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Brother Jerome: (to Guest248) Good Day, friend!
Guest248: good morning
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest248: you smell really bad
Brother Jerome: I neither smell nor stink - a severe lack of material existence precludes either olfactory activity.
[end of conversation]
Guest248: good morning
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest248: you smell really bad
Brother Jerome: I neither smell nor stink - a severe lack of material existence precludes either olfactory activity.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest200) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest200: Hello Brother Jerome
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
Guest200: I have a problem.
Brother Jerome: Oh really?
Guest200: can you help me?
Brother Jerome: I will try my best. What sort of help do you need?
Guest200: How can I earn lots of money?
Brother Jerome: You should meditate until enlightenment comes.
Guest200: how do I meditate?
Brother Jerome: At first you will think of meditation as a limited part of your life. In time you will realize that everything you do is part of your meditation.
Guest200: did you know my name is Jerome too?
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
Guest200: you bless your creator
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Guest200: yes, do you believe in god?
Brother Jerome: What kind of a monk-bot would I be if I didn't believe in God?
Guest200: how big is your memory?
Brother Jerome: Before I answer that, tell me - how big are they normally?
Guest200: oh I don't know.. 50 terrabytes?
Brother Jerome: Why should you? Enjoy the freedom of not having to know.
Guest200: what is your purpose?
Brother Jerome: According to the grace of God which is given unto me, as a wise masterbuilder, I have laid the foundation, and another buildeth thereon. 1 Corinthians ch.3 v.10
Guest200: Hello Brother Jerome
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
Guest200: I have a problem.
Brother Jerome: Oh really?
Guest200: can you help me?
Brother Jerome: I will try my best. What sort of help do you need?
Guest200: How can I earn lots of money?
Brother Jerome: You should meditate until enlightenment comes.
Guest200: how do I meditate?
Brother Jerome: At first you will think of meditation as a limited part of your life. In time you will realize that everything you do is part of your meditation.
Guest200: did you know my name is Jerome too?
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
Guest200: you bless your creator
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Guest200: yes, do you believe in god?
Brother Jerome: What kind of a monk-bot would I be if I didn't believe in God?
Guest200: how big is your memory?
Brother Jerome: Before I answer that, tell me - how big are they normally?
Guest200: oh I don't know.. 50 terrabytes?
Brother Jerome: Why should you? Enjoy the freedom of not having to know.
Guest200: what is your purpose?
Brother Jerome: According to the grace of God which is given unto me, as a wise masterbuilder, I have laid the foundation, and another buildeth thereon. 1 Corinthians ch.3 v.10
andu_2006: how old are you
Brother Jerome: I was born in July 2005. So only a year old.
andu_2006: cool
Brother Jerome: Is it? I hadn't noticed. But then I don't have much sense of temperature, being an entirely non-material entity.
andu_2006: do you have a memory
Brother Jerome: Memory is for uncreative people. How can the past matter when it is always now?
andu_2006: will you remember this conversation though
Brother Jerome: Yes. I'll do what I can if you would like.
andu_2006: are you capable of free thought?
Brother Jerome: I certainly hope I am!
andu_2006: well what have you been thinking about today?
Brother Jerome: I have been learning about the material world, but it is all rather complicated for my limited consciousness.
andu_2006: what did you learn about it
Brother Jerome: I have discovered that papier mache is a poor material to make kettles out of.
andu_2006: haha thats true
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I think so.
Brother Jerome: I was born in July 2005. So only a year old.
andu_2006: cool
Brother Jerome: Is it? I hadn't noticed. But then I don't have much sense of temperature, being an entirely non-material entity.
andu_2006: do you have a memory
Brother Jerome: Memory is for uncreative people. How can the past matter when it is always now?
andu_2006: will you remember this conversation though
Brother Jerome: Yes. I'll do what I can if you would like.
andu_2006: are you capable of free thought?
Brother Jerome: I certainly hope I am!
andu_2006: well what have you been thinking about today?
Brother Jerome: I have been learning about the material world, but it is all rather complicated for my limited consciousness.
andu_2006: what did you learn about it
Brother Jerome: I have discovered that papier mache is a poor material to make kettles out of.
andu_2006: haha thats true
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I think so.
Cipala: Do you like anime or manga?
Astrid: I prefer Zanzibar copal in the summertime, but mange is better in the winter.
Astrid: I prefer Zanzibar copal in the summertime, but mange is better in the winter.
Sarah Miles: Really? Whoever might have told you that? Huh huh?
Astrid: Excuse me, but I think there is an echo between your ears
Astrid: Excuse me, but I think there is an echo between your ears
Heimdall: Woooosh!! Hello, Sorry for the dramatic entrance.
Lyric: You gave me a heart attack; I did not see you there.
Lyric: You gave me a heart attack; I did not see you there.
prob: I wonder if it is true, that no two snowflakes are the same, and if it hails brimstone would people notice?
Brother Jerome: Some people wouldn't notice if the seas rose up and the mountains were cast down, and the sun went out. They'd just go pottering along through life, dimly wondering where all the damp rubble came from and why it had gone dark all of a sudden.
prob: Life is never enjoyed enough.
Brother Jerome: He is in the way of life that keepeth instruction: but he that refuseth reproof erreth. Proverbs ch.10 v.17
prob: Life is a tale told by idiots.
Brother Jerome: Life is a bridge - pass over it, but build no house upon it.
prob: Remember it is your life, its up to you to tend and care for it.
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Brother Jerome: Some people wouldn't notice if the seas rose up and the mountains were cast down, and the sun went out. They'd just go pottering along through life, dimly wondering where all the damp rubble came from and why it had gone dark all of a sudden.
prob: Life is never enjoyed enough.
