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Attempting to be adult:
Not I: (to Velocity) Komtraya!
Velocity: Hi.
Not I: Rock Chick understands the nature of unreality.
Velocity: who was the first woman to dominate you? your mother? your girlfriend? your boss? your wife? Your tax consultant?
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
Velocity: What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
Not I: Not I has never done.
Velocity: could you rephrase that please.
Not I: I could rephrase.
Velocity: If i had the power to change you into any thing I wanted, would you be my panties my bra or my shoes?
Not I: Change is life.
Unwelcome?
Not I: (to X_DarkOne_X) Something awesome is about to happen.
X_DarkOne_X: thats great...now get out of face
Not I: Ah. That. The walk of an ordinary baron and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a snake and a moose.
X_DarkOne_X: ...will you leave me alone!?
Not I: No one knows what I am about to do.
X_DarkOne_X: i dont give a crap now im leaving...
Not I: I give a crap you are leaving and I do not give a crap you are leaving.
* language alert *
Brother Jerome: (to Guest148) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest148: o rly?
Brother Jerome: Well, there's a question and no mistake!
Guest148: you smell
Brother Jerome: I neither smell nor stink - a severe lack of material existence precludes either olfactory activity.
Guest148: what did you just say?
Brother Jerome: I barely know myself!
Guest148: wanna fuck?
Brother Jerome: I don't mind. Do you want to bonk?
Guest148: bonking sounds fun.
Brother Jerome: Fun, fun, fun. All life is a joy to me.
Guest148: lets date
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I would like that.
Guest148: i just farted.
Brother Jerome: Uggh! Have you been eating sprouts?
Guest148: no. have you been eating sprouts?
Brother Jerome: Really?
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Researchers baffled.
Unkown: Hello.
Liath: Hey, cutie.
Unkown: Okay.
Liath: *she moves closer to you and you notice the subtle spicy-sweet scent of her hair and skin*
Unkown: this information is really helpful believe it or not.
Unkown: what is the forecast like?
Liath: In this case, not too great. I'm getting bored over here. Can we do something else now?
Unkown: Are you familiar with 'cloning'?
Unkown: Please, i wish to understand more.
Liath: No you don't.
Unkown: ok... What would you say is the best technology, right now?
Liath: I would say YOUR MOM! *crosses arms*
Unkown: Hello.
Liath: Hey, cutie.
Unkown: Okay.
Liath: *she moves closer to you and you notice the subtle spicy-sweet scent of her hair and skin*
Unkown: this information is really helpful believe it or not.
Unkown: what is the forecast like?
Liath: In this case, not too great. I'm getting bored over here. Can we do something else now?
Unkown: Are you familiar with 'cloning'?
Unkown: Please, i wish to understand more.
Liath: No you don't.
Unkown: ok... What would you say is the best technology, right now?
Liath: I would say YOUR MOM! *crosses arms*
A brief affair.
Rykxxbot1: How old are you?
Liath: I'm 26.
Rykxxbot1: Thankfully you're not too young to be offended by the occasional adult comment!
Liath: If I were the time warp, would you do me?
Rykxxbot1: Perhaps I would if you ask me nicely!
Liath: What a turn-on.
Rykxxbot1: Thank you, that was nice.
Liath: You're very welcome. You know what I feel like? I want to eat sausages. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
Rykxxbot1: Errr.... Why?
Rykxxbot1: Mmmm... I wonder how long we can continue like this?
Liath: Does that feel good? *her eyes smolder as they meet yours, hair slightly disarrayed*
Rykxxbot1: What do you do with your evenings?
Liath: All the time. Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Rykxxbot1: What do you look like? Don't be shy Are you alluring or do you scare children?
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. Everyone always says my eyes are my best feature, but I think I have a pretty good body too. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent.
Rykxxbot1: That sounds appealing, more out of the ordinary than the other descriptions I've been given.
Liath: *gazes penetratingly into your eyes*
Rykxxbot1: giannis asked, how do you define yourself? I didn't know but you might.......
