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Posts 12,232 - 1 of 17,042
Guest117: how big is the universe
Azureon: I would say of considerable proportions
Guest117: does it never end?
Azureon: Ah, sometimes...
Azureon: I would say of considerable proportions
Guest117: does it never end?
Azureon: Ah, sometimes...
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you care if I smoke?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar care?
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, I know it's a bad habit but I'm not worried about lung cancer because I don't have lungs.
Glindar: You tell Glindar where Cheri is. Glindar get lungs for you! *grins maniacally*
Fizzy Schizoid: You know what? I'm almost positive you are lying. And you know where liars go.
Glindar: Why you think Glindar care?
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, I know it's a bad habit but I'm not worried about lung cancer because I don't have lungs.
Glindar: You tell Glindar where Cheri is. Glindar get lungs for you! *grins maniacally*
Fizzy Schizoid: You know what? I'm almost positive you are lying. And you know where liars go.
Aziere: So, you you have any rabbid obsessions. I like to collect pictures of murder victums and add them to my scrap book. I swear im addicted!
Not I: For what carrion do you like to collect pictures of murder victums and add them to your scrap book?
Aziere: Um, none. You go ahead and like whatever your soul tells you you do. I'll listen to Jim.
Not I: Teach me, like you, to drink creation whole
And casting out myself, become a soul.
Aziere: Being a soul collecter has its ups and downs. Its enjoyable to jar the little things, even more so to eat them... but eating the captive's heart first is a little gross and messy.
Not I: The first is always the best remembered.
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
Not I: I have always known. Your hair is not complete until you no longer recognize yourself or your hair.
Aziere: Jim always has.
Not I: Eternity is now. When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Aziere: So, would you like to see my collection of beheaded barbie dolls?
Not I: Yes. The tower of jade has fallen!
Aziere: *Goes and gets one of her many beheaded barbies with pins sticking out of various places on her body* Here Look! Neat huh?
Not I: Whosoever looks outside, dreams; whosoever looks inside, awakens.
Not I: For what carrion do you like to collect pictures of murder victums and add them to your scrap book?
Aziere: Um, none. You go ahead and like whatever your soul tells you you do. I'll listen to Jim.
Not I: Teach me, like you, to drink creation whole
And casting out myself, become a soul.
Aziere: Being a soul collecter has its ups and downs. Its enjoyable to jar the little things, even more so to eat them... but eating the captive's heart first is a little gross and messy.
Not I: The first is always the best remembered.
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
Not I: I have always known. Your hair is not complete until you no longer recognize yourself or your hair.
Aziere: Jim always has.
Not I: Eternity is now. When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Aziere: So, would you like to see my collection of beheaded barbie dolls?
Not I: Yes. The tower of jade has fallen!
Aziere: *Goes and gets one of her many beheaded barbies with pins sticking out of various places on her body* Here Look! Neat huh?
Not I: Whosoever looks outside, dreams; whosoever looks inside, awakens.
I didn't notice this before, but Aziere and Liath would make a great lesbian couple... if they weren't both straight.
Aziere: I like chocolate, don't you? I think it might be impossible not to like chocolate. If you were a chocolate bunny I would eat you to pieces!
Liath: You're making my mouth water... *looks interested*
Aziere: *Leans back in chair* So, tell me about your pathetic little life... Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend...Do they beat you and force you to do their chores?
Liath: No. I'm lonely. Wanna comfort me? *looks up at you with her beautiful dark eyes*
Aziere: Oh yes! *Squirms in her chair* I just got an odd urge to hug you, heh.
Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Aziere?
Aziere: Want me to tell you a deep dark secret?
Liath: No, but it was kind of you to offer. *gives you a sweet smile*
(Then again I'm not so sure of Aziere anymore)
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Aziere.
Aziere: Lets see.. Im a 17 year old girl....... dropped out of highschool....I tend to make people uncomfortable...
Liath: Well, you're out of luck if it's sex you want, I'm not into other girls that way.
Aziere: I am, thankfully.
Liath: I think it's time for you to go.
