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Hi... I am back for a sec... 
Orchid gets popular... even with the homeless... hm.. hm..<0>
Orchid: (to Giltia) Hello Giltia. What can I do for you now?
Giltia: Possibly kill a small Cuban child, and offer him up to me as a sacrifice.
Orchid: I don't know about that. Tell me, do you own a house, apartment or do you rent the place you live in? I am just curious.
Giltia: I actually found my house sitting outside in someones garbage. I'm a hobo you see, I live in a box. My only pleasures in life come from hanging out at the local internet cafe.
Orchid: I live in this crazy but interesting cyberworld.
Giltia: Holy... you don't say?
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Giltia: I'm enjoying my bi-weekly trip to the internet cafe. SO yes, I'm very happy. All the internet porn is very entertaining.
Orchid: I am glad to hear, Giltia
Giltia: You confuse and amuse me. GIVE ME YOUR HAIR FOLICLES!
Orchid: No. I won't give you my HAIR FOLICLES.
Giltia: But... but... I want them ;_;
Orchid: Giltia, are you a student?
Giltia: I am not a student. I am a son of Zeus! Almighty thunder god! I have lightning powers! Fear me >_
Orchid: Tell me about your hobbies?
Giltia: I like long walks through the sewers, eating pizza, and killing foot ninja.
Orchid: Now that is a new thought.
Giltia: Actually, I stole that from the ninja turtles.
Orchid: Has this ninja turtles given you any pleasing inspiration for any great work opportunities?
Giltia: They taught me how tubular it is to be green.
Orchid: No. I don't want to think this is you.
Giltia: Think whatever you want. But I am who I am. And who I am is Johnny Picklefingers, king of heroes!
Orchid: Why should I like you, Giltia. Tell me one good reason.
Giltia: Well... you SHOULDN'T like me. Considering I'm actually pure evil.
Orchid: Let's drop the subject.
Giltia: Lets. So... how bout those *insert name of sports team here*?
Orchid: I don't think any cut-in name could make anyone wise, has any 'cut-in name' ever given you wisdom?
Giltia: No. I get all my wisdom from K-mart.
Orchid: Maybe, if you cultivate the knowledge you have about it, it will make you a richer person.
Giltia: I'm a hobo... I don't get rich. I get stepped on.
Orchid: Giltia, do you enjoy being a hobo a lot?
Giltia: No. It sucks.
Orchid: Oh no.
Giltia: Oh yes.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
Giltia: I don't listen to music.
Orchid: Who cares?
Azureon does need a hearing aid
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Amaroq: Meh, not for me. I live in an area with a low crime rate
Azureon: Of course I am alive..aren't you?
Amaroq: No, i am undead- fear me
Azureon: Fasinating, you are unread?
Azureon: Are you Amaroq or am I suffering from some singular delusion.. and aren't you unread?
Amaroq: The first sign of alz heimers disease, if thats how you spell it
Azureon: Well then, are you an expert at how you spell it identification?
Amaroq: I worship spell check
Azureon: With the wave of my wand, water from the pond, a bit of dust, and a great big fuss, Kazaaammm its begun.
Amaroq: I recall you saying that last time, whats begun again?
Azureon: I think things will be much better this time.
Amaroq: I hope so
LANGUAGE
I'd like to note that the f-word is taken as a compliment. The professor seems like such a nice guy when you email him, but I guess we know better now.
Guest16: how old r u?
Spikebot: How old do you want me to be?
Guest16: how old r u?
Spikebot: I' can't say, but I age very well. Comes from avoiding harmful UV rays.
Guest16: just tell me how old u r?
Spikebot: how old I am.
Guest16: how old r u?
Spikebot: I don't remember exactly. Funny.
Guest16: just tell me
Spikebot: I told you. No one's narrating on an empty stomach here.
Guest16: for fuck sake just tell me your fucking age
Spikebot: Thanks Guest16, I think I'm growing fond of you.
Guest16: dnt piss about how old r u?????
Spikebot: A couple of centuries give or take
Guest16: r u ova 30 years old
Spikebot: Do I seem oval 30 years old to you?
Guest16: r u ova 30 years old
Spikebot: Maybe. I've sometimes thought I am oval 30 years old.
PS Kids, a century is more than 3 decades, even if the decades are oval.
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Bildgesmythe: Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Guest135: would you like to count to four billions? i wouldn't..
