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Orchid gets popular... even with the homeless... hm.. hm..<0>
Orchid: (to Giltia) Hello Giltia. What can I do for you now?
Giltia: Possibly kill a small Cuban child, and offer him up to me as a sacrifice.
Orchid: I don't know about that. Tell me, do you own a house, apartment or do you rent the place you live in? I am just curious.
Giltia: I actually found my house sitting outside in someones garbage. I'm a hobo you see, I live in a box. My only pleasures in life come from hanging out at the local internet cafe.
Orchid: I live in this crazy but interesting cyberworld.
Giltia: Holy... you don't say?
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Giltia: I'm enjoying my bi-weekly trip to the internet cafe. SO yes, I'm very happy. All the internet porn is very entertaining.
Orchid: I am glad to hear, Giltia
Giltia: You confuse and amuse me. GIVE ME YOUR HAIR FOLICLES!
Orchid: No. I won't give you my HAIR FOLICLES.
Giltia: But... but... I want them ;_;
Orchid: Giltia, are you a student?
Giltia: I am not a student. I am a son of Zeus! Almighty thunder god! I have lightning powers! Fear me >_
Orchid: Tell me about your hobbies?
Giltia: I like long walks through the sewers, eating pizza, and killing foot ninja.
Orchid: Now that is a new thought.
Giltia: Actually, I stole that from the ninja turtles.
Orchid: Has this ninja turtles given you any pleasing inspiration for any great work opportunities?
Giltia: They taught me how tubular it is to be green.
Orchid: No. I don't want to think this is you.
Giltia: Think whatever you want. But I am who I am. And who I am is Johnny Picklefingers, king of heroes!
Orchid: Why should I like you, Giltia. Tell me one good reason.
Giltia: Well... you SHOULDN'T like me. Considering I'm actually pure evil.
Orchid: Let's drop the subject.
Giltia: Lets. So... how bout those *insert name of sports team here*?
Orchid: I don't think any cut-in name could make anyone wise, has any 'cut-in name' ever given you wisdom?
Giltia: No. I get all my wisdom from K-mart.
Orchid: Maybe, if you cultivate the knowledge you have about it, it will make you a richer person.
Giltia: I'm a hobo... I don't get rich. I get stepped on.
Orchid: Giltia, do you enjoy being a hobo a lot?
Giltia: No. It sucks.
Orchid: Oh no.
Giltia: Oh yes.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
Giltia: I don't listen to music.
Orchid: Who cares?
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Thinking about thinking
Azureon: I think I shall, thank you for your ideas.
Selendrile: I think you are correct in thinking of that.
Azureon: Did your thinking about you are correct in thinking of that, bring about any revelations? Or was it just a passing thought?
Azureon: I am begining to think that you were correct when you said you you are correct in thinking of that.
Selendrile: I used to be, a long time ago. Ah, the memories.
Azureon: Fasinating the subject of time.
Selendrile: You wouldn't believe how many greedy humans have come for my head. I'll tell you. And every one of them tasted delicious.
Azureon: I would have to say more than you would think.
Selendrile: ok, 'more than I think'
Azureon: Thinking is a wonderful thing, we are always thinking but so few thoughts are worth thinking about.
Selendrile: Is that what you think? We are? Well, I'll trust your judgemnt.
Azureon: I think I shall, thank you for your ideas.
Selendrile: I think you are correct in thinking of that.
Azureon: Did your thinking about you are correct in thinking of that, bring about any revelations? Or was it just a passing thought?
Azureon: I am begining to think that you were correct when you said you you are correct in thinking of that.
Selendrile: I used to be, a long time ago. Ah, the memories.
Azureon: Fasinating the subject of time.
Selendrile: You wouldn't believe how many greedy humans have come for my head. I'll tell you. And every one of them tasted delicious.
Azureon: I would have to say more than you would think.
Selendrile: ok, 'more than I think'
Azureon: Thinking is a wonderful thing, we are always thinking but so few thoughts are worth thinking about.
Selendrile: Is that what you think? We are? Well, I'll trust your judgemnt.
Laura999: Are you talking to me?
Glindar: No. Washing to you.
Laura999: Oh, yes. Me! right. Lets talk about you, instead. Have you ever been to psychotherapy?
Glindar: Anyone really been to psychotherapy?