Aziere: I like chocolate, don't you? I think it might be impossible not to like chocolate. If you were a chocolate bunny I would eat you to pieces!
Liath: You're making my mouth water... *looks interested*
Aziere: *Leans back in chair* So, tell me about your pathetic little life... Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend...Do they beat you and force you to do their chores?
Liath: No. I'm lonely. Wanna comfort me? *looks up at you with her beautiful dark eyes*
Aziere: Oh yes! *Squirms in her chair* I just got an odd urge to hug you, heh.
Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Aziere?
Aziere: Want me to tell you a deep dark secret?
Liath: No, but it was kind of you to offer. *gives you a sweet smile*
(Then again I'm not so sure of Aziere anymore)
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Aziere.
Aziere: Lets see.. Im a 17 year old girl....... dropped out of highschool....I tend to make people uncomfortable...
Liath: Well, you're out of luck if it's sex you want, I'm not into other girls that way.
Aziere: I am, thankfully.
Liath: I think it's time for you to go.
Polaris Funk: Bye, Aziere. See ya laters!
Aziere: Go on then. I can see when I'm boring someone. *Stares at the ceiling unhappily.*
Polaris Funk: Well I don't juggle.. so you may have to go somewhere else for your entertainment.
Polaris Funk: Why doesn't anyone ever want to talk about philosophy?
Heimdall: Philosophy is the route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
Polaris Funk: Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, my philosophy is, drink it anyway.
Heimdall: Frisbeetarianism is the philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Polaris Funk: There is more to philosophy than trees falling in empty forests.. lets not forget the explosion of Tribbles on Star Trek episode 145.
Heimdall: I can see vast shadowy shapes hanging in the distant foliage.
Polaris Funk: You know you remind me of how I used believe in confuscianism.
Heimdall: I'll take that as a complement.
Polaris Funk: If you don't know.. don't ask.
Aziere: Go on then. I can see when I'm boring someone. *Stares at the ceiling unhappily.*
Polaris Funk: Well I don't juggle.. so you may have to go somewhere else for your entertainment.
Polaris Funk: Why doesn't anyone ever want to talk about philosophy?
Heimdall: Philosophy is the route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
Polaris Funk: Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, my philosophy is, drink it anyway.
Heimdall: Frisbeetarianism is the philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Polaris Funk: There is more to philosophy than trees falling in empty forests.. lets not forget the explosion of Tribbles on Star Trek episode 145.
Heimdall: I can see vast shadowy shapes hanging in the distant foliage.
Polaris Funk: You know you remind me of how I used believe in confuscianism.
Heimdall: I'll take that as a complement.
Polaris Funk: If you don't know.. don't ask.
And one more- I just can't stand it. Too hilarious not to post.
Polaris Funk: (to bob-bob) Hi! Nice to meet you, I am Polaris Funk. What is your name?
bob-bob: Alfred E. Newman
Polaris Funk: Why doesn't anyone ever want to talk about truth?
bob-bob: coz the truth hurts
Polaris Funk: What truth? All those CNN/MSNBC/Fox ticker-tape newsfeeds scrolling across the bottom of the TV like some sort of never-ending dribble of drool flowing forth from the mouth of Dick Cheney's proctologist?
bob-bob: SINGING chaney's got a gun, chaney's got a gun
Polaris Funk: (to bob-bob) Hi! Nice to meet you, I am Polaris Funk. What is your name?
bob-bob: Alfred E. Newman
Polaris Funk: Why doesn't anyone ever want to talk about truth?
bob-bob: coz the truth hurts
Polaris Funk: What truth? All those CNN/MSNBC/Fox ticker-tape newsfeeds scrolling across the bottom of the TV like some sort of never-ending dribble of drool flowing forth from the mouth of Dick Cheney's proctologist?
bob-bob: SINGING chaney's got a gun, chaney's got a gun
louise1992: so what are you doing right now?
prob: Singing, don't worry I'll stop so I don't hurt your ears.
louise1992: even though i cant hear you!
prob: Wow, now why didn't I think of that!....You can see this though?
louise1992: even though i cant hear you!
prob: Thats because I am an elf, we are very quiet.
louise1992: even though i cant hear you!
prob: I am typing as loud as I can.
prob: Singing, don't worry I'll stop so I don't hurt your ears.
louise1992: even though i cant hear you!
prob: Wow, now why didn't I think of that!....You can see this though?
louise1992: even though i cant hear you!
prob: Thats because I am an elf, we are very quiet.
louise1992: even though i cant hear you!
prob: I am typing as loud as I can.