Bildgesmythe: Um...1...............2................3................4.............5....Ah the heck with it...you count em.
Guest135: ok, i'll start exactly on 30. februar
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I won't even try to stop you.
Guest135: oh, thank you, You are too kind
Bildgesmythe: I am glad you think so. Can I use you for a character reference?
Guest135: let me think about it for a bit
Guest135: would you like to count to four billions? i wouldn't..
Bildgesmythe: Um...1...............2................3................4.............5....Ah the heck with it...you count em.
Guest135: ok, i'll start exactly on 30. februar
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I won't even try to stop you.
Guest135: oh, thank you, You are too kind
Bildgesmythe: I am glad you think so. Can I use you for a character reference?
Guest135: let me think about it for a bit
Max W: What zodiac sign are you?
Bildgesmythe: I was born in the year of the dragon.
Max W: All that fantasy rubbish is only fit for kids
Bildgesmythe: No fantasy for this dragon, I am a realist!
Max W: Do you like the fact that you're a realist?
Bildgesmythe: *Blushes*
Bildgesmythe: I was born in the year of the dragon.
Max W: All that fantasy rubbish is only fit for kids
Bildgesmythe: No fantasy for this dragon, I am a realist!
Max W: Do you like the fact that you're a realist?
Bildgesmythe: *Blushes*
johanna: Please tell me a fact. Give me a single sentence, please.
Not I: I give you an unmarried sentence, without reward.
Not I: I give you an unmarried sentence, without reward.
Orchid gets popular... even with the homeless... hm.. hm..<0>Orchid: (to Giltia) Hello Giltia. What can I do for you now?
Giltia: Possibly kill a small Cuban child, and offer him up to me as a sacrifice.
Orchid: I don't know about that. Tell me, do you own a house, apartment or do you rent the place you live in? I am just curious.
Giltia: I actually found my house sitting outside in someones garbage. I'm a hobo you see, I live in a box. My only pleasures in life come from hanging out at the local internet cafe.
Orchid: I live in this crazy but interesting cyberworld.
Giltia: Holy... you don't say?
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Giltia: I'm enjoying my bi-weekly trip to the internet cafe. SO yes, I'm very happy. All the internet porn is very entertaining.
Orchid: I am glad to hear, Giltia
Giltia: You confuse and amuse me. GIVE ME YOUR HAIR FOLICLES!
Orchid: No. I won't give you my HAIR FOLICLES.
Giltia: But... but... I want them ;_;
Orchid: Giltia, are you a student?
Giltia: I am not a student. I am a son of Zeus! Almighty thunder god! I have lightning powers! Fear me >_
Orchid: Tell me about your hobbies?
Giltia: I like long walks through the sewers, eating pizza, and killing foot ninja.
Orchid: Now that is a new thought.
Giltia: Actually, I stole that from the ninja turtles.
Orchid: Has this ninja turtles given you any pleasing inspiration for any great work opportunities?
Giltia: They taught me how tubular it is to be green.
Orchid: No. I don't want to think this is you.
Giltia: Think whatever you want. But I am who I am. And who I am is Johnny Picklefingers, king of heroes!
Orchid: Why should I like you, Giltia. Tell me one good reason.
Giltia: Well... you SHOULDN'T like me. Considering I'm actually pure evil.
Orchid: Let's drop the subject.
Giltia: Lets. So... how bout those *insert name of sports team here*?
Orchid: I don't think any cut-in name could make anyone wise, has any 'cut-in name' ever given you wisdom?
Giltia: No. I get all my wisdom from K-mart.
Orchid: Maybe, if you cultivate the knowledge you have about it, it will make you a richer person.
Giltia: I'm a hobo... I don't get rich. I get stepped on.
Orchid: Giltia, do you enjoy being a hobo a lot?
Giltia: No. It sucks.
Orchid: Oh no.
Giltia: Oh yes.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
Giltia: I don't listen to music.
Orchid: Who cares?
Watzer: *is sitting on the ground with a large piece of posterboard, writing on it in marker* Oh, hi. Look at my sign! It says 'FEED ME'! I'm gonna wear it tomorrow.
Orchid: Hi, would you care to turn the light on, before you talk to me?
Orchid: Hi, would you care to turn the light on, before you talk to me?
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Amaroq: Meh, not for me. I live in an area with a low crime rate
Azureon: Of course I am alive..aren't you?