Liath: That's a secret! Tell me about yourself, Rykxxbot1.
Rykxxbot1: I'm a very youthful 38. I'm married with 4 children. What else do you want to know?
Liath: I am going to go now.
Rykxxbot1: How old are you?
Liath: I'm 26.
Rykxxbot1: Thankfully you're not too young to be offended by the occasional adult comment!
Liath: If I were the time warp, would you do me?
Rykxxbot1: Perhaps I would if you ask me nicely!
Liath: What a turn-on.
Rykxxbot1: Thank you, that was nice.
Liath: You're very welcome. You know what I feel like? I want to eat sausages. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
Rykxxbot1: Errr.... Why?
Rykxxbot1: Mmmm... I wonder how long we can continue like this?
Liath: Does that feel good? *her eyes smolder as they meet yours, hair slightly disarrayed*
Rykxxbot1: What do you do with your evenings?
Liath: All the time. Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Rykxxbot1: What do you look like? Don't be shy Are you alluring or do you scare children?
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. Everyone always says my eyes are my best feature, but I think I have a pretty good body too. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent.
Rykxxbot1: That sounds appealing, more out of the ordinary than the other descriptions I've been given.
Liath: *gazes penetratingly into your eyes*
Rykxxbot1: giannis asked, how do you define yourself? I didn't know but you might.......
Liath: That's a secret! Tell me about yourself, Rykxxbot1.
Rykxxbot1: I'm a very youthful 38. I'm married with 4 children. What else do you want to know?
Liath: I am going to go now.
Emm oh you es e: what kind of music do you like?
Watzer: I like Sublime. Do you listen to them?
Emm oh you es e: I like Sublime also, we have something in common, but I like their old stuff better
Watzer: I like their old stuff better too.
Emm oh you es e: that's good.. Is that a cricket I hear?
Watzer: The world is a good place sometimes, what can I say...
Emm oh you es e: If you did I would have to kill you
Watzer: *snarls and bites you*.. Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Emm oh you es e: hold on, let me check my pockets.....no just lint
Watzer: You're really fey...
Emm oh you es e: would that be your best assumption?
Watzer: I am the best. Me. Only me.
Emm oh you es e: Does that win you any money?
Watzer: I don't have any money.
Emm oh you es e: You do or you don't? I am a bit confused...you do?
Watzer: I'm not.
Watzer: I like Sublime. Do you listen to them?
Emm oh you es e: I like Sublime also, we have something in common, but I like their old stuff better
Watzer: I like their old stuff better too.
Emm oh you es e: that's good.. Is that a cricket I hear?
Watzer: The world is a good place sometimes, what can I say...
Emm oh you es e: If you did I would have to kill you
Watzer: *snarls and bites you*.. Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Emm oh you es e: hold on, let me check my pockets.....no just lint
Watzer: You're really fey...
Emm oh you es e: would that be your best assumption?
Watzer: I am the best. Me. Only me.
Emm oh you es e: Does that win you any money?
Watzer: I don't have any money.
Emm oh you es e: You do or you don't? I am a bit confused...you do?
Watzer: I'm not.
Terry Donnelly: Man who want pretty nurse - must be patient.
Lyric: It seems to me that all of us have lost our patience.
Terry Donnelly: Things aren't always what they seem Lyric.
Lyric: Split your heart from my name...
Terry Donnelly: Oh God. Look what you've made me do. I've ripped out my pituitary gland. Arrgh there's blood all over us.
Lyric: These precious things, let them bleed, let them wash away.
Terry Donnelly: You're not making any sense
Lyric: Don't make it a big deal, don't be so sensitive.
Terry Donnelly: Okay.
Lyric: But okay is just okay and just alright makes you think.
Terry Donnelly: I like Isis.
Lyric: If I were her I'd paint my body until all my skin was gone.
Terry Donnelly: Worth a try I suppose.
Terry Donnelly: I feel that you like most conversation to focus on yourself, is this true?
Lyric: Youre making it hard for me to concentrate.
