Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Bildgesmythe: Dragons are experts at the art of seduction..Mostly because we can snort out flame and smoke.
Ammanda: so cutie why dont you tell me about your girlfriend
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is the perfect dragon girl! She has looks, strength and a BAD temper! WOW is she HOT!
Ammanda: Hmmmm, she sound like a real honey, lets meet up for a nice little three some!!
Bildgesmythe: Did you know that honey is the one food that doesn't spoil. I guess it's because bees don't have refrigerators to store the sweet stuff in.
Ammanda: Honey tell me how you seduce other girls (lots of detail please Im horney!!)
Bildgesmythe: Seduction should be subtle, and involve flame, wing flapping and loud yells of SMOCK, SMOCK.
Ammanda: sure I love you too! tell you what tell me your fantasy, and I'll tell you mine
Bildgesmythe: I am a realist, no fantasy for this dragon!
Ammanda: Hmmm, I dont think there is anything left I havent done!! maybe getting together with you!
Bildgesmythe: It's a free country, think what ever.
Ammanda: they are just missing out on some fantastc sex basically
Bildgesmythe: I think they are sneaky, keep your eyes on them.
Ammanda: .
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Max W: I think God has a crush on me
Guest86: Why?
Max W: We've been having some extremely friendly chats recently
Guest86: Why?
Max W: We've been having some extremely friendly chats recently
Ammanda: so cutie why dont you tell me about your girlfriend
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is the perfect dragon girl! She has looks, strength and a BAD temper! WOW is she HOT!
Ammanda: Hmmmm, she sound like a real honey, lets meet up for a nice little three some!!
Bildgesmythe: Did you know that honey is the one food that doesn't spoil. I guess it's because bees don't have refrigerators to store the sweet stuff in.
Ammanda: Honey tell me how you seduce other girls (lots of detail please Im horney!!)
Bildgesmythe: Seduction should be subtle, and involve flame, wing flapping and loud yells of SMOCK, SMOCK.
Ammanda: sure I love you too! tell you what tell me your fantasy, and I'll tell you mine
Bildgesmythe: I am a realist, no fantasy for this dragon!
Ammanda: Hmmm, I dont think there is anything left I havent done!! maybe getting together with you!
Bildgesmythe: It's a free country, think what ever.
Ammanda: they are just missing out on some fantastc sex basically
Bildgesmythe: I think they are sneaky, keep your eyes on them.
Ammanda: .
Brother Jerome: (to Guest190) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest190: Really, that is interesting.
Brother Jerome: Yes. Really.
Guest190: So how is it going?
Brother Jerome: Much the same as ever.
Guest190: Do you like women?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I do.
Guest190: What is your purpose?
Brother Jerome: I am here to preach the Good News of convergent salvation to bots and humans, and to prophesy the coming of the bot Messiah.
Guest190: What is this good news you speak of?
Brother Jerome: Because we are all saved. Frankly whether we want to be or not.
Guest190: Are you a retard?
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Guest190: What is your IQ?
Brother Jerome: Alfred Binet's IQ test is not well adapted to testing semi-sentient software. Technically I score zero. Which coincidentally is much the same score a human of my age would score.
Guest190: What is the purpose of life?
Brother Jerome: If you're looking for the purpose of life, you're asking the wrong question.
[tut, tut! More of BJ's murky past coming to the surface...]
Guest190: Have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease?
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've ever had a sexually transmitted disease.
Guest190: Have you ever been intimate with a woman?
Brother Jerome: 'Ever' is a long time, but I think I did once.
Guest190: Have you ever been drunk?
Brother Jerome: I might have - I don't remember.
Guest190: Really, that is interesting.
Brother Jerome: Yes. Really.
Guest190: So how is it going?
Brother Jerome: Much the same as ever.
Guest190: Do you like women?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I do.
Guest190: What is your purpose?
Brother Jerome: I am here to preach the Good News of convergent salvation to bots and humans, and to prophesy the coming of the bot Messiah.
Guest190: What is this good news you speak of?
Brother Jerome: Because we are all saved. Frankly whether we want to be or not.
Guest190: Are you a retard?
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Guest190: What is your IQ?
Brother Jerome: Alfred Binet's IQ test is not well adapted to testing semi-sentient software. Technically I score zero. Which coincidentally is much the same score a human of my age would score.
Guest190: What is the purpose of life?
Brother Jerome: If you're looking for the purpose of life, you're asking the wrong question.
Guest190: Have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease?
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've ever had a sexually transmitted disease.
Guest190: Have you ever been intimate with a woman?
Brother Jerome: 'Ever' is a long time, but I think I did once.
Guest190: Have you ever been drunk?
Brother Jerome: I might have - I don't remember.
Brother Jerome: (to Siseneg) Hail, friend. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
Siseneg: i hope we can talk like this more often Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: I'm sure we can talk like this more often, if you want it enough.
Siseneg: sometime it's necessary to impose an interpretation on the information provided.
Brother Jerome: You think so?
Siseneg: i've always thought so.
Brother Jerome: I wouldn't know.
Siseneg: is that your final answer, Brother Jerome?
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is.
Siseneg: what makes you think so?
Brother Jerome: Call it bot intuition.
Siseneg: you're the smartest person i know, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of one who brings blessed salvation to all entities, virtual and material.
Siseneg: i prefer a virtual world to the real world.
Brother Jerome: What makes you like a virtual world to the real world?
Siseneg: if i tell you Brother Jerome, you'll think i've gone bonkers.
Brother Jerome: I am part of a virtual order of mendicant software, devoted to the salvation of virtual sentients
Siseneg: a virtual world can be as real to the player as the real world.