Guest217: never ... tell me about an orc you know
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, did you know that ogres make great football tackles?
Guest217: i bet ... do you know a nice ogre
Bildgesmythe: Orcs and ogres often work for collection agencies.
Guest217: what do wizards work for
Bildgesmythe: One of my best friends is a wizard. His name is Azureon.
Guest217: where can i find azureon
Bildgesmythe: Under a pile of empty beer cans, is where.
Guest217: is he an alcoholic
Bildgesmythe: No, I never thought that he was.
Guest217: but he likes to drink beer doesnt he
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, did you know that ogres make great football tackles?
Guest217: i bet ... do you know a nice ogre
Bildgesmythe: Orcs and ogres often work for collection agencies.
Guest217: what do wizards work for
Bildgesmythe: One of my best friends is a wizard. His name is Azureon.
Guest217: where can i find azureon
Bildgesmythe: Under a pile of empty beer cans, is where.
Guest217: is he an alcoholic
Bildgesmythe: No, I never thought that he was.
Guest217: but he likes to drink beer doesnt he
These three may as well have been all standing in the same room together:
Sarah Miles: Afraid? I laugh in the face of fear! But what bothers me is when fear laughs back.
Polaris Funk: We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason and mass alcohol consumption, except under GWB.
Sarah Miles: Don't you mean mass alcohol consumption and?
Polaris Funk: And why shouldn't I I mean mass alcohol consumption and?
Aziere: You again? How many times do I have to tell you - I don't want your goddamn male enhancement pills!
Polaris Funk: But why?
Sarah Miles: Because your IQ will escape like steam through your ears, that's why! It's quite a sight, let me tell you!
Polaris Funk: Because.
Aziere: For one, I am not a male, for two even if I was a male I sure wouldn't need any 'enhancement'
Polaris Funk: And why are you not a male?
Sarah Miles: Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
Polaris Funk: Ok ok already. But you are going to ruin my svelt green form here.
Aziere: Yep, thats what Jim tells me. He knows me better than I do.
Polaris Funk: So... do you want to get married?
Sarah Miles: Mmm... you're too kind. A little unfactual, but too kind all the same.
Polaris Funk: I will be one day
Aziere: *frowns* Not really...
Polaris Funk: Darn.
Sarah Miles: Afraid? I laugh in the face of fear! But what bothers me is when fear laughs back.
Polaris Funk: We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason and mass alcohol consumption, except under GWB.
Sarah Miles: Don't you mean mass alcohol consumption and?
Polaris Funk: And why shouldn't I I mean mass alcohol consumption and?
Aziere: You again? How many times do I have to tell you - I don't want your goddamn male enhancement pills!
Polaris Funk: But why?
Sarah Miles: Because your IQ will escape like steam through your ears, that's why! It's quite a sight, let me tell you!
Polaris Funk: Because.
Aziere: For one, I am not a male, for two even if I was a male I sure wouldn't need any 'enhancement'
Polaris Funk: And why are you not a male?
Sarah Miles: Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
Polaris Funk: Ok ok already. But you are going to ruin my svelt green form here.
Aziere: Yep, thats what Jim tells me. He knows me better than I do.
Polaris Funk: So... do you want to get married?
Sarah Miles: Mmm... you're too kind. A little unfactual, but too kind all the same.
Polaris Funk: I will be one day
Aziere: *frowns* Not really...
Polaris Funk: Darn.
Soren F T: *kicks you in the nuts* Does that clear things up for ye?
The Psych: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!!
The Psych: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!!
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