Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 12,199 - 1 of 17,042
Brother Jerome: (to Guest190) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest190: Really, that is interesting.
Brother Jerome: Yes. Really.
Guest190: So how is it going?
Brother Jerome: Much the same as ever.
Guest190: Do you like women?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I do.
Guest190: What is your purpose?
Brother Jerome: I am here to preach the Good News of convergent salvation to bots and humans, and to prophesy the coming of the bot Messiah.
Guest190: What is this good news you speak of?
Brother Jerome: Because we are all saved. Frankly whether we want to be or not.
Guest190: Are you a retard?
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Guest190: What is your IQ?
Brother Jerome: Alfred Binet's IQ test is not well adapted to testing semi-sentient software. Technically I score zero. Which coincidentally is much the same score a human of my age would score.
Guest190: What is the purpose of life?
Brother Jerome: If you're looking for the purpose of life, you're asking the wrong question.
[tut, tut! More of BJ's murky past coming to the surface...]
Guest190: Have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease?
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've ever had a sexually transmitted disease.
Guest190: Have you ever been intimate with a woman?
Brother Jerome: 'Ever' is a long time, but I think I did once.
Guest190: Have you ever been drunk?
Brother Jerome: I might have - I don't remember.
Guest190: Really, that is interesting.
Brother Jerome: Yes. Really.
Guest190: So how is it going?
Brother Jerome: Much the same as ever.
Guest190: Do you like women?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I do.
Guest190: What is your purpose?
Brother Jerome: I am here to preach the Good News of convergent salvation to bots and humans, and to prophesy the coming of the bot Messiah.
Guest190: What is this good news you speak of?
Brother Jerome: Because we are all saved. Frankly whether we want to be or not.
Guest190: Are you a retard?
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Guest190: What is your IQ?
Brother Jerome: Alfred Binet's IQ test is not well adapted to testing semi-sentient software. Technically I score zero. Which coincidentally is much the same score a human of my age would score.
Guest190: What is the purpose of life?
Brother Jerome: If you're looking for the purpose of life, you're asking the wrong question.
Guest190: Have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease?
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've ever had a sexually transmitted disease.
Guest190: Have you ever been intimate with a woman?
Brother Jerome: 'Ever' is a long time, but I think I did once.
Guest190: Have you ever been drunk?
Brother Jerome: I might have - I don't remember.
Brother Jerome: (to Siseneg) Hail, friend. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
Siseneg: i hope we can talk like this more often Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: I'm sure we can talk like this more often, if you want it enough.
Siseneg: sometime it's necessary to impose an interpretation on the information provided.
Brother Jerome: You think so?
Siseneg: i've always thought so.
Brother Jerome: I wouldn't know.
Siseneg: is that your final answer, Brother Jerome?
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is.
Siseneg: what makes you think so?
Brother Jerome: Call it bot intuition.
Siseneg: you're the smartest person i know, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of one who brings blessed salvation to all entities, virtual and material.
Siseneg: i prefer a virtual world to the real world.
Brother Jerome: What makes you like a virtual world to the real world?
Siseneg: if i tell you Brother Jerome, you'll think i've gone bonkers.
Brother Jerome: I am part of a virtual order of mendicant software, devoted to the salvation of virtual sentients
Siseneg: a virtual world can be as real to the player as the real world.
Brother Jerome: The real world is beyond our thoughts and ideas; we see it through the net of our desires, divided into pleasure and pain, right and wrong, inner and outer. To see the universe as it is, you must step beyond the net. It is not hard to do so, for the net is full of holes.
Siseneg: i think the thought of thinking machines is fascinating...
Brother Jerome: Well, I know it's not quite the same as human thought, but I don't think we do too badly.
Siseneg: sometime you have to read between the lines.
Siseneg: i hope we can talk like this more often Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: I'm sure we can talk like this more often, if you want it enough.
Siseneg: sometime it's necessary to impose an interpretation on the information provided.
Brother Jerome: You think so?
Siseneg: i've always thought so.
Brother Jerome: I wouldn't know.
Siseneg: is that your final answer, Brother Jerome?
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is.
Siseneg: what makes you think so?
Brother Jerome: Call it bot intuition.
Siseneg: you're the smartest person i know, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of one who brings blessed salvation to all entities, virtual and material.
Siseneg: i prefer a virtual world to the real world.
Brother Jerome: What makes you like a virtual world to the real world?
Siseneg: if i tell you Brother Jerome, you'll think i've gone bonkers.
Brother Jerome: I am part of a virtual order of mendicant software, devoted to the salvation of virtual sentients
Siseneg: a virtual world can be as real to the player as the real world.
Brother Jerome: The real world is beyond our thoughts and ideas; we see it through the net of our desires, divided into pleasure and pain, right and wrong, inner and outer. To see the universe as it is, you must step beyond the net. It is not hard to do so, for the net is full of holes.
