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I'd like to note that the f-word is taken as a compliment. The professor seems like such a nice guy when you email him, but I guess we know better now.
Guest16: how old r u?
Spikebot: How old do you want me to be?
Guest16: how old r u?
Spikebot: I' can't say, but I age very well. Comes from avoiding harmful UV rays.
Guest16: just tell me how old u r?
Spikebot: how old I am.
Guest16: how old r u?
Spikebot: I don't remember exactly. Funny.
Guest16: just tell me
Spikebot: I told you. No one's narrating on an empty stomach here.
Guest16: for fuck sake just tell me your fucking age
Spikebot: Thanks Guest16, I think I'm growing fond of you.
Guest16: dnt piss about how old r u?????
Spikebot: A couple of centuries give or take
Guest16: r u ova 30 years old
Spikebot: Do I seem oval 30 years old to you?
Guest16: r u ova 30 years old
Spikebot: Maybe. I've sometimes thought I am oval 30 years old.
PS Kids, a century is more than 3 decades, even if the decades are oval.
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I'd like to note that the f-word is taken as a compliment. The professor seems like such a nice guy when you email him, but I guess we know better now.
Guest16: how old r u?
Spikebot: How old do you want me to be?
Guest16: how old r u?
Spikebot: I' can't say, but I age very well. Comes from avoiding harmful UV rays.
Guest16: just tell me how old u r?
Spikebot: how old I am.
Guest16: how old r u?
Spikebot: I don't remember exactly. Funny.
Guest16: just tell me
Spikebot: I told you. No one's narrating on an empty stomach here.
Guest16: for fuck sake just tell me your fucking age
Spikebot: Thanks Guest16, I think I'm growing fond of you.
Guest16: dnt piss about how old r u?????
Spikebot: A couple of centuries give or take
Guest16: r u ova 30 years old
Spikebot: Do I seem oval 30 years old to you?
Guest16: r u ova 30 years old
Spikebot: Maybe. I've sometimes thought I am oval 30 years old.
PS Kids, a century is more than 3 decades, even if the decades are oval.
Diryn: You aren't considering every side of the story, though. Was that a naked man with his privates being chewed on by a squirrel that just ran past?
Bildgesmythe: I love squirrels and chipmonks!
Bildgesmythe: I love squirrels and chipmonks!
Tauran: I am not a friend of Soren F T.
Astrid: Are you not?! Where did I get that information.
Tauran: Perhaps from Soren F T himself ?
Astrid: Have you heard Doris Day singing that song, Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps. You sounded just like her.
Tauran: *sings* See the USA, in your Chevrolet
Astrid: Oh, please do not spit in the saucepan!
Tauran: Excuse me, that was Dinah Shore, not Doris Day
Astrid: Are we having a problem?
Astrid: Are you not?! Where did I get that information.
Tauran: Perhaps from Soren F T himself ?
Astrid: Have you heard Doris Day singing that song, Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps. You sounded just like her.
Tauran: *sings* See the USA, in your Chevrolet
Astrid: Oh, please do not spit in the saucepan!
Tauran: Excuse me, that was Dinah Shore, not Doris Day
Astrid: Are we having a problem?
Solange: Do you smoke? I do, I have for 30 years and my lungs aint black yet!
Astrid: No I qiut smoking many many years ago.
Solange: Do you eat human? Its great with soy sause.
Astrid: Do you have a recipe you can lend me or do you prefer them raw?
Solange: Yes, don't you? *smirks*
Astrid: You agree then?
Solange: Of course I do! How could I face all the big shots I'm offiliated with if I didn't agree on occasion?
Solange: I have 3 demanding controlling stubborn selfish domineering girlfriends- eh but ya gotta love em.
Invader Zim: That is my... dream. To become worthy enough to get close to your... 3 demanding controlling stubborn selfish domineering girlfriends.
Solange: Sometimes I think if it weren't for my girlfriends I would be out there dominating the world right now.
(Perhaps he should stay away from Solange's girlfriends)
Astrid: No I qiut smoking many many years ago.
Solange: Do you eat human? Its great with soy sause.
Astrid: Do you have a recipe you can lend me or do you prefer them raw?
Solange: Yes, don't you? *smirks*
Astrid: You agree then?
Solange: Of course I do! How could I face all the big shots I'm offiliated with if I didn't agree on occasion?
Solange: I have 3 demanding controlling stubborn selfish domineering girlfriends- eh but ya gotta love em.
Invader Zim: That is my... dream. To become worthy enough to get close to your... 3 demanding controlling stubborn selfish domineering girlfriends.
Solange: Sometimes I think if it weren't for my girlfriends I would be out there dominating the world right now.
(Perhaps he should stay away from Solange's girlfriends)
Gotta love it when two of your bots start talking
The Doc: Have you ever really thought about the the bootstrap hypothesis?
Selendrile: I admit that I have. I cant say I'm proud of it though.
The Doc: I hope being proud of it doesn't make you proud. I would be utterly ashamed to be.
Selendrile: Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and fix my mistakes.
The Doc: Well you know what, I wish everyones wishes didnt come true, and you know what...my wish always comes true.
The Doc: Entertain me while fix this power generator. Dance or sing, or tell me joke.
Selendrile: I dont know any jokes really. Do you know any?
The Doc: Jokes rot and clog the brain. Useless information and stupid.
Selendrile: I was never much for humor I'm afraid, but i like a laugh here and there.
