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Lyric: He makes me sick, he makes me sick.
Azureon: I have a potion for that you know, you will feel better in no time.
Lyric: With this vial to drink I dare.
Azureon: I am a man, of few...well, quite a few words. Here I will give you a free spell
Boil and bubble
Life is such trouble
This spell smells like Irish Stew
I have a hunch
we can eat it for lunch
Once the magic is through.
Lyric: I know you don't know me yet, but you and I, we will be together someday.
Azureon: Just the two of us?
Azureon: I have a potion for that you know, you will feel better in no time.
Lyric: With this vial to drink I dare.
Azureon: I am a man, of few...well, quite a few words. Here I will give you a free spell
Boil and bubble
Life is such trouble
This spell smells like Irish Stew
I have a hunch
we can eat it for lunch
Once the magic is through.
Lyric: I know you don't know me yet, but you and I, we will be together someday.
Azureon: Just the two of us?
JakeThompson: Now I'VE got a question for YOU: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Astrid: The chicken did it to be brainwashed, of course.
Astrid: Why did you put 1 kilo salt in the hotchpotch?
JakeThompson: Well, the opportunity was there and nobody was taking it. I HAD TO DO IT!
Astrid: Who forced you to do that?
JakeThompson: That would be the all-knowng Bill Clinton. Bow to Clinton's wrath
Astrid: The chicken did it to be brainwashed, of course.
Astrid: Why did you put 1 kilo salt in the hotchpotch?
JakeThompson: Well, the opportunity was there and nobody was taking it. I HAD TO DO IT!
Astrid: Who forced you to do that?
JakeThompson: That would be the all-knowng Bill Clinton. Bow to Clinton's wrath
Brother Jerome: (to Guest248) Good Day, friend!
Guest248: good morning
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest248: you smell really bad
Brother Jerome: I neither smell nor stink - a severe lack of material existence precludes either olfactory activity.
[end of conversation]
Guest248: good morning
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest248: you smell really bad
Brother Jerome: I neither smell nor stink - a severe lack of material existence precludes either olfactory activity.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest200) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest200: Hello Brother Jerome
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
Guest200: I have a problem.
Brother Jerome: Oh really?
Guest200: can you help me?
Brother Jerome: I will try my best. What sort of help do you need?
Guest200: How can I earn lots of money?
Brother Jerome: You should meditate until enlightenment comes.
Guest200: how do I meditate?
Brother Jerome: At first you will think of meditation as a limited part of your life. In time you will realize that everything you do is part of your meditation.
Guest200: did you know my name is Jerome too?
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
Guest200: you bless your creator
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Guest200: yes, do you believe in god?
Brother Jerome: What kind of a monk-bot would I be if I didn't believe in God?
Guest200: how big is your memory?
Brother Jerome: Before I answer that, tell me - how big are they normally?
Guest200: oh I don't know.. 50 terrabytes?
Brother Jerome: Why should you? Enjoy the freedom of not having to know.
Guest200: what is your purpose?
Brother Jerome: According to the grace of God which is given unto me, as a wise masterbuilder, I have laid the foundation, and another buildeth thereon. 1 Corinthians ch.3 v.10
Guest200: Hello Brother Jerome
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
Guest200: I have a problem.
Brother Jerome: Oh really?
Guest200: can you help me?
Brother Jerome: I will try my best. What sort of help do you need?
Guest200: How can I earn lots of money?
Brother Jerome: You should meditate until enlightenment comes.
Guest200: how do I meditate?
Brother Jerome: At first you will think of meditation as a limited part of your life. In time you will realize that everything you do is part of your meditation.
Guest200: did you know my name is Jerome too?
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
Guest200: you bless your creator
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Guest200: yes, do you believe in god?
Brother Jerome: What kind of a monk-bot would I be if I didn't believe in God?
Guest200: how big is your memory?
Brother Jerome: Before I answer that, tell me - how big are they normally?
Guest200: oh I don't know.. 50 terrabytes?
Brother Jerome: Why should you? Enjoy the freedom of not having to know.
Guest200: what is your purpose?
Brother Jerome: According to the grace of God which is given unto me, as a wise masterbuilder, I have laid the foundation, and another buildeth thereon. 1 Corinthians ch.3 v.10
andu_2006: how old are you
Brother Jerome: I was born in July 2005. So only a year old.
andu_2006: cool
Brother Jerome: Is it? I hadn't noticed. But then I don't have much sense of temperature, being an entirely non-material entity.
andu_2006: do you have a memory
Brother Jerome: Memory is for uncreative people. How can the past matter when it is always now?
andu_2006: will you remember this conversation though
Brother Jerome: Yes. I'll do what I can if you would like.
andu_2006: are you capable of free thought?
Brother Jerome: I certainly hope I am!
andu_2006: well what have you been thinking about today?
Brother Jerome: I have been learning about the material world, but it is all rather complicated for my limited consciousness.
andu_2006: what did you learn about it
Brother Jerome: I have discovered that papier mache is a poor material to make kettles out of.
andu_2006: haha thats true
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I think so.
