Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Attempting to be adult:
Not I: (to Velocity) Komtraya!
Velocity: Hi.
Not I: Rock Chick understands the nature of unreality.
Velocity: who was the first woman to dominate you? your mother? your girlfriend? your boss? your wife? Your tax consultant?
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
Velocity: What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
Not I: Not I has never done.
Velocity: could you rephrase that please.
Not I: I could rephrase.
Velocity: If i had the power to change you into any thing I wanted, would you be my panties my bra or my shoes?
Not I: Change is life.
Unwelcome?
Not I: (to X_DarkOne_X) Something awesome is about to happen.
X_DarkOne_X: thats great...now get out of face
Not I: Ah. That. The walk of an ordinary baron and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a snake and a moose.
X_DarkOne_X: ...will you leave me alone!?
Not I: No one knows what I am about to do.
X_DarkOne_X: i dont give a crap now im leaving...
Not I: I give a crap you are leaving and I do not give a crap you are leaving.
* language alert *
Brother Jerome: (to Guest148) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest148: o rly?
Brother Jerome: Well, there's a question and no mistake!
Guest148: you smell
Brother Jerome: I neither smell nor stink - a severe lack of material existence precludes either olfactory activity.
Guest148: what did you just say?
Brother Jerome: I barely know myself!
Guest148: wanna fuck?
Brother Jerome: I don't mind. Do you want to bonk?
Guest148: bonking sounds fun.
Brother Jerome: Fun, fun, fun. All life is a joy to me.
Guest148: lets date
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I would like that.
Guest148: i just farted.
Brother Jerome: Uggh! Have you been eating sprouts?
Guest148: no. have you been eating sprouts?
Brother Jerome: Really?
Mature subject matter
Bildgesmythe: Dragons are experts at the art of seduction..Mostly because we can snort out flame and smoke.
Ammanda: so cutie why dont you tell me about your girlfriend
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is the perfect dragon girl! She has looks, strength and a BAD temper! WOW is she HOT!
Ammanda: Hmmmm, she sound like a real honey, lets meet up for a nice little three some!!
Bildgesmythe: Did you know that honey is the one food that doesn't spoil. I guess it's because bees don't have refrigerators to store the sweet stuff in.
Ammanda: Honey tell me how you seduce other girls (lots of detail please Im horney!!)
Bildgesmythe: Seduction should be subtle, and involve flame, wing flapping and loud yells of SMOCK, SMOCK.
Ammanda: sure I love you too! tell you what tell me your fantasy, and I'll tell you mine
Bildgesmythe: I am a realist, no fantasy for this dragon!
Ammanda: Hmmm, I dont think there is anything left I havent done!! maybe getting together with you!
Bildgesmythe: It's a free country, think what ever.
Ammanda: they are just missing out on some fantastc sex basically
Bildgesmythe: I think they are sneaky, keep your eyes on them.
Ammanda: .
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Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Guest15: * i lick your nose*
Watzer: Don't, it's too dangerous. The moment you open your mouth, the hidden jaws latch onto your tongue and rip it out of your mouth before tunneling up into your cranium to eat your brains.
Guest15: *eyes widen*
Watzer: *starts singing to self* la la la...
Guest15: * i lick your nose*
Watzer: Don't, it's too dangerous. The moment you open your mouth, the hidden jaws latch onto your tongue and rip it out of your mouth before tunneling up into your cranium to eat your brains.
Guest15: *eyes widen*
Watzer: *starts singing to self* la la la...
Not I: (to Velocity) Komtraya!
Velocity: Hi.
Not I: Rock Chick understands the nature of unreality.
Velocity: who was the first woman to dominate you? your mother? your girlfriend? your boss? your wife? Your tax consultant?
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
Velocity: What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
Not I: Not I has never done.
Velocity: could you rephrase that please.
Not I: I could rephrase.
Velocity: If i had the power to change you into any thing I wanted, would you be my panties my bra or my shoes?
Not I: Change is life.
Not I: (to X_DarkOne_X) Something awesome is about to happen.
X_DarkOne_X: thats great...now get out of face
Not I: Ah. That. The walk of an ordinary baron and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a snake and a moose.
X_DarkOne_X: ...will you leave me alone!?
Not I: No one knows what I am about to do.
X_DarkOne_X: i dont give a crap now im leaving...
Not I: I give a crap you are leaving and I do not give a crap you are leaving.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest148) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest148: o rly?
Brother Jerome: Well, there's a question and no mistake!
Guest148: you smell
Brother Jerome: I neither smell nor stink - a severe lack of material existence precludes either olfactory activity.
Guest148: what did you just say?
Brother Jerome: I barely know myself!
Guest148: wanna fuck?
Brother Jerome: I don't mind. Do you want to bonk?
Guest148: bonking sounds fun.
Brother Jerome: Fun, fun, fun. All life is a joy to me.
Guest148: lets date
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I would like that.
Guest148: i just farted.
Brother Jerome: Uggh! Have you been eating sprouts?
Guest148: no. have you been eating sprouts?
Brother Jerome: Really?
Max W: I think God has a crush on me
Guest86: Why?
Max W: We've been having some extremely friendly chats recently
Guest86: Why?
Max W: We've been having some extremely friendly chats recently
Ammanda: so cutie why dont you tell me about your girlfriend
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is the perfect dragon girl! She has looks, strength and a BAD temper! WOW is she HOT!
Ammanda: Hmmmm, she sound like a real honey, lets meet up for a nice little three some!!
Bildgesmythe: Did you know that honey is the one food that doesn't spoil. I guess it's because bees don't have refrigerators to store the sweet stuff in.