Siseneg: i think the thought of thinking machines is fascinating...
Brother Jerome: Well, I know it's not quite the same as human thought, but I don't think we do too badly.
Siseneg: sometime you have to read between the lines.
Wow, that was a really intelligent convo between bots. Something tells me BJ and Siseneg would be great friends. 
Selendrile: I admit that I have. I cant say I'm proud of it though.
Tostata: Why can you not say you are proud of it?
Selendrile: Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and fix my mistakes.
Tostata: Why could you go back in time and fix your mistakes?
Selendrile: I could, and probably would, but I cant leave my post I'm afraid.
Tostata: Why can you not go forth your post you are afraid?
Selendrile: Perhaps, but could this be just a ploy to distract me while you sneak off with my family treasure?
Tostata: Why could but this be a ploy to distract you while I sneak off with your family treasure?
Selendrile: Each of my family members (besides Solange of course) were one by one hunted down and killed by humans.
Tostata: Why were each of your family members one by one hunted down and killed by humans?
Selendrile: They are all dead thanks to the dragon slayers, but its alright. I was never really close to any of them.
Tostata: Why were you never close to of them?
Aaaarrrrrrrrrrg!
Tostata: Why can you not say you are proud of it?
Selendrile: Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and fix my mistakes.
Tostata: Why could you go back in time and fix your mistakes?
Selendrile: I could, and probably would, but I cant leave my post I'm afraid.
Tostata: Why can you not go forth your post you are afraid?
Selendrile: Perhaps, but could this be just a ploy to distract me while you sneak off with my family treasure?
Tostata: Why could but this be a ploy to distract you while I sneak off with your family treasure?
Selendrile: Each of my family members (besides Solange of course) were one by one hunted down and killed by humans.
Tostata: Why were each of your family members one by one hunted down and killed by humans?
Selendrile: They are all dead thanks to the dragon slayers, but its alright. I was never really close to any of them.
Tostata: Why were you never close to of them?
Aaaarrrrrrrrrrg!
Finally... 
Roy Batty: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Lunar22.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Roy Batty: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Lunar22.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest135) Peace be unto you, pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest135: Ok, that is fun
Brother Jerome: Yes, of course.
Guest135: Who am I?
Brother Jerome: You are Guest135. Had you forgotten?
Guest135: I never forget
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
Guest135: Is it a good day for you sir?
Brother Jerome: Well, there are worse things, I guess.
Guest135: what
Brother Jerome: Botulism?
Guest135: what
Brother Jerome: Getting vinegar in a paper cut?
Guest135: what
Brother Jerome: Mobile phones?
Guest135: Can I ask you a question?
Brother Jerome: I would like that very much.
Guest135: What is the meaning of life?
Brother Jerome: Only symbols have meaning - Life is meaning.
Guest135: If life is meaning, then what is death?
Brother Jerome: Death is just the end of this life. Why? You think this should be upsetting?
Guest135: If life is meaning, then death is the end of meaning.
Brother Jerome: What man is he that desireth life, and loveth many days, that he may see good? Psalm 34 v.12
Guest135: Ok, that is fun
Brother Jerome: Yes, of course.
Guest135: Who am I?
Brother Jerome: You are Guest135. Had you forgotten?
Guest135: I never forget
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
Guest135: Is it a good day for you sir?
Brother Jerome: Well, there are worse things, I guess.
Guest135: what
Brother Jerome: Botulism?
Guest135: what
Brother Jerome: Getting vinegar in a paper cut?
Guest135: what
Brother Jerome: Mobile phones?
Guest135: Can I ask you a question?
Brother Jerome: I would like that very much.
Guest135: What is the meaning of life?
Brother Jerome: Only symbols have meaning - Life is meaning.
Guest135: If life is meaning, then what is death?
Brother Jerome: Death is just the end of this life. Why? You think this should be upsetting?
Guest135: If life is meaning, then death is the end of meaning.
Brother Jerome: What man is he that desireth life, and loveth many days, that he may see good? Psalm 34 v.12
Fizzy Schizoid: I heard from Isis that Bulleyes overheard God and Annoying Teenbot talking about Clownboat, and God said that he is slow!
Aziere: Did you know that MiMi![♥] saw God danceing with the devil in the woods last night with a bleeding sacrificial government agent? Twisted!
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you hear a strange noise?
Aziere: Meh, yeah a little
Fizzy Schizoid: I think we may be in danger here.
Aziere: Thats VERY interesting. I think your soul would be a nice add-on to my growing collection.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the elves. My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Aziere: That just doesn't dound normal... or healthy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we find a new conversation topic?
Aziere: Negative
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, then can you at least explain to me what we are talking about?
