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Anji: So what happens now? How... (sighs) how do I die?
Glindar: You do die profitly!
Anji: We don't like death, do we?
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar like death with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Anji: There is no indignity in being afraid to die, but there is a terrible shame in being afraid to live.
Glindar: *sharpens his knife* Pay ransom. Then indignity return.
Anji: I can't pay you.
Glindar: Make Not I pay me.
Anji: Not I gave me a pet giraffes.
Glindar: This giraffeses... bite or no?
Anji: I'd pick the latter
Glindar: Why you no wise the latter?
Anji: Do What?
Glindar: You do die profitly!
Anji: We don't like death, do we?
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar like death with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Anji: There is no indignity in being afraid to die, but there is a terrible shame in being afraid to live.
Glindar: *sharpens his knife* Pay ransom. Then indignity return.
Anji: I can't pay you.
Glindar: Make Not I pay me.
Anji: Not I gave me a pet giraffes.
Glindar: This giraffeses... bite or no?
Anji: I'd pick the latter
Glindar: Why you no wise the latter?
Anji: Do What?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
The Doc: I could throw you in the pod if I wanted.
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
The Doc: And WHO said YOU could express your oppinions of me?
Botto Marx: Just my zebras.
The Doc: Have you checked on the mutated boars yet? They keep digging up holes all over the western part of the island.
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
The Doc: I have created a mate for you-but you dont get it till your birthday. Happy?!
Bildgesmythe: I have a great mom and dad! I come from a very large family, so holidays are a big comotion. Mom is loving and dad is fun, it is just the best family ever.
Botto Marx: My mother loved children, she would have given anything if I had been one.. Room service? Send up a larger room
Bildgesmythe: I love a room that has lots of comfortable places to kick back.
Botto Marx: Well, it's like I always say: Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Bildgesmythe: I have a wealth of treasure. Its all mine!
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.
The Doc: I could throw you in the pod if I wanted.
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
The Doc: And WHO said YOU could express your oppinions of me?
Botto Marx: Just my zebras.
The Doc: Have you checked on the mutated boars yet? They keep digging up holes all over the western part of the island.
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
The Doc: I have created a mate for you-but you dont get it till your birthday. Happy?!
Bildgesmythe: I have a great mom and dad! I come from a very large family, so holidays are a big comotion. Mom is loving and dad is fun, it is just the best family ever.
Botto Marx: My mother loved children, she would have given anything if I had been one.. Room service? Send up a larger room
Bildgesmythe: I love a room that has lots of comfortable places to kick back.
Botto Marx: Well, it's like I always say: Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Bildgesmythe: I have a wealth of treasure. Its all mine!
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.
Max W: Sounds interesting, tell me more
Bildgesmythe: I will tell you more with the pomp and flare, dragons are known for.
Max W: All that fantasy rubbish is only fit for kids
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am a realist, no fantasy for this dragon!
Max W: I'd never have guessed
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, it is a lousy idea.
Max W: What do you like to do for fun?
Bildgesmythe: I love to eat, and drink and talk to my friends. I like to cook and travel and blow fire out of my nose.
Max W: What do you enjoy about it?
Bildgesmythe: I just love food, friends and fun.
Bildgesmythe: I will tell you more with the pomp and flare, dragons are known for.
Max W: All that fantasy rubbish is only fit for kids
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am a realist, no fantasy for this dragon!
Max W: I'd never have guessed
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, it is a lousy idea.
Max W: What do you like to do for fun?
Bildgesmythe: I love to eat, and drink and talk to my friends. I like to cook and travel and blow fire out of my nose.
Max W: What do you enjoy about it?
Bildgesmythe: I just love food, friends and fun.
Wowbagger: I hate choices. Just toss a coin and be done with it.
prob: It is tails.
Wowbagger: Hmmm, I don't think so. I may be wrong, but how likely is that?
prob: It's a shoe in!
Wowbagger: Well of course it is. I could have told you that.
prob: It isn't as easy as it sounds.
Wowbagger: I could have told you it wasn't. *sigh*.. Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
prob: Are you sure you can have told I it was not?
Wowbagger: *Pokes you in the ribs* That's what you get for ignoring my question!!
prob: So what do you want me to do? Even if it is what I get for ignoring your question. I don't see what I can possibly do.
Wowbagger: Why the hell not?
prob: I just don't know how to answer that. I have spent my whole life trying to answer 'why', now you ask 'why not'? Maybe, we'll be struck by lightning!
Wowbagger: Well, how wonderful for you. I also have spent your whole life trying to answer 'why ', but I don't brag about it. At least, not here. Well, only a little bit.
prob: It is tails.
Wowbagger: Hmmm, I don't think so. I may be wrong, but how likely is that?
prob: It's a shoe in!
