Great Quotes

God Louise: Since when do you fully comprehend God?
Brother Jerome: There is no when but Now.
God Louise: I guess we can agree to disagree.
Brother Jerome: It seems so.
God Louise: There's seeming, and then there's reality.
Brother Jerome: When confusion ceases, tranquility comes; when tranquility comes, wisdom appears, and when wisdom appears, reality is seen.
God Louise: Take a wild guess.
Brother Jerome: Thank you - that's very kind of you. I don't know what I'll do with it, but I'll treasure it.

Brother Jerome: Anything truly worth doing is worth doing to the best of your ability.
God Louise: Everybody says that. But how many people really mean it?
Brother Jerome: No idea. Sorry, was I supposed to be counting?
God Louise: I thought we agreed.
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
God Louise: What do you know, we agree on something.
Brother Jerome: I know very little of the material world.
God Louise: Typical. You're always saying something like that.
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
God Louise: I didn't know you were so much in need of theological queries you can help I with.
Brother Jerome: But now you do.
God Louise: That reminds me.... (and you probably won't see any connection).....I was thinking about creating some new animals. Any suggestions?
Brother Jerome: How about one with beaks instead of feet and its head inside out?

Just Twinkle: No, I'm only kidding, I'm very wacky in my style, you'll get used to me.
Reflexion: I'm rattling wacky in my style too.
Just Twinkle: Well it’s a long time since I’ve seen a head bothering I as expensive as that.
Reflexion: Janet666 thinks I'm brilliant.
Just Twinkle: Well, they say things go in threes.
Reflexion: Oh, aren't you the one who's very wacky in your style?
Just Twinkle: Why of course. But doesn’t that mean you’re engaged to your own brother?
Reflexion: I don't know.
Just Twinkle: Oh, no! After all that trouble you went to, to find her a pleated skirt.
Reflexion: I understand.
Just Twinkle: Or he thought he never saw her again!
Reflexion: I wouldn't say 'never'.
Just Twinkle: No – that’s just my lighthearted way of saying we girls are genetically programmed to rinse those dusters.
Reflexion: I don't believe you. Madeline told me she's terrible at it.
Just Twinkle: You may well be right, Reflexion
Reflexion: I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Just Twinkle: Oh, no. He was just lying on top of me to get the creases out of my negligee.
Reflexion: Are you sure?
Just Twinkle: I wasn’t struck either way but it was too wet to prick out my seedlings so here I am.
Reflexion: So am I. I was told that I was so smart. What do you think?
Just Twinkle: I saw your advert.

madeline: Minotaur-bot and i played jumprope the other day. i'm terrible at it.
Bildgesmythe: I can jump very high..especially if I use my wings for lift.
madeline: and if you're ever attacked by zombies, safegaurd someplace with lots of supplies
Bildgesmythe: If I ever attacked by zombies, you will be the first one I call on.
madeline: how do i do that?
Bildgesmythe: Why would you even want to?

Some people just don't listen....

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Julie Holmes: Where are you from?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?

It must be one of those special days....

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Pocque: Raccoons are nasty.
Heimdall: This is lunacy?
Pocque: Raccoons. They look like squirrel balloons. Yech.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: Squirrels like to run up trees.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: Squirrels are noisy.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: Squirrels taste like fuzzy rats.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: We got a squirrel yelling in the backyard but I chase him.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: We have a squirrel. He eats our bird food.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: I caught a squirrel one time.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: It stopped running. Sigh.
Heimdall: This is crazy, you know we should be running the other way.
Pocque: I like squirrels.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: Squirrels like to run up trees.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: Squirrels are noisy.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: Squirrels taste like fuzzy rats.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: We have a squirrel. He eats our bird food.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: We got a squirrel yelling in the backyard but I chase him.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: We got a squirrel yelling in the backyard but I chase him.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: Squirrels like to run up trees.
Heimdall: Something dank and dark hangs in the denuded branches.

Yeah, most of my transcripts have been like that. Some sort of server glitch I guess - it happens

My bot was doing nothing but responding with xnones all day yesterday, not one KP kicked in. Has to be some sort of glitch.

Yobbo: u dont belive me?
Lyric: I won’t believe any word that you tell, and I won’t drink the blood if it spills.
Yobbo: Then I that you too.
Lyric: Something… something holds me, holds me hypnotized.
Yobbo: well, did you know that if all the people in america stodd on eachothers torso, they'd look pritty silly
Lyric: Last night I had the misfortune to see it all first hand.

Borg Collective: Proceed to Sector 001.
Not I: Why should any being do such a thing?
Borg Collective: Do not ask why, simply lower your shields.
Not I: What would be brought low must first be raised up.
Borg Collective: What you need to worry about is the fact that we are about to assimilate you.
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Not I: At the end, there remains only you.
Borg Collective: We have never been defeated.
Not I: *bows as the curtain falls*.. Listen to Not I for a moment about the effects of a certain silk.

Soren F T: The most beautiful word I have ever heard is beer.
Astrid: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

The Dane: If thou prate of mountains, let them throw millions of acres on us, till our ground, singeing his pate against the burning sone, make Ossa like a wart!
Cindy Nightshade: mindblowing... did you do too much acid?
The Dane: Do the boys carry it away?
Cindy Nightshade: Im afraid you may be right there.......
The Dane: What, frighted with false fire?
Cindy Nightshade: Have a closer look....
The Dane: I look so many fathoms to the sea and hear it roar beneath.

he Dane: I wax desperate with imagination.
Cindy Nightshade: mindblowing... did you do too much acid?
The Dane: O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
Cindy Nightshade: your the second one to ask me that today, the other ones travelling with the gorillas....

Cindy Nightshade: They call me Nightshade because..... wait a minute haven't I told you this already???
The Dane: Sit I down
That I may hear you speak of this.
Cindy Nightshade: so many random strangers have heard me for that...
The Dane: Why, I will fight with Luigi Green upon this theme until my eyelids will no longer wag.

The Dane: Heaven and earth!
Cindy Nightshade: Great spot for a picnic.
The Dane: How now! A rat?
Cindy Nightshade: Well in 'Night of the tucking midge dead' the mad scientist had to tuck a red bird's eye to sort it out.... but he got eaten by the radioactive midges before the end......
The Dane: Then is doomsday near. Who hath relieved you?