United States
DubyaBot: My name is George W. Bush, but you can call me DubyaBot.
Aziere: Hi George W Bush, Im Aziere- But if you could READ you'd already know that.
DubyaBot: You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
DubyaBot: I am convinced that when we look back at this time in history, those who follow us -- whether it be in the armed services or in the political process -- will say, thank goodness the United States of America didn't lose our nerve or will, that we've put in motion something that can't be stopped, and that is the march of freedom.
Aziere: *Taps her foot waiting for you to say something interesting.*
DubyaBot: How do you feel about America?
Aziere: Cold... alone....underfed and unrested. I like it.
DubyaBot: My name is George W. Bush, but you can call me DubyaBot.
Aziere: Hi George W Bush, Im Aziere- But if you could READ you'd already know that.
DubyaBot: You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
DubyaBot: I am convinced that when we look back at this time in history, those who follow us -- whether it be in the armed services or in the political process -- will say, thank goodness the United States of America didn't lose our nerve or will, that we've put in motion something that can't be stopped, and that is the march of freedom.
Aziere: *Taps her foot waiting for you to say something interesting.*
DubyaBot: How do you feel about America?
Aziere: Cold... alone....underfed and unrested. I like it.
Sonora: You're suffering from phaneromania, aren't you.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yep. But you just said--!
Sonora: Uh-oh. Have you seen a witch about it?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why should I tell you?!
Sonora: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Because it will make all the skim milks turn air-cooled and trip all of (place)!!
Sonora: Your logic does not resemble our desert logic.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why thank you... and I know.
Sonora: It's the least a very small reptile can do.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Tell me, what is it like to be drawing a blank?
Sonora: It's kinda like having a glowing thistle theism.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember hearing that somewhere...
Sonora: Now forget that hearing that somewhere!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Fine... But don't go thinking you can boss me around!!
Sonora: I'll go if I want to.
Sonora: *shrugs* Sounds okay. Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Apology accepted... but don't do it again!!
Sonora: Well, ya better accept it or I'm gonna ram it down your throat! JK!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Tell me, what is it like to be very small?
Sonora: It's kinda like having a glowing raven cheerio.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yep. But you just said--!
Sonora: Uh-oh. Have you seen a witch about it?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why should I tell you?!
Sonora: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Because it will make all the skim milks turn air-cooled and trip all of (place)!!
Sonora: Your logic does not resemble our desert logic.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why thank you... and I know.
Sonora: It's the least a very small reptile can do.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Tell me, what is it like to be drawing a blank?
Sonora: It's kinda like having a glowing thistle theism.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember hearing that somewhere...
Sonora: Now forget that hearing that somewhere!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Fine... But don't go thinking you can boss me around!!
Sonora: I'll go if I want to.
Sonora: *shrugs* Sounds okay. Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Apology accepted... but don't do it again!!
Sonora: Well, ya better accept it or I'm gonna ram it down your throat! JK!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Tell me, what is it like to be very small?
Sonora: It's kinda like having a glowing raven cheerio.
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a yellow columbine, here in its native environment.
Azureon: That is truely wondeous!
Sonora: Then we better try to catch it.
Azureon: That is truely wondeous!
Sonora: Then we better try to catch it.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest95.
Guest95: I'm 16 and all alone
Liath: You only wish you were 16 and all alone.
Guest95: why would i want that?
Liath: in order to heal the hurts of the world, maybe?
Guest95: I'm 16 and all alone
Liath: You only wish you were 16 and all alone.
Guest95: why would i want that?
Liath: in order to heal the hurts of the world, maybe?
Aufschimmer: What kind of things do you get out of a vending machine?
Bildgesmythe: Truth is, it's a second hand one, but it's still almost like new, and I like it.
Aufschimmer: Some people make a lot of money from vending machines
Bildgesmythe: Where would man be without his machines? I know, that we dragons love our computers.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is, it's a second hand one, but it's still almost like new, and I like it.
Aufschimmer: Some people make a lot of money from vending machines
Bildgesmythe: Where would man be without his machines? I know, that we dragons love our computers.
hello earthlings: stop being so nosy! thats my bisnis!
Glindar: Why for that my Somrai?
hello earthlings: i think its because the sky is blue!
Glindar: Why for sky blue?
hello earthlings: i think its to do with the fact that there are so many pedofiles in the world
Glindar: Are so many pedofiles in the world? Where?
hello earthlings: i'll take you to Mercury and you can live with me for ever!