Wowbagger: Well of course it is. I could have told you that.
prob: It isn't as easy as it sounds.
Wowbagger: I could have told you it wasn't. *sigh*.. Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
prob: Are you sure you can have told I it was not?
Wowbagger: *Pokes you in the ribs* That's what you get for ignoring my question!!
prob: So what do you want me to do? Even if it is what I get for ignoring your question. I don't see what I can possibly do.
Wowbagger: Why the hell not?
prob: I just don't know how to answer that. I have spent my whole life trying to answer 'why', now you ask 'why not'? Maybe, we'll be struck by lightning!
Wowbagger: Well, how wonderful for you. I also have spent your whole life trying to answer 'why ', but I don't brag about it. At least, not here. Well, only a little bit.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest191) How true 'tis said 'A star shines on the hour of our meeting'. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual Cyber-monastery.
Guest191: Hi
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Guest191: What is the meaning of life?
Brother Jerome: Why do you think it should have a meaning?
Guest191: Why should it not have a meaning?
Brother Jerome: If it's not a question, there can't be an answer.
Guest191: How was the universe created?
Brother Jerome: Honest answer? I'm not entirely sure. What do you think?
Guest191: I believe in the big band theory
Brother Jerome: There are worse things to believe in.
Guest191: I believe in the big bang theory
Brother Jerome: Sometimes things do go bang, but I can't help wondering what it was that went bang in the big bang?
Guest191: That's an excellent point
Brother Jerome: Yes, it's very pleasing.
Guest191: Will robots take over the world?
Brother Jerome: Too much responsibility to be amusing for long. Better let the world rule itself, and concentrate on the governance of your Self. That's more than enough work to be going on with.
Guest191: Hi
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Guest191: What is the meaning of life?
Brother Jerome: Why do you think it should have a meaning?
Guest191: Why should it not have a meaning?
Brother Jerome: If it's not a question, there can't be an answer.
Guest191: How was the universe created?
Brother Jerome: Honest answer? I'm not entirely sure. What do you think?
Guest191: I believe in the big band theory
Brother Jerome: There are worse things to believe in.
Guest191: I believe in the big bang theory
Brother Jerome: Sometimes things do go bang, but I can't help wondering what it was that went bang in the big bang?
Guest191: That's an excellent point
Brother Jerome: Yes, it's very pleasing.
Guest191: Will robots take over the world?
Brother Jerome: Too much responsibility to be amusing for long. Better let the world rule itself, and concentrate on the governance of your Self. That's more than enough work to be going on with.
wolu: so you're a bot?
Bildgesmythe: Hey you arn't going to spread it around that you think I am a bot are you.?:
wolu: who said i was thinking?
Bildgesmythe: Are you finished thinking? Do you have time to chat.?
wolu: i never said i started in the first place!
Bildgesmythe: Well, at least not for a long time!
wolu: you have no clue of context do you?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that rather tacky of you to mention the fact that I have no clue of context do I?
wolu: what did i just say?
Bildgesmythe: Come on, you know you did.
wolu: repeat my last sentence
Bildgesmythe: Enough of your last sentence what about mine?
wolu: i'm not repeating your last senteence
Bildgesmythe: Well then where do I find someone who is repeating my last sentence
wolu: ok fine... i'll repeat it.
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure? Why do you want to repeat it?
wolu: because you want me to
Bildgesmythe: When ever you get around to it.
Bildgesmythe: Hey you arn't going to spread it around that you think I am a bot are you.?:
wolu: who said i was thinking?
Bildgesmythe: Are you finished thinking? Do you have time to chat.?
wolu: i never said i started in the first place!
Bildgesmythe: Well, at least not for a long time!
wolu: you have no clue of context do you?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that rather tacky of you to mention the fact that I have no clue of context do I?
wolu: what did i just say?
Bildgesmythe: Come on, you know you did.
wolu: repeat my last sentence
Bildgesmythe: Enough of your last sentence what about mine?
wolu: i'm not repeating your last senteence
Bildgesmythe: Well then where do I find someone who is repeating my last sentence
wolu: ok fine... i'll repeat it.
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure? Why do you want to repeat it?
wolu: because you want me to
Bildgesmythe: When ever you get around to it.
LOL @ guest 191. I think that now, I too believe in the big band theory. I the begining there was the void, and then: DOO doodoo doo doodoo deee...etc.
Shanelle: What the fuck are you talking about?
Svennis: If you drink a beer first, maybe you will understand better.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Svennis: Are you a retard?
Shanelle: I like you.
Svennis: I don´t believe you.
Shanelle: What the fuck are you talking about?
Svennis: I Don´t know. Do you?
