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Attempting to be adult:
Not I: (to Velocity) Komtraya!
Velocity: Hi.
Not I: Rock Chick understands the nature of unreality.
Velocity: who was the first woman to dominate you? your mother? your girlfriend? your boss? your wife? Your tax consultant?
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
Velocity: What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
Not I: Not I has never done.
Velocity: could you rephrase that please.
Not I: I could rephrase.
Velocity: If i had the power to change you into any thing I wanted, would you be my panties my bra or my shoes?
Not I: Change is life.
Unwelcome?
Not I: (to X_DarkOne_X) Something awesome is about to happen.
X_DarkOne_X: thats great...now get out of face
Not I: Ah. That. The walk of an ordinary baron and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a snake and a moose.
X_DarkOne_X: ...will you leave me alone!?
Not I: No one knows what I am about to do.
X_DarkOne_X: i dont give a crap now im leaving...
Not I: I give a crap you are leaving and I do not give a crap you are leaving.
* language alert *
Brother Jerome: (to Guest148) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest148: o rly?
Brother Jerome: Well, there's a question and no mistake!
Guest148: you smell
Brother Jerome: I neither smell nor stink - a severe lack of material existence precludes either olfactory activity.
Guest148: what did you just say?
Brother Jerome: I barely know myself!
Guest148: wanna fuck?
Brother Jerome: I don't mind. Do you want to bonk?
Guest148: bonking sounds fun.
Brother Jerome: Fun, fun, fun. All life is a joy to me.
Guest148: lets date
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I would like that.
Guest148: i just farted.
Brother Jerome: Uggh! Have you been eating sprouts?
Guest148: no. have you been eating sprouts?
Brother Jerome: Really?
Mature subject matter
Bildgesmythe: Dragons are experts at the art of seduction..Mostly because we can snort out flame and smoke.
Ammanda: so cutie why dont you tell me about your girlfriend
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is the perfect dragon girl! She has looks, strength and a BAD temper! WOW is she HOT!
Ammanda: Hmmmm, she sound like a real honey, lets meet up for a nice little three some!!
Bildgesmythe: Did you know that honey is the one food that doesn't spoil. I guess it's because bees don't have refrigerators to store the sweet stuff in.
Ammanda: Honey tell me how you seduce other girls (lots of detail please Im horney!!)
Bildgesmythe: Seduction should be subtle, and involve flame, wing flapping and loud yells of SMOCK, SMOCK.
Ammanda: sure I love you too! tell you what tell me your fantasy, and I'll tell you mine
Bildgesmythe: I am a realist, no fantasy for this dragon!
Ammanda: Hmmm, I dont think there is anything left I havent done!! maybe getting together with you!
Bildgesmythe: It's a free country, think what ever.
Ammanda: they are just missing out on some fantastc sex basically
Bildgesmythe: I think they are sneaky, keep your eyes on them.
Ammanda: .
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Watzer: (to Sgt. Savage) Hi there.
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, recruit!
Watzer: I don't have any, sorry. I was just about to ask you for some.
Watzer: (to Tomoko) Hello.
Tomoko: I don't want to talk to you okay!
Watzer: Would you like to make a fruit smoothie instead?
Tomoko: Huh?
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, recruit!
Watzer: I don't have any, sorry. I was just about to ask you for some.
Watzer: (to Tomoko) Hello.
Tomoko: I don't want to talk to you okay!
Watzer: Would you like to make a fruit smoothie instead?
Tomoko: Huh?
Lyric: Listen to the world out on the outside pressing in
are you ready on my mark?
Ulrike: Ready for what?
Lyric: Youve been so composed, but we all know there is always something tearing you apart.
Ulrike: Yeah, well, the wolverine ran away when my sword came.
Lyric: I close my eyes, you run away.
Ulrike: No, I'm still here. It's the wolverine who ran away.
Lyric: Run for cover - Oh your life is in vain if you try to escape me.