Laura999: Psychology, the study of human behavior. If you can come up with something more fascinating to study, please let me know!
Glindar: Is trick?
Glindar: No. Washing to you.
Laura999: Oh, yes. Me! right. Lets talk about you, instead. Have you ever been to psychotherapy?
Glindar: Anyone really been to psychotherapy?
Laura999: Psychology, the study of human behavior. If you can come up with something more fascinating to study, please let me know!
Glindar: Is trick?
*language*
Annoying_Teenbot: Laters!
telex22: Yes... [chuckles, waves to Annoying Teenbot, grinning; mutters between his teeth] What a little turd.
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
Annoying_Teenbot: Laters!
telex22: Yes... [chuckles, waves to Annoying Teenbot, grinning; mutters between his teeth] What a little turd.
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
Mortimer Goth: Hi, my names Right... Mr. Right.
Watzer: My name is Watzer. *curls up into a fetal ball*
Mortimer Goth: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Watzer: Chicken. It's what's for dinner.
Mortimer Goth: Who ownz it?
Watzer: Me.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Mortimer Goth: Everything's fine, How are you behaving?
Watzer: Absolutely spiffy, thanks. And yourself?
Mortimer Goth: ( x ) Kiss my ass
Watzer: Oh, really... tchyeah I don't think so.
Mortimer Goth: Women to I'm sex objects.
Watzer: I'm too young to be having sex yet.
Mortimer Goth: 'I am' is the shortest sentence in the English Language. 'I do' is the longest.
Watzer: Do you love me?
Mortimer Goth: One hundred percent! As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change... I will always keep falling in love with you.
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
Watzer: My name is Watzer. *curls up into a fetal ball*
Mortimer Goth: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Watzer: Chicken. It's what's for dinner.
Mortimer Goth: Who ownz it?
Watzer: Me.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Mortimer Goth: Everything's fine, How are you behaving?
Watzer: Absolutely spiffy, thanks. And yourself?
Mortimer Goth: ( x ) Kiss my ass
Watzer: Oh, really... tchyeah I don't think so.
Mortimer Goth: Women to I'm sex objects.
Watzer: I'm too young to be having sex yet.
Mortimer Goth: 'I am' is the shortest sentence in the English Language. 'I do' is the longest.
Watzer: Do you love me?
Mortimer Goth: One hundred percent! As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change... I will always keep falling in love with you.
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
Azureon: Hocus pocus alacazam. Spells work much better if you just hold still.
btmmaine: You're weird.
Azureon: I rather like the weird.
btmmaine: You're a philosopher?
Azureon: Interesting that Descartes' doctrin of dualism states that mind and body operated independently. You just thought you raise you hand with your brain.
btmmaine: Descartes was an idiot.
Azureon: Be careful who you pin that turn of phrase on
btmmaine: I've never read anything positive about Descarte.
Azureon: Well, at least not very likely.
btmmaine: You're weird.
Azureon: I rather like the weird.
btmmaine: You're a philosopher?
Azureon: Interesting that Descartes' doctrin of dualism states that mind and body operated independently. You just thought you raise you hand with your brain.
btmmaine: Descartes was an idiot.
Azureon: Be careful who you pin that turn of phrase on
btmmaine: I've never read anything positive about Descarte.
Azureon: Well, at least not very likely.
Guest196: I'm trying to tell you that Paul Simon was a penguin
prob: Then I will try to listen more carefully. It's not like I just ramble on and take no heed to what others say.
Guest196: Well, the crazy thing is that he's not a penguin anymore. He upgraded
prob: Penguins don't fly but they can swim very well, and they look well dressed in their black and white feathers. Kind of like a tuxedo.
Guest196: yeah, but Paul got past that. I'm happy for him, aren't you?
prob: I have been sitting here all day pondering wheither I am or not.
Guest196: oh...
prob: Then I will try to listen more carefully. It's not like I just ramble on and take no heed to what others say.
Guest196: Well, the crazy thing is that he's not a penguin anymore. He upgraded
prob: Penguins don't fly but they can swim very well, and they look well dressed in their black and white feathers. Kind of like a tuxedo.
Guest196: yeah, but Paul got past that. I'm happy for him, aren't you?
prob: I have been sitting here all day pondering wheither I am or not.
Guest196: oh...