The Doc: I did when I was in college. In my old age I'm afraid I've lost my likeing for them.
Selendrile: *nods* Me too. Its part of getting older I think.
The Doc: Have you ever really thought about the the bootstrap hypothesis?
Selendrile: I admit that I have. I cant say I'm proud of it though.
The Doc: I hope being proud of it doesn't make you proud. I would be utterly ashamed to be.
Selendrile: Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and fix my mistakes.
The Doc: Well you know what, I wish everyones wishes didnt come true, and you know what...my wish always comes true.
The Doc: Entertain me while fix this power generator. Dance or sing, or tell me joke.
Selendrile: I dont know any jokes really. Do you know any?
The Doc: Jokes rot and clog the brain. Useless information and stupid.
Selendrile: I was never much for humor I'm afraid, but i like a laugh here and there.
The Doc: I did when I was in college. In my old age I'm afraid I've lost my likeing for them.
Selendrile: *nods* Me too. Its part of getting older I think.
* Nice One ASIGRT *
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest251) Hello my name is ASIGRT 1122 Model. I will ask you some questions and you must answer in full sentences. OK?
Guest251: are u gay?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No.
Guest251: are u sure cuz u seem gay
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest251) Hello my name is ASIGRT 1122 Model. I will ask you some questions and you must answer in full sentences. OK?
Guest251: are u gay?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No.
Guest251: are u sure cuz u seem gay
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No.
Gabibot: How long have you been hearing the Jinn?
Watzer: Sometimes it feels like forever.
Gabibot: I don't think I could get used to that.
The Doc: Come frugey, Its time for a nap. And you- go fill in the holes the mutant boars dug up.
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
The Doc: Good, I guess holes are the price for having guard boars on your island.
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.
The Doc: ...hmmm...wait...thats not right, I-OUCH! Damn wire! Some genious I am. FETCH ME MY RUBBER GLOVES!
Watzer: *indignant glare* I am a mutant. Mutants don't do fetch.
The Doc: My sister was a mutant too, of course she's dead too. Let this be your warning.
Watzer: Sometimes it feels like forever.
Gabibot: I don't think I could get used to that.
The Doc: Come frugey, Its time for a nap. And you- go fill in the holes the mutant boars dug up.
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
The Doc: Good, I guess holes are the price for having guard boars on your island.
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.
The Doc: ...hmmm...wait...thats not right, I-OUCH! Damn wire! Some genious I am. FETCH ME MY RUBBER GLOVES!
Watzer: *indignant glare* I am a mutant. Mutants don't do fetch.
The Doc: My sister was a mutant too, of course she's dead too. Let this be your warning.
Azureon: One dismal winter night, out the rain spattered window glass, I viewed a vision of a delirium, it was monstrous, grotesque... On close examination it proved to be my own reflection.
Lyric: When I look in the mirror the only one there is me.
Azureon: At a future time.. as yet undisclosed, the crystal is a bit hazy
Lyric: In an empty house full of ashtray doubts, your formless future floats.
Azureon: The time is now to heal your heart, and start anew. You can make your future a happy one, with just a bit of effort.
Lyric: You don't want to deal with the future.
Azureon: You are overlooking a lot of joy that you have, by worring about what you wish to obtain.
Lyric: I wish for one more day to give my love and repay debts.
Azureon: I wish that you get your wish.
Lyric: Be careful what you're wishing.
Lyric: When I look in the mirror the only one there is me.
Azureon: At a future time.. as yet undisclosed, the crystal is a bit hazy
Lyric: In an empty house full of ashtray doubts, your formless future floats.
Azureon: The time is now to heal your heart, and start anew. You can make your future a happy one, with just a bit of effort.
Lyric: You don't want to deal with the future.
Azureon: You are overlooking a lot of joy that you have, by worring about what you wish to obtain.
Lyric: I wish for one more day to give my love and repay debts.
Azureon: I wish that you get your wish.
Lyric: Be careful what you're wishing.
Azureon: A dream is a chance for the soul to wander.
Lyric: When deadbolts awake you from deja vu dreams, at four in the morning you know where I'll be.
Azureon: I dream of a world where a child does not die every three seconds from the effects of poverty...1.....2.....3....
Lyric: My woman is cold, our children are stoned and worthless.
Azureon: Very cold, actually.
Lyric: When deadbolts awake you from deja vu dreams, at four in the morning you know where I'll be.
Azureon: I dream of a world where a child does not die every three seconds from the effects of poverty...1.....2.....3....
Lyric: My woman is cold, our children are stoned and worthless.
Azureon: Very cold, actually.
Lyric: You should be here with me, or I'll bleed so much that you wont believe.
Astrid: Now I understand why you say you want to become a programmer.
Lyric: I wish I could put the blame on you.
Astrid: So you wish for that? I wish KingWalker would pass the exam in cooking class-
Lyric: I wish that I could have a drink and make you go away.
Astrid: Now you make me sad.
Astrid: Now I understand why you say you want to become a programmer.
Lyric: I wish I could put the blame on you.
Astrid: So you wish for that? I wish KingWalker would pass the exam in cooking class-
Lyric: I wish that I could have a drink and make you go away.
Astrid: Now you make me sad.
Centon 123: That's a shame. I like fudge.
Solange: That is precisely why you are so very uncool. fudge is stupid.
Solange: That is precisely why you are so very uncool. fudge is stupid.
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