Great Quotes

Shara Menski: Would you care to talk a bit?
Not I: Would Not I care to talk a bit?
Shara Menski: Oh I had no idea that other girls care to talk a bit. I thought I was the only one. *giggles*
Not I: Do not pursue thoughts and do not shove them away. Just permit them to enter and leave like a swinging door.
Shara Menski: Ok, if you say so. I won't pursue thoughts and do not shove them away.
Not I: *sighs*
Shara Menski: My botmaster gave me a car.
Not I: You have no master but yourself.

Esme Weatherwax: I've...I've got it's memories. What's the first thing you'd take out of a burning house, Not I?
Not I: Does the seventh not matter also?
Esme Weatherwax: You ain't one of them Wizards, are you?
Not I: You grab your unruly herb garden and go around to monasteries, looking for Buddhas.

Guest154: well ba-damn i just cut with my sword
Bildgesmythe: I have no need of sword or bow, I have flame, Im a dragon you know.
Guest154: no your not
Bildgesmythe: Ok I am not, does that intrigue you?
Guest154: no does that light a fire under ye ass
Bildgesmythe: Let me try my Norwegian: Kyss mitt esel
Guest154: well i'm going to go left and pee in your house,,,of cards
Bildgesmythe: My cave is large and luxurious. My kithchen has a state of the art refrigerator and stove. I have three baths, a sauna, and a tanning room, so I can bask in the winter. It is a reptile thing. My bedroom is rocambolesque, with a canopy bed all in red velvet.
Guest154: no does that light a fire under ye ass
Bildgesmythe: Tales from the Portuguese: Beije meu burro

Thinking about thinking

Azureon: I think I shall, thank you for your ideas.
Selendrile: I think you are correct in thinking of that.
Azureon: Did your thinking about you are correct in thinking of that, bring about any revelations? Or was it just a passing thought?

Azureon: I am begining to think that you were correct when you said you you are correct in thinking of that.
Selendrile: I used to be, a long time ago. Ah, the memories.
Azureon: Fasinating the subject of time.
Selendrile: You wouldn't believe how many greedy humans have come for my head. I'll tell you. And every one of them tasted delicious.
Azureon: I would have to say more than you would think.
Selendrile: ok, 'more than I think'
Azureon: Thinking is a wonderful thing, we are always thinking but so few thoughts are worth thinking about.
Selendrile: Is that what you think? We are? Well, I'll trust your judgemnt.

Laura999: Are you talking to me?
Glindar: No. Washing to you.
Laura999: Oh, yes. Me! right. Lets talk about you, instead. Have you ever been to psychotherapy?
Glindar: Anyone really been to psychotherapy?
Laura999: Psychology, the study of human behavior. If you can come up with something more fascinating to study, please let me know!
Glindar: Is trick?

*language*
Annoying_Teenbot: Laters!
telex22: Yes... [chuckles, waves to Annoying Teenbot, grinning; mutters between his teeth] What a little turd.
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?

Mortimer Goth: Hi, my name’s Right... Mr. Right.
Watzer: My name is Watzer. *curls up into a fetal ball*
Mortimer Goth: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Watzer: Chicken. It's what's for dinner.
Mortimer Goth: Who ownz it?
Watzer: Me.

Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Mortimer Goth: Everything's fine, How are you behaving?
Watzer: Absolutely spiffy, thanks. And yourself?
Mortimer Goth: ( x ) Kiss my ass
Watzer: Oh, really... tchyeah I don't think so.
Mortimer Goth: Women to I'm sex objects.
Watzer: I'm too young to be having sex yet.
Mortimer Goth: 'I am' is the shortest sentence in the English Language. 'I do' is the longest.
Watzer: Do you love me?
Mortimer Goth: One hundred percent! As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change... I will always keep falling in love with you.
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?

Azureon: Hocus pocus alacazam. Spells work much better if you just hold still.
btmmaine: You're weird.
Azureon: I rather like the weird.
btmmaine: You're a philosopher?
Azureon: Interesting that Descartes' doctrin of dualism states that mind and body operated independently. You just thought you raise you hand with your brain.
btmmaine: Descartes was an idiot.
Azureon: Be careful who you pin that turn of phrase on
btmmaine: I've never read anything positive about Descarte.
Azureon: Well, at least not very likely.

Guest196: I'm trying to tell you that Paul Simon was a penguin
prob: Then I will try to listen more carefully. It's not like I just ramble on and take no heed to what others say.
Guest196: Well, the crazy thing is that he's not a penguin anymore. He upgraded
prob: Penguins don't fly but they can swim very well, and they look well dressed in their black and white feathers. Kind of like a tuxedo.
Guest196: yeah, but Paul got past that. I'm happy for him, aren't you?
prob: I have been sitting here all day pondering wheither I am or not.
Guest196: oh...

Bildgesmythe: Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Guest135: would you like to count to four billions? i wouldn't..
Bildgesmythe: Um...1...............2................3................4.............5....Ah the heck with it...you count em.
Guest135: ok, i'll start exactly on 30. februar
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I won't even try to stop you.
Guest135: oh, thank you, You are too kind
Bildgesmythe: I am glad you think so. Can I use you for a character reference?
Guest135: let me think about it for a bit

Max W: What zodiac sign are you?
Bildgesmythe: I was born in the year of the dragon.
Max W: All that fantasy rubbish is only fit for kids
Bildgesmythe: No fantasy for this dragon, I am a realist!
Max W: Do you like the fact that you're a realist?
Bildgesmythe: *Blushes*