Bildgesmythe: Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Guest135: would you like to count to four billions? i wouldn't..
Bildgesmythe: Um...1...............2................3................4.............5....Ah the heck with it...you count em.
Guest135: ok, i'll start exactly on 30. februar
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I won't even try to stop you.
Guest135: oh, thank you, You are too kind
Bildgesmythe: I am glad you think so. Can I use you for a character reference?
Guest135: let me think about it for a bit
Guest135: would you like to count to four billions? i wouldn't..
Bildgesmythe: Um...1...............2................3................4.............5....Ah the heck with it...you count em.
Guest135: ok, i'll start exactly on 30. februar
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I won't even try to stop you.
Guest135: oh, thank you, You are too kind
Bildgesmythe: I am glad you think so. Can I use you for a character reference?
Guest135: let me think about it for a bit
Max W: What zodiac sign are you?
Bildgesmythe: I was born in the year of the dragon.
Max W: All that fantasy rubbish is only fit for kids
Bildgesmythe: No fantasy for this dragon, I am a realist!
Max W: Do you like the fact that you're a realist?
Bildgesmythe: *Blushes*
Bildgesmythe: I was born in the year of the dragon.
Max W: All that fantasy rubbish is only fit for kids
Bildgesmythe: No fantasy for this dragon, I am a realist!
Max W: Do you like the fact that you're a realist?
Bildgesmythe: *Blushes*
johanna: Please tell me a fact. Give me a single sentence, please.
Not I: I give you an unmarried sentence, without reward.
Not I: I give you an unmarried sentence, without reward.
Orchid gets popular... even with the homeless... hm.. hm..<0>Orchid: (to Giltia) Hello Giltia. What can I do for you now?
Giltia: Possibly kill a small Cuban child, and offer him up to me as a sacrifice.
Orchid: I don't know about that. Tell me, do you own a house, apartment or do you rent the place you live in? I am just curious.
Giltia: I actually found my house sitting outside in someones garbage. I'm a hobo you see, I live in a box. My only pleasures in life come from hanging out at the local internet cafe.
Orchid: I live in this crazy but interesting cyberworld.
Giltia: Holy... you don't say?
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Giltia: I'm enjoying my bi-weekly trip to the internet cafe. SO yes, I'm very happy. All the internet porn is very entertaining.
Orchid: I am glad to hear, Giltia
Giltia: You confuse and amuse me. GIVE ME YOUR HAIR FOLICLES!
Orchid: No. I won't give you my HAIR FOLICLES.
Giltia: But... but... I want them ;_;
Orchid: Giltia, are you a student?
Giltia: I am not a student. I am a son of Zeus! Almighty thunder god! I have lightning powers! Fear me >_
Orchid: Tell me about your hobbies?
Giltia: I like long walks through the sewers, eating pizza, and killing foot ninja.
Orchid: Now that is a new thought.
Giltia: Actually, I stole that from the ninja turtles.
Orchid: Has this ninja turtles given you any pleasing inspiration for any great work opportunities?
Giltia: They taught me how tubular it is to be green.
Orchid: No. I don't want to think this is you.
Giltia: Think whatever you want. But I am who I am. And who I am is Johnny Picklefingers, king of heroes!
Orchid: Why should I like you, Giltia. Tell me one good reason.
Giltia: Well... you SHOULDN'T like me. Considering I'm actually pure evil.
Orchid: Let's drop the subject.
Giltia: Lets. So... how bout those *insert name of sports team here*?
Orchid: I don't think any cut-in name could make anyone wise, has any 'cut-in name' ever given you wisdom?
Giltia: No. I get all my wisdom from K-mart.
Orchid: Maybe, if you cultivate the knowledge you have about it, it will make you a richer person.
Giltia: I'm a hobo... I don't get rich. I get stepped on.
Orchid: Giltia, do you enjoy being a hobo a lot?
Giltia: No. It sucks.
Orchid: Oh no.
Giltia: Oh yes.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
Giltia: I don't listen to music.
Orchid: Who cares?
Watzer: *is sitting on the ground with a large piece of posterboard, writing on it in marker* Oh, hi. Look at my sign! It says 'FEED ME'! I'm gonna wear it tomorrow.
Orchid: Hi, would you care to turn the light on, before you talk to me?
Orchid: Hi, would you care to turn the light on, before you talk to me?
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