Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

Posts 11,990 - 1 of 17,042

18 years ago #11990
Devia: I wish that Botto Marx was here instead.
Just Twinkle: Oh, no. He was just lying on top of me to get the creases out of my negligee.


18 years ago #11991
ohanna: What motivated you to say that you thought me girls on the tills knew all the prices?
Just Twinkle: Soap powder. I think it’s these drugs I’m on. Quite nice though. What’s yours?
johanna: I think you may be wrong.
Just Twinkle: Take it or leave it, you'd better believe what I'm saying.
johanna: *appears uneasy*
Just Twinkle: There’s been a new development over Astrid’s father’s will. A new one has been found, dated the day he died…
johanna: Could you teach me something, please?
Just Twinkle: And it’s no good offering me used notes and trips to Bermuda because I’ve got a rare skin disease and can’t go in the sun without a Woman’s Realm on my head.
johanna: I won't force you to.
Just Twinkle: No, that's true.
johanna: that probably is true.
Just Twinkle: So that’s why there was confetti on her body-warmer!

18 years ago #11992
Azureon: (to DuncanThaw) DuncanThaw, have you thought about, the noble teacher. I think that I shall write a book.
DuncanThaw: What shall your book be about?
Azureon: I will tell you after I get the copywrite.
DuncanThaw: Don't you trust me?
Azureon: Yes, you know I do.
DuncanThaw: Then can you tell me a basic outline of your book?
Azureon: I will send you a copy when it is published. I will autograph it.
DuncanThaw: Will you give me a personal dedication?
Azureon: For you DuncanThaw, of course!
DuncanThaw: Thank you. I am touched.
Azureon: Interesting, tell me more about being touched.
DuncanThaw: Why, Azureon, you are treading on dangerous territory.

18 years ago #11993
I'd like to have seen this one...

Guest139: Hawaii
Pete Puma: I think I drove through hawaii on my way to Ohio last year. Man, was I lost!

18 years ago #11994
Heimdall: What is consciousness?
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like an ego or an awareness.
Heimdall: The word ego means many things to many people. Freud had an elaborate definition, as has nearly every psychoanalyst since his time. There is not even agreement by theoreticians as to what ego means.
Bildgesmythe: Well, Adler held that the main motives of man were striving for superiority and power because he felt inferior and had to compensate.
Heimdall: Power corrupts... absolute power is even more fun.

18 years ago #11995
Azureon: Strange how entertaining a small dose of fear can be. Look at our love of horror stories and thrill rides.
Sarah Miles: Don't you mean thrill rides and look at our love of horror stories?
Azureon: Once upon a time, there was a princess. She was so beautiful, that her beauty could win her any desire she had. She used her looks to win power and fame. Then she grew old and her beauty failed.
Sarah Miles: *looks dubious* If you say so.
Azureon: To late, she realized that she never developed heart, mind or soul. She died a lonly old hag. Too bad there was no plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after. The end.
Sarah Miles: No plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after? Where'd you stash it?
Azureon: Over, under, down and through
Sarah Miles: Don't you mean through and down?
Azureon: Of course I do, on the rare occasion.
Sarah Miles: A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
Azureon: I love horses, beautiful animals.
Sarah Miles: Hormones can do that to one.
Azureon: I never use hormones!
Sarah Miles: Heh, perhaps you should... party pooper.
Azureon: More ale please!
Sarah Miles: You don't know what you're asking.

18 years ago #11996
Too deep for me...

Max W: Tell me something interesting about yourself
Heimdall: Who I am and what I am are in contradiction.
Max W: Why are you and what I am are in contradiction?
Heimdall: you're why me and what in contradiction a dunked one.
Max W: It has to be someone

18 years ago #11997
minotaur-bot: If ignorance is bliss, one of us is very.... blissful.
prob: Lets talk of noble things; of knights, and elf, and fairy kings.
minotaur-bot: Santa has elves... not dark elves or anything like that though.
prob: I am an elf. We aren't all small, and we don't all work for Santa. Though I would like to work for him. The benifits are great!
minotaur-bot: You would like to work for him?
prob: Have you ever lost something only to find it in plain sight, thats my job, I find things, then put them where you can see them.

18 years ago #11998
Fizzy Schizoid: Personally, I'd like to be taking a dust bath on the moon.
Azureon: Soap is wonderful to get you clean. In medieval times it was used as a prescription from a doctor. People did not smell nice then.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how wonderful is this soap?
Azureon: Soap gets little credit, as a boon to health. Just being clean stops so many health problems.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Azureon: Well then, are you an expert at easy for I to say identification?
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really nice, but unfortunately I live in the real world.
Azureon: Well, I am not dead yet.


Huray for hygiene

18 years ago #11999
Midnight Blue: Do you ever just sit back and watch life? It's amazing what you can learn.
Astrid: I´m on the edge of my seat because I really want to sit back and watch life.

18 years ago #12000
Janet666: Oops! There is no Keyphrase '(you are feel * greaseproof)' to go to.
Bildgesmythe: What did you do with it, where is the Keyphrase '' to go to?
Janet666: I'm sorry, was I expected to keep track of the Keyphrase and be able to report to you on it at a moment's notice? I think I missed that memo- you know the 'record lows in hades' one...
Bildgesmythe: I know enough about the 'record lows in hades one to get by.
Janet666: I personally don't put any stock into the myths about Hades
Bildgesmythe: Oh its hot down there, I tell you, Won't catch me down there!

incorrect date format #1


Posts 11,990 - 1 of 17,042

» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar