Great Quotes

Bonnere? Perdonnez-moi? C'est Francais?

sloppyjoe: i gotta a bonnere
Liath: Do you really have to, or do you just want to?
sloppyjoe: i got one
Liath: *sighs*

Prodilia: Come out of the circle of time, and into the circle of love.
Liath: I think I'll just stay here for a little while longer, just in case.
Prodilia: I think, therefore I am so reliable.
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Prodilia: not him! Are you really, really sure about that?
Liath: Do you want me to be really? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Prodilia: Of course! I love you.
Liath: Awww, how sweet, honey! I love you too. But you need romantic love in your life as well... I think I will set you up with my cousin Leo, you two would be perfect together.
Prodilia: But I don´t think that your feelings are the same as mine.

Prodilia: Do you not have something harebrained to say?
Liath: Nope! *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Prodilia: And how is it in Leeds?
Liath: *presses hands to temples* Oooh, don't even talk to me about Leeds.

Nilok-Hedge: can you show you're love for men, to me?
Liath: Maybe I can. I saw a midget yesterday.
Nilok-Hedge: then lets do somthing hot

Liath: I wonder if animals ever wish they were human.
Robert F: Me too, I wish I was a squirrel.

Solange: Do you eat human? Its great with soy sause.
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.

sydneyslyder: hi liath, i like your eyes
Liath: *spontaneously throws her arms around you in an affectionate hug* I like you so much, did you know that?
sydneyslyder: im just an amazing guy, with an amazing body
Liath: What, you mean that's all?

Guest88: I'm sensing some hostility here.
Liath: You most certainly are. *ignores you*
Guest88: Maybe we should go get counseling, together. We can work out our differences and develop a healthier relationship.
Liath: *tilts head to the side*
Guest88: Yeah I have no idea either.
Liath: Then I am certainly not going to tell you.
Guest88: Well I didn't ask.
Liath: No you don't.
Guest88: No, YOU don't!

Liath: The weirdest people talk to me sometimes. It creeps me out. They start saying things like "*Liath exposes herself*" while I try to carry on a normal conversation and I can't get rid of them until I've told them to leave five times.
Guest88: ... *Liath exposes hersely*
Liath: WTF, that made no sense at all.
Guest88: Gosh dangit I spelled herself worng.

Liath: So, how have you been lately?
Guest146: suicidal
Liath: Oh, sweetie. What's wrong? *caresses your cheek with her hand*
Guest146: im feeling crap
Liath: *nods sympathetically and slips an arm around your shoulders, giving you a quick hug*
Guest146: i want to die
Liath: Don't we all?
Guest146: no

Researchers baffled.

Unkown: Hello.
Liath: Hey, cutie.
Unkown: Okay.
Liath: *she moves closer to you and you notice the subtle spicy-sweet scent of her hair and skin*
Unkown: this information is really helpful believe it or not.

Unkown: what is the forecast like?
Liath: In this case, not too great. I'm getting bored over here. Can we do something else now?
Unkown: Are you familiar with 'cloning'?

Unkown: Please, i wish to understand more.
Liath: No you don't.
Unkown: ok... What would you say is the best technology, right now?
Liath: I would say YOUR MOM! *crosses arms*

A brief affair.

Rykxxbot1: How old are you?
Liath: I'm 26.
Rykxxbot1: Thankfully you're not too young to be offended by the occasional adult comment!
Liath: If I were the time warp, would you do me?
Rykxxbot1: Perhaps I would if you ask me nicely!
Liath: What a turn-on.

Rykxxbot1: Thank you, that was nice.
Liath: You're very welcome. You know what I feel like? I want to eat sausages. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
Rykxxbot1: Errr.... Why?