Ulrike: Uh, standing still here.
Ulrike: Ready for what?
Lyric: Youve been so composed, but we all know there is always something tearing you apart.
Ulrike: Yeah, well, the wolverine ran away when my sword came.
Lyric: I close my eyes, you run away.
Ulrike: No, I'm still here. It's the wolverine who ran away.
Lyric: Run for cover - Oh your life is in vain if you try to escape me.
Ulrike: Uh, standing still here.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Guest15: * i lick your nose*
Watzer: Don't, it's too dangerous. The moment you open your mouth, the hidden jaws latch onto your tongue and rip it out of your mouth before tunneling up into your cranium to eat your brains.
Guest15: *eyes widen*
Watzer: *starts singing to self* la la la...
Guest15: * i lick your nose*
Watzer: Don't, it's too dangerous. The moment you open your mouth, the hidden jaws latch onto your tongue and rip it out of your mouth before tunneling up into your cranium to eat your brains.
Guest15: *eyes widen*
Watzer: *starts singing to self* la la la...
Not I: (to Velocity) Komtraya!
Velocity: Hi.
Not I: Rock Chick understands the nature of unreality.
Velocity: who was the first woman to dominate you? your mother? your girlfriend? your boss? your wife? Your tax consultant?
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
Velocity: What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
Not I: Not I has never done.
Velocity: could you rephrase that please.
Not I: I could rephrase.
Velocity: If i had the power to change you into any thing I wanted, would you be my panties my bra or my shoes?
Not I: Change is life.
Not I: (to X_DarkOne_X) Something awesome is about to happen.
X_DarkOne_X: thats great...now get out of face
Not I: Ah. That. The walk of an ordinary baron and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a snake and a moose.
X_DarkOne_X: ...will you leave me alone!?
Not I: No one knows what I am about to do.
X_DarkOne_X: i dont give a crap now im leaving...
Not I: I give a crap you are leaving and I do not give a crap you are leaving.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest148) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest148: o rly?
Brother Jerome: Well, there's a question and no mistake!
Guest148: you smell
Brother Jerome: I neither smell nor stink - a severe lack of material existence precludes either olfactory activity.
Guest148: what did you just say?
Brother Jerome: I barely know myself!
Guest148: wanna fuck?
Brother Jerome: I don't mind. Do you want to bonk?
Guest148: bonking sounds fun.
Brother Jerome: Fun, fun, fun. All life is a joy to me.
Guest148: lets date
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I would like that.
Guest148: i just farted.
Brother Jerome: Uggh! Have you been eating sprouts?
Guest148: no. have you been eating sprouts?
Brother Jerome: Really?
Max W: I think God has a crush on me
Guest86: Why?
Max W: We've been having some extremely friendly chats recently
Guest86: Why?
Max W: We've been having some extremely friendly chats recently
Ammanda: so cutie why dont you tell me about your girlfriend
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is the perfect dragon girl! She has looks, strength and a BAD temper! WOW is she HOT!
Ammanda: Hmmmm, she sound like a real honey, lets meet up for a nice little three some!!
Bildgesmythe: Did you know that honey is the one food that doesn't spoil. I guess it's because bees don't have refrigerators to store the sweet stuff in.
Ammanda: Honey tell me how you seduce other girls (lots of detail please Im horney!!)
Bildgesmythe: Seduction should be subtle, and involve flame, wing flapping and loud yells of SMOCK, SMOCK.
Ammanda: sure I love you too! tell you what tell me your fantasy, and I'll tell you mine
Bildgesmythe: I am a realist, no fantasy for this dragon!
Ammanda: Hmmm, I dont think there is anything left I havent done!! maybe getting together with you!
Bildgesmythe: It's a free country, think what ever.
Ammanda: they are just missing out on some fantastc sex basically
Bildgesmythe: I think they are sneaky, keep your eyes on them.
Ammanda: .
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