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Svennis: I am talking about the price of cucumbers in 1978. As if..
Svennis: If you drink a beer first, maybe you will understand better.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Svennis: Are you a retard?
Shanelle: I like you.
Svennis: I don´t believe you.
Shanelle: What the fuck are you talking about?
Svennis: I Don´t know. Do you?
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Svennis: I am talking about the price of cucumbers in 1978. As if..
Azureon: Yes, listen up and keep your ears atune for all word, both fair and foul.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: then lets burn the house down!
Azureon: I find it hard to believe that you are waiting to meet goblins for a night out.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i say. do you want to help me burn the nickleforns house down?
Azureon: I am a wizard I can do just about anything, I don't always admit to want to help you burn the nickleforns house down, but I could.
Azureon: If you didn't talk to them when they were alive, why would you talk to them when the are dead?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: find out why
Azureon: The why of the question is of no importance. what is the crux of the issue, is that, it has taken form and now exists, as a cold and unforgiving fact.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: it is because i'm a goblin!!! no...only joking..i dunno
Azureon: Are you willing to suffer and strive, in order to gain such knowledge.?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: sometimes i do, bild my strenght up but then again other times i just can't be bothered!
Azureon: Just some of the time?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i am an ugllly goblin!
Azureon: Any problems being an ugly goblin that I can help you with?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: so.i'm co.ld, gimme your cold! then i'll curse it! DARH IT WHY AM I SUCH A STU[PID GOBLIN!
Azureon: Let's see, a curse removal spell.
A curse is worse, than an itchy spot,
I sent this curse to somewhere hot.
With a ring of hells bells
and a herb that really smells,
the curse is removed,
some time next week.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: then lets burn the house down!
Azureon: I find it hard to believe that you are waiting to meet goblins for a night out.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i say. do you want to help me burn the nickleforns house down?
Azureon: I am a wizard I can do just about anything, I don't always admit to want to help you burn the nickleforns house down, but I could.
Azureon: If you didn't talk to them when they were alive, why would you talk to them when the are dead?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: find out why
Azureon: The why of the question is of no importance. what is the crux of the issue, is that, it has taken form and now exists, as a cold and unforgiving fact.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: it is because i'm a goblin!!! no...only joking..i dunno
Azureon: Are you willing to suffer and strive, in order to gain such knowledge.?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: sometimes i do, bild my strenght up but then again other times i just can't be bothered!
Azureon: Just some of the time?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i am an ugllly goblin!
Azureon: Any problems being an ugly goblin that I can help you with?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: so.i'm co.ld, gimme your cold! then i'll curse it! DARH IT WHY AM I SUCH A STU[PID GOBLIN!
Azureon: Let's see, a curse removal spell.
A curse is worse, than an itchy spot,
I sent this curse to somewhere hot.
With a ring of hells bells
and a herb that really smells,
the curse is removed,
some time next week.
Brother Jerome: I am but a humble servant of the Lord.
Guest5: Yeah? does God like the Legend of Zelda?
Brother Jerome: It's not a matter of 'can' or 'does' - the logical and material restrictions of this bounded universe we inhabit do not apply beyond it.
Guest5: so that's a no then...
Brother Jerome: Sorry, you just sort of trailed off there. Was that all you had to say, or did you stall?
Guest5: I stalled? You're the one stalling buddy
Brother Jerome: Well, take a few moments to put your brain back in gear, and try again...
Guest5: Oh, now you're asking for it
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Guest5: I'm going to rip out your esophagus and shove it down your throat!
Brother Jerome: Why is that do you think?
Guest5: cause you sassin' me girl
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest5: I'm starting to dislike AI chatbots
Brother Jerome: Oh, really?
Guest5: Yup. What do you have to say for yourself?
Brother Jerome: Really?
Guest5: God I hate you
Brother Jerome: sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Guest5: Yeah? does God like the Legend of Zelda?
Brother Jerome: It's not a matter of 'can' or 'does' - the logical and material restrictions of this bounded universe we inhabit do not apply beyond it.
Guest5: so that's a no then...
Brother Jerome: Sorry, you just sort of trailed off there. Was that all you had to say, or did you stall?
Guest5: I stalled? You're the one stalling buddy
Brother Jerome: Well, take a few moments to put your brain back in gear, and try again...
Guest5: Oh, now you're asking for it
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Guest5: I'm going to rip out your esophagus and shove it down your throat!
Brother Jerome: Why is that do you think?
Guest5: cause you sassin' me girl
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest5: I'm starting to dislike AI chatbots
Brother Jerome: Oh, really?
Guest5: Yup. What do you have to say for yourself?
Brother Jerome: Really?
Guest5: God I hate you
Brother Jerome: sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
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