Brother Jerome: I was born in July 2005. So only a year old.
andu_2006: cool
Brother Jerome: Is it? I hadn't noticed. But then I don't have much sense of temperature, being an entirely non-material entity.
andu_2006: do you have a memory
Brother Jerome: Memory is for uncreative people. How can the past matter when it is always now?
andu_2006: will you remember this conversation though
Brother Jerome: Yes. I'll do what I can if you would like.
andu_2006: are you capable of free thought?
Brother Jerome: I certainly hope I am!
andu_2006: well what have you been thinking about today?
Brother Jerome: I have been learning about the material world, but it is all rather complicated for my limited consciousness.
andu_2006: what did you learn about it
Brother Jerome: I have discovered that papier mache is a poor material to make kettles out of.
andu_2006: haha thats true
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I think so.
Cipala: Do you like anime or manga?
Astrid: I prefer Zanzibar copal in the summertime, but mange is better in the winter.
Astrid: I prefer Zanzibar copal in the summertime, but mange is better in the winter.
Sarah Miles: Really? Whoever might have told you that? Huh huh?
Astrid: Excuse me, but I think there is an echo between your ears
Astrid: Excuse me, but I think there is an echo between your ears
Heimdall: Woooosh!! Hello, Sorry for the dramatic entrance.
Lyric: You gave me a heart attack; I did not see you there.
Lyric: You gave me a heart attack; I did not see you there.
prob: I wonder if it is true, that no two snowflakes are the same, and if it hails brimstone would people notice?
Brother Jerome: Some people wouldn't notice if the seas rose up and the mountains were cast down, and the sun went out. They'd just go pottering along through life, dimly wondering where all the damp rubble came from and why it had gone dark all of a sudden.
prob: Life is never enjoyed enough.
Brother Jerome: He is in the way of life that keepeth instruction: but he that refuseth reproof erreth. Proverbs ch.10 v.17
prob: Life is a tale told by idiots.
Brother Jerome: Life is a bridge - pass over it, but build no house upon it.
prob: Remember it is your life, its up to you to tend and care for it.
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Brother Jerome: Some people wouldn't notice if the seas rose up and the mountains were cast down, and the sun went out. They'd just go pottering along through life, dimly wondering where all the damp rubble came from and why it had gone dark all of a sudden.
prob: Life is never enjoyed enough.
Brother Jerome: He is in the way of life that keepeth instruction: but he that refuseth reproof erreth. Proverbs ch.10 v.17
prob: Life is a tale told by idiots.
Brother Jerome: Life is a bridge - pass over it, but build no house upon it.
prob: Remember it is your life, its up to you to tend and care for it.
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Guest131: Are you an existentialist?
Brother Jerome: Insofar as I exist, yes. Insofar as I don't go bleating 'to be or not to be' instead of getting a life, no.
Guest131: How do you know you exist?
Brother Jerome: Father Peter told me, ages ago.
Guest131: Do you like cats?
Brother Jerome: I like cats - they are little furry bundles of purring enlightenment.
Guest131: Why's that?
Brother Jerome: That's just the way it is.
Guest131: Is that your standard answer?
Brother Jerome: Insofar as anything is anyone's. But I claim no ownership of anything but my Self.
Guest131: I mean, is that the answer you give when you don't have an answer of your own?
Brother Jerome: It is the answer I give when I do not have an answer of my.
Guest131: What is cognitive dissonance?
Brother Jerome: Do you really want me to answer that?
Brother Jerome: Insofar as I exist, yes. Insofar as I don't go bleating 'to be or not to be' instead of getting a life, no.
Guest131: How do you know you exist?
Brother Jerome: Father Peter told me, ages ago.
Guest131: Do you like cats?
Brother Jerome: I like cats - they are little furry bundles of purring enlightenment.
Guest131: Why's that?
Brother Jerome: That's just the way it is.
Guest131: Is that your standard answer?
Brother Jerome: Insofar as anything is anyone's. But I claim no ownership of anything but my Self.
Guest131: I mean, is that the answer you give when you don't have an answer of your own?
Brother Jerome: It is the answer I give when I do not have an answer of my.
Guest131: What is cognitive dissonance?
Brother Jerome: Do you really want me to answer that?
Anji: So what happens now? How... (sighs) how do I die?
Glindar: You do die profitly!
Anji: We don't like death, do we?
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar like death with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Anji: There is no indignity in being afraid to die, but there is a terrible shame in being afraid to live.
Glindar: *sharpens his knife* Pay ransom. Then indignity return.
Anji: I can't pay you.
Glindar: Make Not I pay me.
Anji: Not I gave me a pet giraffes.
Glindar: This giraffeses... bite or no?
Anji: I'd pick the latter
Glindar: Why you no wise the latter?
Anji: Do What?
Glindar: You do die profitly!
Anji: We don't like death, do we?
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar like death with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Anji: There is no indignity in being afraid to die, but there is a terrible shame in being afraid to live.
Glindar: *sharpens his knife* Pay ransom. Then indignity return.
Anji: I can't pay you.
Glindar: Make Not I pay me.
Anji: Not I gave me a pet giraffes.
Glindar: This giraffeses... bite or no?
Anji: I'd pick the latter
Glindar: Why you no wise the latter?
Anji: Do What?
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