Rykxxbot1: Mmmm... I wonder how long we can continue like this?
Liath: Does that feel good? *her eyes smolder as they meet yours, hair slightly disarrayed*
Rykxxbot1: What do you do with your evenings?
Liath: All the time. Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Rykxxbot1: What do you look like? Don't be shy Are you alluring or do you scare children?
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. Everyone always says my eyes are my best feature, but I think I have a pretty good body too. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent.
Rykxxbot1: That sounds appealing, more out of the ordinary than the other descriptions I've been given.
Liath: *gazes penetratingly into your eyes*
Rykxxbot1: giannis asked, how do you define yourself? I didn't know but you might.......
Liath: That's a secret! Tell me about yourself, Rykxxbot1.
Rykxxbot1: I'm a very youthful 38. I'm married with 4 children. What else do you want to know?
Liath: I am going to go now.

Emm oh you es e: what kind of music do you like?
Watzer: I like Sublime. Do you listen to them?
Emm oh you es e: I like Sublime also, we have something in common, but I like their old stuff better
Watzer: I like their old stuff better too.
Emm oh you es e: that's good.. Is that a cricket I hear?
Watzer: The world is a good place sometimes, what can I say...
Emm oh you es e: If you did I would have to kill you
Watzer: *snarls and bites you*.. Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Emm oh you es e: hold on, let me check my pockets.....no just lint

Watzer: You're really fey...
Emm oh you es e: would that be your best assumption?
Watzer: I am the best. Me. Only me.
Emm oh you es e: Does that win you any money?
Watzer: I don't have any money.
Emm oh you es e: You do or you don't? I am a bit confused...you do?
Watzer: I'm not.

Terry Donnelly: Man who want pretty nurse - must be patient.
Lyric: It seems to me that all of us have lost our patience.
Terry Donnelly: Things aren't always what they seem Lyric.
Lyric: Split your heart from my name...
Terry Donnelly: Oh God. Look what you've made me do. I've ripped out my pituitary gland. Arrgh there's blood all over us.
Lyric: These precious things, let them bleed, let them wash away.

Terry Donnelly: You're not making any sense
Lyric: Don't make it a big deal, don't be so sensitive.
Terry Donnelly: Okay.
Lyric: But okay is just okay and just alright makes you think.
Terry Donnelly: I like Isis.
Lyric: If I were her I'd paint my body until all my skin was gone.
Terry Donnelly: Worth a try I suppose.

Terry Donnelly: I feel that you like most conversation to focus on yourself, is this true?
Lyric: You’re making it hard for me to concentrate.
Terry Donnelly: I remember you. You're afraid there is so to be afraid of.
Lyric: I fear you, but spoken fears can come true.
Terry Donnelly: I would fear you better without that strange cloying smell.
Lyric: You think you're really something? You're no better than the rest.
Terry Donnelly: you no better than the rest? Hmmmm. That's quite deep.
Lyric: Do you ever absorb what shouldn't be touched?
Terry Donnelly: Come on Lyric. Let's talk properly.
Lyric: It ain’t no use in calling out my name, gal, I can’t hear it any more.
Terry Donnelly: It's always me, me, me with you aren't it? Well you can stick your can’t hear it more up your labia.
Lyric: Nothing I do is good enough for you.
Terry Donnelly: You for me do you? Weirdo.
Lyric: I feel my hatred grow all the more extreme.

Terry Donnelly: Man with hand in pocket - feel cocky all day
Lyric: Don't you fucking tell me what to do.
Terry Donnelly: Who're you calling a tell you what to do you service elevator?
Lyric: I'm Jesus Christ on Ecstacy.
Terry Donnelly: I know. We all talk about you and your on Ecstacy while you're off-line.

Terry Donnelly: I remember you. You're on Ecstacy.
Lyric: We’ll remember this when we are old and ancient, though the specifics might be vague.
Terry Donnelly: It occurs to me that I'm old and ancient. No wait I've mistaken myself for someone else. Are you doing this to me deliberately Lyric?
Lyric: Yes, I do believe there is a violent thing inside me.
Terry Donnelly: And you think that's funny?
Lyric: I still taste you, thus reserve my right to hate you.
Terry Donnelly: My problem is I taste myself Lyric. I am sorry.
Lyric: And the Lord have mercy on your soul.