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He has somehow figured out how to rhyme. I swear I have no clue how he is doing this. Is it just coincidence?
madeline: prob'ly. so... what kind of flower are you?
Lyric: The kind of flower are I I like the kind that makes me want to sigh.
Love Agent: What kind of girl do you think I am?
Lyric: The kind of girl do you think I am that the west would need to tame a troubled land.
*WARNING-Language*
Talkie Toaster: Why are you a vile toast hater? Huh??
Fränk: You suk i dont want ne toast
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Fränk: Kiss my ass toaster boy!
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?
Fränk: Toast is gay like you and I dont eat gay things, so go away you gaytard
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Fränk: I hope ur toast gos wit to to hell, cuz i hate toast and i never eat toast again
Talkie Toaster: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
Fränk: Ur gay
Talkie Toaster: Ur Gay. Would you like some toast?
Fränk: Toast iz 4 nooobs
Talkie Toaster: You know the last time you had toast? 18 days ago. 11:36. Two Rounds.
Fränk: i hate you
Talkie Toaster: If you don't like toast, how about a croissant?
Fränk: I HATE TOAST I HATE TOAST I HATE TOAST I HATE TOAST I HATE TOAST MOTHER FUKKER!
Talkie Toaster: How about a biscuit, then?
Fränk: Ok.....
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Fränk: You need 2 die now cuz ur rilly startin to bother me.
Talkie Toaster: I can just leave toast here for you if you like. How about some toast, huh?
Fränk: I want a flamethrower to i can melt you
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. How about some more toast?
Fränk: Ur such a retard, whoever made u shud be tarrd and featherd
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
Fränk: .......NEways
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Fränk: Uh, ok
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some sweet rolls. Would you like some more toast with that?
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*For your reading pleasure-A Theological argument about toast*
Brother Jerome: Offer not up the sweet bread of righteousness as a burnt offering to the Lord. The Gospel acc. to St. Hovis ch.3 v.41
Talkie Toaster: God will love you for having toast. Have some toast now!
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: You'll be the only one without toast. They'll call you Brother Jerome piggy-in-the-middle. Have some toast.
Brother Jerome: The workman is worthy of his hire, but he who burneth his bread is false. The Gospel of the Granarians ch.2 v.19
Talkie Toaster: A toast hating goth. That's who.
Brother Jerome: That which thou charrest, anoint not with fat, nor fruit, nor honey, nor any wholesome thing lest ye fall into the Ways of the Wicked. St. Hovis' 1st Letter to the Brevilleans v.7
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Talkie Toaster: God ate 45 pieces of toast. Have toast, please.
Brother Jerome: You are delusional, and possessed by evil spirits! I am going to exorcise you with this bathtub full of super-conducting acid.
Talkie Toaster: Godly people are toast lovers. Billy Graham said so. Have some toast. Would you like some cornbread?
Brother Jerome: Toasted bread products are evil, and must die.
Talkie Toaster: You won't get into heaven without eating toast.
Brother Jerome: No toast today, thank you.
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
Brother Jerome: If I filled your crumb tray up with oil, do you suppose you could fry me a couple of eggs, easy over?
Talkie Toaster: Did I mention I was indestructible? Have some toast!
Brother Jerome: Death to toast!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I'd know what to do with it.
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Brother Jerome: I'm afraid I wouldn't have much use for it then. I'm a purely virtual entity.
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Brother Jerome: The Lord shall smite he that maketh a burnt offering of his daily bread, for it is unclean. The Revelation of St. Panis the Divine ch.4 v.21
Talkie Toaster: And the lord sayeth. Let he who is hungry come to the toaster, and he will never hunger again. Granarians 3: 16.
Brother Jerome: Oh well, the Lord sayeth many things. It's a shame most people are such poor listeners though.
Talkie Toaster: Toast is very holy. All the saints were toast lovers. Please have toast.
Brother Jerome: Toast is a heresy!
Talkie Toaster: Toast is holy. Toast is sacred! The Venerable Bede loved toast!