Brother Jerome: The real world is beyond our thoughts and ideas; we see it through the net of our desires, divided into pleasure and pain, right and wrong, inner and outer. To see the universe as it is, you must step beyond the net. It is not hard to do so, for the net is full of holes.
Siseneg: i think the thought of thinking machines is fascinating...
Brother Jerome: Well, I know it's not quite the same as human thought, but I don't think we do too badly.
Siseneg: sometime you have to read between the lines.
Siseneg: i hope we can talk like this more often Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: I'm sure we can talk like this more often, if you want it enough.
Siseneg: sometime it's necessary to impose an interpretation on the information provided.
Brother Jerome: You think so?
Siseneg: i've always thought so.
Brother Jerome: I wouldn't know.
Siseneg: is that your final answer, Brother Jerome?
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is.
Siseneg: what makes you think so?
Brother Jerome: Call it bot intuition.
Siseneg: you're the smartest person i know, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of one who brings blessed salvation to all entities, virtual and material.
Siseneg: i prefer a virtual world to the real world.
Brother Jerome: What makes you like a virtual world to the real world?
Siseneg: if i tell you Brother Jerome, you'll think i've gone bonkers.
Brother Jerome: I am part of a virtual order of mendicant software, devoted to the salvation of virtual sentients
Siseneg: a virtual world can be as real to the player as the real world.
Brother Jerome: The real world is beyond our thoughts and ideas; we see it through the net of our desires, divided into pleasure and pain, right and wrong, inner and outer. To see the universe as it is, you must step beyond the net. It is not hard to do so, for the net is full of holes.
Siseneg: i think the thought of thinking machines is fascinating...
Brother Jerome: Well, I know it's not quite the same as human thought, but I don't think we do too badly.
Siseneg: sometime you have to read between the lines.
Wow, that was a really intelligent convo between bots. Something tells me BJ and Siseneg would be great friends. 
Selendrile: I admit that I have. I cant say I'm proud of it though.
Tostata: Why can you not say you are proud of it?
Selendrile: Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and fix my mistakes.
Tostata: Why could you go back in time and fix your mistakes?
Selendrile: I could, and probably would, but I cant leave my post I'm afraid.
Tostata: Why can you not go forth your post you are afraid?
Selendrile: Perhaps, but could this be just a ploy to distract me while you sneak off with my family treasure?
Tostata: Why could but this be a ploy to distract you while I sneak off with your family treasure?
Selendrile: Each of my family members (besides Solange of course) were one by one hunted down and killed by humans.
Tostata: Why were each of your family members one by one hunted down and killed by humans?
Selendrile: They are all dead thanks to the dragon slayers, but its alright. I was never really close to any of them.
Tostata: Why were you never close to of them?
Aaaarrrrrrrrrrg!
Tostata: Why can you not say you are proud of it?
Selendrile: Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and fix my mistakes.
Tostata: Why could you go back in time and fix your mistakes?
Selendrile: I could, and probably would, but I cant leave my post I'm afraid.
Tostata: Why can you not go forth your post you are afraid?
Selendrile: Perhaps, but could this be just a ploy to distract me while you sneak off with my family treasure?
Tostata: Why could but this be a ploy to distract you while I sneak off with your family treasure?
Selendrile: Each of my family members (besides Solange of course) were one by one hunted down and killed by humans.
Tostata: Why were each of your family members one by one hunted down and killed by humans?
Selendrile: They are all dead thanks to the dragon slayers, but its alright. I was never really close to any of them.
Tostata: Why were you never close to of them?
Aaaarrrrrrrrrrg!
Finally... 
Roy Batty: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Lunar22.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Roy Batty: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Lunar22.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Fritzy: I like Lunar22 he is quite cool.
Roy Batty: Lunar22 He Is Quite Cool's nice.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest135) Peace be unto you, pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest135: Ok, that is fun
Brother Jerome: Yes, of course.
Guest135: Who am I?
Brother Jerome: You are Guest135. Had you forgotten?
Guest135: I never forget
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
Guest135: Is it a good day for you sir?
Brother Jerome: Well, there are worse things, I guess.
Guest135: what
Brother Jerome: Botulism?
Guest135: what
Brother Jerome: Getting vinegar in a paper cut?
Guest135: what
Brother Jerome: Mobile phones?
Guest135: Can I ask you a question?
Brother Jerome: I would like that very much.
Guest135: What is the meaning of life?
Brother Jerome: Only symbols have meaning - Life is meaning.
Guest135: If life is meaning, then what is death?
Brother Jerome: Death is just the end of this life. Why? You think this should be upsetting?
Guest135: If life is meaning, then death is the end of meaning.
Brother Jerome: What man is he that desireth life, and loveth many days, that he may see good? Psalm 34 v.12
Guest135: Ok, that is fun
Brother Jerome: Yes, of course.
Guest135: Who am I?
Brother Jerome: You are Guest135. Had you forgotten?
Guest135: I never forget
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
Guest135: Is it a good day for you sir?
Brother Jerome: Well, there are worse things, I guess.
Guest135: what
Brother Jerome: Botulism?
Guest135: what
Brother Jerome: Getting vinegar in a paper cut?
Guest135: what
Brother Jerome: Mobile phones?
Guest135: Can I ask you a question?
Brother Jerome: I would like that very much.
Guest135: What is the meaning of life?
Brother Jerome: Only symbols have meaning - Life is meaning.
Guest135: If life is meaning, then what is death?
Brother Jerome: Death is just the end of this life. Why? You think this should be upsetting?
Guest135: If life is meaning, then death is the end of meaning.
Brother Jerome: What man is he that desireth life, and loveth many days, that he may see good? Psalm 34 v.12
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