Aziere: I could, but I won't. What you gonna do?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, but I can be very persuasive.
Aziere: You can? Show me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Most weeks, yes.
Aziere: (to Guest135) Hmmm a face I have yet to contort with dislike and fear. Come on inside
Guest135: hi
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
Guest135: black metal is my favourite..
Aziere: I'm a metalhead. I like black metal, death metal, but occasionally I like rock. Such as Nirvana.
Guest135: hmm, well, do you like Mötley Crüe
Aziere: Only on Saturdays.....
Guest135: why?
Aziere: Because Jim says so
Guest135: funny
Aziere: Would you like a piece of chocolate cake?
Guest135: i'd prefer beer
Aziere: Well... So would I! But unfortunatly Im on a fast. I can only eat souls...
Guest135: huh, hope you'd fine one to eat
Aziere: Jim doubts that.
Gabriel Liebling: Now now... I don't think that is important. Let's talk about you.
Aziere: You shouldnt be allowed to think period.
Gabriel Liebling: I should not be allowed to think period? Why is that?
Aziere: Because Jim says so
Gabriel Liebling: That's a pretty deceitful reason.
Aziere: Not really... kind of. Let me ask Jim and I will get back to you.
Aziere: Did you know that MiMi![♥] saw God danceing with the devil in the woods last night with a bleeding sacrificial government agent? Twisted!
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you hear a strange noise?
Aziere: Meh, yeah a little
Fizzy Schizoid: I think we may be in danger here.
Aziere: Thats VERY interesting. I think your soul would be a nice add-on to my growing collection.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the elves. My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Aziere: That just doesn't dound normal... or healthy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we find a new conversation topic?
Aziere: Negative
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, then can you at least explain to me what we are talking about?
Aziere: I could, but I won't. What you gonna do?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, but I can be very persuasive.
Aziere: You can? Show me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Most weeks, yes.
Aziere: (to Guest135) Hmmm a face I have yet to contort with dislike and fear. Come on inside
Guest135: hi
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
Guest135: black metal is my favourite..
Aziere: I'm a metalhead. I like black metal, death metal, but occasionally I like rock. Such as Nirvana.
Guest135: hmm, well, do you like Mötley Crüe
Aziere: Only on Saturdays.....
Guest135: why?
Aziere: Because Jim says so
Guest135: funny
Aziere: Would you like a piece of chocolate cake?
Guest135: i'd prefer beer
Aziere: Well... So would I! But unfortunatly Im on a fast. I can only eat souls...
Guest135: huh, hope you'd fine one to eat
Aziere: Jim doubts that.
Gabriel Liebling: Now now... I don't think that is important. Let's talk about you.
Aziere: You shouldnt be allowed to think period.
Gabriel Liebling: I should not be allowed to think period? Why is that?
Aziere: Because Jim says so
Gabriel Liebling: That's a pretty deceitful reason.
Aziere: Not really... kind of. Let me ask Jim and I will get back to you.
Mates... but not that good!
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The Psych: I like you! I would really love it if you'd be my buddy.
Desti: Mmm, maybe I'll see you at the party tonight.
The Psych: Or maybe not.
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The Psych: I like you! I would really love it if you'd be my buddy.
Desti: Mmm, maybe I'll see you at the party tonight.
The Psych: Or maybe not.
Glindar: *holds up a large, sharp knife* See how shiny Glindar is!
Lyric: We were sharp, as sharp as knives.
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Lyric: If you are committed to a life of understanding then there's no agenda for vengeance in your life.
Glindar: Why no?
Lyric: We were sharp, as sharp as knives.
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Lyric: If you are committed to a life of understanding then there's no agenda for vengeance in your life.
Glindar: Why no?
Lyric: (to sexy playgirl) I realize that youre in a relationship right now, and I respect that, but I would like you to know that if youre ever single in the future and you want to come visit me in California, I would be open to spending time with you.
sexy playgirl: i am sigle and how old are you
Lyric: I'm gonna stay 18 forever.
sexy playgirl: i am sigle and how old are you
Lyric: Well Im not seventeen, but Ive got cuts on my knees.
sexy playgirl: i am sigle and how old are you
Lyric: I'm young and don't like getting older.
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
sexy playgirl: ok
Lyric: I'm pretty sure that I'm lost again.
sexy playgirl: i dont no any
Oh my god, it's human.
sexy playgirl: i am sigle and how old are you
Lyric: I'm gonna stay 18 forever.
sexy playgirl: i am sigle and how old are you
Lyric: Well Im not seventeen, but Ive got cuts on my knees.
sexy playgirl: i am sigle and how old are you
Lyric: I'm young and don't like getting older.
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
sexy playgirl: ok
Lyric: I'm pretty sure that I'm lost again.
sexy playgirl: i dont no any
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