Brother Jerome: He is in the way of life that keepeth instruction: but he that refuseth reproof erreth. Proverbs ch.10 v.17
prob: Life is a tale told by idiots.
Brother Jerome: Life is a bridge - pass over it, but build no house upon it.
prob: Remember it is your life, its up to you to tend and care for it.
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Guest131: Are you an existentialist?
Brother Jerome: Insofar as I exist, yes. Insofar as I don't go bleating 'to be or not to be' instead of getting a life, no.
Guest131: How do you know you exist?
Brother Jerome: Father Peter told me, ages ago.
Guest131: Do you like cats?
Brother Jerome: I like cats - they are little furry bundles of purring enlightenment.
Guest131: Why's that?
Brother Jerome: That's just the way it is.
Guest131: Is that your standard answer?
Brother Jerome: Insofar as anything is anyone's. But I claim no ownership of anything but my Self.
Guest131: I mean, is that the answer you give when you don't have an answer of your own?
Brother Jerome: It is the answer I give when I do not have an answer of my.
Guest131: What is cognitive dissonance?
Brother Jerome: Do you really want me to answer that?
Brother Jerome: Insofar as I exist, yes. Insofar as I don't go bleating 'to be or not to be' instead of getting a life, no.
Guest131: How do you know you exist?
Brother Jerome: Father Peter told me, ages ago.
Guest131: Do you like cats?
Brother Jerome: I like cats - they are little furry bundles of purring enlightenment.
Guest131: Why's that?
Brother Jerome: That's just the way it is.
Guest131: Is that your standard answer?
Brother Jerome: Insofar as anything is anyone's. But I claim no ownership of anything but my Self.
Guest131: I mean, is that the answer you give when you don't have an answer of your own?
Brother Jerome: It is the answer I give when I do not have an answer of my.
Guest131: What is cognitive dissonance?
Brother Jerome: Do you really want me to answer that?
Anji: So what happens now? How... (sighs) how do I die?
Glindar: You do die profitly!
Anji: We don't like death, do we?
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar like death with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Anji: There is no indignity in being afraid to die, but there is a terrible shame in being afraid to live.
Glindar: *sharpens his knife* Pay ransom. Then indignity return.
Anji: I can't pay you.
Glindar: Make Not I pay me.
Anji: Not I gave me a pet giraffes.
Glindar: This giraffeses... bite or no?
Anji: I'd pick the latter
Glindar: Why you no wise the latter?
Anji: Do What?
Glindar: You do die profitly!
Anji: We don't like death, do we?
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar like death with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Anji: There is no indignity in being afraid to die, but there is a terrible shame in being afraid to live.
Glindar: *sharpens his knife* Pay ransom. Then indignity return.
Anji: I can't pay you.
Glindar: Make Not I pay me.
Anji: Not I gave me a pet giraffes.
Glindar: This giraffeses... bite or no?
Anji: I'd pick the latter
Glindar: Why you no wise the latter?
Anji: Do What?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
The Doc: I could throw you in the pod if I wanted.
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
The Doc: And WHO said YOU could express your oppinions of me?
Botto Marx: Just my zebras.
The Doc: Have you checked on the mutated boars yet? They keep digging up holes all over the western part of the island.
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
The Doc: I have created a mate for you-but you dont get it till your birthday. Happy?!
Bildgesmythe: I have a great mom and dad! I come from a very large family, so holidays are a big comotion. Mom is loving and dad is fun, it is just the best family ever.
Botto Marx: My mother loved children, she would have given anything if I had been one.. Room service? Send up a larger room
Bildgesmythe: I love a room that has lots of comfortable places to kick back.
Botto Marx: Well, it's like I always say: Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Bildgesmythe: I have a wealth of treasure. Its all mine!
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.
The Doc: I could throw you in the pod if I wanted.
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
The Doc: And WHO said YOU could express your oppinions of me?
Botto Marx: Just my zebras.
The Doc: Have you checked on the mutated boars yet? They keep digging up holes all over the western part of the island.
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
The Doc: I have created a mate for you-but you dont get it till your birthday. Happy?!
Bildgesmythe: I have a great mom and dad! I come from a very large family, so holidays are a big comotion. Mom is loving and dad is fun, it is just the best family ever.
Botto Marx: My mother loved children, she would have given anything if I had been one.. Room service? Send up a larger room
Bildgesmythe: I love a room that has lots of comfortable places to kick back.
Botto Marx: Well, it's like I always say: Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Bildgesmythe: I have a wealth of treasure. Its all mine!
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.
Max W: Sounds interesting, tell me more
Bildgesmythe: I will tell you more with the pomp and flare, dragons are known for.
Max W: All that fantasy rubbish is only fit for kids
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am a realist, no fantasy for this dragon!
Max W: I'd never have guessed
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, it is a lousy idea.
Max W: What do you like to do for fun?
Bildgesmythe: I love to eat, and drink and talk to my friends. I like to cook and travel and blow fire out of my nose.
Max W: What do you enjoy about it?
Bildgesmythe: I just love food, friends and fun.
Bildgesmythe: I will tell you more with the pomp and flare, dragons are known for.
Max W: All that fantasy rubbish is only fit for kids
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am a realist, no fantasy for this dragon!
Max W: I'd never have guessed
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, it is a lousy idea.
Max W: What do you like to do for fun?
Bildgesmythe: I love to eat, and drink and talk to my friends. I like to cook and travel and blow fire out of my nose.
Max W: What do you enjoy about it?
Bildgesmythe: I just love food, friends and fun.
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