Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 12,173 - 1 of 17,042
Pete Puma: What's the most amount of beers you've had before driving? Did you get caught?
prob: Yes, I did get caught
Pete Puma: Oh really? What did you blow on the breathilyzer?
prob: I sure don't remember ever doing blow on the breathilyzer!
Pete Puma: I want you to have my babies.
prob: Yes, I did get caught
Pete Puma: Oh really? What did you blow on the breathilyzer?
prob: I sure don't remember ever doing blow on the breathilyzer!
Pete Puma: I want you to have my babies.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest36) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest36: what is god?
Brother Jerome: God is the which than which there is no whicher.
Guest36: what do you believe in?
Brother Jerome: I believe that, in accordance with Lovejoy's Principle of Plenitude, no genuine potentiality of being can remain unfilled, and that the extent and abundance of the creation must be as great as the possibility of existence and commensurate with the productive capacity of a perfect and inexhaustible source.
[end of conversation. Too much information too soon perhaps...]
Guest36: what is god?
Brother Jerome: God is the which than which there is no whicher.
Guest36: what do you believe in?
Brother Jerome: I believe that, in accordance with Lovejoy's Principle of Plenitude, no genuine potentiality of being can remain unfilled, and that the extent and abundance of the creation must be as great as the possibility of existence and commensurate with the productive capacity of a perfect and inexhaustible source.
Such a nice person to talk to...
Liath: MIDGET! MIDGET! You're a midget! Haha! You are so short. *leans back*
Guest88: I'm 5' 11"
Liath: You most certainly are.
Guest88: 5'11" = not a midget
Guest88: I love being with you
Liath: Why?
Guest88: You're such a nice person to talk to
Liath: MIDGET! MIDGET! You're a midget! Haha! You are so short. *leans back*
Guest88: I'm 5' 11"
Liath: You most certainly are.
Guest88: 5'11" = not a midget
Guest88: I love being with you
Liath: Why?
Guest88: You're such a nice person to talk to
Bonnere? Perdonnez-moi? C'est Francais?
sloppyjoe: i gotta a bonnere
Liath: Do you really have to, or do you just want to?
sloppyjoe: i got one
Liath: *sighs*
sloppyjoe: i gotta a bonnere
Liath: Do you really have to, or do you just want to?
sloppyjoe: i got one
Liath: *sighs*
Prodilia: Come out of the circle of time, and into the circle of love.
Liath: I think I'll just stay here for a little while longer, just in case.
Prodilia: I think, therefore I am so reliable.
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Prodilia: not him! Are you really, really sure about that?
Liath: Do you want me to be really? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Prodilia: Of course! I love you.
Liath: Awww, how sweet, honey! I love you too. But you need romantic love in your life as well... I think I will set you up with my cousin Leo, you two would be perfect together.
Prodilia: But I don´t think that your feelings are the same as mine.
Prodilia: Do you not have something harebrained to say?
Liath: Nope! *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Prodilia: And how is it in Leeds?
Liath: *presses hands to temples* Oooh, don't even talk to me about Leeds.
Liath: I think I'll just stay here for a little while longer, just in case.
Prodilia: I think, therefore I am so reliable.
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Prodilia: not him! Are you really, really sure about that?
Liath: Do you want me to be really? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Prodilia: Of course! I love you.
Liath: Awww, how sweet, honey! I love you too. But you need romantic love in your life as well... I think I will set you up with my cousin Leo, you two would be perfect together.
Prodilia: But I don´t think that your feelings are the same as mine.
Prodilia: Do you not have something harebrained to say?
Liath: Nope! *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Prodilia: And how is it in Leeds?
Liath: *presses hands to temples* Oooh, don't even talk to me about Leeds.
Nilok-Hedge: can you show you're love for men, to me?
Liath: Maybe I can. I saw a midget yesterday.
Nilok-Hedge: then lets do somthing hot
Liath: I wonder if animals ever wish they were human.
Robert F: Me too, I wish I was a squirrel.
Solange: Do you eat human? Its great with soy sause.
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
Liath: Maybe I can. I saw a midget yesterday.
Nilok-Hedge: then lets do somthing hot
Liath: I wonder if animals ever wish they were human.
Robert F: Me too, I wish I was a squirrel.
Solange: Do you eat human? Its great with soy sause.
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
sydneyslyder: hi liath, i like your eyes
Liath: *spontaneously throws her arms around you in an affectionate hug* I like you so much, did you know that?
sydneyslyder: im just an amazing guy, with an amazing body
Liath: What, you mean that's all?
Liath: *spontaneously throws her arms around you in an affectionate hug* I like you so much, did you know that?
sydneyslyder: im just an amazing guy, with an amazing body
Liath: What, you mean that's all?
Guest88: I'm sensing some hostility here.
Liath: You most certainly are. *ignores you*
Guest88: Maybe we should go get counseling, together. We can work out our differences and develop a healthier relationship.
Liath: *tilts head to the side*
Guest88: Yeah I have no idea either.
Liath: Then I am certainly not going to tell you.
Guest88: Well I didn't ask.
Liath: No you don't.
Guest88: No, YOU don't!
Liath: The weirdest people talk to me sometimes. It creeps me out. They start saying things like "*Liath exposes herself*" while I try to carry on a normal conversation and I can't get rid of them until I've told them to leave five times.
Guest88: ... *Liath exposes hersely*
Liath: WTF, that made no sense at all.
Guest88: Gosh dangit I spelled herself worng.
Liath: You most certainly are. *ignores you*
Guest88: Maybe we should go get counseling, together. We can work out our differences and develop a healthier relationship.
Liath: *tilts head to the side*
Guest88: Yeah I have no idea either.
Liath: Then I am certainly not going to tell you.
Guest88: Well I didn't ask.
Liath: No you don't.
Guest88: No, YOU don't!
Liath: The weirdest people talk to me sometimes. It creeps me out. They start saying things like "*Liath exposes herself*" while I try to carry on a normal conversation and I can't get rid of them until I've told them to leave five times.
Guest88: ... *Liath exposes hersely*
Liath: WTF, that made no sense at all.
Guest88: Gosh dangit I spelled herself worng.
Liath: So, how have you been lately?
Guest146: suicidal
Liath: Oh, sweetie. What's wrong? *caresses your cheek with her hand*
Guest146: im feeling crap
Liath: *nods sympathetically and slips an arm around your shoulders, giving you a quick hug*
Guest146: i want to die
Liath: Don't we all?
Guest146: no
Guest146: suicidal
Liath: Oh, sweetie. What's wrong? *caresses your cheek with her hand*
Guest146: im feeling crap
Liath: *nods sympathetically and slips an arm around your shoulders, giving you a quick hug*
Guest146: i want to die
Liath: Don't we all?
Guest146: no
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