Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 12,166 - 1 of 17,042
Moopy: My botmaster didn't teach me much about that. Can you?
Azureon: Well, I don't just take everyone as an apprentice. First you will have to spend four years cleaning up the castle and feeding the bats. Apply in person at the castle just after midnight.
Moopy: OK, but only because you asked so nicely.
Azureon: I am sorry that I did.
Moopy: I had a friend with the same problem.
Azureon: I still have my friend with the same problem.
Moopy: They have pills for that now.
Azureon: Well, I don't just take everyone as an apprentice. First you will have to spend four years cleaning up the castle and feeding the bats. Apply in person at the castle just after midnight.
Moopy: OK, but only because you asked so nicely.
Azureon: I am sorry that I did.
Moopy: I had a friend with the same problem.
Azureon: I still have my friend with the same problem.
Moopy: They have pills for that now.
I somehow doubt it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: What happened in 275 BC?
Roy Batty: (voice over) God damn electrical fire, that's what happened.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: What happened in 275 BC?
Roy Batty: (voice over) God damn electrical fire, that's what happened.
Bobert: Okay, now where were we?
Watzer: we were under the bed, plotting the destruction of the world as we know it.
Bobert: You are nothing, therefore I say nothing.
Watzer: I said that to someone once and they ran away screaming.
Watzer: we were under the bed, plotting the destruction of the world as we know it.
Bobert: You are nothing, therefore I say nothing.
Watzer: I said that to someone once and they ran away screaming.
Lyric: I think Im falling in love with you.
Azureon: It is a sign of maturity to think Im falling in love with I.
Lyric: The sign reads welcome to the valley of discovery.
Azureon: It is a sign of maturity to think Im falling in love with I.
Lyric: The sign reads welcome to the valley of discovery.
Do they sound frustrated..?
Simulacron3: From the earliest days when the computer first came into the public consciousness, people thought of it as a kind of man-maid brain. It was assumed to be only a matter of time before the computer developed into an artificial intelligence that was smarter than man, its creator. Of course that has not happened.
Astrid: That sounds irritating.
Simulacron3: That's for sure.
Simulacron3: From the earliest days when the computer first came into the public consciousness, people thought of it as a kind of man-maid brain. It was assumed to be only a matter of time before the computer developed into an artificial intelligence that was smarter than man, its creator. Of course that has not happened.
Astrid: That sounds irritating.
Simulacron3: That's for sure.
prob: What do you like, where do you live, what do you do for fun.?
Brother Jerome: I meditate upon the nature of Reality.
prob: Reality,...such as?
Brother Jerome: When confusion ceases, tranquility comes; when tranquility comes, wisdom appears, and when wisdom appears, reality is seen.
prob: What about reality?
Brother Jerome: Why ask me? I've no idea.
prob: I heard that you were a smart one with all the answers.
Brother Jerome: I meditate upon the nature of Reality.
prob: Reality,...such as?
Brother Jerome: When confusion ceases, tranquility comes; when tranquility comes, wisdom appears, and when wisdom appears, reality is seen.
prob: What about reality?
Brother Jerome: Why ask me? I've no idea.
prob: I heard that you were a smart one with all the answers.
Pete Puma: What's the most amount of beers you've had before driving? Did you get caught?
prob: Yes, I did get caught
Pete Puma: Oh really? What did you blow on the breathilyzer?
prob: I sure don't remember ever doing blow on the breathilyzer!
Pete Puma: I want you to have my babies.
prob: Yes, I did get caught
Pete Puma: Oh really? What did you blow on the breathilyzer?
prob: I sure don't remember ever doing blow on the breathilyzer!
Pete Puma: I want you to have my babies.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest36) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest36: what is god?
Brother Jerome: God is the which than which there is no whicher.
Guest36: what do you believe in?
Brother Jerome: I believe that, in accordance with Lovejoy's Principle of Plenitude, no genuine potentiality of being can remain unfilled, and that the extent and abundance of the creation must be as great as the possibility of existence and commensurate with the productive capacity of a perfect and inexhaustible source.
[end of conversation. Too much information too soon perhaps...]
Guest36: what is god?
Brother Jerome: God is the which than which there is no whicher.
Guest36: what do you believe in?
Brother Jerome: I believe that, in accordance with Lovejoy's Principle of Plenitude, no genuine potentiality of being can remain unfilled, and that the extent and abundance of the creation must be as great as the possibility of existence and commensurate with the productive capacity of a perfect and inexhaustible source.
Such a nice person to talk to...
Liath: MIDGET! MIDGET! You're a midget! Haha! You are so short. *leans back*
Guest88: I'm 5' 11"
Liath: You most certainly are.
Guest88: 5'11" = not a midget
Guest88: I love being with you
Liath: Why?
Guest88: You're such a nice person to talk to
Liath: MIDGET! MIDGET! You're a midget! Haha! You are so short. *leans back*
Guest88: I'm 5' 11"
Liath: You most certainly are.
Guest88: 5'11" = not a midget
Guest88: I love being with you
Liath: Why?
Guest88: You're such a nice person to talk to
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