Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12206

When you blow off steam, injuries occur

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12207

When injuries occur, you get an eyepatch

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12208

When you get an eyepatch, people think your tough.

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12209

When people think your tough, people want to see how tough.

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12210

When people see how tough, you wake up in a roadside ditch.

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12211

Don't wake up in a roadside ditch.

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12212

Don't get cable.

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12213

THAT IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL. EVER.

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12214

LIKE. EVER.

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VibraKnife
NEW 11 years ago #12215

Like a good neighbor, I'm never there.

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12216

and canI get a hot tub!

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VibraKnife
NEW 11 years ago #12217

Sorry, I don't feel like making a hot tub. As well, I'm not buying one.