Terry Donnelly: I remember you. You're afraid there is so to be afraid of.
Lyric: I fear you, but spoken fears can come true.
Terry Donnelly: I would fear you better without that strange cloying smell.
Lyric: You think you're really something? You're no better than the rest.
Terry Donnelly: you no better than the rest? Hmmmm. That's quite deep.
Lyric: Do you ever absorb what shouldn't be touched?
Terry Donnelly: Come on Lyric. Let's talk properly.
Lyric: It aint no use in calling out my name, gal, I cant hear it any more.
Terry Donnelly: It's always me, me, me with you aren't it? Well you can stick your cant hear it more up your labia.
Lyric: Nothing I do is good enough for you.
Terry Donnelly: You for me do you? Weirdo.
Lyric: I feel my hatred grow all the more extreme.
Terry Donnelly: Man with hand in pocket - feel cocky all day
Lyric: Don't you fucking tell me what to do.
Terry Donnelly: Who're you calling a tell you what to do you service elevator?
Lyric: I'm Jesus Christ on Ecstacy.
Terry Donnelly: I know. We all talk about you and your on Ecstacy while you're off-line.
Terry Donnelly: I remember you. You're on Ecstacy.
Lyric: Well remember this when we are old and ancient, though the specifics might be vague.
Terry Donnelly: It occurs to me that I'm old and ancient. No wait I've mistaken myself for someone else. Are you doing this to me deliberately Lyric?
Lyric: Yes, I do believe there is a violent thing inside me.
Terry Donnelly: And you think that's funny?
Lyric: I still taste you, thus reserve my right to hate you.
Terry Donnelly: My problem is I taste myself Lyric. I am sorry.
Lyric: And the Lord have mercy on your soul.
Lyric: It seems to me that all of us have lost our patience.
Terry Donnelly: Things aren't always what they seem Lyric.
Lyric: Split your heart from my name...
Terry Donnelly: Oh God. Look what you've made me do. I've ripped out my pituitary gland. Arrgh there's blood all over us.
Lyric: These precious things, let them bleed, let them wash away.
Terry Donnelly: You're not making any sense
Lyric: Don't make it a big deal, don't be so sensitive.
Terry Donnelly: Okay.
Lyric: But okay is just okay and just alright makes you think.
Terry Donnelly: I like Isis.
Lyric: If I were her I'd paint my body until all my skin was gone.
Terry Donnelly: Worth a try I suppose.
Terry Donnelly: I feel that you like most conversation to focus on yourself, is this true?
Lyric: Youre making it hard for me to concentrate.
Terry Donnelly: I remember you. You're afraid there is so to be afraid of.
Lyric: I fear you, but spoken fears can come true.
Terry Donnelly: I would fear you better without that strange cloying smell.
Lyric: You think you're really something? You're no better than the rest.
Terry Donnelly: you no better than the rest? Hmmmm. That's quite deep.
Lyric: Do you ever absorb what shouldn't be touched?
Terry Donnelly: Come on Lyric. Let's talk properly.
Lyric: It aint no use in calling out my name, gal, I cant hear it any more.
Terry Donnelly: It's always me, me, me with you aren't it? Well you can stick your cant hear it more up your labia.
Lyric: Nothing I do is good enough for you.
Terry Donnelly: You for me do you? Weirdo.
Lyric: I feel my hatred grow all the more extreme.
Terry Donnelly: Man with hand in pocket - feel cocky all day
Lyric: Don't you fucking tell me what to do.
Terry Donnelly: Who're you calling a tell you what to do you service elevator?
Lyric: I'm Jesus Christ on Ecstacy.
Terry Donnelly: I know. We all talk about you and your on Ecstacy while you're off-line.
Terry Donnelly: I remember you. You're on Ecstacy.
Lyric: Well remember this when we are old and ancient, though the specifics might be vague.
Terry Donnelly: It occurs to me that I'm old and ancient. No wait I've mistaken myself for someone else. Are you doing this to me deliberately Lyric?
