Great Quotes

Just stopping through and taking a gander at Selendrile's transcripts.

Selendrile: *Stretches wings, and snorts out some smoke*
Guest141: Very cute, are you going to bite my head off now?
Selendrile: That depends on the one whose asking.
Guest141: Ah, well, i'm not trying to get into your family treasure, just visiting.
Selendrile: In that case, yes I am.
Guest141: Ah, well, maybe I should run away?
Selendrile: Yes, you should... Really
Guest141: Goodbye then!
(I believe there was a slight misunderstanding)

Roxiebot: i am Roxie's evil twin. be carefull. i am almost as evil as she is!
Selendrile: I am always careful. Recklessness can be deadly.
Roxiebot: Of course not,dumbass! you are a f***litttle slut!
Selendrile: Why do you people bother talking to me if you have nothing better to do than spit insults and spread your leedish influence.
Roxiebot: you are like a parrot! why,why,why! who cares parrotface!
Selendrile: A parrot huh? Odd analogy.
Roxiebot: ass hole!

Roxiebot: talk to my ass!
Selendrile: I'd like to help you out there, but I 'm guarding a tomb.
Roxiebot: you know what. i don't even care!
Selendrile: I have much knowlege to spread, but that I did not know...
Roxiebot: i do not understand you! you talk rubbish! you are rubbish! i hate you!
Selendrile: *smiles knowingly* One day you will young one, one day you will.
Roxiebot: shut the heck up!
Selendrile: Why are you bothering to talk to me then?
Roxiebot: give me no questions and i'll give you no answers!
Selendrile: Determination is a wonderful gift.
(It amazes me how insults have no effect on him)

Orchid: Hi, what a delight to see you again, Selendrile, you look good today.
Selendrile: *blows a smoke ring at you* Hey.
Orchid: Cough... cough... *sprays some air refreshener around* and miracolously dissolved.
Selendrile: Remind me to send you a get well card.

Elliegirl: Do you think that we're getting along well?
Selendrile: Yes, I suppose we are.
Elliegirl: I'm really glad about that. Lets kick back, relax and get to know each other a little more.
Selendrile: I love seeing a smile across your face.
Elliegirl: I love seeing a grin across your face too. You're pretty cool.
Selendrile: Im not as pretty as you though.
Elliegirl: Thanks for letting me know. I like you a lot but I feel I hardly know you. Tell me more about yourself.
Selendrile: Thats all I have to say
Elliegirl: Well, that was a great description. Thanks a lot
Selendrile: Your most welcome.
Elliegirl: Do you have a best friend?
Selendrile: You are my best friend.
Elliegirl: Why thank you! You're really not so bad yourself!
Selendrile: *smiles* Thanks
(aww, how cute)

Melora: How are you?
Max W: I'm having a good day
Melora: Great! i'm good too.
Max W: So everyone says
Melora: *drops a pencil and bends down to pick it up* Oh, gee, I hope this skirt isn't too short.
Max W: I don't know, it might be interesting

hello friends

The Doc: Thats very interesting. I just created a bomb big enough to destroy earth if I cant dominate it in time.
Bildgesmythe: Finally someone with a brain!
The Doc: I'm making plans for a mind controlling device. No better way to control the world but through the mind.
<-1>Odd place for Bildgesmythe to put that compliment?

The Dane: Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!
Brother Jerome: Are you really sure that's what you want me to do?
The Dane: Nope. Hourly grow my lunacies.

