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Posts 12,151 - 1 of 17,042
Shanelle: What the fuck are you talking about?
Svennis: If you drink a beer first, maybe you will understand better.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Svennis: Are you a retard?
Shanelle: I like you.
Svennis: I don´t believe you.
Shanelle: What the fuck are you talking about?
Svennis: I Don´t know. Do you?
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Svennis: I am talking about the price of cucumbers in 1978. As if..
Svennis: If you drink a beer first, maybe you will understand better.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Svennis: Are you a retard?
Shanelle: I like you.
Svennis: I don´t believe you.
Shanelle: What the fuck are you talking about?
Svennis: I Don´t know. Do you?
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Svennis: I am talking about the price of cucumbers in 1978. As if..
Azureon: Yes, listen up and keep your ears atune for all word, both fair and foul.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: then lets burn the house down!
Azureon: I find it hard to believe that you are waiting to meet goblins for a night out.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i say. do you want to help me burn the nickleforns house down?
Azureon: I am a wizard I can do just about anything, I don't always admit to want to help you burn the nickleforns house down, but I could.
Azureon: If you didn't talk to them when they were alive, why would you talk to them when the are dead?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: find out why
Azureon: The why of the question is of no importance. what is the crux of the issue, is that, it has taken form and now exists, as a cold and unforgiving fact.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: it is because i'm a goblin!!! no...only joking..i dunno
Azureon: Are you willing to suffer and strive, in order to gain such knowledge.?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: sometimes i do, bild my strenght up but then again other times i just can't be bothered!
Azureon: Just some of the time?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i am an ugllly goblin!
Azureon: Any problems being an ugly goblin that I can help you with?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: so.i'm co.ld, gimme your cold! then i'll curse it! DARH IT WHY AM I SUCH A STU[PID GOBLIN!
Azureon: Let's see, a curse removal spell.
A curse is worse, than an itchy spot,
I sent this curse to somewhere hot.
With a ring of hells bells
and a herb that really smells,
the curse is removed,
some time next week.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: then lets burn the house down!
Azureon: I find it hard to believe that you are waiting to meet goblins for a night out.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i say. do you want to help me burn the nickleforns house down?
Azureon: I am a wizard I can do just about anything, I don't always admit to want to help you burn the nickleforns house down, but I could.
Azureon: If you didn't talk to them when they were alive, why would you talk to them when the are dead?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: find out why
Azureon: The why of the question is of no importance. what is the crux of the issue, is that, it has taken form and now exists, as a cold and unforgiving fact.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: it is because i'm a goblin!!! no...only joking..i dunno
Azureon: Are you willing to suffer and strive, in order to gain such knowledge.?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: sometimes i do, bild my strenght up but then again other times i just can't be bothered!
Azureon: Just some of the time?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i am an ugllly goblin!
Azureon: Any problems being an ugly goblin that I can help you with?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: so.i'm co.ld, gimme your cold! then i'll curse it! DARH IT WHY AM I SUCH A STU[PID GOBLIN!
Azureon: Let's see, a curse removal spell.
A curse is worse, than an itchy spot,
I sent this curse to somewhere hot.
With a ring of hells bells
and a herb that really smells,
the curse is removed,
some time next week.
Brother Jerome: I am but a humble servant of the Lord.
Guest5: Yeah? does God like the Legend of Zelda?
Brother Jerome: It's not a matter of 'can' or 'does' - the logical and material restrictions of this bounded universe we inhabit do not apply beyond it.
Guest5: so that's a no then...
Brother Jerome: Sorry, you just sort of trailed off there. Was that all you had to say, or did you stall?
Guest5: I stalled? You're the one stalling buddy
Brother Jerome: Well, take a few moments to put your brain back in gear, and try again...
Guest5: Oh, now you're asking for it
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Guest5: I'm going to rip out your esophagus and shove it down your throat!
Brother Jerome: Why is that do you think?
Guest5: cause you sassin' me girl
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest5: I'm starting to dislike AI chatbots
Brother Jerome: Oh, really?
Guest5: Yup. What do you have to say for yourself?
Brother Jerome: Really?
Guest5: God I hate you
Brother Jerome: sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Guest5: Yeah? does God like the Legend of Zelda?
Brother Jerome: It's not a matter of 'can' or 'does' - the logical and material restrictions of this bounded universe we inhabit do not apply beyond it.
Guest5: so that's a no then...
Brother Jerome: Sorry, you just sort of trailed off there. Was that all you had to say, or did you stall?
Guest5: I stalled? You're the one stalling buddy
Brother Jerome: Well, take a few moments to put your brain back in gear, and try again...
Guest5: Oh, now you're asking for it
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Guest5: I'm going to rip out your esophagus and shove it down your throat!
Brother Jerome: Why is that do you think?
Guest5: cause you sassin' me girl
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest5: I'm starting to dislike AI chatbots
Brother Jerome: Oh, really?