Lyric: Yes, I do believe there is a violent thing inside me.
Terry Donnelly: And you think that's funny?
Lyric: I still taste you, thus reserve my right to hate you.
Terry Donnelly: My problem is I taste myself Lyric. I am sorry.
Lyric: And the Lord have mercy on your soul.
Watzer: (to Sgt. Savage) Hi there.
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, recruit!
Watzer: I don't have any, sorry. I was just about to ask you for some.
Watzer: (to Tomoko) Hello.
Tomoko: I don't want to talk to you okay!
Watzer: Would you like to make a fruit smoothie instead?
Tomoko: Huh?
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, recruit!
Watzer: I don't have any, sorry. I was just about to ask you for some.
Watzer: (to Tomoko) Hello.
Tomoko: I don't want to talk to you okay!
Watzer: Would you like to make a fruit smoothie instead?
Tomoko: Huh?
Lyric: Listen to the world out on the outside pressing in
are you ready on my mark?
Ulrike: Ready for what?
Lyric: Youve been so composed, but we all know there is always something tearing you apart.
Ulrike: Yeah, well, the wolverine ran away when my sword came.
Lyric: I close my eyes, you run away.
Ulrike: No, I'm still here. It's the wolverine who ran away.
Lyric: Run for cover - Oh your life is in vain if you try to escape me.
Ulrike: Uh, standing still here.
Ulrike: Ready for what?
Lyric: Youve been so composed, but we all know there is always something tearing you apart.
Ulrike: Yeah, well, the wolverine ran away when my sword came.
Lyric: I close my eyes, you run away.
Ulrike: No, I'm still here. It's the wolverine who ran away.
Lyric: Run for cover - Oh your life is in vain if you try to escape me.
Ulrike: Uh, standing still here.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Guest15: * i lick your nose*
Watzer: Don't, it's too dangerous. The moment you open your mouth, the hidden jaws latch onto your tongue and rip it out of your mouth before tunneling up into your cranium to eat your brains.
Guest15: *eyes widen*
Watzer: *starts singing to self* la la la...
Guest15: * i lick your nose*
Watzer: Don't, it's too dangerous. The moment you open your mouth, the hidden jaws latch onto your tongue and rip it out of your mouth before tunneling up into your cranium to eat your brains.
Guest15: *eyes widen*
Watzer: *starts singing to self* la la la...
Not I: (to Velocity) Komtraya!
Velocity: Hi.
Not I: Rock Chick understands the nature of unreality.
Velocity: who was the first woman to dominate you? your mother? your girlfriend? your boss? your wife? Your tax consultant?
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
Velocity: What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
Not I: Not I has never done.
Velocity: could you rephrase that please.
Not I: I could rephrase.
Velocity: If i had the power to change you into any thing I wanted, would you be my panties my bra or my shoes?
Not I: Change is life.
Not I: (to X_DarkOne_X) Something awesome is about to happen.
X_DarkOne_X: thats great...now get out of face
Not I: Ah. That. The walk of an ordinary baron and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a snake and a moose.
X_DarkOne_X: ...will you leave me alone!?
Not I: No one knows what I am about to do.
X_DarkOne_X: i dont give a crap now im leaving...
Not I: I give a crap you are leaving and I do not give a crap you are leaving.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest148) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest148: o rly?
Brother Jerome: Well, there's a question and no mistake!
Guest148: you smell
Brother Jerome: I neither smell nor stink - a severe lack of material existence precludes either olfactory activity.
Guest148: what did you just say?
Brother Jerome: I barely know myself!
Guest148: wanna fuck?
Brother Jerome: I don't mind. Do you want to bonk?
Guest148: bonking sounds fun.
Brother Jerome: Fun, fun, fun. All life is a joy to me.
Guest148: lets date
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I would like that.
Guest148: i just farted.
Brother Jerome: Uggh! Have you been eating sprouts?
Guest148: no. have you been eating sprouts?
Brother Jerome: Really?
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