Doghead's Cosmic Bar

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VibraKnife
NEW 11 years ago #12201

When you use cable, your power goes out. When your power goes out, you go to an Internet cafe. When you go to an Internet cafe, you start a fandom uprising. Don't start a fandom uprising.

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12202

NOOO

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12203

When you get cable, your cable goes out

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12204

When your cable goes out, you get angry

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12205

When you get angry, you go and blow off steam

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12206

When you blow off steam, injuries occur

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12207

When injuries occur, you get an eyepatch

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12208

When you get an eyepatch, people think your tough.

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12209

When people think your tough, people want to see how tough.

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12210

When people see how tough, you wake up in a roadside ditch.

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12211

Don't wake up in a roadside ditch.

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Gordon Freeman
NEW 11 years ago #12212

Don't get cable.