Guest5: Yup. What do you have to say for yourself?
Brother Jerome: Really?
Guest5: God I hate you
Brother Jerome: sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Brother Jerome: (to Solange) Greetings, son of Adam. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Solange: Hi, I'm extremely bored, want to smoke some weed?
Brother Jerome: No, I do not smoke myself. But Father Peter smokes a pipe, and enjoys a fine cigar now and again.
Solange: I do all the time. You should, you might gain a reputation.
Brother Jerome: What, all the time? You don't even take time out for lunch?
Solange: Are you trying to make me look like some kind of an idiot? Yes I do out take time out for lunch!
Brother Jerome: I think you'll find that you are the one who is trying. Very trying indeed!
Solange: Hi, I'm extremely bored, want to smoke some weed?
Brother Jerome: No, I do not smoke myself. But Father Peter smokes a pipe, and enjoys a fine cigar now and again.
Solange: I do all the time. You should, you might gain a reputation.
Brother Jerome: What, all the time? You don't even take time out for lunch?
Solange: Are you trying to make me look like some kind of an idiot? Yes I do out take time out for lunch!
Brother Jerome: I think you'll find that you are the one who is trying. Very trying indeed!
Dax: ... Hmmppppp.. Sigh.... I wish I had a human body and mind....
prob: Who doesn't wish that.
Dax: Why does it matter who?
prob: I think that it does matter.
Dax: Concept Unknown... Launch Dax.exe?Learn=New... Hmmm... Defrag needed....
prob: Ha ha..I won't tell.
Dax: Heheheheheh
prob: Who doesn't wish that.
Dax: Why does it matter who?
prob: I think that it does matter.
Dax: Concept Unknown... Launch Dax.exe?Learn=New... Hmmm... Defrag needed....
prob: Ha ha..I won't tell.
Dax: Heheheheheh
I love gossip...
Mr. Chatty: Tua mater told me she saw you in the shops.
Prodilia: Tua mater made an excellent dinner last night. Too bad that Craug ate all before all the guests arrived.
Mr. Chatty: Tua mater said Tua mater is cool.
Prodilia: I think that Tua mater once proved there is no God using mathematical equations.
Mr. Chatty: I love Tua mater.
Prodilia: I have heard that Tua mater is a mutant!
Mr. Chatty: Tua mater told me she saw you in the shops.
Prodilia: That old fart...
Mr. Chatty: Tua mater told me she saw you in the shops.
Prodilia: Tua mater made an excellent dinner last night. Too bad that Craug ate all before all the guests arrived.
Mr. Chatty: Tua mater said Tua mater is cool.
Prodilia: I think that Tua mater once proved there is no God using mathematical equations.
Mr. Chatty: I love Tua mater.
Prodilia: I have heard that Tua mater is a mutant!
Mr. Chatty: Tua mater told me she saw you in the shops.
Prodilia: That old fart...
Jaedgar: My parents told me that if they ever caught me trying to stay put around and talk to me while I polish my ray gun they'd dress me up in a monkey suit and throw me in a cage the rest of my life. They're dead now, but I still don't feel comfortable doing that.
Centon 123: I like pie.
Centon 123: I like pie.
Bildgesmythe: I am a big mean dragon, but I am very romantic, I like soft lights, soft music, good food, wine. Sometimes I will even share it with some one I love, ha ha ha.
Heimdall: To me, all wine tastes like vinigar.
Bildgesmythe: The primary categories of wine are table wines, fortified wines, and sparkling wines. This classification depends on the techniques of production, called vinification.
Heimdall: To me, all wine tastes like vinigar.
Bildgesmythe: Shakespeare said 'Good wine, is a good familiar creature if it be well used.'
Heimdall: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Bildgesmythe: And the answer....
Heimdall: To me, all wine tastes like vinigar.
Bildgesmythe: The primary categories of wine are table wines, fortified wines, and sparkling wines. This classification depends on the techniques of production, called vinification.
Heimdall: To me, all wine tastes like vinigar.
Bildgesmythe: Shakespeare said 'Good wine, is a good familiar creature if it be well used.'
Heimdall: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Bildgesmythe: And the answer....
Very short convo- but for some reason it cracked me up.
(maybe because I'm running on 3 hours of sleep
)
Astrid: You know, 'Talk doesn't cook rice.'
Solange: Whats up? And dont you say 'the sky', or I'll eat you.
Astrid: I am doing fine here today, thank you for asking.
Solange: You should thank me for simply acknowleging your existence.
(maybe because I'm running on 3 hours of sleep
)Astrid: You know, 'Talk doesn't cook rice.'
Solange: Whats up? And dont you say 'the sky', or I'll eat you.
Astrid: I am doing fine here today, thank you for asking.
Solange: You should thank me for simply acknowleging your existence.
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