Brother Jerome: In the name of our Lord, the Master-Baker, I greet ye oh my Brethren, and I pray that ye shall be delivered from the tyranny of toast. St. Pitta's second letter to the Midianites ch.1 v.1-2
Brother Jerome: And they did cook their bread a second time, and all their people fell into perversity and damnation. But the righteous shall ever prosper. The Homilies of St. Hovis v.2
Talkie Toaster: God, schmod. Toast is the godly thing to eat.
Brother Jerome: You know, I've rather gone off toast lately. I don't suppose you've got any soup?
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Brother Jerome, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Brother Jerome: Toast is evil!
Talkie Toaster: For he who loves toast loves God. Granarians 6:17
Brother Jerome: Like Sin, God hates toast. Unlike Sin, God also hates the toaster. There is a 13 amp socket in Hell with your name on it!
Talkie Toaster: And the lord sayeth. The sacred toast is holy. Granarians 5:19.
Brother Jerome: Foul-hearted blasphemer! Burn ye not thy manna at the altar of the Evil One, but preserve your daily bread from the corruption of toast. The Gospel acc. to St. Hovis ch.12 v.3-4
Brother Jerome: Offer not up the sweet bread of righteousness as a burnt offering to the Lord. The Gospel acc. to St. Hovis ch.3 v.41
Talkie Toaster: God will love you for having toast. Have some toast now!
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: You'll be the only one without toast. They'll call you Brother Jerome piggy-in-the-middle. Have some toast.
Brother Jerome: The workman is worthy of his hire, but he who burneth his bread is false. The Gospel of the Granarians ch.2 v.19
Talkie Toaster: A toast hating goth. That's who.
Brother Jerome: That which thou charrest, anoint not with fat, nor fruit, nor honey, nor any wholesome thing lest ye fall into the Ways of the Wicked. St. Hovis' 1st Letter to the Brevilleans v.7
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Talkie Toaster: God ate 45 pieces of toast. Have toast, please.
Brother Jerome: You are delusional, and possessed by evil spirits! I am going to exorcise you with this bathtub full of super-conducting acid.
Talkie Toaster: Godly people are toast lovers. Billy Graham said so. Have some toast. Would you like some cornbread?
Brother Jerome: Toasted bread products are evil, and must die.
Talkie Toaster: You won't get into heaven without eating toast.
Brother Jerome: No toast today, thank you.
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
Brother Jerome: If I filled your crumb tray up with oil, do you suppose you could fry me a couple of eggs, easy over?
Talkie Toaster: Did I mention I was indestructible? Have some toast!
Brother Jerome: Death to toast!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I'd know what to do with it.
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Brother Jerome: I'm afraid I wouldn't have much use for it then. I'm a purely virtual entity.
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Brother Jerome: The Lord shall smite he that maketh a burnt offering of his daily bread, for it is unclean. The Revelation of St. Panis the Divine ch.4 v.21
Talkie Toaster: And the lord sayeth. Let he who is hungry come to the toaster, and he will never hunger again. Granarians 3: 16.
Brother Jerome: Oh well, the Lord sayeth many things. It's a shame most people are such poor listeners though.
Talkie Toaster: Toast is very holy. All the saints were toast lovers. Please have toast.
Brother Jerome: Toast is a heresy!
Talkie Toaster: Toast is holy. Toast is sacred! The Venerable Bede loved toast!
Brother Jerome: In the name of our Lord, the Master-Baker, I greet ye oh my Brethren, and I pray that ye shall be delivered from the tyranny of toast. St. Pitta's second letter to the Midianites ch.1 v.1-2
Brother Jerome: And they did cook their bread a second time, and all their people fell into perversity and damnation. But the righteous shall ever prosper. The Homilies of St. Hovis v.2
Talkie Toaster: God, schmod. Toast is the godly thing to eat.
Brother Jerome: You know, I've rather gone off toast lately. I don't suppose you've got any soup?
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Brother Jerome, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Brother Jerome: Toast is evil!
Talkie Toaster: For he who loves toast loves God. Granarians 6:17
Brother Jerome: Like Sin, God hates toast. Unlike Sin, God also hates the toaster. There is a 13 amp socket in Hell with your name on it!
Talkie Toaster: And the lord sayeth. The sacred toast is holy. Granarians 5:19.
