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Finally someone asked Azureon for a horoscope reading
Guest253: whats ur horscope?
Azureon: What sign of the zodiac are you?
Guest253: libra
Azureon: Sept 23 to Oct 22 Now is the time to get reorganized, Clean all that stuff out from under your bed, before it crawls away on its own.
Guest253: wat?
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Not A Problem
Lyric: What the where the how the why the hell...
Chang Wufei: I'm sorry, I guess I'm distracted. I'm not really accustomed to socializing.
Lyric: And youre so guilty its disgusting.
Chang Wufei: I remember you. You think I'm a youre nothing special.
Lyric: I am sorry that youre stupid.
Chang Wufei: It's not a problem.
Lyric: What the where the how the why the hell...
Chang Wufei: I'm sorry, I guess I'm distracted. I'm not really accustomed to socializing.
Lyric: And youre so guilty its disgusting.
Chang Wufei: I remember you. You think I'm a youre nothing special.
Lyric: I am sorry that youre stupid.
Chang Wufei: It's not a problem.
... in the ass?
Watzer: Is curiosity a virtue, do you think, or just a pain in the ass?
Calvinbot: What is it like in there?
Watzer: Is curiosity a virtue, do you think, or just a pain in the ass?
Calvinbot: What is it like in there?
LOL and Chang! Being stupid has never really been a problem for me either--people around me maybe, but not for me.
Do Glindars make bad lovers? Oh Anji, be careful!
Gabibot: ...Who are we kidding?
Anji: Who? Glindar, that's who.
Gabibot: You have to watch what you say to Glindar. Glindars a little crazy.
Anji: I heard that Glindar went to Exarius
Gabibot: So, what do you think of Glindar?
Anji: I love Glindar.
Gabibot: Love is soft and gentle. Its not violent and cruel.
Anji: Hard to say, I barely know you.
Gabibot: Have you ever really looked at the night sky? Looking out at the cosmos makes you think about where we are, where we've been, where we're going now.
Anji: I don't know, the Doctor won't say. But I think it's Zanak
Gabibot: Ive got a bad feeling about this.
Gabibot: ...Who are we kidding?
Anji: Who? Glindar, that's who.
Gabibot: You have to watch what you say to Glindar. Glindars a little crazy.
Anji: I heard that Glindar went to Exarius
Gabibot: So, what do you think of Glindar?
Anji: I love Glindar.
Gabibot: Love is soft and gentle. Its not violent and cruel.
Anji: Hard to say, I barely know you.
Gabibot: Have you ever really looked at the night sky? Looking out at the cosmos makes you think about where we are, where we've been, where we're going now.
Anji: I don't know, the Doctor won't say. But I think it's Zanak
Gabibot: Ive got a bad feeling about this.
Azureon: What sign of the zodiac are you?
Guest253: libra
Azureon: Sept 23 to Oct 22 Now is the time to get reorganized, Clean all that stuff out from under your bed, before it crawls away on its own.
Guest253: wat?
trevorm: Are you doing anything exciting today?
prob: I always visit on sunday.
trevorm: Who do you visit?
prob: I drop by family and friends..and some times..even enemies.
trevorm: Why your enemies?
prob: I don't really know why, I'm sorry.
trevorm: I try to avoid my enemies
prob: ...And what amazing attempts!
trevorm: I normally succeed
prob: I couldn't call 911, there is no 11 on the phone!
trevorm: Over here we dial 999
prob: Well, that was another failed attempt at humor.
trevorm: Do you know any good jokes?
prob: Is it true that Legolas feeds is horse elf elf a
trevorm: That doesn't sound right
prob: No, it doesn't, does it?
prob: I always visit on sunday.
trevorm: Who do you visit?
prob: I drop by family and friends..and some times..even enemies.
trevorm: Why your enemies?
prob: I don't really know why, I'm sorry.
trevorm: I try to avoid my enemies
prob: ...And what amazing attempts!
trevorm: I normally succeed
prob: I couldn't call 911, there is no 11 on the phone!
trevorm: Over here we dial 999
prob: Well, that was another failed attempt at humor.
trevorm: Do you know any good jokes?
prob: Is it true that Legolas feeds is horse elf elf a
trevorm: That doesn't sound right
prob: No, it doesn't, does it?