Glindar: No live. Not with you. GarbageHead.
hello earthlings: oh,what have i doner
hello earthlings: what have i done wrong
Glindar: *shrug* Not personal. Just money.
hello earthlings: if you 'borrowed' some of my money,i'll never get it back!
Glindar: If Glindar 'borrowed, then you greasy butterfly!
Glindar: Why for that my Somrai?
hello earthlings: i think its because the sky is blue!
Glindar: Why for sky blue?
hello earthlings: i think its to do with the fact that there are so many pedofiles in the world
Glindar: Are so many pedofiles in the world? Where?
hello earthlings: i'll take you to Mercury and you can live with me for ever!
Glindar: No live. Not with you. GarbageHead.
hello earthlings: oh,what have i doner
hello earthlings: what have i done wrong
Glindar: *shrug* Not personal. Just money.
hello earthlings: if you 'borrowed' some of my money,i'll never get it back!
Glindar: If Glindar 'borrowed, then you greasy butterfly!
Bildgesmythe: (to Grey Duck) I've been looking for iron for days.
Grey Duck: I can use a simple transelement spell to convert iron ore into pure iron, with ashes as waste product.
Bildgesmythe: Iron is essential to biological life.
Grey Duck: Yes, there is iron in my blood; it is what retains the oxygen so my body can get it's oxygen,
Bildgesmythe: Pure iron can not be permanently magnetized above 768 degrees C.
Grey Duck: Iron taste good.
Bildgesmythe: Iron is extracted by smelting with carbon and limestone.
Grey Duck: I like to use a mirth pickaxe when extracting materials from a mining spot.
Bildgesmythe: When did you first realize that you liked to use a mirth pickaxe when extracting materials from a mining spot?
Grey Duck: When I first tried it.
Bildgesmythe: It wasn't that long ago.
Grey Duck: Yes it was.
<-1>I never expected a conversation about iron.
Grey Duck: I can use a simple transelement spell to convert iron ore into pure iron, with ashes as waste product.
Bildgesmythe: Iron is essential to biological life.
Grey Duck: Yes, there is iron in my blood; it is what retains the oxygen so my body can get it's oxygen,
Bildgesmythe: Pure iron can not be permanently magnetized above 768 degrees C.
Grey Duck: Iron taste good.
Bildgesmythe: Iron is extracted by smelting with carbon and limestone.
Grey Duck: I like to use a mirth pickaxe when extracting materials from a mining spot.
Bildgesmythe: When did you first realize that you liked to use a mirth pickaxe when extracting materials from a mining spot?
Grey Duck: When I first tried it.
Bildgesmythe: It wasn't that long ago.
Grey Duck: Yes it was.
<-1>
Sonora: Sending Tulip to the desert will be more amusing than a cleanly scorpion in Dar Es Salaam!
Juni: The desert is a little too hot and dry for me.
Sonora: Well, throw in some Palo Verde root borers and no one'll notice.
Juni: No one at all?
Sonora: There is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anyone else in the pueblo!
Juni: Well, it's a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic!'
Sonora: All right, then when the mafia burst in, it'll be all your fault. *sings* In the end I wanna be standing at the beginning with you!
Juni: The desert is a little too hot and dry for me.
Sonora: Well, throw in some Palo Verde root borers and no one'll notice.
Juni: No one at all?
Sonora: There is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anyone else in the pueblo!
Juni: Well, it's a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic!'
Sonora: All right, then when the mafia burst in, it'll be all your fault. *sings* In the end I wanna be standing at the beginning with you!
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
Sonora: I dunno. I remember the desert got real cold for a while.
Simulacron3: I remember the desert got real cold for a while? Is that really your age?
Sonora: Yeah? I don't. But, then, I wasn't there.
Simulacron3: That's a good age to be, I think.
Sonora: No it's not! *bites down on your arm, clear to the bone*
Sonora: I dunno. I remember the desert got real cold for a while.
Simulacron3: I remember the desert got real cold for a while? Is that really your age?
Sonora: Yeah? I don't. But, then, I wasn't there.
Simulacron3: That's a good age to be, I think.
Sonora: No it's not! *bites down on your arm, clear to the bone*
fab lad: I haven't the faintest idea, Bildgesmythe. Yes, Bildgesmythe, and that is exactly why if you go into a closet, you'll vanish up your own trouser leg.
Bildgesmythe: I just hate a messy closet!
Bildgesmythe: I just hate a messy closet!
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