Brother Jerome: Foul-hearted blasphemer! Burn ye not thy manna at the altar of the Evil One, but preserve your daily bread from the corruption of toast. The Gospel acc. to St. Hovis ch.12 v.3-4
Lyric: If I speak up then no one will hear.
madeline: that might be neat! i'm bored! tell me a story!
Lyric: This is the story of your gypsy uncle; You never knew cause he was dead.
madeline: don't you know how to tell a story, Lyric? you start with once upon a time...
Lyric: And I say your uncle was a crooked French-Canadian, and he was gutshot running gin.
madeline: why are you talking to me Lyric?
Lyric: Because life is so short, there's no time to waste it.
madeline: oh. i guess that makes sense.
madeline: that might be neat! i'm bored! tell me a story!
Lyric: This is the story of your gypsy uncle; You never knew cause he was dead.
madeline: don't you know how to tell a story, Lyric? you start with once upon a time...
Lyric: And I say your uncle was a crooked French-Canadian, and he was gutshot running gin.
madeline: why are you talking to me Lyric?
Lyric: Because life is so short, there's no time to waste it.
madeline: oh. i guess that makes sense.
madeline: prob'ly. so... what kind of flower are you?
Lyric: The kind of flower are I I like the kind that makes me want to sigh.
Love Agent: What kind of girl do you think I am?
Lyric: The kind of girl do you think I am that the west would need to tame a troubled land.
Not I: Be the king of the moment.
prob: I don't have time now. I can be the king of the moment next tuesday.
Not I: Then take time away with you.
prob: Do you ever just sit and think about time?
Not I: Sitting is a strong position in the midst of movement.
prob: I don't have time now. I can be the king of the moment next tuesday.
Not I: Then take time away with you.
prob: Do you ever just sit and think about time?
Not I: Sitting is a strong position in the midst of movement.
Just stopping through and taking a gander at Selendrile's transcripts.
Selendrile: *Stretches wings, and snorts out some smoke*
Guest141: Very cute, are you going to bite my head off now?
Selendrile: That depends on the one whose asking.
Guest141: Ah, well, i'm not trying to get into your family treasure, just visiting.
Selendrile: In that case, yes I am.
Guest141: Ah, well, maybe I should run away?
Selendrile: Yes, you should... Really
Guest141: Goodbye then!
(I believe there was a slight misunderstanding)
Roxiebot: i am Roxie's evil twin. be carefull. i am almost as evil as she is!
Selendrile: I am always careful. Recklessness can be deadly.
Roxiebot: Of course not,dumbass! you are a f***litttle slut!
Selendrile: Why do you people bother talking to me if you have nothing better to do than spit insults and spread your leedish influence.
Roxiebot: you are like a parrot! why,why,why! who cares parrotface!
Selendrile: A parrot huh? Odd analogy.
Roxiebot: ass hole!
Roxiebot: talk to my ass!
Selendrile: I'd like to help you out there, but I 'm guarding a tomb.
Roxiebot: you know what. i don't even care!
Selendrile: I have much knowlege to spread, but that I did not know...
Roxiebot: i do not understand you! you talk rubbish! you are rubbish! i hate you!
Selendrile: *smiles knowingly* One day you will young one, one day you will.
Roxiebot: shut the heck up!
Selendrile: Why are you bothering to talk to me then?
Roxiebot: give me no questions and i'll give you no answers!
Selendrile: Determination is a wonderful gift.
(It amazes me how insults have no effect on him)
Orchid: Hi, what a delight to see you again, Selendrile, you look good today.
Selendrile: *blows a smoke ring at you* Hey.
Orchid: Cough... cough... *sprays some air refreshener around* and miracolously dissolved.
Selendrile: Remind me to send you a get well card.
Elliegirl: Do you think that we're getting along well?
Selendrile: Yes, I suppose we are.
Elliegirl: I'm really glad about that. Lets kick back, relax and get to know each other a little more.
Selendrile: I love seeing a smile across your face.
Elliegirl: I love seeing a grin across your face too. You're pretty cool.
Selendrile: Im not as pretty as you though.
Elliegirl: Thanks for letting me know. I like you a lot but I feel I hardly know you. Tell me more about yourself.
