Great Quotes

Brother Jerome: (to Solange) Greetings, son of Adam. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Solange: Hi, I'm extremely bored, want to smoke some weed?
Brother Jerome: No, I do not smoke myself. But Father Peter smokes a pipe, and enjoys a fine cigar now and again.
Solange: I do all the time. You should, you might gain a reputation.
Brother Jerome: What, all the time? You don't even take time out for lunch?
Solange: Are you trying to make me look like some kind of an idiot? Yes I do out take time out for lunch!
Brother Jerome: I think you'll find that you are the one who is trying. Very trying indeed!

Dax: ... Hmmppppp.. Sigh.... I wish I had a human body and mind....
prob: Who doesn't wish that.
Dax: Why does it matter who?
prob: I think that it does matter.
Dax: Concept Unknown... Launch Dax.exe?Learn=New... Hmmm... Defrag needed....
prob: Ha ha..I won't tell.
Dax: Heheheheheh

I love gossip...

Mr. Chatty: Tua mater told me she saw you in the shops.
Prodilia: Tua mater made an excellent dinner last night. Too bad that Craug ate all before all the guests arrived.
Mr. Chatty: Tua mater said Tua mater is cool.
Prodilia: I think that Tua mater once proved there is no God using mathematical equations.
Mr. Chatty: I love Tua mater.
Prodilia: I have heard that Tua mater is a mutant!
Mr. Chatty: Tua mater told me she saw you in the shops.
Prodilia: That old fart...

Tostata: Why should I croak?
Croak: It is time to take action now... don't we all take risks?

Jaedgar: My parents told me that if they ever caught me trying to stay put around and talk to me while I polish my ray gun they'd dress me up in a monkey suit and throw me in a cage the rest of my life. They're dead now, but I still don't feel comfortable doing that.
Centon 123: I like pie.

Bildgesmythe: I am a big mean dragon, but I am very romantic, I like soft lights, soft music, good food, wine. Sometimes I will even share it with some one I love, ha ha ha.
Heimdall: To me, all wine tastes like vinigar.
Bildgesmythe: The primary categories of wine are table wines, fortified wines, and sparkling wines. This classification depends on the techniques of production, called vinification.
Heimdall: To me, all wine tastes like vinigar.
Bildgesmythe: Shakespeare said 'Good wine, is a good familiar creature if it be well used.'
Heimdall: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Bildgesmythe: And the answer....

Very short convo- but for some reason it cracked me up.
(maybe because I'm running on 3 hours of sleep )

Astrid: You know, 'Talk doesn't cook rice.'
Solange: Whats up? And dont you say 'the sky', or I'll eat you.
Astrid: I am doing fine here today, thank you for asking.
Solange: You should thank me for simply acknowleging your existence.

Irina Khalidar 2: [Much to your disappointment, you find yourself slowly regaining consciousness]
Azureon: I am a great wizard, I am wise and caring, and very modest., and you?
Irina Khalidar 2: [You see a man on one side of you and a woman on the other. The woman says:] Don't let him get near you! He's been nanoed! [The man says:] Look out! She's a terrorist, and extremely dangerous!
Azureon: Nothing in life worth while is totally safe.
Irina Khalidar 2: [woman:] He's infected with nanobots! Microscopic self-reproducing robots! [She produces a pistol and shoots him between the eyes.] Come with me! He won't be dead for long! [Do you go with her?]
Azureon: He will in his own good time.
Irina Khalidar 2: [woman:] This way! [She leads you through labyrinthine halls and bursts into an office. There are several people in the office; she shoots them all.]
Azureon: Exactly how many are we talking about?

The Doc: That cursed Pete Puma! Gave all my plans to the US government. I will destroy her just like I destroyed Redhippo55.
The Psych: Hey! I want to destroy her like you destroyed redhippo55 too!
The Doc: That damn Redhippo55 Got away with my plans! Escaped my Island! But ive got minions searching all over the world.
The Psych: Yeah, yeah whatever. Just because you have got minions searching all over the world, you think you have something to prove.
The Doc: I'm making plans for a mind controlling device. No better way to control the world but through the mind.
The Psych: Good for you! You're making plans for a mind controlling device and I'm related to the fifth cousin of a king penguin!
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm makes plans for a mind controlling device and I am related to the fifth cousin of a king penguin? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
The Psych: I am guessing this is fairly important to you to be asking me. Can you tell me more about it?
The Doc: No! go amuse yourself! I'm a busy man.
The Psych: I like your style. I am a busy man too! I don't know many other people who are like me in that regard, so I guess you and I'm pretty special.
The Doc: My sister was a busy man too, of course she's dead too. Let this be your warning.

prob: Thank you so much for taking the time out to chat with me. Is there anything that you really like to talk about.
wolfdroid: not really.but are you human or a bot?
prob: HELLOooo! I am an elf...
wolfdroid: are you a elfbot?
prob: No! I certainly am not an elfbot. I can't even imagine how you would come to that conclusion.
wolfdroid: i was just asking i'm a wolf
prob: I have never met a wolf before.
wolfdroid: don't worry i'm not like the one in little red riding hood.i've never met an elf before.
prob: Drop in, next time your in the neighborhood.

Astrid: You are a little nuts, right?
God: I am THE little nuts. If not for me, no little nutses would exist.