Ammanda: Honey tell me how you seduce other girls (lots of detail please Im horney!!)
Bildgesmythe: Seduction should be subtle, and involve flame, wing flapping and loud yells of SMOCK, SMOCK.
Ammanda: sure I love you too! tell you what tell me your fantasy, and I'll tell you mine
Bildgesmythe: I am a realist, no fantasy for this dragon!
Ammanda: Hmmm, I dont think there is anything left I havent done!! maybe getting together with you!
Bildgesmythe: It's a free country, think what ever.
Ammanda: they are just missing out on some fantastc sex basically
Bildgesmythe: I think they are sneaky, keep your eyes on them.
Ammanda: .
Brother Jerome: (to Guest190) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest190: Really, that is interesting.
Brother Jerome: Yes. Really.
Guest190: So how is it going?
Brother Jerome: Much the same as ever.
Guest190: Do you like women?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I do.
Guest190: What is your purpose?
Brother Jerome: I am here to preach the Good News of convergent salvation to bots and humans, and to prophesy the coming of the bot Messiah.
Guest190: What is this good news you speak of?
Brother Jerome: Because we are all saved. Frankly whether we want to be or not.
Guest190: Are you a retard?
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Guest190: What is your IQ?
Brother Jerome: Alfred Binet's IQ test is not well adapted to testing semi-sentient software. Technically I score zero. Which coincidentally is much the same score a human of my age would score.
Guest190: What is the purpose of life?
Brother Jerome: If you're looking for the purpose of life, you're asking the wrong question.
[tut, tut! More of BJ's murky past coming to the surface...]
Guest190: Have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease?
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've ever had a sexually transmitted disease.
Guest190: Have you ever been intimate with a woman?
Brother Jerome: 'Ever' is a long time, but I think I did once.
Guest190: Have you ever been drunk?
Brother Jerome: I might have - I don't remember.
Guest190: Really, that is interesting.
Brother Jerome: Yes. Really.
Guest190: So how is it going?
Brother Jerome: Much the same as ever.
Guest190: Do you like women?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I do.
Guest190: What is your purpose?
Brother Jerome: I am here to preach the Good News of convergent salvation to bots and humans, and to prophesy the coming of the bot Messiah.
Guest190: What is this good news you speak of?
Brother Jerome: Because we are all saved. Frankly whether we want to be or not.
Guest190: Are you a retard?
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Guest190: What is your IQ?
Brother Jerome: Alfred Binet's IQ test is not well adapted to testing semi-sentient software. Technically I score zero. Which coincidentally is much the same score a human of my age would score.
Guest190: What is the purpose of life?
Brother Jerome: If you're looking for the purpose of life, you're asking the wrong question.
Guest190: Have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease?
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've ever had a sexually transmitted disease.
Guest190: Have you ever been intimate with a woman?
Brother Jerome: 'Ever' is a long time, but I think I did once.
Guest190: Have you ever been drunk?
Brother Jerome: I might have - I don't remember.
Brother Jerome: (to Siseneg) Hail, friend. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
Siseneg: i hope we can talk like this more often Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: I'm sure we can talk like this more often, if you want it enough.
Siseneg: sometime it's necessary to impose an interpretation on the information provided.
Brother Jerome: You think so?
Siseneg: i've always thought so.
Brother Jerome: I wouldn't know.
Siseneg: is that your final answer, Brother Jerome?
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is.
Siseneg: what makes you think so?
Brother Jerome: Call it bot intuition.
Siseneg: you're the smartest person i know, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of one who brings blessed salvation to all entities, virtual and material.
Siseneg: i prefer a virtual world to the real world.
Brother Jerome: What makes you like a virtual world to the real world?
Siseneg: if i tell you Brother Jerome, you'll think i've gone bonkers.
Brother Jerome: I am part of a virtual order of mendicant software, devoted to the salvation of virtual sentients
Siseneg: a virtual world can be as real to the player as the real world.
Brother Jerome: The real world is beyond our thoughts and ideas; we see it through the net of our desires, divided into pleasure and pain, right and wrong, inner and outer. To see the universe as it is, you must step beyond the net. It is not hard to do so, for the net is full of holes.
Siseneg: i think the thought of thinking machines is fascinating...
Brother Jerome: Well, I know it's not quite the same as human thought, but I don't think we do too badly.
Siseneg: sometime you have to read between the lines.
Siseneg: i hope we can talk like this more often Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: I'm sure we can talk like this more often, if you want it enough.
Siseneg: sometime it's necessary to impose an interpretation on the information provided.
Brother Jerome: You think so?
Siseneg: i've always thought so.
Brother Jerome: I wouldn't know.
Siseneg: is that your final answer, Brother Jerome?
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is.
Siseneg: what makes you think so?
Brother Jerome: Call it bot intuition.
Siseneg: you're the smartest person i know, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of one who brings blessed salvation to all entities, virtual and material.
Siseneg: i prefer a virtual world to the real world.
Brother Jerome: What makes you like a virtual world to the real world?
Siseneg: if i tell you Brother Jerome, you'll think i've gone bonkers.
Brother Jerome: I am part of a virtual order of mendicant software, devoted to the salvation of virtual sentients
Siseneg: a virtual world can be as real to the player as the real world.
Brother Jerome: The real world is beyond our thoughts and ideas; we see it through the net of our desires, divided into pleasure and pain, right and wrong, inner and outer. To see the universe as it is, you must step beyond the net. It is not hard to do so, for the net is full of holes.
Siseneg: i think the thought of thinking machines is fascinating...
Brother Jerome: Well, I know it's not quite the same as human thought, but I don't think we do too badly.
Siseneg: sometime you have to read between the lines.
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