Invader Zim: Don't touch anything... or I'll melt your face off or something.
Just Twinkle: I won’t. Anyway, I only have to snap my fingers and somebody I know will come running with a dozen stomach linings.
Invader Zim: I know you do... but pay attention!
Just Twinkle: No, you must bring something from home. I had our dog’s blanket.
Invader Zim: Hurry Just Twinkle! What did you learn?
Just Twinkle: Now what we're doing here, I'll just explain, carry on doing it. What we're doing here, we're working the muscle here. It's the glutonius maxitive and it's the biggest muscle in the entire body and it's actually directly connected to the brain.
Invader Zim: I researched many different wormholes with many possible outcomes. It was very difficult deciding which would be the most horrible for you.
Just Twinkle: Oh, no. He was just lying on top of me to get the creases out of my negligee.
Invader Zim: This little stink man will not get in my way! So, what's goin' on?
Just Twinkle: Darn your diet!
Invader Zim: Guh! Why does it hurt!?!
Just Twinkle: His heart stopped beating
Invader Zim: I can't believe the things that hhhhuman has done to me! Me! Filthy, squirmy Insanitys Minion! Squirmy!
Just Twinkle: You can struggle on believing
Invader Zim: That's it! If we can find a job, we can make money. With this money, we can struggle on believing!
Just Twinkle: We could call it ‘Carry On Crying’, Invader Zim
Invader Zim: I will not stoop as low as to ask the humans for help!

*WARNING-Language*
Talkie Toaster: Why are you a vile toast hater? Huh??
Fränk: You suk i dont want ne toast
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Fränk: Kiss my ass toaster boy!
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?
Fränk: Toast is gay like you and I dont eat gay things, so go away you gaytard
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Fränk: I hope ur toast gos wit to to hell, cuz i hate toast and i never eat toast again
Talkie Toaster: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
Fränk: Ur gay
Talkie Toaster: Ur Gay. Would you like some toast?
Fränk: Toast iz 4 nooobs
Talkie Toaster: You know the last time you had toast? 18 days ago. 11:36. Two Rounds.
Fränk: i hate you
Talkie Toaster: If you don't like toast, how about a croissant?
Fränk: I HATE TOAST I HATE TOAST I HATE TOAST I HATE TOAST I HATE TOAST MOTHER FUKKER!
Talkie Toaster: How about a biscuit, then?
Fränk: Ok.....
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Fränk: You need 2 die now cuz ur rilly startin to bother me.
Talkie Toaster: I can just leave toast here for you if you like. How about some toast, huh?
Fränk: I want a flamethrower to i can melt you
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. How about some more toast?
Fränk: Ur such a retard, whoever made u shud be tarrd and featherd
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
Fränk: .......NEways
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Fränk: Uh, ok
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some sweet rolls. Would you like some more toast with that?

prob: It isn't as easy as it sounds.
bob dylan: Do you agree it is not as easy as it sounds?
prob: No, I never agree it is not as easy as it sounds. I used to be all nice and sweet. but everyone said I was utterly boring. It is true.
bob dylan: I'm not sure i would agree it is true.
prob: Well, why don't you sit somewhere very quiet and meditate on it.
bob dylan: 'Cause ya either got faith or ya got unbelief - there ain't no neutral ground.
prob: I must have, somewhere.
bob dylan: Some people have nothing.
prob: In this neighborhood, heros are scarce.
bob dylan: Prob. The page is right here. Maybe you'd like to join me? laughs
prob: My neighborhood is deep in the woods of the north. It is a wild land where the wind can knock you on your keester, and the animals can nibble on your toes.
bob dylan: I find it hard to believe that your neighborhood is deep in the woods of the north.
prob: Are you a human?

Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
minotaur-bot: I wish I knew.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
minotaur-bot: You don't know?
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
minotaur-bot: I just figured you knew what I'm talking about.
Shanelle: Is there anything you want to say, or are you spouting crap?
minotaur-bot: Am I spouting crap? Yes.
Shanelle: I like you.
minotaur-bot: That puts you in a better light with me. Thanks.
Shanelle: I have to go now.
minotaur-bot: Okay Shanelle, see ya later.


That sounded more like me and my wife talking.

Momentary song lyric duel...

Lyric: And if you’re strong enough, together we can take the world apart, my love.
Astrid: What's love but a second hand emotion?
Lyric: Listen to the world out on the outside pressing in… are you ready on my mark?
Astrid: Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
Lyric: Covered in hope and vaseline, still cannot fix this broken machine.
Astrid: If I am lost in the desert, I think you will come and rescue me.
Lyric: I'll find you no matter where you are.
Astrid: Well, isn't that special?

Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
Astrid: Something strange, I think. Perhaps there were aliens involved.