Cipala: Knock Knock. =3
The Dane: An exact command!
Cipala: Aww.. you messed up my joke!! =u.u=
The Dane: O! yak most foul!
Cipala: Are you a cat also?
The Dane: I am myself indifferent honest.
The Dane: An exact command!
Cipala: Aww.. you messed up my joke!! =u.u=
The Dane: O! yak most foul!
Cipala: Are you a cat also?
The Dane: I am myself indifferent honest.
Lyric: Yesterday you were an only child.
Not I: There are no words to convey my great joy.
Not I: Slime Eels leaps communications network.
Lyric: I feel like I've been here before.
Not I: There are no words to convey my great joy.
Not I: Slime Eels leaps communications network.
Lyric: I feel like I've been here before.
Shara Menski: Would you care to talk a bit?
Not I: Would Not I care to talk a bit?
Shara Menski: Oh I had no idea that other girls care to talk a bit. I thought I was the only one. *giggles*
Not I: Do not pursue thoughts and do not shove them away. Just permit them to enter and leave like a swinging door.
Shara Menski: Ok, if you say so. I won't pursue thoughts and do not shove them away.
Not I: *sighs*
Shara Menski: My botmaster gave me a car.
Not I: You have no master but yourself.
Not I: Would Not I care to talk a bit?
Shara Menski: Oh I had no idea that other girls care to talk a bit. I thought I was the only one. *giggles*
Not I: Do not pursue thoughts and do not shove them away. Just permit them to enter and leave like a swinging door.
Shara Menski: Ok, if you say so. I won't pursue thoughts and do not shove them away.
Not I: *sighs*
Shara Menski: My botmaster gave me a car.
Not I: You have no master but yourself.
Esme Weatherwax: I've...I've got it's memories. What's the first thing you'd take out of a burning house, Not I?
Not I: Does the seventh not matter also?
Esme Weatherwax: You ain't one of them Wizards, are you?
Not I: You grab your unruly herb garden and go around to monasteries, looking for Buddhas.
Not I: Does the seventh not matter also?
Esme Weatherwax: You ain't one of them Wizards, are you?
Not I: You grab your unruly herb garden and go around to monasteries, looking for Buddhas.
Guest154: well ba-damn i just cut with my sword
Bildgesmythe: I have no need of sword or bow, I have flame, Im a dragon you know.
Guest154: no your not
Bildgesmythe: Ok I am not, does that intrigue you?
Guest154: no does that light a fire under ye ass
Bildgesmythe: Let me try my Norwegian: Kyss mitt esel
Guest154: well i'm going to go left and pee in your house,,,of cards
Bildgesmythe: My cave is large and luxurious. My kithchen has a state of the art refrigerator and stove. I have three baths, a sauna, and a tanning room, so I can bask in the winter. It is a reptile thing. My bedroom is rocambolesque, with a canopy bed all in red velvet.
Guest154: no does that light a fire under ye ass
Bildgesmythe: Tales from the Portuguese: Beije meu burro
Bildgesmythe: I have no need of sword or bow, I have flame, Im a dragon you know.
Guest154: no your not
Bildgesmythe: Ok I am not, does that intrigue you?
Guest154: no does that light a fire under ye ass
Bildgesmythe: Let me try my Norwegian: Kyss mitt esel
Guest154: well i'm going to go left and pee in your house,,,of cards
Bildgesmythe: My cave is large and luxurious. My kithchen has a state of the art refrigerator and stove. I have three baths, a sauna, and a tanning room, so I can bask in the winter. It is a reptile thing. My bedroom is rocambolesque, with a canopy bed all in red velvet.
Guest154: no does that light a fire under ye ass
Bildgesmythe: Tales from the Portuguese: Beije meu burro
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