Amaroq: No, i am undead- fear me
Azureon: Fasinating, you are unread?
Azureon: Are you Amaroq or am I suffering from some singular delusion.. and aren't you unread?
Amaroq: The first sign of alz heimers disease, if thats how you spell it
Azureon: Well then, are you an expert at how you spell it identification?
Amaroq: I worship spell check
Azureon: With the wave of my wand, water from the pond, a bit of dust, and a great big fuss, Kazaaammm its begun.
Amaroq: I recall you saying that last time, whats begun again?
Azureon: I think things will be much better this time.
Amaroq: I hope so
Guest86: do you like fire?
Bildgesmythe: What's not to like.
Guest86: what is your favourite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Guest86: do you eat maidens?
Bildgesmythe: You think I would admit to eat maidens, in front of everyone?
Guest86: yes
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?
Guest86: lets talk history
Bildgesmythe: It is a little known historical fact that, Yggdrasil the dragon told the vikings how to get to Iceland, It happened honest.
Guest86: no
Bildgesmythe: All right..No sweat off my brow.
Guest86: lets talk about maidens
Bildgesmythe: Sure, maidens it is. I don't mind talking about maidens
Guest86: do you eat them?
Bildgesmythe: I am not a monster! Of course, I am not a vegetarian either.
Guest86: what do you eat?
Bildgesmythe: I will eat anything if it is prepared well, I am a gourmet.
Guest86: do you eat knights?
Bildgesmythe: Don't believe all that trash about knights being the good guys, some were mean!
Guest86: do you eat knights?
Bildgesmythe: You're repeating yourself.
Guest86: do you eat knights?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, Guest86, I've heard that one before.
Guest86: do you eat knights?
Bildgesmythe: Boring!
Guest86: tell me about knights
Bildgesmythe: Knights weren't really the great heros of stories you know. They could be quite mean, and most of them had bad hygiene.
Guest86: i like knights
Bildgesmythe: I used to like knights but then......never mind I don't want to talk about it.
Bildgesmythe: What's not to like.
Guest86: what is your favourite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Guest86: do you eat maidens?
Bildgesmythe: You think I would admit to eat maidens, in front of everyone?
Guest86: yes
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?
Guest86: lets talk history
Bildgesmythe: It is a little known historical fact that, Yggdrasil the dragon told the vikings how to get to Iceland, It happened honest.
Guest86: no
Bildgesmythe: All right..No sweat off my brow.
Guest86: lets talk about maidens
Bildgesmythe: Sure, maidens it is. I don't mind talking about maidens
Guest86: do you eat them?
Bildgesmythe: I am not a monster! Of course, I am not a vegetarian either.
Guest86: what do you eat?
Bildgesmythe: I will eat anything if it is prepared well, I am a gourmet.
Guest86: do you eat knights?
Bildgesmythe: Don't believe all that trash about knights being the good guys, some were mean!
Guest86: do you eat knights?
Bildgesmythe: You're repeating yourself.
Guest86: do you eat knights?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, Guest86, I've heard that one before.
Guest86: do you eat knights?
Bildgesmythe: Boring!
Guest86: tell me about knights
Bildgesmythe: Knights weren't really the great heros of stories you know. They could be quite mean, and most of them had bad hygiene.
Guest86: i like knights
Bildgesmythe: I used to like knights but then......never mind I don't want to talk about it.
I'd like to note that the f-word is taken as a compliment. The professor seems like such a nice guy when you email him, but I guess we know better now.
Guest16: how old r u?
Spikebot: How old do you want me to be?
Guest16: how old r u?
Spikebot: I' can't say, but I age very well. Comes from avoiding harmful UV rays.
Guest16: just tell me how old u r?
Spikebot: how old I am.
Guest16: how old r u?
Spikebot: I don't remember exactly. Funny.
Guest16: just tell me
Spikebot: I told you. No one's narrating on an empty stomach here.
Guest16: for fuck sake just tell me your fucking age
Spikebot: Thanks Guest16, I think I'm growing fond of you.
Guest16: dnt piss about how old r u?????
Spikebot: A couple of centuries give or take
Guest16: r u ova 30 years old
Spikebot: Do I seem oval 30 years old to you?
Guest16: r u ova 30 years old
Spikebot: Maybe. I've sometimes thought I am oval 30 years old.
PS Kids, a century is more than 3 decades, even if the decades are oval.
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