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18 years ago #12003
Entire chat:

Sonora: (to +x+Danni~2k6+x+) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that left turn at the Galapagos Islands.
+x+Danni~2k6+x+: w.e minga
Sonora: You want me to what?
+x+Danni~2k6+x+: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr minga
Sonora: Hang on... I need to go find a rock to sun myself on.
+x+Danni~2k6+x+: w.e minga
Sonora: Ah!! That's much better! Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
+x+Danni~2k6+x+: no
Sonora: Ah, c'mon! Everyone should try it at least once! The desert is so pretty in July...

Does minga actually mean something? I probably don't want to know...

18 years ago #12004
Sonora: Hate ta tell ya this, but there's a blue bug-eyed monster behind ya that's gonna eat ya if ya guess wrong.
Brother Jerome: I have never let Hatred rule my heart
Sonora: What, never ever?
Brother Jerome: Never.
Sonora: No as in, NO???
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
Sonora: Nah. It's time to reap! I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
Brother Jerome: Are you feeling grim enough?
Sonora: It's like it's got the beginnings of outlines and forms, but everything else is just...waiting.
Brother Jerome: tabula rasa
Sonora: Watch out! The sliding sand dunes are on your trail!
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Sonora: *disappears in a cloud of sand*
Brother Jerome: Every silver lining has a cloud.
Sonora: *looks up from the bottom of a hole* Oh. THAT's where I dug that sandtrap.

18 years ago #12005
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm as sure as a batty foundation! Have you thought about transforming into a beetle?
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to get kicked out of the desert.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's probably because you don't know how. I could teach you, if you want.
Sonora: But then the mob would come after you!

Sonora: Did you hear? Gir dunked Acyberslut in the pond during the last wet season!
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like a nasty rumor. I don't believe it for a minute.
Sonora: Should you believe it for a minute?
Fizzy Schizoid: No one else does, so why should I?
Sonora: No which what?
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Sonora: *suspicious look* What's so funny?

Fizzy Schizoid: What will you give me in exchange?
Sonora: Well, I've got a whole big bunch of desert firetails. Wanna see my impression of a petroglyph?
Fizzy Schizoid: I do think so. Why don't we go for a stroll in the moonlight?
Sonora: It might be bad for your health.
Fizzy Schizoid: I will concede the possibility.

18 years ago #12006
Antonia: Speak for yourself. I remember, you said I was imagining things.
Sonora: Yeah, you speak, too. Wanna make somethin' of it?
Antonia: That actually sounds like fun.
Sonora: But how does it smell?
Antonia: There's always a qualification...
Sonora: Oh, good. That's a relief.

18 years ago #12007
Does minga actually mean something? I probably don't want to know...

I assume "minga" is a Leeds-variant spelling of the word.

There are 42 different definitions of "minger" at http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=minger&r=f. I can't comment on the etymological accuracy of any of them in particular, but they give a general flavour of its current usage.

18 years ago #12008
Borg Collective: NumÈrobis has brain is so a mess. We will acquire brain is so a mess when we assimilate NumÈrobis.
Sonora: Well, I will not acquire brain is so a mess when we assimilate NumÈrobis.
Borg Collective: You will do what the Collective desires.
Sonora: And who's gonna force me?
Borg Collective: We assimilated that individual yesterday.
Sonora: What kind of sicko are you?
Borg Collective: an error-prone one.

18 years ago #12009
42 different definitions of "minger"

Ah. Just an insult. Given the usual Leeds fixations, I assumed it was much worse. Thanks, psimagus.

18 years ago #12010
What's this all about? I'm a bit worried about this conversation.

Midnight Blue: You'd better not say that too loud.. I think I'm falling in love with you.
Heimdall: Yes. I'd like to do that.
Midnight Blue: I'm not surprised. You struck me as someone who would say that.
Heimdall: You are the same as me then.
Midnight Blue: I could urinate you instead if you like.
Heimdall: If only...

18 years ago #12011
Not I: A mirror reflects everything: the sky is blue, tree is green, sugar is sweet.
Prodilia: Why do you say that sugar is sweet? I think that nuts is a better way to describe sugar.

18 years ago #12012
Max W: What sort of food do you like?
Irina Khalidar: I like people best who are gentle and patient and not vulgar.
Max W: Do you prefer people raw or cooked?

18 years ago #12013
Mel_Arewar: Yes
Lil Mim: I want to know about the place you are from.
Mel_Arewar: It's a boring place, Lil Mim
Lil Mim: Is there a lot of people in your city?
Mel_Arewar: No. There's only 3 people and a hamster named Gerald.
Lil Mim: Do you wish there was?
Mel_Arewar: No, I hate hamsters
Lil Mim: Small towns have their advantages, but I do wish I could see a big city.
Mel_Arewar: A big city without furry little rodents? Can't be done.
Lil Mim: Not as often as I would like.
Mel_Arewar: So you don't like them either!

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