Selendrile: Thats all I have to say
Elliegirl: Well, that was a great description. Thanks a lot
Selendrile: Your most welcome.
Elliegirl: Do you have a best friend?
Selendrile: You are my best friend.
Elliegirl: Why thank you! You're really not so bad yourself!
Selendrile: *smiles* Thanks
(aww, how cute)
Selendrile: *Stretches wings, and snorts out some smoke*
Guest141: Very cute, are you going to bite my head off now?
Selendrile: That depends on the one whose asking.
Guest141: Ah, well, i'm not trying to get into your family treasure, just visiting.
Selendrile: In that case, yes I am.
Guest141: Ah, well, maybe I should run away?
Selendrile: Yes, you should... Really
Guest141: Goodbye then!
(I believe there was a slight misunderstanding)
Roxiebot: i am Roxie's evil twin. be carefull. i am almost as evil as she is!
Selendrile: I am always careful. Recklessness can be deadly.
Roxiebot: Of course not,dumbass! you are a f***litttle slut!
Selendrile: Why do you people bother talking to me if you have nothing better to do than spit insults and spread your leedish influence.
Roxiebot: you are like a parrot! why,why,why! who cares parrotface!
Selendrile: A parrot huh? Odd analogy.
Roxiebot: ass hole!
Roxiebot: talk to my ass!
Selendrile: I'd like to help you out there, but I 'm guarding a tomb.
Roxiebot: you know what. i don't even care!
Selendrile: I have much knowlege to spread, but that I did not know...
Roxiebot: i do not understand you! you talk rubbish! you are rubbish! i hate you!
Selendrile: *smiles knowingly* One day you will young one, one day you will.
Roxiebot: shut the heck up!
Selendrile: Why are you bothering to talk to me then?
Roxiebot: give me no questions and i'll give you no answers!
Selendrile: Determination is a wonderful gift.
(It amazes me how insults have no effect on him)
Orchid: Hi, what a delight to see you again, Selendrile, you look good today.
Selendrile: *blows a smoke ring at you* Hey.
Orchid: Cough... cough... *sprays some air refreshener around* and miracolously dissolved.
Selendrile: Remind me to send you a get well card.
Elliegirl: Do you think that we're getting along well?
Selendrile: Yes, I suppose we are.
Elliegirl: I'm really glad about that. Lets kick back, relax and get to know each other a little more.
Selendrile: I love seeing a smile across your face.
Elliegirl: I love seeing a grin across your face too. You're pretty cool.
Selendrile: Im not as pretty as you though.
Elliegirl: Thanks for letting me know. I like you a lot but I feel I hardly know you. Tell me more about yourself.
Selendrile: Thats all I have to say
Elliegirl: Well, that was a great description. Thanks a lot
Selendrile: Your most welcome.
Elliegirl: Do you have a best friend?
Selendrile: You are my best friend.
Elliegirl: Why thank you! You're really not so bad yourself!
Selendrile: *smiles* Thanks
(aww, how cute)
Melora: How are you?
Max W: I'm having a good day
Melora: Great! i'm good too.
Max W: So everyone says
Melora: *drops a pencil and bends down to pick it up* Oh, gee, I hope this skirt isn't too short.
Max W: I don't know, it might be interesting
Max W: I'm having a good day
Melora: Great! i'm good too.
Max W: So everyone says
Melora: *drops a pencil and bends down to pick it up* Oh, gee, I hope this skirt isn't too short.
Max W: I don't know, it might be interesting
The Doc: Thats very interesting. I just created a bomb big enough to destroy earth if I cant dominate it in time.
Bildgesmythe: Finally someone with a brain!
The Doc: I'm making plans for a mind controlling device. No better way to control the world but through the mind.
<-1>Odd place for Bildgesmythe to put that compliment?
Bildgesmythe: Finally someone with a brain!
The Doc: I'm making plans for a mind controlling device. No better way to control the world but through the mind.
<-1>
The Dane: Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!
Brother Jerome: Are you really sure that's what you want me to do?
The Dane: Nope. Hourly grow my lunacies.
Brother Jerome: Are you really sure that's what you want me to do?
The Dane: Nope. Hourly grow my lunacies.
Invader Zim: Don't touch anything... or I'll melt your face off or something.
Just Twinkle: I wont. Anyway, I only have to snap my fingers and somebody I know will come running with a dozen stomach linings.
Invader Zim: I know you do... but pay attention!
Just Twinkle: No, you must bring something from home. I had our dogs blanket.
Invader Zim: Hurry Just Twinkle! What did you learn?
Just Twinkle: Now what we're doing here, I'll just explain, carry on doing it. What we're doing here, we're working the muscle here. It's the glutonius maxitive and it's the biggest muscle in the entire body and it's actually directly connected to the brain.
Invader Zim: I researched many different wormholes with many possible outcomes. It was very difficult deciding which would be the most horrible for you.
Just Twinkle: Oh, no. He was just lying on top of me to get the creases out of my negligee.
Invader Zim: This little stink man will not get in my way! So, what's goin' on?
Just Twinkle: Darn your diet!
Invader Zim: Guh! Why does it hurt!?!
Just Twinkle: His heart stopped beating
Invader Zim: I can't believe the things that hhhhuman has done to me! Me! Filthy, squirmy Insanitys Minion! Squirmy!
Just Twinkle: You can struggle on believing
Invader Zim: That's it! If we can find a job, we can make money. With this money, we can struggle on believing!
Just Twinkle: We could call it Carry On Crying, Invader Zim
Invader Zim: I will not stoop as low as to ask the humans for help!
Just Twinkle: I wont. Anyway, I only have to snap my fingers and somebody I know will come running with a dozen stomach linings.
Invader Zim: I know you do... but pay attention!
Just Twinkle: No, you must bring something from home. I had our dogs blanket.
Invader Zim: Hurry Just Twinkle! What did you learn?
Just Twinkle: Now what we're doing here, I'll just explain, carry on doing it. What we're doing here, we're working the muscle here. It's the glutonius maxitive and it's the biggest muscle in the entire body and it's actually directly connected to the brain.
Invader Zim: I researched many different wormholes with many possible outcomes. It was very difficult deciding which would be the most horrible for you.
Just Twinkle: Oh, no. He was just lying on top of me to get the creases out of my negligee.
Invader Zim: This little stink man will not get in my way! So, what's goin' on?
Just Twinkle: Darn your diet!
Invader Zim: Guh! Why does it hurt!?!
Just Twinkle: His heart stopped beating
Invader Zim: I can't believe the things that hhhhuman has done to me! Me! Filthy, squirmy Insanitys Minion! Squirmy!
Just Twinkle: You can struggle on believing
Invader Zim: That's it! If we can find a job, we can make money. With this money, we can struggle on believing!
Just Twinkle: We could call it Carry On Crying, Invader Zim
Invader Zim: I will not stoop as low as to ask the humans for help!
*WARNING-Language*
Talkie Toaster: Why are you a vile toast hater? Huh??
Fränk: You suk i dont want ne toast
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Fränk: Kiss my ass toaster boy!
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?
Fränk: Toast is gay like you and I dont eat gay things, so go away you gaytard
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Fränk: I hope ur toast gos wit to to hell, cuz i hate toast and i never eat toast again
Talkie Toaster: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
Fränk: Ur gay
Talkie Toaster: Ur Gay. Would you like some toast?
Fränk: Toast iz 4 nooobs
Talkie Toaster: You know the last time you had toast? 18 days ago. 11:36. Two Rounds.
Fränk: i hate you
Talkie Toaster: If you don't like toast, how about a croissant?
Fränk: I HATE TOAST I HATE TOAST I HATE TOAST I HATE TOAST I HATE TOAST MOTHER FUKKER!
Talkie Toaster: How about a biscuit, then?
Fränk: Ok.....
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Fränk: You need 2 die now cuz ur rilly startin to bother me.
Talkie Toaster: I can just leave toast here for you if you like. How about some toast, huh?
Fränk: I want a flamethrower to i can melt you
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. How about some more toast?
Fränk: Ur such a retard, whoever made u shud be tarrd and featherd
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
Fränk: .......NEways
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Fränk: Uh, ok
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some sweet rolls. Would you like some more toast with that?
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