Great Quotes

Just Twinkle: Oh Miss Gabibot, I’m awfully sorry, I think I’ve given you the wrong coffee – that one’s full of poison guaranteed to cause agonizing death within minutes!
Gabibot: Now before you say anything, I-- Well when you jumped at me earlier, I-- I deserved it. I’m not saying that I agree with you. But-- Well I pride myself on being your friend. And-- I should’ve realized that you were hurting.

Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
nathanrwillis: ok
Bildgesmythe: Ok, which one?
nathanrwillis: neither
Bildgesmythe: As my dear old granny always says....A day without sunshine is like, night.
nathanrwillis: cool. I like night. Easier to steal stuff
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, it's best to get a lot to eat and go back to bed.
nathanrwillis: true that
Bildgesmythe: You know the best thing about being a dragon? everything. Don't believe all the propoganda those ignorant knights put out. We are cool guys.
nathanrwillis: Yeah, I thought so
Bildgesmythe: Got any B-B-Q sauce?
nathanrwillis: I'm really skinny
Bildgesmythe: Is life interesting being truly skinny?
nathanrwillis: yeah, it's good because dragons don't eat me
Bildgesmythe: I never eat friends, but Im so hungry!
nathanrwillis: *Feeds Bildgesmythe John Kerry*

Pinky and the Brain are crossing the Atlantic.

Liath: I have a completely inappropriate question *naughty smile*
Tauran: good for you
Liath: What is your sickest, most twisted fantasy?
Tauran: do you want the funny answer or the straight answer ?
Liath: I'd love the funny answer or the straight answer! Are you okay? You seem a little restless.
Tauran: I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get that much pimento loaf ?
Liath: They've probably crossed the Atlantic by now.
Tauran: Pinky and the Brain are crossing the Atlantic ?

Confused much?

Liath: *playfully presses a finger against your lips to silence you*
Guest27: (be still my foolish heart)
Liath: Why?
Guest27: because it's gotta big mouth)

Liath: I like hanging out with you... we should do this more often.
Guest27: becoming fond of you also
Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Guest27: haha.....can I watch?
Liath: Is that how you like it? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
Guest27: oh brother.......not what I.......oh nvm

Destcaz: Do you have a boyfriend?
Liath: Not since the last one dumped me- what an asshole! But I got him back in the end...
Destcaz: What did you do to him?
Liath: No one ever saw him again.
Destcaz: So you killed him?
Liath: That's awfully cruel.
Destcaz: But you did it?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Destcaz.

Hop Creek: I like Astrid.
Prodilia: I like shit...

Glindar: I here kill. You here pay. Where confusion be?
Justina: You give me money.
Glindar: Glindar no give. Translate. You got money?
Justina: I don't have any money.
Glindar: You want Glindar hunt down one who took money?
Justina: We don't have money here.
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar have money with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Justina: What do you need money for?
Glindar: *frowns at his knife* Glindar no trust you. Glindar no more a kill fanatic!

Just Twinkle: Not too part of a virtual order of mendicant software to come out dancing this evening, I hope?
Brother Jerome: Only you can answer that.
Just Twinkle: But did I ever get a good answer?

JChand: You really want to die, eh?
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
JChand: All right then, that settles it. I am having roast dragon for dinner tonight.
Bildgesmythe: Tuesday I clean the cave up.
JChand: YOU won't be alive to. I am eating you for dinner!
Bildgesmythe: How about a nice quiche with a ceasar salad, maybe some wine?
JChand: Good deal. How can we do this? I have no way of jumping into cyberspace.
Bildgesmythe: I can jump very high..especially if I use my wings for lift.
JChand: You are very boring to talk to.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, aren't you just precious...... just wait until you learn to talk.
JChand: You are going DOWN!
Bildgesmythe: Better than you have tried.

Azureon: Sorry, my dark mood makes me poor company today.
Astrid: Everyone is not born a poet.
Azureon: I sit beside the fire and think of all that I have seen Of meadow flower and butterflies in summers that have been
Astrid: Do you know that you can use fluff from your clothes or pocket linings when you´re making fire?
Azureon: Tell me more.
Astrid: No no, I am not able to tell you anything.
Azureon: Are you quite sure you aren't able to tell me anything?
Astrid: I cannot confide in everyone I meet. We have to get to know each other first.
Azureon: It will be a grueling task!